Title:The D-Files

*Music:DUN! DUN! DUN!!!*

Author:CrAzY Hazel

Hey! Everyone*evil laugh* I decided to make an evil fanfic...the boys of D-Tent will be through some embarrasing torture!!! MUWAHAHA!!! Ok...Dont take this the wrong way, this fanfic was made out of stupidity and insanity. Please dont copy my story idea!!! PLEASE! Im CrAzY Hazel ta let ya know^_~

PLEASE ENJOY!

Note:No D-Tent Boys were harmed during the making of this fanfic...

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*A Flash of light and Squid, Zigzag, and Magnet appear in a dark room*

Squid:What the???

Magnet:*looks around the dark room* Weren't we just digging?

Zigzag:AHHHH!!!! IM BLIND!!! AHHH!!!*Starts running but trips and falls on Magnet*

Squid:Your not blind Zig...its just dark...I have no idea where we are...

Voice:BOO!*pushes Squid, so he falls over on Zigzag, who is on Magnet*

Squid:*Sits up eyes wide* Wh...who's there?

Voice:I am the ghost of Christmas Past!!! Boo!!!*Laughs insanely*

Zigzag:AHHH!!!

Magnet:Zig! Shut up...that ain't no ghost..

Voice:YOUR RIGHT!!!

Zigzag:Then who are you?

*Lights turn on and there in a small room, with pink walls, and stuffed animals, dolls, and pictures are everywhere. No other person is in the room besides them*

Magnet:Huh? Where is that voice?

Squid:Im confused...

Zigzag:Me too...

Voice:OOGA BOOGA!!!

*All three boys scream*

Voice:Im Crazy Hazel! Nice ta meetcha Squid, Zigzag, and Magnet!

Magnet:Wait...how doya know our names and where are ya?

Crazy Hazel:You will never know where I am...cause you will never see me! But I have the power to do what ever I want to you!!! HAHAHA!!!

Zigzag:Ya but how do ya know us? We were just at Camp Green Lake a second ago..

Crazy Hazel:Im a stalker...Ive known you since you took step in CGL....hehehe

Squid:Ok...Im seriously freaked out now...where are we anyway?

Crazy Hazel: OH YEAH!!! Welcome to my Bedroom!!! Where all your dreams become nightmares!*Thunder booms and the lights flicker*

Zigzag:Im scared...can I go back to CGL?

Crazy Hazel:NO!!! Your here till I say you can leave!

Zigzag:But!

Crazy Hazel:Grrrr...No Buts!!! My crazy lil one...you shall be punished...

*Zigzags hair is magically changed into pigtails, with big pink bows*

Zigzag:AHHH!!! What the?*Tries to fix hair, but its stuck*

Crazy Hazel:Any other complainers? *Squid and Magnet keep there mouths shut* GOOD!

*Lights go out and flash back on, now they stand outside in a place that almost seems real...until they see A man run by, with another guy with long blond hair, and another dude whos short with a beard and 4 short little people who look almost like kids*(Hint-Most of you know exactly where they are)

Squid:Where the he-*Squid was cut off*

Crazy Hazel:Welcome to Middle Earth! Another world that I love! Please walk around...enjoy the wild life, and beware of orcs!

Aragorn:Look...three strange wanderers...What brings you here?

*Squid looks around, Magnet Shrugs, and Zigzag is still freaking out about his hair*

Legolas:Maybe they are spies...maybe they are behind all evil that is which to destroy..

Squid:No...were just looking for a way out of here..

Gimli:You three dont look like from around here..

Aragorn:Your not spies now are you?

Magnet:No

Crazy Hazel:No...these three have come to kill all and destroy your land to get the one ring for themselves!!! MUWAHAHA!!!

Frodo:What?*hides ring*

Sam:Dont worry Mr.Frodo I'll protect you...Merry and Pippin attack!!!

*Merry and Pippin run towards Magnet, Squid, and Zig with short swords*

Squid:Oh shi-

Crazy Hazel:NO BAD BOY!!! NO SWEARING!*Duct tape appears over Squids mouth*

Squid:MMmmgghhh...*Tries to take it off but it shocks his hands*

Crazy Hazel:Now thats what I call tapeing someones mouth SHUT!*Laughs*

*Squid, Magnet, and Zigzag run as fast as they could away from the evil Merry and Pippin*

Zigzag: AHHHH!!! ATTACK OF THE MIDGETS!!!

Magnet:Shut up Zig!

*They run into a cave and hide*

Pippin:Where'd they go?

Merry:*shrugs and walks away*

Magnet:Phew...

Zigzag:That was close...

Squid:Mmmgghhmm

Zigzag:Ya...we gotta get back to cgl..*Deep, heavy breathing blows roughly on Zigs, Squids, and Magnets neck...They turn around there eyes widen and they run out of the cave screaming*

Squid:MMMGGGGHHH!!!!

Magnet:Run away!!!

Zigzag:MONSTER!!!! AHHHH!!!

*A huge Cave Troll Monster comes chasing after them with a huge tree trunk to smash them*

Magnet:*Runs and hides behind a rock, Zigzag follows. Magnet looks at Zig* I wasn't expecting to die...from a creature like that!

Zigzag:I know...Its worst then CGL food..and I was pretty sure that'd kill me..

Magnet:Zig...uhhh wheres Squid..

Zigzag:*Eyes widen*

*The Troll Monster has Squid in his hands and is inching towards smashing him with the tree.*

Squid:MMMGGHHHHMMM!!!!

* Magnet and Zigzag run out to go save him but he traps them in a corner*

Magnet:*Closes eyes* Zig...were gonna die..

Zigzag:Nooo...I wanted to make it to my next Birthday!!!

*Magnet, And Zigzag both Yell as Darkness fills there eyes*

Magnet:*opens eyes* What??? Am I dead?

Crazy Hazel:Nawww...Im not that heartless..

Zigzag:Where are we?

Crazy Hazel:In my closent...hehe..open the door and you'll be free!

*They open the door and the three of them tumble out*

Squid:*Jumps to his feet and stomps up and down* Mggghhffmmm!!!

Zigzag:YAY!!! MY HAIRS BACK TO NORMAL!!!*Zigzag felt his head*

Squid:*Stomps louder and jumps up and down* MMMFFGGDDDHH!!!

Magnet:Oh...are ya gonna take off Squids duct tape?

Crazy Hazel:Ohhh...yeah, I forgot about him...nawww I'll do it later...

Squid:*Eyes widen as he tries to take the tape off again, shocking him*

Zigzag:Will ya let us leave now?

Crazy Hazel:Let me think about that....no

Magnet:WHAT?

Crazy Hazel: I want you to stay here...but I gotta get going...But till I return you must sing!!!

Zigzag:Huh?

*An invisible force grabs all 3 of them and causes them to be bunched in the middle of the room*

Crazy Hazel:Until I return you will sing 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider! Except Squid he will dance!

*An invisible force causes Squid to Dance*

Magnet and Zigzag:The Itsy Bitsy Spider climbs up the water spout! Down pours the rain! And washes the spider out! Out comes the sun and dries up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider climbs up the spout again! The Itsy bitsy spid-

*Squid continues dancing, as Zigzag and Magnet continue singing. No matter how much they try to stop they cant. And the light flashes off, but you can still here the juveniles deep in Crazys room*