Legacy of
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The Scare Reaver and Tin Malek
Kouga-Chan: weeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee baaaaaaaaaaack!
Blood of Angels: and now for something completely different
Kouga-Chan: shut up!....ahem..well now I have to apologize to our reviewers for making them wait..
Blood of Angels: do you know how hard it is to convince Kouga-Chan to update...I do..but anyway now for review responses
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Tom T. Thompson: Random guy? Well that sounds like something you'd find in concept of a demon's parodies.and yes we do intend to keep kain in character.brooding evil kain IS GOOD!
Angel-Chan2:Yes the Jell-O brick road is a funny and we do intend to continue..hey Angel-Chan2 and Kouga-Chan..Coincidence..or FATE!
Raziel: fate? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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*kain is seen skipping down the now hardened Jell-O brick road, suddenly he trips and bounces*
Kain: whoa...bouncy bouncy bounce...*realizes what he is doing*ummmm ahem hem..BAD ROAD DIE!
*kain kills the road and resumes walking*
Kain: god damn this place is boring
*kain sees raziel tied to a large pole*
Raziel: hello..is anyone there..HELLO!
Kain: who the hell are you?
Raziel: wait a minute.don't tell me..you're kain right?
Kain: uhhhh what's it to you?
Raziel: come here...YOU BASTARD I'LL RIP YOU'RE THROAT OUT!!!
Kain: eeeppp..ok I'm leaving now
Raziel: no wait don't leave.. NOOOOOOOO! Kain: what?.....this had better be good
Raziel: can you at least let me down.I've been tied to this pole for a long time.PLEASE!
Kain: why should I?
Raziel: because if you don't the author will send you to the worst circle of hell
Kain: what's that?
Raziel: nothing but Moebius's and they're horny and gay
Kain: eeepppp! BAD MENTAL IMAGE
Raziel: if you let me down you won't get sent there ok
Kain: DEAL!
*kain cuts down raziel with his claws*
Raziel: ahhhhh free at last!
Marcus:BOW WOW *translation: so what I'm four*
*raziel falls and splits in half*
Kain: oohh talk about pain
Raziel: just wait a minute *goes spectral and comes back*
Kain: what the hell...
Raziel: As the Elder god's agent I am beyond death..and taxes
Kain: you work for a giant squid?..wait beyond taxes? You lucky bastard
Raziel: used to.then he took away my reaver so I made calamari out of him. I want my reaver back
Kain: well I'm going to see the wizard of Noz to see if he can help me go home..maybe he can give you a reaver..and a brain too you look like you could use one
Raziel: fine lets go.
*raziel starts singing*
Raziel: we're off to see the wizard.THE BLOOD SUCKING WIZARD OF NOZ!!!!!
Kain: stop that
Raziel: fine.spoilsport.
*raziel sings quietly to himself* Raziel: we're off to see the wizard.the blood sucking wizard of noz
Kain: I SAID STOP THAT
Raziel: fine..*under his breath* ..bastard
Kain: I heard that!
Raziel: bastard, bastard bastard bastard!
Kain: will you please stop that
Raziel: oh bitch bitch bitch..
*several hours later*
Kain: where are we?
Raziel: dunno.maybe you should ask him *raziel indicates the figure of a man with an axe*
Kain: who's he?
Raziel: I dunno..go say hi or something
Kain: go on then
Raziel: hey I was talking to you not myself idiot
Kain: I know that, I answered for you
Raziel: fine fine..I'll go talk to him
*raziel walks up to the man*
Kain: Well?
Raziel: he's made of metal..did I hear something?
Kain: what?
Raziel: I'm sure I heard something.he's asking for oil!
Kain: brilliant.
Raziel: hey cut him some slack he's made of metal and he's rusty as hell *raziel grabs oil can and oils the tin man*
Malek: ahhhh that's better.. I can move again...
Kain: uhh hi
Malek: oh hi vampire...VAMPIRE! DIEEEEEEE!!
Raziel: lighten up man
Malek: oh so sorry I do that sometimes...
Raziel: how'd you get stuck out here and rusted like this
Malek: well one day I offended my wife ,who's a powerful sorceress, and she turned me into a metal man and made it rain..so I rusted
Kain: that has to suck
Malek: yeah forty years frozen in this position does suck
Raziel: well..anything we can do for you?
Malek: yeah I'd like to get back my heart and my body
Kain: well.as I told him earlier I'm gonna see the wizard of Noz to get home and get him a reaver.you can come with us to get a heart too..if you want
Malek: deal
Raziel: well let's get going
Moebius: not so fast my pretties! AHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH HACK HACK* owww.. Well anyway time to die *shoot's a material reaver at raziel* .how about a couple millennia in limbo soul reaver!
Raziel: AHHHHH *cowers behind kain* I don't wanna go in the sword..no it's bad. don't let it get me *splits in half* OWWWW
Kain: pull yourself together.literally
Malek: ahhh evil witch
Moebius: hey..I'd have to be female to be a witch.I'm a timestreamer idiot
Kain: you look girly enough to me
Moebius: GRRRR I'll get you.and your little dog too.but not now, I've got a gay pride meeting *disappears in a puff of pink smoke*
Kain: well that was weird
Malek: tell me about it
Raziel *shifting back* : what did I miss?
Kain: not much *they all begin walking*
Malek & Raziel *singing* : we're off to see the wizard.the BLOOD SUCKING WIZARD OF NOZ
Kain: AGHHHHHHH *runs off screaming*
Raziel: he'll be back
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Blood of Angels: please please please review!
Kouga-Chan: this is a once in a life time offer..the first five reviewers will get limited edition soul reavers
*raziel cowers behind blood of angels*
Raziel: I don't wanna go in the sword anything but the sword.please review
The Scare Reaver and Tin Malek
Kouga-Chan: weeeeeeerrrrrrreeeee baaaaaaaaaaack!
Blood of Angels: and now for something completely different
Kouga-Chan: shut up!....ahem..well now I have to apologize to our reviewers for making them wait..
Blood of Angels: do you know how hard it is to convince Kouga-Chan to update...I do..but anyway now for review responses
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Tom T. Thompson: Random guy? Well that sounds like something you'd find in concept of a demon's parodies.and yes we do intend to keep kain in character.brooding evil kain IS GOOD!
Angel-Chan2:Yes the Jell-O brick road is a funny and we do intend to continue..hey Angel-Chan2 and Kouga-Chan..Coincidence..or FATE!
Raziel: fate? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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*kain is seen skipping down the now hardened Jell-O brick road, suddenly he trips and bounces*
Kain: whoa...bouncy bouncy bounce...*realizes what he is doing*ummmm ahem hem..BAD ROAD DIE!
*kain kills the road and resumes walking*
Kain: god damn this place is boring
*kain sees raziel tied to a large pole*
Raziel: hello..is anyone there..HELLO!
Kain: who the hell are you?
Raziel: wait a minute.don't tell me..you're kain right?
Kain: uhhhh what's it to you?
Raziel: come here...YOU BASTARD I'LL RIP YOU'RE THROAT OUT!!!
Kain: eeeppp..ok I'm leaving now
Raziel: no wait don't leave.. NOOOOOOOO! Kain: what?.....this had better be good
Raziel: can you at least let me down.I've been tied to this pole for a long time.PLEASE!
Kain: why should I?
Raziel: because if you don't the author will send you to the worst circle of hell
Kain: what's that?
Raziel: nothing but Moebius's and they're horny and gay
Kain: eeepppp! BAD MENTAL IMAGE
Raziel: if you let me down you won't get sent there ok
Kain: DEAL!
*kain cuts down raziel with his claws*
Raziel: ahhhhh free at last!
Marcus:BOW WOW *translation: so what I'm four*
*raziel falls and splits in half*
Kain: oohh talk about pain
Raziel: just wait a minute *goes spectral and comes back*
Kain: what the hell...
Raziel: As the Elder god's agent I am beyond death..and taxes
Kain: you work for a giant squid?..wait beyond taxes? You lucky bastard
Raziel: used to.then he took away my reaver so I made calamari out of him. I want my reaver back
Kain: well I'm going to see the wizard of Noz to see if he can help me go home..maybe he can give you a reaver..and a brain too you look like you could use one
Raziel: fine lets go.
*raziel starts singing*
Raziel: we're off to see the wizard.THE BLOOD SUCKING WIZARD OF NOZ!!!!!
Kain: stop that
Raziel: fine.spoilsport.
*raziel sings quietly to himself* Raziel: we're off to see the wizard.the blood sucking wizard of noz
Kain: I SAID STOP THAT
Raziel: fine..*under his breath* ..bastard
Kain: I heard that!
Raziel: bastard, bastard bastard bastard!
Kain: will you please stop that
Raziel: oh bitch bitch bitch..
*several hours later*
Kain: where are we?
Raziel: dunno.maybe you should ask him *raziel indicates the figure of a man with an axe*
Kain: who's he?
Raziel: I dunno..go say hi or something
Kain: go on then
Raziel: hey I was talking to you not myself idiot
Kain: I know that, I answered for you
Raziel: fine fine..I'll go talk to him
*raziel walks up to the man*
Kain: Well?
Raziel: he's made of metal..did I hear something?
Kain: what?
Raziel: I'm sure I heard something.he's asking for oil!
Kain: brilliant.
Raziel: hey cut him some slack he's made of metal and he's rusty as hell *raziel grabs oil can and oils the tin man*
Malek: ahhhh that's better.. I can move again...
Kain: uhh hi
Malek: oh hi vampire...VAMPIRE! DIEEEEEEE!!
Raziel: lighten up man
Malek: oh so sorry I do that sometimes...
Raziel: how'd you get stuck out here and rusted like this
Malek: well one day I offended my wife ,who's a powerful sorceress, and she turned me into a metal man and made it rain..so I rusted
Kain: that has to suck
Malek: yeah forty years frozen in this position does suck
Raziel: well..anything we can do for you?
Malek: yeah I'd like to get back my heart and my body
Kain: well.as I told him earlier I'm gonna see the wizard of Noz to get home and get him a reaver.you can come with us to get a heart too..if you want
Malek: deal
Raziel: well let's get going
Moebius: not so fast my pretties! AHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH COUGH HACK HACK* owww.. Well anyway time to die *shoot's a material reaver at raziel* .how about a couple millennia in limbo soul reaver!
Raziel: AHHHHH *cowers behind kain* I don't wanna go in the sword..no it's bad. don't let it get me *splits in half* OWWWW
Kain: pull yourself together.literally
Malek: ahhh evil witch
Moebius: hey..I'd have to be female to be a witch.I'm a timestreamer idiot
Kain: you look girly enough to me
Moebius: GRRRR I'll get you.and your little dog too.but not now, I've got a gay pride meeting *disappears in a puff of pink smoke*
Kain: well that was weird
Malek: tell me about it
Raziel *shifting back* : what did I miss?
Kain: not much *they all begin walking*
Malek & Raziel *singing* : we're off to see the wizard.the BLOOD SUCKING WIZARD OF NOZ
Kain: AGHHHHHHH *runs off screaming*
Raziel: he'll be back
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Blood of Angels: please please please review!
Kouga-Chan: this is a once in a life time offer..the first five reviewers will get limited edition soul reavers
*raziel cowers behind blood of angels*
Raziel: I don't wanna go in the sword anything but the sword.please review