A JOURNEY WITH HARRY POTTER RON WEASLEY AND HERMIONE GRANGER

(a/n: HEY PPL I CHANGED LIKE A WORD OF THIS CHAPTER CUZ IT WAS CONFUSING EVERYONE I THINK NEWAYS READ ON!)

Once upon a time, there were three little kids. Their names were Harry Potter (friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger), Ron Weasley (friend of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger), and Hermione Granger (friend of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley).

One day, Hermione Granger, friend of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley said, "Hey, we're too old to be living here in Hogwarts. Let's go find our mommy."

But then Harry Potter, friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger said, "Wait a minute, I don't have a mommy."

And then Hermione Granger, friend of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley said, "It's ok, I have one."

"Good," said Harry Potter, friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. And they all continued on their journey.

"Hey, guess what I found!" said Ron Weasley, friend of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger.

"What's that, Ron Weasley, my friend?" said Harry Potter, friend of Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.

"Why, it's a straw house!" exclaimed Hermione Granger, friend of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley.

"NOT ANYMORE!" yells Draco Malfoy, enemy of Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger, from behind them.

"But why is that?" asks Ron Weasley, friend of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger and enemy of Draco Malfoy.

"Because I love you," says Draco Malfoy, lover of Harry Potter.

"EW!" says Harry Potter, straight boy.

"I was only joking," says Draco Malfoy, also straight boy.

"Good," they all said, and continued on their journey.

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