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Chapter Three: Pirates That Go Poof!
As Kenshin was sitting on the log listening to Sano's story unfold he knew right away that Sano was just plain crazy. Here's Sano's story:
As Kenshin-gumi ran away leaving Sano staring at the sun he soon became blind. So blind that he thought the things he saw in his mind were really things he was seeing with his eyes. Weird huh? Anyway....as Sano became blind he saw Kenshin. Well..he didn't actually see Kenshin it was a cat.
"Hi Kenshin!" said Sano happily.
'Kenshin' just cocked his head and stared at him.
"I know!" said Sano, "It is a beautiful day out!
Yup. Sano was hearing voices too.
"Meow." said Kenshin as he rubbed against Sano's leg.
"Aw! I love you too pal!" said Sano hugging the confused cat.
"Meoooooooow!" said 'Kenshin' as he scratched Sano's face.
Sano fell down bawling like a baby.
"KENSHINNNNNNN!" said Sano, "WHYYY'DD YOUUUUU DOOOO THATTTTTTTT!"
'Kenshin' padded away silently.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO!" yelled Sano, "I DON'T WANNA BE ALONNNNNNNEEEE!"
Just then a pirate appeared in a puff of blue smoke. His name was Heyimapiratewhojustappearsoutofnowhereinapuffofbluesmokebecauseilikesushi but people just called him George.
"Hi George!" said Sano.
"Hi-Wait! How did you know my name?!" said George.
"Well there's a name tag that say's your name on your shirt," said Sano
"Oh....BUT WAIT! YOUR BLIND!" yelled George.
"I know," said Sano
"I'M SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE!" yelled George.
Then George ran away never to be seen again except sometimes people claimed they have seen him by the dock speaking to seagulls but that's still another story.
Sano was confused, scared, and just plain freaked out. So he went to the place where he knew someone would help him. The insane asylum. They had been nice to him before. So he skipped off to the insane asylum until he bumped into Saitou.
Saitou was not his usual self lately. People claimed they had seen Saitou talking to inanimate objects. Today he was having a conversation with his sword until he lost track of where he was going and bumped into Sano. Saitou loathed Sano so this is what he did.
"Watch where you're going baka ahou," said Saitou calmly.
Sano shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay."
And that was that.
Saitou resumed his conversation with his sword and Sano resumed walking. While Sano was walking he saw a costume store and he so badly wanted to dress up so he did...as an old man....for some strange reason....*shifty eyes.* Anyway..he got dressed up as an old man and ended up bumping into Kenshin and he told him this story:
As Kenshin-gumi ran away leaving Sano staring at the sun he soon became blind. So blind that he thought the things he saw in his mind were really things he was seeing with his eyes. Weird huh? Anyway....as Sano became blind he saw Kenshin. Well..he didn't actually see Kenshin it was a cat.
"Hi Kenshin!" said Sano happily.
'Kenshin' just cocked his head and stared at him.
"I know!" said Sano, "It is a beautiful day out!
Yup. Sano was hearing voices too.
"Meow." said Kenshin as he rubbed against Sano's leg.
"Aw! I love you too pal!" said Sano hugging the confused cat.
"Meoooooooow!" said 'Kenshin' as he scratched Sano's face.
Sano fell down bawling like a baby.
"KENSHINNNNNNN!" said Sano, "WHYYY'DD YOUUUUU DOOOO THATTTTTTTT!"
'Kenshin' padded away silently.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO!" yelled Sano, "I DON'T WANNA BE ALONNNNNNNEEEE!"
Just then a pirate appeared in a puff of blue smoke. His name was Heyimapiratewhojustappearsoutofnowhereinapuffofbluesmokebecauseilikesushi but people just called him George.
"Hi George!" said Sano.
"Hi-Wait! How did you know my name?!" said George.
"Well there's a name tag that say's your name on your shirt," said Sano
"Oh....BUT WAIT! YOUR BLIND!" yelled George.
"I know," said Sano
"I'M SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE!" yelled George.
Then George ran away never to be seen again except sometimes people claimed they have seen him by the dock speaking to seagulls but that's still another story.
Sano was confused, scared, and just plain freaked out. So he went to the place where he knew someone would help him. The insane asylum. They had been nice to him before. So he skipped off to the insane asylum until he bumped into Saitou.
Saitou was not his usual self lately. People claimed they had seen Saitou talking to inanimate objects. Today he was having a conversation with his sword until he lost track of where he was going and bumped into Sano. Saitou loathed Sano so this is what he did.
"Watch where you're going baka ahou," said Saitou calmly.
Sano shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay."
And that was that.
Saitou resumed his conversation with his sword and Sano resumed walking. While Sano was walking he saw a costume store and he so badly wanted to dress up so he did...as an old man....for some strange reason....*shifty eyes.* Anyway..he got dressed up as an old man and ended up bumping into Kenshin and he told him this story:
As Kenshin-gumi ran away leaving Sano staring at the sun he soon became blind. So blind that he thought the things he saw in his mind were really things he was seeing with his eyes. Weird huh? Anyway....as Sano became blind he saw Kenshin. Well..he didn't actually see Kenshin it was a cat.
"Hi Kenshin!" said Sano happily.
'Kenshin' just cocked his head and stared at him.
"I know!" said Sano, "It is a beautiful day out!
Yup. Sano was hearing voices too.
"Meow." said Kenshin as he rubbed against Sano's leg.
"Aw! I love you too pal!" said Sano hugging the confused cat.
"Meoooooooow!" said 'Kenshin' as he scratched Sano's face.
Sano fell down bawling like a baby.
"KENSHINNNNNNN!" said Sano, "WHYYY'DD YOUUUUU DOOOO THATTTTTTTT!"
'Kenshin' padded away silently.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO!" yelled Sano, "I DON'T WANNA BE ALONNNNNNNEEEE!"
Just then a pirate appeared in a puff of blue smoke. His name was Heyimapiratewhojustappearsoutofnowhereinapuffofbluesmokebecauseilikesushi but people just called him George.
"Hi George!" said Sano.
"Hi-Wait! How did you know my name?!" said George.
"Well there's a name tag that say's your name on your shirt," said Sano
"Oh....BUT WAIT! YOUR BLIND!" yelled George.
"I know," said Sano
"I'M SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE!" yelled George.
Then George ran away never to be seen again except sometimes people claimed they have seen him by the dock speaking to seagulls but that's still another story.
Sano was confused, scared, and just plain freaked out. So he went to the place where he knew someone would help him. The insane asylum. They had been nice to him before. So he skipped off to the insane asylum until he bumped into Saitou.
Saitou was not his usual self lately. People claimed they had seen Saitou talking to inanimate objects. Today he was having a conversation with his sword until he lost track of where he was going and bumped into Sano. Saitou loathed Sano so this is what he did.
"Watch where you're going baka ahou," said Saitou calmly.
Sano shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay."
And that was that.
Saitou resumed his conversation with his sword and Sano resumed walking. While Sano was walking he saw a costume store and he so badly wanted to dress up so he did...as an old man....for some strange reason....*shifty eyes.* Anyway..he got dressed up as an old man and ended up bumping into Kenshin and he told him this story:
Kenshin: I think they get the point Miss Kohana.
Kohana: Uh....sorry. Just screwing with your brains.
To Be Continued!
Kohana: Soooooooooo....did you like it? I know it stunk.
R&R!
Chapter Three: Pirates That Go Poof!
As Kenshin was sitting on the log listening to Sano's story unfold he knew right away that Sano was just plain crazy. Here's Sano's story:
As Kenshin-gumi ran away leaving Sano staring at the sun he soon became blind. So blind that he thought the things he saw in his mind were really things he was seeing with his eyes. Weird huh? Anyway....as Sano became blind he saw Kenshin. Well..he didn't actually see Kenshin it was a cat.
"Hi Kenshin!" said Sano happily.
'Kenshin' just cocked his head and stared at him.
"I know!" said Sano, "It is a beautiful day out!
Yup. Sano was hearing voices too.
"Meow." said Kenshin as he rubbed against Sano's leg.
"Aw! I love you too pal!" said Sano hugging the confused cat.
"Meoooooooow!" said 'Kenshin' as he scratched Sano's face.
Sano fell down bawling like a baby.
"KENSHINNNNNNN!" said Sano, "WHYYY'DD YOUUUUU DOOOO THATTTTTTTT!"
'Kenshin' padded away silently.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO!" yelled Sano, "I DON'T WANNA BE ALONNNNNNNEEEE!"
Just then a pirate appeared in a puff of blue smoke. His name was Heyimapiratewhojustappearsoutofnowhereinapuffofbluesmokebecauseilikesushi but people just called him George.
"Hi George!" said Sano.
"Hi-Wait! How did you know my name?!" said George.
"Well there's a name tag that say's your name on your shirt," said Sano
"Oh....BUT WAIT! YOUR BLIND!" yelled George.
"I know," said Sano
"I'M SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE!" yelled George.
Then George ran away never to be seen again except sometimes people claimed they have seen him by the dock speaking to seagulls but that's still another story.
Sano was confused, scared, and just plain freaked out. So he went to the place where he knew someone would help him. The insane asylum. They had been nice to him before. So he skipped off to the insane asylum until he bumped into Saitou.
Saitou was not his usual self lately. People claimed they had seen Saitou talking to inanimate objects. Today he was having a conversation with his sword until he lost track of where he was going and bumped into Sano. Saitou loathed Sano so this is what he did.
"Watch where you're going baka ahou," said Saitou calmly.
Sano shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay."
And that was that.
Saitou resumed his conversation with his sword and Sano resumed walking. While Sano was walking he saw a costume store and he so badly wanted to dress up so he did...as an old man....for some strange reason....*shifty eyes.* Anyway..he got dressed up as an old man and ended up bumping into Kenshin and he told him this story:
As Kenshin-gumi ran away leaving Sano staring at the sun he soon became blind. So blind that he thought the things he saw in his mind were really things he was seeing with his eyes. Weird huh? Anyway....as Sano became blind he saw Kenshin. Well..he didn't actually see Kenshin it was a cat.
"Hi Kenshin!" said Sano happily.
'Kenshin' just cocked his head and stared at him.
"I know!" said Sano, "It is a beautiful day out!
Yup. Sano was hearing voices too.
"Meow." said Kenshin as he rubbed against Sano's leg.
"Aw! I love you too pal!" said Sano hugging the confused cat.
"Meoooooooow!" said 'Kenshin' as he scratched Sano's face.
Sano fell down bawling like a baby.
"KENSHINNNNNNN!" said Sano, "WHYYY'DD YOUUUUU DOOOO THATTTTTTTT!"
'Kenshin' padded away silently.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO!" yelled Sano, "I DON'T WANNA BE ALONNNNNNNEEEE!"
Just then a pirate appeared in a puff of blue smoke. His name was Heyimapiratewhojustappearsoutofnowhereinapuffofbluesmokebecauseilikesushi but people just called him George.
"Hi George!" said Sano.
"Hi-Wait! How did you know my name?!" said George.
"Well there's a name tag that say's your name on your shirt," said Sano
"Oh....BUT WAIT! YOUR BLIND!" yelled George.
"I know," said Sano
"I'M SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE!" yelled George.
Then George ran away never to be seen again except sometimes people claimed they have seen him by the dock speaking to seagulls but that's still another story.
Sano was confused, scared, and just plain freaked out. So he went to the place where he knew someone would help him. The insane asylum. They had been nice to him before. So he skipped off to the insane asylum until he bumped into Saitou.
Saitou was not his usual self lately. People claimed they had seen Saitou talking to inanimate objects. Today he was having a conversation with his sword until he lost track of where he was going and bumped into Sano. Saitou loathed Sano so this is what he did.
"Watch where you're going baka ahou," said Saitou calmly.
Sano shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay."
And that was that.
Saitou resumed his conversation with his sword and Sano resumed walking. While Sano was walking he saw a costume store and he so badly wanted to dress up so he did...as an old man....for some strange reason....*shifty eyes.* Anyway..he got dressed up as an old man and ended up bumping into Kenshin and he told him this story:
As Kenshin-gumi ran away leaving Sano staring at the sun he soon became blind. So blind that he thought the things he saw in his mind were really things he was seeing with his eyes. Weird huh? Anyway....as Sano became blind he saw Kenshin. Well..he didn't actually see Kenshin it was a cat.
"Hi Kenshin!" said Sano happily.
'Kenshin' just cocked his head and stared at him.
"I know!" said Sano, "It is a beautiful day out!
Yup. Sano was hearing voices too.
"Meow." said Kenshin as he rubbed against Sano's leg.
"Aw! I love you too pal!" said Sano hugging the confused cat.
"Meoooooooow!" said 'Kenshin' as he scratched Sano's face.
Sano fell down bawling like a baby.
"KENSHINNNNNNN!" said Sano, "WHYYY'DD YOUUUUU DOOOO THATTTTTTTT!"
'Kenshin' padded away silently.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO!" yelled Sano, "I DON'T WANNA BE ALONNNNNNNEEEE!"
Just then a pirate appeared in a puff of blue smoke. His name was Heyimapiratewhojustappearsoutofnowhereinapuffofbluesmokebecauseilikesushi but people just called him George.
"Hi George!" said Sano.
"Hi-Wait! How did you know my name?!" said George.
"Well there's a name tag that say's your name on your shirt," said Sano
"Oh....BUT WAIT! YOUR BLIND!" yelled George.
"I know," said Sano
"I'M SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE!" yelled George.
Then George ran away never to be seen again except sometimes people claimed they have seen him by the dock speaking to seagulls but that's still another story.
Sano was confused, scared, and just plain freaked out. So he went to the place where he knew someone would help him. The insane asylum. They had been nice to him before. So he skipped off to the insane asylum until he bumped into Saitou.
Saitou was not his usual self lately. People claimed they had seen Saitou talking to inanimate objects. Today he was having a conversation with his sword until he lost track of where he was going and bumped into Sano. Saitou loathed Sano so this is what he did.
"Watch where you're going baka ahou," said Saitou calmly.
Sano shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay."
And that was that.
Saitou resumed his conversation with his sword and Sano resumed walking. While Sano was walking he saw a costume store and he so badly wanted to dress up so he did...as an old man....for some strange reason....*shifty eyes.* Anyway..he got dressed up as an old man and ended up bumping into Kenshin and he told him this story:
Kenshin: I think they get the point Miss Kohana.
Kohana: Uh....sorry. Just screwing with your brains.
To Be Continued!
Kohana: Soooooooooo....did you like it? I know it stunk.
R&R!