Hello Again!!!! No big rant today. Just download the Barenaked Ladies's
version of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville. They call it Marijuanaville. It
goes a little something like this...
Rollin my home grown Smokin a big bone Look at that Gundja, covered with oil Using my tweezers Got pot in the freezer Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil Wasted away again in marijuanaville Searching for my roach clip on a rope On a rope! On a rope! On a rope!!! There is more, but u guys and gals gotta get it urself. It's a good song. It is sung by Steven Page and Ed Robertson!!!(Great Canadiens) I've been pretty busy applying for college, Good old Bergen community college in Paramus, New Jersey. Now w/out further ado, I will continue w/my story. Oh and excuse the bad grammar for my english teachers were quite bad.
The two lovebirds woke up in each other's arms the next morning
Seto: (thinking) what a beautiful morning. I'm in bed w/the most beautiful girl in the whole world, the sun is shining, the air is sweet, (he has the windows open) and there is nobody here but me and my angel Serenity.
Serenity: Hey Sexy. Did you sleep well?
Seto: The best ever. You?
Serenity: Oh Yeah!! This is a personal question. Were you a virgin?
Seto: Mm-Hm, till last night. You?
Serenity: Same here. We better go to breakfast, I'm a little hungry.
Seto: Me too.
So they go to the kitchen. After they finish eating, the phone rings and Seto answers it.
Seto: Hello Kaiba Residence, This is Seto speaking.
Joey: Kaiba, is Serenity there?
Seto: How did you know Serenity was here?
Joey: Serenity's friend Natasha told me. Look I don't want to know how or why she is there, but I must speak to her.
Seto: Fine. Serenity, your brother is on the phone. It seems very important.
Serenity: ok. (takes the phone) Hi Joey, how is everything?
Joey: Not good, Mom had a stroke and she is dying. Can you come right over here now?
Serenity: Ok. I'm going on a plane right now. Bye.
Joey: Please Hurry Sis!!!
Seto: What happened? Are you ok Serenity?
Serenity: No. My mom is dying of a stroke and I need a plane to Japan right away.
Seto: Come, we'll take my private jet and I'll come w/you.
Serenity: You would do that for me?
Seto: Yeah, of course. Remember I love you. Why are you crying?
Serenity: Because you are a sweetheart. Nobody understands that you are really a great guy and not a cold-hearted person. That is why I'm in love w/you.
Seto: I've been in love w/you since you were 14.
Serenity: Me too.
Then they kiss passionately.... They go and fly to Japan. They reach the hospital and find Joey and his mom there.
Serenity: (runs to hug him) Big brother, Oh how I have missed you. How is mom?
Joey: Barely hanging in there. You better go talk to her before she passes on.
Serenity: (crying) Ok. (she stops crying when she sees her mom) Hi mom, how are you?
Mom: Not good. Listen before I go, there is something I have to tell you. It will explain why your father hated you.
Serenity: Mom, Dad's been dead for 6 years. He never knew about this secret you are gonna tell me?
Mom: Actually he did. That's why he hated you. Serenity: Then what is the big secret?
Mom: When Joey was 3 and Kevin(the dad) was home taking care of him, I went to work in the U.S.A. I was a broadway actress for a short time. After the show, I signed autographs for people, but one man attracted my attention quickly. He came up to me and gave me a card telling me to meet him at Club Abyss. So after getting changed, I saw him waiting for me in the alley behind the building. He was so mysterious. Then we went to the club and I found out that he owned the club. We talked and drank talked and drank. Pretty soon it was 2:00am. We were so drunk that we ended up in a hotel and had sex. The next morning he left and wrote a note. It said, " I am sorry. I did not mean for things to go so far, but I am mourning for my dead wife. I was drunk when I met you and I don't know what was I thinking. If you need anything, just call me. Again, I am sorry." I was so angry at him. I refused any help from him. After that incident, I went back to Japan. Two months later, I became pregnant with you. I had to tell Kevin this. When you were born, Kevin and I had a paternity test done. The test came out that Kevin was not the father. That is my secret. Kevin is not your dad. He is only Joey's Dad.
Serenity: Oh my God!!!!! So all these years, that man was never my father?
Mom: Yes honey.
Serenity: Then who is my father?
Oooooooooooh!!!!!! A cliffhanger. I must apologize for not putting anonymus reviews. I changed it so anonymus people can review as well. Who do you think is Serenity's real father? Wait until next chapter......
Rollin my home grown Smokin a big bone Look at that Gundja, covered with oil Using my tweezers Got pot in the freezer Made a new pipe out of aluminum foil Wasted away again in marijuanaville Searching for my roach clip on a rope On a rope! On a rope! On a rope!!! There is more, but u guys and gals gotta get it urself. It's a good song. It is sung by Steven Page and Ed Robertson!!!(Great Canadiens) I've been pretty busy applying for college, Good old Bergen community college in Paramus, New Jersey. Now w/out further ado, I will continue w/my story. Oh and excuse the bad grammar for my english teachers were quite bad.
The two lovebirds woke up in each other's arms the next morning
Seto: (thinking) what a beautiful morning. I'm in bed w/the most beautiful girl in the whole world, the sun is shining, the air is sweet, (he has the windows open) and there is nobody here but me and my angel Serenity.
Serenity: Hey Sexy. Did you sleep well?
Seto: The best ever. You?
Serenity: Oh Yeah!! This is a personal question. Were you a virgin?
Seto: Mm-Hm, till last night. You?
Serenity: Same here. We better go to breakfast, I'm a little hungry.
Seto: Me too.
So they go to the kitchen. After they finish eating, the phone rings and Seto answers it.
Seto: Hello Kaiba Residence, This is Seto speaking.
Joey: Kaiba, is Serenity there?
Seto: How did you know Serenity was here?
Joey: Serenity's friend Natasha told me. Look I don't want to know how or why she is there, but I must speak to her.
Seto: Fine. Serenity, your brother is on the phone. It seems very important.
Serenity: ok. (takes the phone) Hi Joey, how is everything?
Joey: Not good, Mom had a stroke and she is dying. Can you come right over here now?
Serenity: Ok. I'm going on a plane right now. Bye.
Joey: Please Hurry Sis!!!
Seto: What happened? Are you ok Serenity?
Serenity: No. My mom is dying of a stroke and I need a plane to Japan right away.
Seto: Come, we'll take my private jet and I'll come w/you.
Serenity: You would do that for me?
Seto: Yeah, of course. Remember I love you. Why are you crying?
Serenity: Because you are a sweetheart. Nobody understands that you are really a great guy and not a cold-hearted person. That is why I'm in love w/you.
Seto: I've been in love w/you since you were 14.
Serenity: Me too.
Then they kiss passionately.... They go and fly to Japan. They reach the hospital and find Joey and his mom there.
Serenity: (runs to hug him) Big brother, Oh how I have missed you. How is mom?
Joey: Barely hanging in there. You better go talk to her before she passes on.
Serenity: (crying) Ok. (she stops crying when she sees her mom) Hi mom, how are you?
Mom: Not good. Listen before I go, there is something I have to tell you. It will explain why your father hated you.
Serenity: Mom, Dad's been dead for 6 years. He never knew about this secret you are gonna tell me?
Mom: Actually he did. That's why he hated you. Serenity: Then what is the big secret?
Mom: When Joey was 3 and Kevin(the dad) was home taking care of him, I went to work in the U.S.A. I was a broadway actress for a short time. After the show, I signed autographs for people, but one man attracted my attention quickly. He came up to me and gave me a card telling me to meet him at Club Abyss. So after getting changed, I saw him waiting for me in the alley behind the building. He was so mysterious. Then we went to the club and I found out that he owned the club. We talked and drank talked and drank. Pretty soon it was 2:00am. We were so drunk that we ended up in a hotel and had sex. The next morning he left and wrote a note. It said, " I am sorry. I did not mean for things to go so far, but I am mourning for my dead wife. I was drunk when I met you and I don't know what was I thinking. If you need anything, just call me. Again, I am sorry." I was so angry at him. I refused any help from him. After that incident, I went back to Japan. Two months later, I became pregnant with you. I had to tell Kevin this. When you were born, Kevin and I had a paternity test done. The test came out that Kevin was not the father. That is my secret. Kevin is not your dad. He is only Joey's Dad.
Serenity: Oh my God!!!!! So all these years, that man was never my father?
Mom: Yes honey.
Serenity: Then who is my father?
Oooooooooooh!!!!!! A cliffhanger. I must apologize for not putting anonymus reviews. I changed it so anonymus people can review as well. Who do you think is Serenity's real father? Wait until next chapter......