Hi guys! Boy, do I have a rant today! First to the autistic guy who sent
in a review complaining that I don't care about him to write a
Yugi/Serenity fanfic. Look, my heart goes out to you because I feel bad
for kids w/diseases. When I go to college, I plan to study special and
regular education for kids. I really love kids and I want to help them as
much as possible. But you have to understand that I love writing fanfics
that pertain to Seto and Serenity. There are plenty of other Yugi and
Serenity fanfics on the website. So let bygones be bygones and let's have
peace. I also gotta say that I am a big sports buff! Go Yankees! I
predict they will win the World Series this year. Can't say much about the
Mets. They need to get rid of Armando Benitez and Steve Phillips. Boston
can just forget about trying to even making it to the playoffs. The Red
Sox are pretty pathetic. No more curse of the Bambino, now it's the curse
of Clemens. More bad news for Boston fans. Not only did my New Jersey
Devils get rid of the Boston Bruins, but the New Jersey will dispose of the
Boston Celtics just like last year. Yeah, I'm a Jersey gal. I root for my
New Jersey teams. I'm daddy's girl. I get what I want. Got a problem?
(I'm just kidding. I'm in a bad mood because I got an 840 on my SAT's.
They really stand for the Stupid Ass Tests. They really do. So now I feel
pretty stupid. Oh well, I'll deal w/it by continuing the story.) Wanna
talk sports or say what's on your mind or even need advice, review and I'll
help. Now to get to the story.
Serenity: Ok Duke! Ok, you win. I'll marry you if you just let Seto go.
Duke: I'm finally glad you see it my way.
Serenity: Could you just move the gun away from Seto's head? (Then coughs a little)
Duke: Sure. (As soon as he did it, something hits his shoulder and makes him drop the gun.) Owwwwwwwwwww! My arm!
Seto: (Picks up the gun and speaks through hidden microphone.) Good work Phil! Nice target.
Duke: (lying on the floor in pain) YOU! Seto Kaiba! But how the hell did that just happen?
Seto: My fiancee had a premonition last night about you interrupting the wedding. So not taking any chances, I hired a professional sniper. As soon as you let your guard down, a little birdie gave the signal to fire.
Duke: What was the signal and who was the birdie?
Seto: Serenity and her coughing. She knew what you would do. So I told Phil the sniper to follow Serenity's cues. That's how it happened. Don't worry, it's not a bullet that hit you. It's a real small tranquilizer dart. But it's supposed to hurt like hell.
Duke: I AM getting a little sleepy. And it does hurt. A lot!
Seto: (picks Duke up and is about to throw him out the door. But not before beating the crap out of him.) Oh and one more thing.
Duke: What you asswipe.
Seto: Duke you sound so pathetic. (Whispers in his ear) I got to have sex w/Serenity first. Because I am in love w/her. Second, she was great in bed. You know, she is like a little tiger.
Duke: Shut up!
Seto: Oh yeah. One more thing. She is carrying my child. Plus we made passionate love last night too. Face it Duke. She is mine. Get over yourself. Oh, and she told me how small you were down there. (Laughs and then throws him out the door.)
Duke: DAMN YOU SETO KAIBA! FOR GETTING SERENITY! I'LL GET BACK AT YOU SOMEHOW!
Seto: I'd like to see you try.
Duke: Damn you Kaiba! (Can barely walk on his own. But he manages.)
Seto: Now to the wedding. Now where were we?
Serenity: About to say I do.
Seto: How could I forget.
Priest: Any objections? (No response) Good. Seto, will you take Serenity Joanna Crawford to be your wife? (Serenity took her dad real last name in the Japanese version)
Seto: I do. (Then slips the ring on her finger.)
Priest: Serenity, will you take Seto Michael Jones Kaiba to be your husband?
Serenity: Michael Jones?
Seto: Oh yeah, my dad was american. That's when before I was adopted. My name was really Seto Michael Jones.
Serenity: Oh, ok. I do.
Priest: Now I pronounce you man and wife. Seto, you may kiss your bride. (they kiss)
While everyone is at the small party, Duke is staggering home when he is stopped by Bakura in an alley. (This is the evil Bakura.)
Bakura: Duke, what the hell happened to you?
Duke then starts to tell him his story.
Bakura: That sucks for you man. How would you like to have the powers of evil?
Duke: Yes, so I can have Serenity.
Bakura: No, you fool! So in the future you can kidnap their daughter.
Duke: Their daughter?
Bakura: Yes, Seto and Serenity are going to have a little girl. On her 16th birthday, kidnap her. You can torture her, abuse her, and so many fun things. (Chuckles an evil laugh.)
Duke: No, that's too harsh. I wouldn't even do that.
Bakura: You idiot. You need to be taught a lesson. Then proceeds to suck his blood.
Duke: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bakura: I didn't exactly suck your blood. Ok, maybe I did, but I put an evil spirit in you so you obey everything I say.
Duke: Yes Bakura. I'll do whatever you say. On her 16th birthday, she will be mine.
Bakura: But you must fear the golden child. He has powers that are truly beyond me. He is the only one who could ever save her.
Duke: But, who is the golden child?
Oooooooooooooh! Another cliffie. I'm sorry, but I have to. Oh and the website to find the picture of Seto carrying Serenity is e. Oh, I also need good ideas for girl names. If you have any suggestion, I will credit you for the suggestion on my next chapter. Thanxs!
Serenity: Ok Duke! Ok, you win. I'll marry you if you just let Seto go.
Duke: I'm finally glad you see it my way.
Serenity: Could you just move the gun away from Seto's head? (Then coughs a little)
Duke: Sure. (As soon as he did it, something hits his shoulder and makes him drop the gun.) Owwwwwwwwwww! My arm!
Seto: (Picks up the gun and speaks through hidden microphone.) Good work Phil! Nice target.
Duke: (lying on the floor in pain) YOU! Seto Kaiba! But how the hell did that just happen?
Seto: My fiancee had a premonition last night about you interrupting the wedding. So not taking any chances, I hired a professional sniper. As soon as you let your guard down, a little birdie gave the signal to fire.
Duke: What was the signal and who was the birdie?
Seto: Serenity and her coughing. She knew what you would do. So I told Phil the sniper to follow Serenity's cues. That's how it happened. Don't worry, it's not a bullet that hit you. It's a real small tranquilizer dart. But it's supposed to hurt like hell.
Duke: I AM getting a little sleepy. And it does hurt. A lot!
Seto: (picks Duke up and is about to throw him out the door. But not before beating the crap out of him.) Oh and one more thing.
Duke: What you asswipe.
Seto: Duke you sound so pathetic. (Whispers in his ear) I got to have sex w/Serenity first. Because I am in love w/her. Second, she was great in bed. You know, she is like a little tiger.
Duke: Shut up!
Seto: Oh yeah. One more thing. She is carrying my child. Plus we made passionate love last night too. Face it Duke. She is mine. Get over yourself. Oh, and she told me how small you were down there. (Laughs and then throws him out the door.)
Duke: DAMN YOU SETO KAIBA! FOR GETTING SERENITY! I'LL GET BACK AT YOU SOMEHOW!
Seto: I'd like to see you try.
Duke: Damn you Kaiba! (Can barely walk on his own. But he manages.)
Seto: Now to the wedding. Now where were we?
Serenity: About to say I do.
Seto: How could I forget.
Priest: Any objections? (No response) Good. Seto, will you take Serenity Joanna Crawford to be your wife? (Serenity took her dad real last name in the Japanese version)
Seto: I do. (Then slips the ring on her finger.)
Priest: Serenity, will you take Seto Michael Jones Kaiba to be your husband?
Serenity: Michael Jones?
Seto: Oh yeah, my dad was american. That's when before I was adopted. My name was really Seto Michael Jones.
Serenity: Oh, ok. I do.
Priest: Now I pronounce you man and wife. Seto, you may kiss your bride. (they kiss)
While everyone is at the small party, Duke is staggering home when he is stopped by Bakura in an alley. (This is the evil Bakura.)
Bakura: Duke, what the hell happened to you?
Duke then starts to tell him his story.
Bakura: That sucks for you man. How would you like to have the powers of evil?
Duke: Yes, so I can have Serenity.
Bakura: No, you fool! So in the future you can kidnap their daughter.
Duke: Their daughter?
Bakura: Yes, Seto and Serenity are going to have a little girl. On her 16th birthday, kidnap her. You can torture her, abuse her, and so many fun things. (Chuckles an evil laugh.)
Duke: No, that's too harsh. I wouldn't even do that.
Bakura: You idiot. You need to be taught a lesson. Then proceeds to suck his blood.
Duke: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bakura: I didn't exactly suck your blood. Ok, maybe I did, but I put an evil spirit in you so you obey everything I say.
Duke: Yes Bakura. I'll do whatever you say. On her 16th birthday, she will be mine.
Bakura: But you must fear the golden child. He has powers that are truly beyond me. He is the only one who could ever save her.
Duke: But, who is the golden child?
Oooooooooooooh! Another cliffie. I'm sorry, but I have to. Oh and the website to find the picture of Seto carrying Serenity is e. Oh, I also need good ideas for girl names. If you have any suggestion, I will credit you for the suggestion on my next chapter. Thanxs!