_____________Operation: Voldie's Heir - Chapter Twelve______________
"Ahhhhhhh!" Harry squeeled. He brought his hands up and covered his face dramatically. "My eyes! My eyes! I'm blinded for life!"
"Oh shit!" Draco exclaimed, immediately jumping from Ron's lap. He wavered and nearly fell, but Hermione rushed over and grabbed his arm to help steady him. Draco ignored her presence and turned to Harry. "Dammit, Potter! Don't you know how to knock?"
"Knock? This are the kitchens!" Harry retorted. "It's a public place! No spot for your twisted endeavers!"
"Harry..." Ron warned.
"Potter!" Draco yelled, pushing Hermione away and reaching for his bowl of now melted ice cream. "You asked for it!"
"For what? What are you going to do to me? You being pregnant with my child and all!" Harry yelled back. He was about to say more, when a bowl landed on top of his head. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes as chocoalte ice cream poured down his face.
"It's not yours, Harry." Ron said softly. Harry pulled the bowl off his head and turned to Ron, bewildered.
"What do you mean?" Harry asked. "Dumbledore said-"
"Dumbledore was saving my own ass, Potter. Mine and Ron's that is." Draco informed him. "If the Dark Lord found out I screwed up and got pregnant by a Weasley it would be the death of me, and this kid."
"Wha-"
"Don't say anything Harry." Ron told him, watching as Hermione descreetly did a cleaning spell on Harry's head. "It's true."
"You mean your just going to take Malfoy's word for it?" Harry asked.
"The story adds up... And well... I've been recalling some things the night we found Draco in our dorm." Ron blushed heavily. "I just thought they were fantasies, but... er, they really happened. So, yes, I'm taking Malfoy's word for it. Besides, Harry, it makes sense. You feel no connection to Malfoy what so ever. I do."
"What does that have to do with-"
"You really know nothing about wizards, do you Potter?" Draco interupted with a smirk. He sighed. "Granger, explain it to him. I have no interest to improve Potter's stupidity."
"Hey!" Harry exclaimed.
"Harry, I've done some reading." Hermione informed him. He looked at her like she was crazy. Hermione is always reading. What does that ahve to do with anything? "You see, wizards and witches are more bonding and emotionally involved that muggles are when it comes to romance. It's because of the magic. When a couple make love, especially if it's their first time, their magic will bond for a moment. This usually happens during orgasm."
"'Mione!" Harry gapped at her. But she continued in her teacher-like way.
"If a child is created during this bond, then both parents are bonded to the child. They will do anything to protect it, and their relationship will start to develop whether they want it to or not." Hermione told him. She glanced over at Draco, who was rubbing his bulging stomach, and Ron. "It's kind of a natural instinct in magical people. I suspect it's to help the survival of the wizarding world."
"That's crazy!" Harry told her. "Insane! Ron and Malfoy are not a couple! They are not in lo-" Harry glanced over at the two boys in question. "Malfoy, stop that!"
Draco let his hand fall, which had been stroking Ron's hair. He glared at Harry. "Look, Potter, this isn't my idea. I don't want to feel this way, dammit. But I can't help it. I've always kind of... liked Ron."
"You were always calling him poor and teasing him!" Harry informed.
"Yes, well... Er..." Draco mumbled something.
"Come again?" Hermione asked.
"He looks cute when he's flustered." Draco repeated louder.
"I do?" Ron perked up.
"No you don't!" Harry yelled. "Malfoy is lying!"
"You know, I'm starting to think your jealous." Draco told him. Hermione raised her hand to her mouth to cover a smile. Draco gave Harry a wicked grin. "So, tell me! Fancy your sidekick, do you? Or perhaps your enemy?"
"Neither! That's nasty!"
"Oh, please!" Draco laughed. "What's so nasty about it?"
"It's... You know... Uh.."
"Exactly." Draco smirked. "Your just afraid of the unknown, Potter. How pathetic. And your suppose to battle the Dark Lord. He'd squash you in a second if you can't even handle a little boy/boy love."
"I'm not speaking to you anymore." Harry informed him, sitting down at the table a crossing his arms. He glared over at Draco who was descreetly trying to touch Ron's hair again.
"Look, Harry, I'm not exactly comfortable with this myself, you know." Ron told him.
"Hey!" Draco exclaimed.
"Oh, shut up, Draco." Ron snapped. "Harry, this is really twisted, I know. It's... insane, like you said. I have no clue as to what I'm going to do. I'm going to be a freakin' father afterall! At least your off the hook."
"That's the thing, Ron!" Harry replied. "I'm not off the hook. I've still got to pretend to be the father, or else Malfoy will end up pissing off Voldemort and probably getting himself killed. Not that the idea of Malfoy dieing isn't a nice picture, I don't want to be the cause of the death of an innocent child."
"You people sicken me! Stop being such a Gryffindor, Potter!" Draco suddenly screamed. He immediately burst into tears and headed for the door. Ron moved to help him, but Draco shot him a deadly glare and the three Gryffindor's watched the Slytherin weep his way out the door.
"You want to be in a relationship with that?" Harry asked Ron, who just frowned.
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"Mister Malfoy, what happened to you?" Professor Snape asked as the crying teen walked into his office. He winced as his door was slammed shut and the pregnant boy sat across from him. "Er... Are you okay?"
"He doesn't want me!" Draco wailed.
"Potter? Isn't that a good thing?" Snape questioned.
"No! Not Potty." Draco told him. He sniffled and slumped in his chair. "The Weasel."
"You..." Snape trailed off thinking. "You want him to want you?"
"Well, yeah!" Draco exclaimed. He let out a dramatic sigh. Snape choked.
"Why?"
"Because he's the father of my baby, and I'm not about to hand this kid over to Voldie just so he can find out he's a Weasley and slaughter him!" Draco explained. "And just becasue my paretns aren't worth shit doesn't mean I want my kid to go through the same thing. Never having your father around isn't a pleasant experience. I want this kid to be happy. And I know Ron will make him happy. Hell, if those Weasley's weren't happy they would produce so many of them!"
"Uh-"
"And he's so fucking cute!" Draco's eyes widened, sparkling slightly. "I know he's special. I feel so connected to him, and I can't figure out why! Dammit, this is so confusing."
"Well-"
"I dont' know why I'm talking to you about this." Draco interupted ocne again. "You've never even had a girlfriend! Father told me. So, you can't help! I need to speak with someone who's been in a relationship for a long time and is happy with them. So my parents are out... Hmm..."
With that thought, Draco stood and left the room, all tears forgotton. Snape stared after him in slight shock, then returned to grading with renewed passion.
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just wodnering, you guys have any idea on who Draco should get "relationship advice" from? I was thinking Mrs. Weasley just becasue 1) that woman kicks ass and 2) i thought that would be a nice little twist. What do you think?
"Ahhhhhhh!" Harry squeeled. He brought his hands up and covered his face dramatically. "My eyes! My eyes! I'm blinded for life!"
"Oh shit!" Draco exclaimed, immediately jumping from Ron's lap. He wavered and nearly fell, but Hermione rushed over and grabbed his arm to help steady him. Draco ignored her presence and turned to Harry. "Dammit, Potter! Don't you know how to knock?"
"Knock? This are the kitchens!" Harry retorted. "It's a public place! No spot for your twisted endeavers!"
"Harry..." Ron warned.
"Potter!" Draco yelled, pushing Hermione away and reaching for his bowl of now melted ice cream. "You asked for it!"
"For what? What are you going to do to me? You being pregnant with my child and all!" Harry yelled back. He was about to say more, when a bowl landed on top of his head. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes as chocoalte ice cream poured down his face.
"It's not yours, Harry." Ron said softly. Harry pulled the bowl off his head and turned to Ron, bewildered.
"What do you mean?" Harry asked. "Dumbledore said-"
"Dumbledore was saving my own ass, Potter. Mine and Ron's that is." Draco informed him. "If the Dark Lord found out I screwed up and got pregnant by a Weasley it would be the death of me, and this kid."
"Wha-"
"Don't say anything Harry." Ron told him, watching as Hermione descreetly did a cleaning spell on Harry's head. "It's true."
"You mean your just going to take Malfoy's word for it?" Harry asked.
"The story adds up... And well... I've been recalling some things the night we found Draco in our dorm." Ron blushed heavily. "I just thought they were fantasies, but... er, they really happened. So, yes, I'm taking Malfoy's word for it. Besides, Harry, it makes sense. You feel no connection to Malfoy what so ever. I do."
"What does that have to do with-"
"You really know nothing about wizards, do you Potter?" Draco interupted with a smirk. He sighed. "Granger, explain it to him. I have no interest to improve Potter's stupidity."
"Hey!" Harry exclaimed.
"Harry, I've done some reading." Hermione informed him. He looked at her like she was crazy. Hermione is always reading. What does that ahve to do with anything? "You see, wizards and witches are more bonding and emotionally involved that muggles are when it comes to romance. It's because of the magic. When a couple make love, especially if it's their first time, their magic will bond for a moment. This usually happens during orgasm."
"'Mione!" Harry gapped at her. But she continued in her teacher-like way.
"If a child is created during this bond, then both parents are bonded to the child. They will do anything to protect it, and their relationship will start to develop whether they want it to or not." Hermione told him. She glanced over at Draco, who was rubbing his bulging stomach, and Ron. "It's kind of a natural instinct in magical people. I suspect it's to help the survival of the wizarding world."
"That's crazy!" Harry told her. "Insane! Ron and Malfoy are not a couple! They are not in lo-" Harry glanced over at the two boys in question. "Malfoy, stop that!"
Draco let his hand fall, which had been stroking Ron's hair. He glared at Harry. "Look, Potter, this isn't my idea. I don't want to feel this way, dammit. But I can't help it. I've always kind of... liked Ron."
"You were always calling him poor and teasing him!" Harry informed.
"Yes, well... Er..." Draco mumbled something.
"Come again?" Hermione asked.
"He looks cute when he's flustered." Draco repeated louder.
"I do?" Ron perked up.
"No you don't!" Harry yelled. "Malfoy is lying!"
"You know, I'm starting to think your jealous." Draco told him. Hermione raised her hand to her mouth to cover a smile. Draco gave Harry a wicked grin. "So, tell me! Fancy your sidekick, do you? Or perhaps your enemy?"
"Neither! That's nasty!"
"Oh, please!" Draco laughed. "What's so nasty about it?"
"It's... You know... Uh.."
"Exactly." Draco smirked. "Your just afraid of the unknown, Potter. How pathetic. And your suppose to battle the Dark Lord. He'd squash you in a second if you can't even handle a little boy/boy love."
"I'm not speaking to you anymore." Harry informed him, sitting down at the table a crossing his arms. He glared over at Draco who was descreetly trying to touch Ron's hair again.
"Look, Harry, I'm not exactly comfortable with this myself, you know." Ron told him.
"Hey!" Draco exclaimed.
"Oh, shut up, Draco." Ron snapped. "Harry, this is really twisted, I know. It's... insane, like you said. I have no clue as to what I'm going to do. I'm going to be a freakin' father afterall! At least your off the hook."
"That's the thing, Ron!" Harry replied. "I'm not off the hook. I've still got to pretend to be the father, or else Malfoy will end up pissing off Voldemort and probably getting himself killed. Not that the idea of Malfoy dieing isn't a nice picture, I don't want to be the cause of the death of an innocent child."
"You people sicken me! Stop being such a Gryffindor, Potter!" Draco suddenly screamed. He immediately burst into tears and headed for the door. Ron moved to help him, but Draco shot him a deadly glare and the three Gryffindor's watched the Slytherin weep his way out the door.
"You want to be in a relationship with that?" Harry asked Ron, who just frowned.
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"Mister Malfoy, what happened to you?" Professor Snape asked as the crying teen walked into his office. He winced as his door was slammed shut and the pregnant boy sat across from him. "Er... Are you okay?"
"He doesn't want me!" Draco wailed.
"Potter? Isn't that a good thing?" Snape questioned.
"No! Not Potty." Draco told him. He sniffled and slumped in his chair. "The Weasel."
"You..." Snape trailed off thinking. "You want him to want you?"
"Well, yeah!" Draco exclaimed. He let out a dramatic sigh. Snape choked.
"Why?"
"Because he's the father of my baby, and I'm not about to hand this kid over to Voldie just so he can find out he's a Weasley and slaughter him!" Draco explained. "And just becasue my paretns aren't worth shit doesn't mean I want my kid to go through the same thing. Never having your father around isn't a pleasant experience. I want this kid to be happy. And I know Ron will make him happy. Hell, if those Weasley's weren't happy they would produce so many of them!"
"Uh-"
"And he's so fucking cute!" Draco's eyes widened, sparkling slightly. "I know he's special. I feel so connected to him, and I can't figure out why! Dammit, this is so confusing."
"Well-"
"I dont' know why I'm talking to you about this." Draco interupted ocne again. "You've never even had a girlfriend! Father told me. So, you can't help! I need to speak with someone who's been in a relationship for a long time and is happy with them. So my parents are out... Hmm..."
With that thought, Draco stood and left the room, all tears forgotton. Snape stared after him in slight shock, then returned to grading with renewed passion.
______end notes________
just wodnering, you guys have any idea on who Draco should get "relationship advice" from? I was thinking Mrs. Weasley just becasue 1) that woman kicks ass and 2) i thought that would be a nice little twist. What do you think?