Hey guys, what's up! I have chosen a boy's name. I will acknowledge the person and the end of the chapter. Well I don't have much of a rant, but I will say this: KIDS WB, IF YOU LIKE EDITING YU-GI-OH, THEN AT LEAST PUT SETO AND SERENITY IN SCENES TOGETHER. No wait, they even edited out the part when Serenity blushed in front of Seto. Ok, now I'm going do a small rant/analysis on coupling for this show. First I will analyze straight coupling, then yaoi couples. 1)Seto/Shizuka- My fav couple. It's like Romeo and Juliet. The reason I think they go well together is because I feel Seto needs a sweet, innocent, and quiet girl. And Serenity's sweetness would get through him. I heard that she really doesn't hate Seto. She actually sees Seto through Mokuba's POV. I wish Takahashi actually gave Serenity more parts and made her more strong willed. She isn't as whiny and scared as the US version. And Serenity does have a Black Magician Girl and a female version of the BEWD. And Serenity is really nice, so nice that even Kaiba couldn't be mean to her. And there are many more reasons why I love this coupling. Even though it's got limited proof, I still hold out hope for this couple. I mean, Serenity is the only girl Kaiba has yet to be mean to or give her an attitude and put her down. And there is a picture of Seto protecting Serenity. 2) Seto/Isis(Ishizu)-Yeah, ok, sure. Yeah this couple will be together..YEAH RIGHT!!!! Are u F^cking kidding me? There is no proof of this coupling whatsoever. Wow, she gave him Obelisk. But she used Kaiba just for her brother. And we all know how much Kaiba hates being manipulated. He wasn't exactly happy about doing this whole tournament for her sake. And he really doesn't like her. And she could care less about him. 3) Seto/Anzu (Tea)-Even worse coupling! Tea really can't stand him. And Kaiba really hates her. He only saved her because she saved Mokuba. And when he did save Tea, she ran to Mokuba! So, I really doubt this couple. Besides, Anzu MUCH prefers Yami Yugi anyways. 4) Seto/Mai- All right, there is no proof of this coupling at all. Plus it's so obvious that Mai loves Joey. And Kaiba barely spoke to her. And I don't recall it being a pleasant one either. 5) Joey/Mai- AWE!!!! Very Kawaii!!! All they do is shameless flirting!!!!! I mean c'mon, Joey would have risked his own life for Mai. This is the most obvious coupling. No ifs and buts about it! 6) Yami/Anzu-Yeah this couple is a def. I mean they went out behind Yugi's back. 7) Yugi/Anzu- I really don't know actually...maybe? But Anzu does prefer Yami. Yet she gets jealous when Rebecca starts to hang around Yugi. So jealous, that she has talks with Rebecca. 8) Yami/Rebecca- Nah, this coupling won't happen. In fact Rebecca hates Yami. Even though he tries to comfort by giving her a hug, she is still too stubborn. 9)Yugi/Rebecca- I think this couple has got potential. It's clear that Rebecca likes Yugi. So much that she kisses him!!!!!! And then he turns all RED!!!!Kawaii!!! 10)Shizuka/Honda- Yeah yeah I know. I've heard it all, why they should be a couple. But what people don't know is that Serenity only thinks of Tristan as a friend. Nothing more. 11)Duke/Shizuka-Even though Duke likes Serenity, she really doesn't like him. He creeps her out. I would be to if I had Duke around me 24/7. Yeah, that coupling won't happen. Now to the Yaoi coupling....

Yugi/Joey- I honestly don't know...Maybe Yugi does have feelings for Joey, but I highly doubt Joey could ever return the same feelings Yugi might share.

Yugi/Yami- Again, I dunno. But I don't think so.

Seto/Joey- Someone tell me why people think this couple has any potential? I mean c'mon, they HATE each other. But they don't hate each other so much, that they would be a coupling. I mean, Joey is as straight as an arrow. He always hovers around Mai and he dotes her. For Pete's sake, Joey has risked his life more than once for Mai. And even when Seto does one nice thing for Joey, he teased about it even more. (When Seto held the key when Joey was underwater.) Yeah, and I think Seto prefers the company of a woman.

Seto/Yugi&Yami- I have nothing to say, other than that these two will never be together. I mean, Yami doesn't even show any indication of liking Seto. And Seto hates Yami. He's got props for Yugi, but that's it.

Rex Raptor/Weevil Underwood- Hell yeah!! I'm no fan of Yaoi, but I think those two go together. Look at them, they're perfect for each other!!!!

6)Duke/Tristan- Guess what guys....THIS COUPLING WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!! Yes, I have heard that these two will become a couple!!!!!!!! After Serenity rejects both of then, they find comfort in each other.

That ends my rants on the couples. If I forgot any, please tell me, so I can analyze them. Back to my original rant.. ~ Ah well, back to the story. Oh and please excuse my grammar and script formation.

~~~~~~~~~~~ Where we last left off ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Doctor: Seto?

Seto: Yes Doctor?

Doctor: Guess what?

Seto and Caitlin: WHAT?!!?!?!?!

Doctor: Seto, you are now a proud father of quintuplets! And they are all boys!

Caitlin has now fainted, along with her daddy.

Doctor: Uhhh, guys are u ok?

Caitlin is the first to awaken.

Caitlin: Yeah, although my daddy is still in the shock of having 5 boys.

Doctor: Oh no I was just kidding!!!!! No, you mother only had one boy. Congratulations on having a baby brother.

Caitlin: I should smack you for that. But since were in a hospital, I won't. Can I see mom and my new baby brother?

Doctor: Sure.

The Doctor leaves and Caitlin goes to wake up her father.

Caitlin: DADDY!!! Wake up!!! Mommy is waiting for you!

Seto is now regaining consciousness.

Seto: Huh? What? Oh hey Caitlin, can you believe it 5 boys?! I hope you aren't disappointed.

Caitlin: Um, actually, the doctor was just kidding. Mommy only had one boy. That's it.

Seto: (in disbelief) Ahh that damn doctor! He's lucky he's in the hospital, or else I would have clobbered him. C'mon let's visit your mother and your new baby brother.

So the two go and they see Serenity holding a tiny bundle. Serenity is admiring her new son. Seto climbs on Serenity's bed so he can see his new son. Caitlin climbs on the other side of the bed.

Caitlin: Mommy, can I hold my baby brother?

Serenity: (a little weak) Um, ok. But please wash your hands so you don't give the baby germs.

Caitlin: Ok! (She goes, washes her hands very good and props back onto the bed.) How about now?

Serenity: All right. Just sit like this and don't move his head. And put your arm under his neck for support. And make sure you hold on to him tight.

Caitlin: Wow! There are a lot of rules for just holding a newborn baby.

Serenity carefully places her son into Caitlin's eager arms. As Caitlin looks at the baby, she is in awe on how tiny the baby is. But when she sees his eyes, she now feels love and compassion. Even though she wanted a sister, she is glad to have a baby brother.

Caitlin: Daddy?

Seto: Yes dear. (Serenity has just fallen asleep on Seto's strong arms.)

Caitlin: How come babies are so tiny?

Seto: Well Goldilocks, remember when mom told you how babies are made?

Caitlin: Yes.

Seto: Well, they start out very tiny. Then little by little, they start to grow. Eventually, they become grown-ups and then they will have kids on their own. But they better be married though. (thinking: We had a close call with you!)

Caitlin: Oh I see. (Looking down at her brother.) He is rather adorable. I think he is going to have brown hair like you daddy and blue eyes like me.

Seto: Well, it takes about 6 to 7 months to determine the real eye color. You know what, when your mom and brother come home from the hospital, we will look at your photo album and then you can see how tiny you were.

Caitlin: Really? I was once that tiny?

Seto: Actually you were much smaller. You were only 16 inches and you only weighed 6lbs. Your brother is 22 inches and he weighs about 10lbs.

Caitlin: No wonder! My little arm is starting to hurt. Daddy, can you take him now?

Seto: (laughs) Sure Goldilocks. (He carefully places Serenity on the pillow. Next, he slowly gets up, moves next to Caitlin, takes his son, and holds him.) Caitlin, if you want, you can sleep now.

Caitlin: (yawning) No really Daddy, I'm fresh as a.

Caitlin has now collapsed next to her mother.

Seto: (shaking his head) You stubborn daughter of mine.

With one hand, he moves the blanket to cover his wife and daughter. Then, he takes a seat on the recliner and now is holding his sleeping son.

Seto: (thinking) HA!!! I told you stepfather! I told you that I would amount to be the best. Look at me now. You said that if I ever had children, that they would hate me. Well, I have two. My new son. Strong and healthy, like me. He will do what he chooses. I will not force him into doing anything he doesn't want to go, unlike you!

And I have the most gorgeous daughter. I look at her with pride. I'm proud to call her my daughter. She has hair that is the envy of all people. Her sparkling blue sapphire eyes are as clear as the blue sky. Even though she is short, she is very beautiful. She's got Serenity's personality, but she's got my attitude and my smartness. Even though you said little girls are meek and feeble and don't have a mind of their own, Caitlin does! God bless that girl of mine. She is strong willed and doesn't let anyone put her down. Even with that incident with Duke Devlin, she still has plenty of spunk. Poor Serenity, she really wants Caitlin to wear dresses and play with dolls, but Caitlin has a mind of her own. She refuses to put any girly items on. All except Hello Kitty. She wants to dress in suits like me. (laughing) Now there is a true daddy's girl. While my wife was seven months pregnant with Caitlin, Serenity said, " You just watch Seto Kaiba, when your daughter comes into the world, you will be filled with so much love for her, you won't know what to do." And dammit, Serenity was right. That was me before you came into my life.

I have a beautiful wife, whom I love with all my heart and soul. And you said that women will hurt you and never love you. And that they are all liars. Serenity has never hurt me before. No matter whatever horrible thing I ever did, she still loves me for who I am. And she has always been honest with me on everything. She has never lied to me and I have never lied to her either. We have a trust. And we have love. Serenity has always showed me kindness and she showed me how to love again. She has never left my side. When we made those wedding vows, they were for real. She stuck by me through and through. We love each other. No wait, were IN love with each other! That's something you can never understand, Gonzaboro. You could never understand love. Your wife left you. And Noa died because of you. Because you wouldn't go to the store with him, you weren't there to help him cross the street. Yes, I know all about that. I heard you crying one night, and confessing it all out loud in your diary. I actually had remorse for you for about 1.5 seconds. That is until you came into my room and proceeded to beat me senselessly. Just because I spilled milk on the floor. I HATE you! You killed whatever chance I had to be a happy boy. I really don't care that I killed you. I'm just glad you are in hell! It was a pleasant sigh to watch you scream in horror as I pushed you down the building 53 stories. You were so damn psychotic! Psychotic enough to have me killed! And you almost succeeded until.

~*~ Flashback ~*~

Gonzaboro: (with an evil grin) Well well well. What do we have here? A birthday cake?

Seto: (With happiness in his sapphire eyes that are gleaming.) Yeah, it's my birthday and I got a birthday cake from Theresa the maid. Do I get any presents?

Gonzoboro at first gives a little chuckle. Then the laughter stops and his eyes turn black and red of evil. First he takes Seto's birthday cake, and smashes it into Seto's face. Next, with one hand, picks up Seto and throws him across the wall with a sickening thud. Then he picks him up, throws him to the chair of the desk, pulls out a notebook and textbook and dictionary.

Gonzaboro: Here! Happy Birthday! Now I want you to do all those Calculus equations, and then I want you to write out the whole dictionary. It's now 10:30pm. I want it all done by 5:00am. If it is not finished, then you will suffer the consequences of going to the abyss room. Seto, do you know what the abyss room is?

Seto: (Now crying and hiccuping from fear.) No sir I (hic) don't. What is the abyss room?

Those hiccups have earned Seto another round of beating from Gonzaboro. After that, without answering his question, he then kept throwing Seto down the hallway until they reached a weird looking door.

Gonzaboro: Tell me Seto, what do you really want for your birthday.

Seto: (In his mind, he wanted a new family, one that would treat him with love. One that would also want Mokuba as well. One that would treat him and his brother right.) I don't know sir?

Gonzaboro: Well, here is the room. (He opens the door)

Inside the room was filled with rats and cockroaches. There was also spider webs, there was also feces from animals that came and went from place to place. There was also a boa constrictor that was ready to feast on anything it could get its nasty jaws on. There was also stray needles lying around.

Gonzaboro: Well, have you decided on what you want to do?

Seto: (petrified in fear.) I would rather do the books work instead.

Gonzaboro: Good! Now I'm going to go to sleep, I have a big account to work with. Mr.Sakamoto is coming and he is bringing his son, who is about your age, and his daughter, who is about 4. But, your not going to play with the kids. I'm going to have them keep busy with coloring and kiddie stuff like that. Although, his daughter is quite beautiful. I think I will be giving her EXTRA attention. Now back to work. Oh and before you go, here is a little something to keep you up in the night.

Gonzaboro suddenly picked up Seto and threw him to the floor, leaving a nasty bruise on his back. Then Gonzaboro whipped out a knife and made a gash on Seto's arm. After that, he left him on his own in his room.

After that, Seto slowly crawled his way to his desk, where he got out a little first aid kit. He tried to bring himself to do the work, but he couldn't, because he started to cry. Cry in pain and suffering. But what Seto failed to realize was that he had been crying the whole night. After he stopped crying and looked at the clock, he freaked out because it was now 4:59am. As soon as he tried to hide, Gonzaboro quickly entered the room.

Gonzaboro: Well Mr.Sakamoto is here. Did you do all the work like I had told you?

Seto silently shook his head no. After Gonzaboro asked him why, all Seto could say was that he was crying.

Gonzaboro: You little idiot! Oh well, no matters, At least now I can send you to the abyss room.

Gonzaboro pulled Seto to the floor so he could kick him all the way to the room. As soon as he got in that room, Gonzaboro threw him in there. He then told him that he had to stay in there for 5 hours. No bathroom breaks either or no eating or drinking.

There lied Seto, alone in this dark infested room. All he could do was pray. Pray for an unlikely angel to save him from this hellhole.

~*~Meanwhile~*~(Seto doesn't remember this part)

While Seto is in that horrid room, Gonzaboro is meeting Mr.Sakamoto and his kids.

Mr.Sakamoto: Good morning Gonzaboro. Shall we get down to business?

Gonzaboro: We shall, but let me offer your kids something to do. Do you mind if I show them around and keep them busy, so we can conduct our business?

Mr.Sakamoto: Of course, all you have to do is give my son food and he is content. I don't know about my little girl, but I'm sure you can think of something.

Gonzaboro: I will, don't worry.

Gonzaboro then takes the two kids around the mansion. First he sends off the boy to the kitchen to eat. The boy was more than happy to feast on the wonders of gourmet foods. Then he takes the little girl for a quick tour around the garden. Gonzaboro has a tight grip on the little girl's hand.

Little girl: (in a small quiet shy voice) Um, sir?

Gonzaboro: Yes pretty one?

Little girl: You are hurting my hand.

Gonzaboro: Oh I'm awfully sorry. Well, what is your name dear?

Little girl: My name is Serena, but my friends call me Kay. Because my favorite letter is K.

Gonzaboro: Well, Kay, do you like the garden?

Kay: Oh yes, very much sir.

Gonzaboro: Good, would you like to go to the greenhouse? There are butterflies in there.

Kay: Ok. I like butterflies. It matches the little pink ones I have on my white dress.

Gonzaboro: Very well then.

He takes her to the greenhouse, he shows Kay around the greenhouse. She is having fun that is until Gonzaboro tries to pick her up. Although she tries to fight him off, he puts a firm grip on her and he starts to kiss her all over her neck and face. Then he holds her near his package, where he has an erection and semen spills all over. He is about to take off his pants until he receives a swift and hard kick from Kay. She had kicked him between his package, the most sensitive area there. As Gonzaboro laid in pain on the floor, Kay then runs for her life and into the mansion. She doesn't know where she is running, but as she is running, she hears a soft bang on a door.

Kay: (thinking) I wonder who is in there, or what is in there?

(Back to Seto remembering)

As she opens the door, she finds a rather tall boy sitting in the corner of the room. He is croched in there like a hermit crab. What she saw in that room horrified her. Not only did she see all those disgusting things, but there was a stray pitbull waiting to attack the young boy.

Seto: (weakly) Oh no! Good doggie, please, don't hurt me. I don't want to die. I don't want to.

Then as the dog was about to lunge itself onto Seto, the girl threw her pocketbook on the floor. This had caught the dog's attention and he swiftly made a pounce at the pocketbook. While the vicious dog was chewing the purse into pieces, Kay ran into the room to pull Seto out.

Kay: It's ok, I'm here, Come on! We must get out!

Seto: Ok!

So the two get out of the room. Seto then goes back to his room, with Kay following him. Finally they end up in his room, which is a safe haven for the time being.

Seto: Thank you. For saving my life.

Kay: It's ok, it's (feels something crawling up her leg) AGHHHHHH!!!!!!! What's on my leg?!?!?!?

Seto: A cockroach. It's ok, I'll get it.

Seto then removes the roach from Kay's leg and kills it.

Kay: Thank you.

Seto: Your Welcome. Hold on a second all right.

Kay: Ok.

So in the meantime, Seto gives Kay a book to read. But after a while, Kay gets bored and starts exploring Seto's room. That's when she realizes her hands are all dirty.

Kay: (thinking) Boy, my hands are all dirty from the dust of the books and the garden and the scary room. I wonder if he has a bathroom?

As Kay walks around his room, she finally finds the bathroom, As she opens it, she finds Seto standing up and using the bathroom.

Kay: Good the light is on and I....Oh my God!! I'm so sorry Seto!!!!!

She quickly closes the door. Then she goes and buries her head under his pillows and attempts to hide. But her attempts fail as she feels a hand tap her shoulder.

Seto: Uh, miss?

Kay: (still hiding) Yes?

Seto: It's ok.

Kay: (slowly coming out of hiding) Huh?

Seto: It's ok, I know you didn't mean to barge in like that. All right?

Kay: I'm so sorry, The reason I came in was to wash my hands.

Seto: I see. Yeah well, I couldn't use the bathroom for a long time now. Sorry I didn't tell you. I really had to pee.

Kay: (laughing) I understand. By the way, what is your name?

Seto: My name is Seto Kaiba. What is your name?

Kay: Oh my name is Kay. That's just my nickname, but I can't tell people my real name. Or else my daddy would be mean to me.

She then held her head down and began to cry. That's when Seto came close to her and held her in his arms. Then she looked at him with puppy eyes. All he could do was hug her. He never wanted to let his little angel go. The little angel that saved his life.

~*~ Flashback Ends ~*~

Seto has fallen asleep. When he wakes up, he finds that his son is no longer sleeping on his chest.

Seto: Oh my GOD!!!! Where is my son?!?!?! Where could he be?!?!

Caitlin: Daddy! Little Kyle is with mommy!

Seto: Kyle?

Caitlin: Yeah that's his name Seto Kyle Anthony Kaiba. But were gonna call him Kyle. Is that ok with you?

Seto: (relieved that his son is safe) Yeah sure. Seto Kyle Anthony Kaiba. My son! Now I am truly happy! I have a beautiful wife, a spunky daughter, and a strong son. I am now the happiest man alive!

Serenity: I'm glad dear. You know, the doctor said I'm ready to come home now. And home is where I want to be.

Seto: And home is where we are all going to go! And I have to catch up on my business work.

Caitlin: And I'm gonna help daddy too!

Seto: My little sidekick. But you have school dear.

Caitlin: Oh. Oh yeah! How about when I get older?

Seto: Of course.

So they all go home. And it's pretty late at night. Around 12:30pm. Baby Kyle is sleeping. Serenity is sleeping. And Caitlin is sleeping as well. The only person not sleeping was Seto. He was in his small office and he was up doing some program software designs. As he was working, he heard a small creek. (They live in a type of apartment that has no tenants. Basically. It's a condo and it's a pretty damn big one.) He regards it as nothing until his door opens. Without looking up, Seto starts to speak.

Seto: Caitlin dearie, it's a little late, you need your rest and sleep so we can go to the Rockefellar Plaza tomorrow.

Man: Oh I'm not Caitlin. And I presume Caitlin is your daughter?

Seto: (looks up to find out it's not Caitlin, but rather someone else.) YOU!!!!!...... ~

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Well, there is the cliffie. I don't think I have had a good cliffie in a while. Oh well. Oh and I have chosen Mariks-girl1 for the name. I really do like the name Kyle Anthony! For that she gets a cookie and a brownie. All right guys, it's time to review. Tell me what you think, and if you have any questions, feel free to ask and I shall answer....until then...Let's go Titans!!!!!!!!!