Dear Peoples,
Um....I'm out of ideas so can you give me ideas. Please?
-Egyptian Lobster Guy
Kohana: I know you were all counting on a chapter but there is none.
Instead the Rurouni cast will perform a play for your entertainment. ON
WITH THE SHOW!
Himura Locks and the Three Bears
Setting: Sanosuke, Kaoru, and Saitou are sitting around a round table in a
little cottage in the woods.
Sanosuke: I am Papa Bear! Grrrrrrrrrrrr! *holds up hands threateningly.*
Kaoru: *beams.* I'm Mama Bear!
Saitou: I'm Baby Bear.
All except Saitou: And were the three bears!
Sano: I declare we go outside for a walk for our porridge is too cold!
Saitou: It's hot, baka.
Sano: And how would you know!
Saitou: I read the script.
Kaoru: Now calm down! Let's go outside for a walk like Papa Bear said and
get some fresh air shall we.
All: *walk outside to have a nice refreshing stroll in the park.*
*~Meanwhile~*
Himura Locks: *walking down an old path in the forest.* Hmmmmmmm. I'm
hungry.
The Three Bear's Cottage: *comes into view.*
Himura Locks: Oh boy! I bet that house has food and junk in it! *runs up to
the house, opens the door, and walks in.*
Shishio: *sitting in a bowl of porridge.* Ouch! I am really hot!
Swirling, whirling, around the pot,
If you touch me you will learn,
Never touch hot things, it will burn.
Aoshi: *sitting in a smaller bowl of porridge.* Brrrrrrrrr. I am really
cold,
I am the opposite of hot, as I've been
told,
If you touch me your hand will become
numb, So be smart, not dumb.
Misao: *sitting in an even smaller bowl of porridge.* I'M JUST RIGHT! ^_^
Himura Locks: When did porridge start telling such corny poems? Anyway,
which bowl to choose. *ponders.*
Game Show Host: *appears.* Which bowl of porridge will he eat? Nobody
knows! Stay tuned after these messages!
*~After These Messages~*
Game Show Host: Mr. Himura, your time's up! Which bowl do you choose!
Himura Locks: *turns to the game show host.* I don't know. Which one would
you pick?
Game Show Host: I would probely eat the one that's hot. I love piping hot
stuff!
Himura Locks: Okay. *starts eating hot porridge.* OUCH!
GSH: Or maybe it's the cold.
HL: *starts eating cold porridge.* OH!
GSH: Oh sorry. It's that one.
HL: *looking really irritated.* Just let me eat in peace.
GSH: Okay! *poofs away.*
Misao: *melts into a puddle of goo.* I'MMMMMMMMMMM
MEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! YAY! ^_^
HL: *eats Misao.*
To Be Continued!
Kohana: I'm only going to continue this when I have a brain blockage. I
know this musta stunk but hey! I'm out of ideas!
Um....I'm out of ideas so can you give me ideas. Please?
-Egyptian Lobster Guy
Kohana: I know you were all counting on a chapter but there is none.
Instead the Rurouni cast will perform a play for your entertainment. ON
WITH THE SHOW!
Himura Locks and the Three Bears
Setting: Sanosuke, Kaoru, and Saitou are sitting around a round table in a
little cottage in the woods.
Sanosuke: I am Papa Bear! Grrrrrrrrrrrr! *holds up hands threateningly.*
Kaoru: *beams.* I'm Mama Bear!
Saitou: I'm Baby Bear.
All except Saitou: And were the three bears!
Sano: I declare we go outside for a walk for our porridge is too cold!
Saitou: It's hot, baka.
Sano: And how would you know!
Saitou: I read the script.
Kaoru: Now calm down! Let's go outside for a walk like Papa Bear said and
get some fresh air shall we.
All: *walk outside to have a nice refreshing stroll in the park.*
*~Meanwhile~*
Himura Locks: *walking down an old path in the forest.* Hmmmmmmm. I'm
hungry.
The Three Bear's Cottage: *comes into view.*
Himura Locks: Oh boy! I bet that house has food and junk in it! *runs up to
the house, opens the door, and walks in.*
Shishio: *sitting in a bowl of porridge.* Ouch! I am really hot!
Swirling, whirling, around the pot,
If you touch me you will learn,
Never touch hot things, it will burn.
Aoshi: *sitting in a smaller bowl of porridge.* Brrrrrrrrr. I am really
cold,
I am the opposite of hot, as I've been
told,
If you touch me your hand will become
numb, So be smart, not dumb.
Misao: *sitting in an even smaller bowl of porridge.* I'M JUST RIGHT! ^_^
Himura Locks: When did porridge start telling such corny poems? Anyway,
which bowl to choose. *ponders.*
Game Show Host: *appears.* Which bowl of porridge will he eat? Nobody
knows! Stay tuned after these messages!
*~After These Messages~*
Game Show Host: Mr. Himura, your time's up! Which bowl do you choose!
Himura Locks: *turns to the game show host.* I don't know. Which one would
you pick?
Game Show Host: I would probely eat the one that's hot. I love piping hot
stuff!
Himura Locks: Okay. *starts eating hot porridge.* OUCH!
GSH: Or maybe it's the cold.
HL: *starts eating cold porridge.* OH!
GSH: Oh sorry. It's that one.
HL: *looking really irritated.* Just let me eat in peace.
GSH: Okay! *poofs away.*
Misao: *melts into a puddle of goo.* I'MMMMMMMMMMM
MEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! YAY! ^_^
HL: *eats Misao.*
To Be Continued!
Kohana: I'm only going to continue this when I have a brain blockage. I
know this musta stunk but hey! I'm out of ideas!