Legacy of
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Chapter 2: The Saramunchkins and the Jell-O Brick Road
Kouga-Chan: first to acknowledge reviewers
Blood of Angels: ok here they are ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Tom T.Thompson: yes I agree but I'm kinda confoozed, the guy who hangs himself? If you would give us that character's name we would gladly let you know
Kaya De Crystalline: You'd love more? You think it has potential? Glad to oblige you with more, and the dress idea was Blood of Angels' glad you like
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Blood of Angels: now for our next chapter, please enjoy and remember reviews with helpful criticisms are welcome, but flames will be publicly mutilated
Kouga-Chan: now lets get down to business
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*with a sickening crunch the house lands in a strange place*
Kain*dizzily*: ouhhhhh, man..I feel like im gonna hurl, wait a second wrong lines...ahem ahem...Marcus I don't think we're in Kainsas anymore, god damn this dress is killing me, plaid just isn't me
Saramunchkin: Oh my, oh my oh my you smashed my Jell-O garden
Kain: screw your garden, where am I?
Saramunchkin: oh my oh my, oh dearie dearie me this won't do! My poor garden, and what's this, OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HER!
Kain:who? Was it someone important?
Saramunchkin:oh no no no no no! you killed her!
Kain:who is this demonic her you refer to?
Saramunchkin: eep, I can scarce say it, the wicked witch of the east!
*Saramunchkins pop out of everywhere* Saramunchkins:OOOOOOOHHHHHH SAY NOT THE WORD OF CURSE!
Kain:oh you mean the tin can on a broomstick? I didn't kill her the house did
House:don't look at me your fat ass fell on me and then her
Kain:take that back, wait does this dress really make me look fat?
House:well lets say elephant is an understatement
*kain kills house*
House:ackk!
Kain:that's better, now what do I do?
*suddenly all the saramunchkins begin singing and bowing to kain*
Kain: hey, HEY! What the hell is this?
Saramunchkins:you killed her, you killed her, oh mighty mighty,uhhh.what's your name
Kain:ummmm I'm kain
Saramunchkins: ahh yes much better, YOU KILLED HER, YOU KILLED HER, OH MIGHTY TIGHTY KAINY!
Kain:ohhh k this has gone far enough, just shut up now..ummm you're not shutting up...wait you're still not shutting up...SHUT UP!
*saramunchkins shut up*
Kain:that's better
*suddenly an evil cackling is heard*
Moebius *on snake staff*: AH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHHEH, so my pretties you've killed my lover, well you'll die for that
*Moebius lands his snake staff and walks over to the sarafan lord's ruby greaves*
Moebius: oh well now they are mine, AH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHHEH
*suddenly a flash and umah appears*
Umah: wait, you can't take those magic greaves
Moebius: oh yes I can *greaves appear on kain and the sarafan lord's legs shrivel up*
Moebius:ackkk, no my greaves..you'll pay for this!
Umah: nuh uh uh, bad witch you can't kill their wearer
Moebius: well, I'll get you my pretty, I'LL GET YOU! COUGH COUGH* disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Kain: well that was random
Umah: you must guard these greaves kain, don't take them off
Kain: fine, but I'd rather go home, where should I go?
*he notices umah has disappeared several sentences earlier*
Kain: damn, where do I go now?
Saramunchkin Mayor: do you want to see the wizard of Noz? He might be able to help you
Kain: if he can send me home I'll go, just point me in his direction
Saramunchkins: just follow the Jell-O brick road!
Kain: the what?
Saramunchkin Mayor: follow me I'll show you
*Saramunckins take kain to a road made completely out of grape Jell-O*
Kain:what the? Oh
*Kain steps on the road and his foot sinks in*
Kain:I don't think this is going to work
Saramunchkin Mayor: wait a second *suddenly the road hardens and kain is stuck in it*
Kain: you could have let me get off of it but noooo you had to trap me in it!
Saramunchkin Mayor: ummm oops * lets kain out *
*all saramunchkins start singing*
Kain: wait, wait NOOOO ARGHHH MY EARS!
Saramunchkins: follow the Jell-O Brick Road, follow follow...
Kain: achhh shut up shut up SHUT UP *kills all the saramunchkins*
Kain: ummm ooops
*Kain starts walking down the road*
Chapter 2: The Saramunchkins and the Jell-O Brick Road
Kouga-Chan: first to acknowledge reviewers
Blood of Angels: ok here they are ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Tom T.Thompson: yes I agree but I'm kinda confoozed, the guy who hangs himself? If you would give us that character's name we would gladly let you know
Kaya De Crystalline: You'd love more? You think it has potential? Glad to oblige you with more, and the dress idea was Blood of Angels' glad you like
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^
Blood of Angels: now for our next chapter, please enjoy and remember reviews with helpful criticisms are welcome, but flames will be publicly mutilated
Kouga-Chan: now lets get down to business
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*with a sickening crunch the house lands in a strange place*
Kain*dizzily*: ouhhhhh, man..I feel like im gonna hurl, wait a second wrong lines...ahem ahem...Marcus I don't think we're in Kainsas anymore, god damn this dress is killing me, plaid just isn't me
Saramunchkin: Oh my, oh my oh my you smashed my Jell-O garden
Kain: screw your garden, where am I?
Saramunchkin: oh my oh my, oh dearie dearie me this won't do! My poor garden, and what's this, OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HER!
Kain:who? Was it someone important?
Saramunchkin:oh no no no no no! you killed her!
Kain:who is this demonic her you refer to?
Saramunchkin: eep, I can scarce say it, the wicked witch of the east!
*Saramunchkins pop out of everywhere* Saramunchkins:OOOOOOOHHHHHH SAY NOT THE WORD OF CURSE!
Kain:oh you mean the tin can on a broomstick? I didn't kill her the house did
House:don't look at me your fat ass fell on me and then her
Kain:take that back, wait does this dress really make me look fat?
House:well lets say elephant is an understatement
*kain kills house*
House:ackk!
Kain:that's better, now what do I do?
*suddenly all the saramunchkins begin singing and bowing to kain*
Kain: hey, HEY! What the hell is this?
Saramunchkins:you killed her, you killed her, oh mighty mighty,uhhh.what's your name
Kain:ummmm I'm kain
Saramunchkins: ahh yes much better, YOU KILLED HER, YOU KILLED HER, OH MIGHTY TIGHTY KAINY!
Kain:ohhh k this has gone far enough, just shut up now..ummm you're not shutting up...wait you're still not shutting up...SHUT UP!
*saramunchkins shut up*
Kain:that's better
*suddenly an evil cackling is heard*
Moebius *on snake staff*: AH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHHEH, so my pretties you've killed my lover, well you'll die for that
*Moebius lands his snake staff and walks over to the sarafan lord's ruby greaves*
Moebius: oh well now they are mine, AH HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHHEH
*suddenly a flash and umah appears*
Umah: wait, you can't take those magic greaves
Moebius: oh yes I can *greaves appear on kain and the sarafan lord's legs shrivel up*
Moebius:ackkk, no my greaves..you'll pay for this!
Umah: nuh uh uh, bad witch you can't kill their wearer
Moebius: well, I'll get you my pretty, I'LL GET YOU! COUGH COUGH* disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Kain: well that was random
Umah: you must guard these greaves kain, don't take them off
Kain: fine, but I'd rather go home, where should I go?
*he notices umah has disappeared several sentences earlier*
Kain: damn, where do I go now?
Saramunchkin Mayor: do you want to see the wizard of Noz? He might be able to help you
Kain: if he can send me home I'll go, just point me in his direction
Saramunchkins: just follow the Jell-O brick road!
Kain: the what?
Saramunchkin Mayor: follow me I'll show you
*Saramunckins take kain to a road made completely out of grape Jell-O*
Kain:what the? Oh
*Kain steps on the road and his foot sinks in*
Kain:I don't think this is going to work
Saramunchkin Mayor: wait a second *suddenly the road hardens and kain is stuck in it*
Kain: you could have let me get off of it but noooo you had to trap me in it!
Saramunchkin Mayor: ummm oops * lets kain out *
*all saramunchkins start singing*
Kain: wait, wait NOOOO ARGHHH MY EARS!
Saramunchkins: follow the Jell-O Brick Road, follow follow...
Kain: achhh shut up shut up SHUT UP *kills all the saramunchkins*
Kain: ummm ooops
*Kain starts walking down the road*