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Chapter Two: Milk Stand
When Kaoru came back from getting the bacon and the eggs she found Kenshin standing on a mountain of milk. She had to admit she had never seen Kenshin looking so confused before.
"Kenshin," said Kaoru, "Where'd you get all the milk?"
"Well, Miss Kaoru, it seems like I got more then I asked for," said the innocent looking Rurouni.
A smile spread across Kaoru's features just at the sight of the innocent Rurouni.
"Well this milk better be gone by tomorrow or we won't be able to save Yahiko."
"Yes Miss Kaoru," said unhappy Kenshin, "It will be gone by tomorrow, that it will."
With that Kaoru went home to the dojo to prepare dinner leaving the dumb stucked Kenshin behind. (Oh no! Kaoru's cooking!)
Now in this matter Kenshin had only one choice. To give the milk away. So Kenshin got a big poster board and some paint and painted in big black letters: MILK FOR SALE! $1 EACH! Then he put the sign up and waited, and waited, and waited, until somebody came, which they did.
Now Kenshin's first customer just happened to be his master, Hiko, which just happened to be drunk at that very moment.
"SAKE! SAKE! I. NEED. SAKE. SAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled.
Hiko then picked up Kenshin and shaked him because he was mad, mad because nobody would give him any sake.
"DO YOU HAVE SAKE!" he yelled shaking Kenshin even more.
"N-n-n-no...,"stuttered Kenshin.
"ARE YOU SUREEEE!" yelled Hiko again, bringing Kenshin up to his face.
Kenshin didn't answer. They just stared at each other for the longest time. Two hours to be exact. Everybody passing by would stare at them like they were crazy, which they were. Finally Hiko set Kenshin down and drew his sword.
"If your not going to give me sake I guess I'll have to do the yibber hobber blahbber whatever." said Hiko.
"Don't you mean yibber bloober blahbber whatever." said Kenshin.
"Yes, the yibber hobber blahbber whatever." said Hiko.
"Whatever," said Kenshin.
Then he preformed the attack and almost killed Kenshin but instead of his sword connecting he froze. Just froze in mid air like some sort of picture. Kenshin was confused, but not as confused as Hiko was.
"Or-," Kenshin stared to say but Hiko's yelling cut him off.
"WHAT THE HELL!" yelled Hiko, "THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO CONNECT!"
Hiko squirmed and squiggled but he just couldn't move.
Kenshin smiled, as he looked at his master suspended in thin air until he stared giggling, and chuckling, and then just fell to the ground laughing until his ribs ached.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled Hiko. And he yelled, and he yelled, and he yelled, until he passed out from yelling.
After the fight with Hiko a man came along and for some strange reason he bought all the milk from Kenshin. Later on he was accused of stealing all the milk from the market but that is still another story.
Now Kenshin was happy because he sold all the milk and he just got away from being killed. Kenshin walked eagerly home to the dojo. He could not wait to tell Kaoru.
As he was walking home from the dojo he saw Sano. Now Sano was not his usual self because he had a fake old man's beard on his chin and had a cane in his hand.
"S-Sano?" said Kenshin, "Is that you."
"Yes sonny, it's me," said Sanosuke.
"What happened to you?" asked Kenshin.
"Well sonny," said Sanosuke, "Sit down on that log yonder and I'll tell you."
Kenshin had no choice but to sit down and listen to the weird tale of how Sano got like he was.
Kohana: OH NO IT'S A CLIFFHANGER! NOW WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Scary Music: DUN DUN DUN!
Kohana: Well, I hope you all liked it. Please stuff a banana in your pants and sing the national anthem.
Please Stuff A Banana In Your Pants And Sing The National Anthem!(
Chapter Two: Milk Stand
When Kaoru came back from getting the bacon and the eggs she found Kenshin standing on a mountain of milk. She had to admit she had never seen Kenshin looking so confused before.
"Kenshin," said Kaoru, "Where'd you get all the milk?"
"Well, Miss Kaoru, it seems like I got more then I asked for," said the innocent looking Rurouni.
A smile spread across Kaoru's features just at the sight of the innocent Rurouni.
"Well this milk better be gone by tomorrow or we won't be able to save Yahiko."
"Yes Miss Kaoru," said unhappy Kenshin, "It will be gone by tomorrow, that it will."
With that Kaoru went home to the dojo to prepare dinner leaving the dumb stucked Kenshin behind. (Oh no! Kaoru's cooking!)
Now in this matter Kenshin had only one choice. To give the milk away. So Kenshin got a big poster board and some paint and painted in big black letters: MILK FOR SALE! $1 EACH! Then he put the sign up and waited, and waited, and waited, until somebody came, which they did.
Now Kenshin's first customer just happened to be his master, Hiko, which just happened to be drunk at that very moment.
"SAKE! SAKE! I. NEED. SAKE. SAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!" he yelled.
Hiko then picked up Kenshin and shaked him because he was mad, mad because nobody would give him any sake.
"DO YOU HAVE SAKE!" he yelled shaking Kenshin even more.
"N-n-n-no...,"stuttered Kenshin.
"ARE YOU SUREEEE!" yelled Hiko again, bringing Kenshin up to his face.
Kenshin didn't answer. They just stared at each other for the longest time. Two hours to be exact. Everybody passing by would stare at them like they were crazy, which they were. Finally Hiko set Kenshin down and drew his sword.
"If your not going to give me sake I guess I'll have to do the yibber hobber blahbber whatever." said Hiko.
"Don't you mean yibber bloober blahbber whatever." said Kenshin.
"Yes, the yibber hobber blahbber whatever." said Hiko.
"Whatever," said Kenshin.
Then he preformed the attack and almost killed Kenshin but instead of his sword connecting he froze. Just froze in mid air like some sort of picture. Kenshin was confused, but not as confused as Hiko was.
"Or-," Kenshin stared to say but Hiko's yelling cut him off.
"WHAT THE HELL!" yelled Hiko, "THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO CONNECT!"
Hiko squirmed and squiggled but he just couldn't move.
Kenshin smiled, as he looked at his master suspended in thin air until he stared giggling, and chuckling, and then just fell to the ground laughing until his ribs ached.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" yelled Hiko. And he yelled, and he yelled, and he yelled, until he passed out from yelling.
After the fight with Hiko a man came along and for some strange reason he bought all the milk from Kenshin. Later on he was accused of stealing all the milk from the market but that is still another story.
Now Kenshin was happy because he sold all the milk and he just got away from being killed. Kenshin walked eagerly home to the dojo. He could not wait to tell Kaoru.
As he was walking home from the dojo he saw Sano. Now Sano was not his usual self because he had a fake old man's beard on his chin and had a cane in his hand.
"S-Sano?" said Kenshin, "Is that you."
"Yes sonny, it's me," said Sanosuke.
"What happened to you?" asked Kenshin.
"Well sonny," said Sanosuke, "Sit down on that log yonder and I'll tell you."
Kenshin had no choice but to sit down and listen to the weird tale of how Sano got like he was.
Kohana: OH NO IT'S A CLIFFHANGER! NOW WERE ALL GONNA DIE!
Scary Music: DUN DUN DUN!
Kohana: Well, I hope you all liked it. Please stuff a banana in your pants and sing the national anthem.
Please Stuff A Banana In Your Pants And Sing The National Anthem!(