I'm dreaming of...(Pippin)

I'm dreaming of a short Hobbit,
Just like someone I used to know.
Even though he's not quite bright,
I think it's alright,
'Cause his stupidity steals the show.

I'm dreaming of a short Hobbit,
Even though his stature is slight,
May his eyes be merry and bright,
And may all his beverages be light.

A/N: Born out of bordem and an overzealous Christmas spirit!!!!!!!

PS. I own nuttin'