Hi guys. I am a big fan of Hello Kitty. I found some cool quotes. Hello
Kitty has no mouth but hey, cocaine goes up your nose! Hello Kitty has no
mouth, and yet her lipstick is prostitute red. Hello Kitty has no mouth,
but how can she eat? Hello Kitty has no mouth, but yet she likes to suck
Keroppi and Dear Daniel's dick. Does she spit or swallow? The world may
never know. If the good people in sanrio were to ever see or read this, I
beg them not to sue me! To Bekka, I know I'm strange. Do you have a
problem w/that? Trust me, this isn't going to be sugary, sickly sweet
anymore. I'll make it more violent and have more booze! To Damoose1025,
bitch you forgot abuoot Uncle Avery, the druglord. He could have gotten us
some great pot. Oh well, We'll try next time. This might sound mean, but
it's my rant. There is this girl named Laria A. Sicardi, who went to prom
dressed like a whore. No really she did. She wore feather boas on her
dress and she wore crazy colors on her dress. If you knew her, you'd
agree. She also likes to promote Seagram 7 to little kids. Especially to
my sister Jessica. Damn bitch! Oh, did anyone try to lick their elbows?
Now to continue w/the story. Little kids beware; this story is going to
hell.
Duke: I'll be Caitlin's teacher every year! I'll torment her and pick on her all through her school years. I got to call Bakura. (Calls Bakura and tells him the idea. Bakura approves and Duke moves full action w/his plan)
~ 4 years later~
Seto has decided to move to Japan altogether because he wants to be home. He also has to be in Japan for KaibaCorp. They are in Japan and Caitlin is getting up to get ready for the first day of school. Duke also moved to Japan because he found out Caitlin lives there now.
~ Kaiba's mansion ~
Seto: (Calls Yugi) Hello Yugi.
Yugi: Hey Seto, you decided to move to Japan because of me?
Seto: No, business. But Caitlin and Thomas will be going to different schools.
Yugi: I understand, but you got to hold up to your end of the bargain.
Seto: I know. Bye. (Hangs up and proceeds to get ready to go to work.)
~ Caitlin's room ~
Serenity: Caitlin, wake up honey.
Caitlin: (slowly wakes up) Aww mom. You just woke me up from the most beautiful dream ever.
Serenity: What were you dreaming about?
Caitlin: Well, I was in a big blue dress. Picking up all the flowers and putting them in my hair, and.
Serenity: (into the dream) yeah and then what happened?
Caitlin: You woke me up!
Serenity: (laughing) I'm sorry dear. But it's time for school. C'mon and let's get ready.
So Serenity gets Caitlin ready. Caitlin is wearing bell-bottom jeans, a yellow tank top w/a white sweater and black Mary Jane shoes. She had her long curly blond hair in pigtails.
Serenity: Caitlin, you look so beautiful. If you weren't human, I'd think you were an angel.
Caitlin: Thank you mom. Can I have some perfume, please?
Serenity: Sure. (Puts on her Victoria Secret's strawberries and champagne.)
Caitlin: Mmmm. Smells good. I love you mommy.
Serenity: I love you too dear. (Kisses her good-bye)
Caitlin goes to the limo and her dad is waiting inside.
Seto: Well there is my little scholar.
Caitlin: Hi daddy. How do I look?
Seto: Like an angel.
Caitlin: That's what mommy said.
Seto: She's right.
Caitlin: I know.
Seto: Honey, just know that I love you and I want you to try your best. Just don't act like you uncle.
Caitlin: Uncle Chihuahua?
Seto: Yes dear. (They're at the school.) Do you need any money?
Caitlin: Nope.
Seto: Ok. I'll pick you up after school, ok?
Caitlin: Ok. I love you. (Kisses him on the cheek)
Seto: I love you too. (He kisses her on the cheek. The limo then leaves.)
~ At school ~
Mr.Neilsen: Ok class, how are you all doing boys and girls.
Class: Good.
Mr.Neilsen: Now let's get to work. This will be a hard, but fun class. First I want you all to take a test, the first 10 questions will be easy, next 10 will be so-so, and the last 10 questions will be nearly impossible. But if you get all 30 questions right, no homework for the rest of the year.
Class: All right!
Mr.Neilsen: Here are the tests.
After everyone gets them, they all start taking them. For Caitlin, they're easy. For example, 45*6. She knew the answer was 270.
Caitlin: (thinking) I'm glad I'm smart like my daddy. I think I got them all right.
When everyone is done, Mr.Neilsen then collects them. While everyone is coloring, he grades them. By the end of the day, he has the results. He then hands it to them to the kids as they leave. If they got it all right, they get the coupon in the envelope. When it came to Caitlin, he made her stay after class.
Mr.Neilsen: Caitlin Jones, come to my desk this instant! (He then locks all the doors in the room.)
Caitlin: Yes Mr.Neilsen?
Mr.Neilsen: Caitlin, how do you think you did on your test?
Caitlin: I thought I did well. Maybe couple wrong. Why?
Mr.Neilsen: (getting angry) HAH! YOU DID THE WORST IN ALL OF THIS CLASS! (He then grabs her by the shoulder.) You are a stupid girl. You think w/your charming personality and your looks; you can pass my class. Well, you're wrong. (Then he throws her to the floor. Then he gets on top of her.) If you tell anyone this, you'll be sorry! I got to admit though; you are very pretty for a 5-year-old. (He then stokes her hair.) Very pretty. Where do you get your good looks?
Caitlin: (Too scared to answer so she shrugs her shoulders.)
Mr.Neilsen: Most likely your mother. (Then suddenly, there is a white stain on his pants.) OOPS. Pretend you never saw that. Am I scaring you?
Caitlin: (nods)
Mr.Neilsen: Good. Now get up. Your father is probably wondering where you are.
Caitlin: You evil meanie! (About to cry)
Mr.Neilsen: Yeah, sure. Whatever. Just leave. I'll be looking forward too seeing you tomorrow in class Caitlin. Try wearing a skirt.
Caitlin: Never! I'll always wear pants and jeans.
Mr.Neilsen: I'd like to see you try that. Bye munchkin!
Caitlin: (filled w/anger then leaves. She then runs in the limo, where Seto is waiting.)
Seto: How is my little pumpkin's first day of school?
Caitlin: (looks up to her father's eyes and begins to cry.)
Seto: Oh Caitlin! (He embraces her) What is the matter? Did something bad happen in school?
Yes my friends, another cliffhanger. Who is Mr.Neilsen and will Caitlin tell Seto what happened? Find out soon.
Duke: I'll be Caitlin's teacher every year! I'll torment her and pick on her all through her school years. I got to call Bakura. (Calls Bakura and tells him the idea. Bakura approves and Duke moves full action w/his plan)
~ 4 years later~
Seto has decided to move to Japan altogether because he wants to be home. He also has to be in Japan for KaibaCorp. They are in Japan and Caitlin is getting up to get ready for the first day of school. Duke also moved to Japan because he found out Caitlin lives there now.
~ Kaiba's mansion ~
Seto: (Calls Yugi) Hello Yugi.
Yugi: Hey Seto, you decided to move to Japan because of me?
Seto: No, business. But Caitlin and Thomas will be going to different schools.
Yugi: I understand, but you got to hold up to your end of the bargain.
Seto: I know. Bye. (Hangs up and proceeds to get ready to go to work.)
~ Caitlin's room ~
Serenity: Caitlin, wake up honey.
Caitlin: (slowly wakes up) Aww mom. You just woke me up from the most beautiful dream ever.
Serenity: What were you dreaming about?
Caitlin: Well, I was in a big blue dress. Picking up all the flowers and putting them in my hair, and.
Serenity: (into the dream) yeah and then what happened?
Caitlin: You woke me up!
Serenity: (laughing) I'm sorry dear. But it's time for school. C'mon and let's get ready.
So Serenity gets Caitlin ready. Caitlin is wearing bell-bottom jeans, a yellow tank top w/a white sweater and black Mary Jane shoes. She had her long curly blond hair in pigtails.
Serenity: Caitlin, you look so beautiful. If you weren't human, I'd think you were an angel.
Caitlin: Thank you mom. Can I have some perfume, please?
Serenity: Sure. (Puts on her Victoria Secret's strawberries and champagne.)
Caitlin: Mmmm. Smells good. I love you mommy.
Serenity: I love you too dear. (Kisses her good-bye)
Caitlin goes to the limo and her dad is waiting inside.
Seto: Well there is my little scholar.
Caitlin: Hi daddy. How do I look?
Seto: Like an angel.
Caitlin: That's what mommy said.
Seto: She's right.
Caitlin: I know.
Seto: Honey, just know that I love you and I want you to try your best. Just don't act like you uncle.
Caitlin: Uncle Chihuahua?
Seto: Yes dear. (They're at the school.) Do you need any money?
Caitlin: Nope.
Seto: Ok. I'll pick you up after school, ok?
Caitlin: Ok. I love you. (Kisses him on the cheek)
Seto: I love you too. (He kisses her on the cheek. The limo then leaves.)
~ At school ~
Mr.Neilsen: Ok class, how are you all doing boys and girls.
Class: Good.
Mr.Neilsen: Now let's get to work. This will be a hard, but fun class. First I want you all to take a test, the first 10 questions will be easy, next 10 will be so-so, and the last 10 questions will be nearly impossible. But if you get all 30 questions right, no homework for the rest of the year.
Class: All right!
Mr.Neilsen: Here are the tests.
After everyone gets them, they all start taking them. For Caitlin, they're easy. For example, 45*6. She knew the answer was 270.
Caitlin: (thinking) I'm glad I'm smart like my daddy. I think I got them all right.
When everyone is done, Mr.Neilsen then collects them. While everyone is coloring, he grades them. By the end of the day, he has the results. He then hands it to them to the kids as they leave. If they got it all right, they get the coupon in the envelope. When it came to Caitlin, he made her stay after class.
Mr.Neilsen: Caitlin Jones, come to my desk this instant! (He then locks all the doors in the room.)
Caitlin: Yes Mr.Neilsen?
Mr.Neilsen: Caitlin, how do you think you did on your test?
Caitlin: I thought I did well. Maybe couple wrong. Why?
Mr.Neilsen: (getting angry) HAH! YOU DID THE WORST IN ALL OF THIS CLASS! (He then grabs her by the shoulder.) You are a stupid girl. You think w/your charming personality and your looks; you can pass my class. Well, you're wrong. (Then he throws her to the floor. Then he gets on top of her.) If you tell anyone this, you'll be sorry! I got to admit though; you are very pretty for a 5-year-old. (He then stokes her hair.) Very pretty. Where do you get your good looks?
Caitlin: (Too scared to answer so she shrugs her shoulders.)
Mr.Neilsen: Most likely your mother. (Then suddenly, there is a white stain on his pants.) OOPS. Pretend you never saw that. Am I scaring you?
Caitlin: (nods)
Mr.Neilsen: Good. Now get up. Your father is probably wondering where you are.
Caitlin: You evil meanie! (About to cry)
Mr.Neilsen: Yeah, sure. Whatever. Just leave. I'll be looking forward too seeing you tomorrow in class Caitlin. Try wearing a skirt.
Caitlin: Never! I'll always wear pants and jeans.
Mr.Neilsen: I'd like to see you try that. Bye munchkin!
Caitlin: (filled w/anger then leaves. She then runs in the limo, where Seto is waiting.)
Seto: How is my little pumpkin's first day of school?
Caitlin: (looks up to her father's eyes and begins to cry.)
Seto: Oh Caitlin! (He embraces her) What is the matter? Did something bad happen in school?
Yes my friends, another cliffhanger. Who is Mr.Neilsen and will Caitlin tell Seto what happened? Find out soon.