Legacy of Ozzzzzzzzzzz
Disclaimer: Neither I nor blood of angels own any of the rights or characters to LoK or the wizard of oz else we would be rich and raking in a load of dough so sue and die
Written by: Kouga-Chan
Co-written by: Blood of Angels
Kouga-Chan: HEY GUYS!!! I Wrote this story for your Lust (SLAPS SELF) I MEAN..umm.watch *SLAP* Oww...for your comedic enjoyment..I and my friend PROUDLY PRESENT **DRAMATIC MUSIC**
LEGACY OF OZZZZZZZZ
Chapter 1: Trip to Ozgoth! Blood of Angels: in technicolor
Kouga-Chan: that made no sense but whatever
Blood of Angels: oh and all of you who would be tempted to flame beware I bite GRRRRRRRR!
Kouga-Chan: Anyway the cast is as follows
Kain - Dorothy (awww poor him well we won't gender swap him just yet)
SR Raziel - Scarecrow
Vorador - Evil Leader of the Flying Monkeys
Janos - Cowardly Lion
Moebius - Wicked Witch of the West (who will die in horrible ways I promise)
Sarafan Lord - Wicked Witch of the East and Mrs.Sarafan (will die horribly as well)
Umah -Sluttish Witch of the North (we mean good witch but hey does umah fit that description?)
Malek - Tin Man (well duh, betcha saw that one coming)
Sebastian - The Fortune Teller
Rahab and Dumah - Dorothy's family
Zephon and Turel - Farmhands
Magnus - Oz (just couldn't resist)
Marcus-Toto
All Sarafan - Munchkins
Ancients - Evil Flying Monkeys ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Our story begins in rural Kainsas where our vampire friend is brooding over how much he hates pigtails
Kain: my beautiful, beautiful hair they just had to go and mess with it well we hates them, WE HATES THEM ALL AND WE WILL KILLS THEM!
Kain starts walking a fence rail suddenly Dumah comes out and sees him walking the fence
Dumah: get off that rail kain you'll fall and break your neck, *under breath* not that we would mind
Kain: *falls off and hits head on metal pipe that appears from nowhere* damn pipe!
Rahab: what did you say?
Kain:I said damn pipe, probably yours anyway *another damn pipe appears and falls on him*
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: GET THE HELL ON WITH THE STORY!
Kain: eepp.uh right away most powerful author, anyway that damn old hag Mrs.Sarafan threatened to take my precious Marcus away *gestures towards his evil dog who is currently ripping the seat out of Zephon's pants*
Dumah:well it's about time *kicks marcus* bad dog don't dare pee on my carpet
*suddenly an evil presence is felt Mrs.Sarafan is here*
Mrs.Sarafan:your stupid dog chased all my precious sluagh around the county so I have filed a report with the sherrif, he says I can take your dog!
Kain: nooooo not Marcus, you won't really take him away will you *cries* owwwie wowwie god damn it, IT BURNS!
Zephon: *bemoaning the loss of his pants* kill the dog, kill the dog ,kill the dog
*kain kills zephon*
Zephon: ouchies *dies*
*kain leaves the room still yelling about how "IT BURNS!!!!!(p.s.!!!!!!!!!!)"*
Rahab: I've been wanting to say some bad things about you but being a good baptized person ,damn that hurt most painful point in my life, I just can't say it! Oh well..GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WHORE!
*Mrs.Sarafan leaves with Marcus*
Kain: damn them all they took my precious Marcus away and we hates them, we will throttle them in their sleep we will
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The scene opens, Mrs.Sarafan is riding down the road on her bike and has Marcus in her basket
*Marcus jumps out and bites Mrs.Sarafan on the hand then runs*
Kain: Marcus? Oh it is Marcus!, we must run away!
Marcus: Bow-wow
Kain: I'll take that as a yes
***Later that day***
Kain notices a large wagon with a sign on it's side it reads
"The Great Sebastian, Fortune Teller and proud member of Gay Pride Universal"
Kain: let's go in Marcus
*a man is sitting inside he has on a tie die "Gay Pride Turban", enigmatic tie die robes and is staring at a crystal ball*
Kain: are you a fortune teller?
Sebastian: I am the great Sebastian, I see all, know all, and tell all, for a price of course
Kain: Don't you dare touch that Vaseline!
Sebastian: damn, I suppose you want me to tell your fortune?
Kain: well DUH! Why else would I be here?
Sebastian: just sit down and gaze into the crystal ball..gaze deeply...concentrate on it alone *stealthily looks at a picture of Kain's family*
Kain: all I see is a bunch of misty shit
Sebastian: well duh!.....I'm the one that does the seeing, now let's see, I can see your family, they are worried about you, you should go home, there is great danger! you must go now!, if you run away no one can support them in their senility
Kain: I suppose I have no choice do I?
Sebastian: uhhhh no not really
Kain: ahh fuck...alright I'm going
Sebastian: goodbye little girl
Kain: GRRRRRR!
Sebastian: eeepp uhh I mean uhhh goodbye little cross dressing boy
*kain kills Sebastian*
Sebastian: ouchies *dies*
Kain: come on Marcus
Sebastian: wait, I'm not dead yet, I'M NOT DEAD YET
*kain rips sebastian's gullet out*
Sebastian: ok I'm dead now *dies for real*
*as kain runs home a large tornado appears from somewhere over the gravestone*
Tornado: BLOOOOOOWWWWWOOOOO BLOOOOWWOOOOOO
Author: what the.. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Tornado: sooooorryyy, jeez I though special effects would help
*author hits tornado on head with the Soul Reaver*
Tornado: ouchies I'll be good now
Author:that's better, ahhem now If you'll excuse me we'll get back to the story
Kain:where is everyone?
*meanwhile*
Rahab, Zephon, Turel, and Dumah are huddling in a tornado shelter
Rahab: this sucks
Dumah:yeah I know
Turel: hey wait a second here, how is Zephon alive when Kain killed him up there?
Author:uhhhh ummmm uhhh a uhh A PARADOX!
Turel: right.. well you promised Raziel no more paradoxs so..
Author: oohhh well sorry Zephon *hits zephon over the head with the CHEESY MALLET OF DOOM!!!!* (DUNNN DUNNDUNNNNNNNNNNN)
Zephon:ouchieeeesssssss!!!! **GAG COUGH GAG HACK HACK** damn you! *dies*
Turel: nooooooo he was too young! Boohoo *cries* OWWWW FUCK IT BURNS LIKE HELL *runs out into tornado and dies*
*scene changes back to kain in the house*
Kain: Hellooooo, HELLLLOOOOO, GOD DAMN IT WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Tornado: BLOOOOOOOO BLOOOOO
Kain: ahhh crapsa a talking tomato uhh I mean tornado what next a homo flying on a snake staff?
*as the tornado picks up the house kain sees an old man in brown robes flying on a snake staff as well as an 8 on his forehead*
Kain: just had to ask didn't I?
Moebius: guess so Kainy
Kain: ahhhh how did you know that name?
Moebius: I am the great Moebius, I know all see all and tell all for a price of course
Kain: GOD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU FAKE GAY PSHCHICS!
*suddenly Mrs.Sarafan is seen on her bike riding and cackling like an insane person*
Kain: oh my god the world is coming to an end *faints*
*house comes down and smashes Mrs. Sarafan A.K.A The Sarafan Lord*
Sarafan Lord: OWWWIEE OWWIE OUCHIES *gets squished flat and dies*
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Blood of Angels: it will take some time to get the next chapter done so be patient, oh and click that little review button and use it you know you want to
Kouga-Chan: and remember flamers you will die if you flame this story, blood of angels is very good at dissecting flames and analyzing your idiocy in public, he even runs a business for it so don't flame
Kain:please please don't review they are insane!
Blood of Angels: ahhhemmm kain wrong words *strokes Soul Reaver menacingly*
Kain:eeepp uhh please please review, my life is at stake here people please please please!
Disclaimer: Neither I nor blood of angels own any of the rights or characters to LoK or the wizard of oz else we would be rich and raking in a load of dough so sue and die
Written by: Kouga-Chan
Co-written by: Blood of Angels
Kouga-Chan: HEY GUYS!!! I Wrote this story for your Lust (SLAPS SELF) I MEAN..umm.watch *SLAP* Oww...for your comedic enjoyment..I and my friend PROUDLY PRESENT **DRAMATIC MUSIC**
LEGACY OF OZZZZZZZZ
Chapter 1: Trip to Ozgoth! Blood of Angels: in technicolor
Kouga-Chan: that made no sense but whatever
Blood of Angels: oh and all of you who would be tempted to flame beware I bite GRRRRRRRR!
Kouga-Chan: Anyway the cast is as follows
Kain - Dorothy (awww poor him well we won't gender swap him just yet)
SR Raziel - Scarecrow
Vorador - Evil Leader of the Flying Monkeys
Janos - Cowardly Lion
Moebius - Wicked Witch of the West (who will die in horrible ways I promise)
Sarafan Lord - Wicked Witch of the East and Mrs.Sarafan (will die horribly as well)
Umah -Sluttish Witch of the North (we mean good witch but hey does umah fit that description?)
Malek - Tin Man (well duh, betcha saw that one coming)
Sebastian - The Fortune Teller
Rahab and Dumah - Dorothy's family
Zephon and Turel - Farmhands
Magnus - Oz (just couldn't resist)
Marcus-Toto
All Sarafan - Munchkins
Ancients - Evil Flying Monkeys ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Our story begins in rural Kainsas where our vampire friend is brooding over how much he hates pigtails
Kain: my beautiful, beautiful hair they just had to go and mess with it well we hates them, WE HATES THEM ALL AND WE WILL KILLS THEM!
Kain starts walking a fence rail suddenly Dumah comes out and sees him walking the fence
Dumah: get off that rail kain you'll fall and break your neck, *under breath* not that we would mind
Kain: *falls off and hits head on metal pipe that appears from nowhere* damn pipe!
Rahab: what did you say?
Kain:I said damn pipe, probably yours anyway *another damn pipe appears and falls on him*
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: GET THE HELL ON WITH THE STORY!
Kain: eepp.uh right away most powerful author, anyway that damn old hag Mrs.Sarafan threatened to take my precious Marcus away *gestures towards his evil dog who is currently ripping the seat out of Zephon's pants*
Dumah:well it's about time *kicks marcus* bad dog don't dare pee on my carpet
*suddenly an evil presence is felt Mrs.Sarafan is here*
Mrs.Sarafan:your stupid dog chased all my precious sluagh around the county so I have filed a report with the sherrif, he says I can take your dog!
Kain: nooooo not Marcus, you won't really take him away will you *cries* owwwie wowwie god damn it, IT BURNS!
Zephon: *bemoaning the loss of his pants* kill the dog, kill the dog ,kill the dog
*kain kills zephon*
Zephon: ouchies *dies*
*kain leaves the room still yelling about how "IT BURNS!!!!!(p.s.!!!!!!!!!!)"*
Rahab: I've been wanting to say some bad things about you but being a good baptized person ,damn that hurt most painful point in my life, I just can't say it! Oh well..GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WHORE!
*Mrs.Sarafan leaves with Marcus*
Kain: damn them all they took my precious Marcus away and we hates them, we will throttle them in their sleep we will
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The scene opens, Mrs.Sarafan is riding down the road on her bike and has Marcus in her basket
*Marcus jumps out and bites Mrs.Sarafan on the hand then runs*
Kain: Marcus? Oh it is Marcus!, we must run away!
Marcus: Bow-wow
Kain: I'll take that as a yes
***Later that day***
Kain notices a large wagon with a sign on it's side it reads
"The Great Sebastian, Fortune Teller and proud member of Gay Pride Universal"
Kain: let's go in Marcus
*a man is sitting inside he has on a tie die "Gay Pride Turban", enigmatic tie die robes and is staring at a crystal ball*
Kain: are you a fortune teller?
Sebastian: I am the great Sebastian, I see all, know all, and tell all, for a price of course
Kain: Don't you dare touch that Vaseline!
Sebastian: damn, I suppose you want me to tell your fortune?
Kain: well DUH! Why else would I be here?
Sebastian: just sit down and gaze into the crystal ball..gaze deeply...concentrate on it alone *stealthily looks at a picture of Kain's family*
Kain: all I see is a bunch of misty shit
Sebastian: well duh!.....I'm the one that does the seeing, now let's see, I can see your family, they are worried about you, you should go home, there is great danger! you must go now!, if you run away no one can support them in their senility
Kain: I suppose I have no choice do I?
Sebastian: uhhhh no not really
Kain: ahh fuck...alright I'm going
Sebastian: goodbye little girl
Kain: GRRRRRR!
Sebastian: eeepp uhh I mean uhhh goodbye little cross dressing boy
*kain kills Sebastian*
Sebastian: ouchies *dies*
Kain: come on Marcus
Sebastian: wait, I'm not dead yet, I'M NOT DEAD YET
*kain rips sebastian's gullet out*
Sebastian: ok I'm dead now *dies for real*
*as kain runs home a large tornado appears from somewhere over the gravestone*
Tornado: BLOOOOOOWWWWWOOOOO BLOOOOWWOOOOOO
Author: what the.. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Tornado: sooooorryyy, jeez I though special effects would help
*author hits tornado on head with the Soul Reaver*
Tornado: ouchies I'll be good now
Author:that's better, ahhem now If you'll excuse me we'll get back to the story
Kain:where is everyone?
*meanwhile*
Rahab, Zephon, Turel, and Dumah are huddling in a tornado shelter
Rahab: this sucks
Dumah:yeah I know
Turel: hey wait a second here, how is Zephon alive when Kain killed him up there?
Author:uhhhh ummmm uhhh a uhh A PARADOX!
Turel: right.. well you promised Raziel no more paradoxs so..
Author: oohhh well sorry Zephon *hits zephon over the head with the CHEESY MALLET OF DOOM!!!!* (DUNNN DUNNDUNNNNNNNNNNN)
Zephon:ouchieeeesssssss!!!! **GAG COUGH GAG HACK HACK** damn you! *dies*
Turel: nooooooo he was too young! Boohoo *cries* OWWWW FUCK IT BURNS LIKE HELL *runs out into tornado and dies*
*scene changes back to kain in the house*
Kain: Hellooooo, HELLLLOOOOO, GOD DAMN IT WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Tornado: BLOOOOOOOO BLOOOOO
Kain: ahhh crapsa a talking tomato uhh I mean tornado what next a homo flying on a snake staff?
*as the tornado picks up the house kain sees an old man in brown robes flying on a snake staff as well as an 8 on his forehead*
Kain: just had to ask didn't I?
Moebius: guess so Kainy
Kain: ahhhh how did you know that name?
Moebius: I am the great Moebius, I know all see all and tell all for a price of course
Kain: GOD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU FAKE GAY PSHCHICS!
*suddenly Mrs.Sarafan is seen on her bike riding and cackling like an insane person*
Kain: oh my god the world is coming to an end *faints*
*house comes down and smashes Mrs. Sarafan A.K.A The Sarafan Lord*
Sarafan Lord: OWWWIEE OWWIE OUCHIES *gets squished flat and dies*
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Blood of Angels: it will take some time to get the next chapter done so be patient, oh and click that little review button and use it you know you want to
Kouga-Chan: and remember flamers you will die if you flame this story, blood of angels is very good at dissecting flames and analyzing your idiocy in public, he even runs a business for it so don't flame
Kain:please please don't review they are insane!
Blood of Angels: ahhhemmm kain wrong words *strokes Soul Reaver menacingly*
Kain:eeepp uhh please please review, my life is at stake here people please please please!