The Cowardly Ancient
and Killer Mums
Blood of Angels: greetings readers and reviewers here is another installment of Legacy of OZZZZZ
Kouga-Chan: well we got one review, so let me announce a new feature, check after the chapter for a reviewer only offer, it usually has something to do with moebius so review and enjoy
Blood of Angels: anyway lets acknowledge our reviewer
Tom T. Thompson: thanks for the compliment, And because you've been the only continuous reviewer we'll give you a free baseball bat complete with the Sarafan Lord tied to a tree..enjoy
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* Scene opens in a dark forest*
Kain: where are we?
Raziel: I dunno hey let's sing something
Kain: you do and I will kill you
Malek: aww come on you pansy
Kain: absolutely not, this dress is bad enough
Raziel: hey look you've got a rack now kain
Kain: what *notices his breasts* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*animals and birds flee in terror*
Author: sing or they stay there
Kain: AHHHHHHH! OK OK OK PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT
Author: SING!
Raziel: yay!
Kain: fine..
Author: solo
Kain: WHAT!
Author: you heard me
Kain: arghhh fine *sings* somewhere..over the headstone..I see a cloudy day..SOMEWHERE OVER THE HEADSTONE!......better?
Author: yes *breasts disappear*
Kain: PRAISE ALLAH!
Raziel: Allah?
Kain: ummmhh I mean uhhh PRAISE THE LORD!
Malek: who's he?
Kain: uhmmm...never mind
Raziel: weird
Malek: wait I've heard of this place it's called Termogent forest..it's inhabited by a horrible scary ancient
Kain: really...what else
Malek: well Sarafan and Hylden
Kain: ok now you're scaring me
Kain, Malek, and Raziel: Ancients and Sarafan and Hylden
Kain: oh my
Kain, Malek, and Raziel: Ancients and Sarafan and Hylden
Kain: OH MY
*suddenly a blue ancient leaps out and snarls*
Janos: GRRRRRR
Kain: bad ancient *slap* you should be ashamed of yourself, scaring travelers like that
Janos: Owwww *cries* ARGGG..why'd you slap me? I'm just a cowardly ancient..why I'm even scared of my own shadow
Kain: oh you pathetic ancient, maybe you can come with us and see the Wizard of Noz.he might give you some courage
Janos: Oh thank you thank you thank you..*cries* noone has ever been this nice to me *cries some more* AHHHHGGGGG IT BURNS!
Kain: stop crying you pansy, pull yourself together for the love of god
Raziel: well let's get going
*After several boring hours of walking*
Malek: I can see something!...... It's the Wizard's home
Raziel: hey that's Meridian
Malek: I know.he lives there
Raziel: oh.....
Kain: what the hell is with these flowers!
Janos: Hmmmmm..maybe we should cross them to get to the city
*Meanwhile*
Moebius: My name is Moebius.I'm a member of the circle of nine and I have something to say..I'm Gay
Crowd: AGHHHHH! THAT'S NOT RIGHT BOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE FAG!
Faustus: Man this is a Gay Haters Meeting, of which I am president
Moebius: Oh SHIT! *runs away from precisely 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 murderous gay haters* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*we'll leave him there for now let's check up on kain*
Kain: wow this field never seems to end
*they are now in the middle of the field*
Janos: whoa I'm feeling tired *collapses*
Raziel: hey you okay.Janos..JANOS NOOOO I'LL RECLAIM YOUR BLACK HEART!
Kain: he wants courage.Malek wants a heart remember
Raziel: oh right *collapses*
Malek: oh shit I think I had too much port* collapses*
Kain: what the hell *drunkenly* ivvv neverhh sheen thish befhor *collapses*
(P.S. Mums are flowers)
Mums: we've got them
Mum1: I'm Hungry
Mum2: Man being predatory sure beats being eaten by rabbits
Mum1: Shut up and eat
*suddenly a blast of icy wind freezes the killer mums*
Mums: AGHHHHH IT FREEZES
Old Man Winter: Sorry.beans are kick'n in
Mums: AGHHH FROSTY FLATULENCE *mums 1 & 2 die*
Mum3: MUST EAT *bites kain's ass and dies*
Kain: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Once again animals and birds flee in terror and everyone wakes up*
Kain: whew.I'm alive, the smell of gaseous salvation is in the air..
Malek: did something die while I was asleep or what
Raziel: aghhh something stinks.KAIN!
Kain: Wasn't me
Janos: the poor flowers.
Raziel: they were going to eat us
Janos: in that case DIE FLOWERS!...uh ahem sorry
Kain: let's just get going.the smell of death hangs over this place
Janos: EWWW! did you have sauerkraut last night Kain?
Kain: just shut up
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Kouga-Chan: did you enjoy this chapter.if so review
Blood of Angels: if you do you will get your choice of a blunt object and Moebius tied to a chair
Kouga-Chan: hope you enjoy
Blood of Angels: greetings readers and reviewers here is another installment of Legacy of OZZZZZ
Kouga-Chan: well we got one review, so let me announce a new feature, check after the chapter for a reviewer only offer, it usually has something to do with moebius so review and enjoy
Blood of Angels: anyway lets acknowledge our reviewer
Tom T. Thompson: thanks for the compliment, And because you've been the only continuous reviewer we'll give you a free baseball bat complete with the Sarafan Lord tied to a tree..enjoy
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* Scene opens in a dark forest*
Kain: where are we?
Raziel: I dunno hey let's sing something
Kain: you do and I will kill you
Malek: aww come on you pansy
Kain: absolutely not, this dress is bad enough
Raziel: hey look you've got a rack now kain
Kain: what *notices his breasts* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*animals and birds flee in terror*
Author: sing or they stay there
Kain: AHHHHHHH! OK OK OK PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT
Author: SING!
Raziel: yay!
Kain: fine..
Author: solo
Kain: WHAT!
Author: you heard me
Kain: arghhh fine *sings* somewhere..over the headstone..I see a cloudy day..SOMEWHERE OVER THE HEADSTONE!......better?
Author: yes *breasts disappear*
Kain: PRAISE ALLAH!
Raziel: Allah?
Kain: ummmhh I mean uhhh PRAISE THE LORD!
Malek: who's he?
Kain: uhmmm...never mind
Raziel: weird
Malek: wait I've heard of this place it's called Termogent forest..it's inhabited by a horrible scary ancient
Kain: really...what else
Malek: well Sarafan and Hylden
Kain: ok now you're scaring me
Kain, Malek, and Raziel: Ancients and Sarafan and Hylden
Kain: oh my
Kain, Malek, and Raziel: Ancients and Sarafan and Hylden
Kain: OH MY
*suddenly a blue ancient leaps out and snarls*
Janos: GRRRRRR
Kain: bad ancient *slap* you should be ashamed of yourself, scaring travelers like that
Janos: Owwww *cries* ARGGG..why'd you slap me? I'm just a cowardly ancient..why I'm even scared of my own shadow
Kain: oh you pathetic ancient, maybe you can come with us and see the Wizard of Noz.he might give you some courage
Janos: Oh thank you thank you thank you..*cries* noone has ever been this nice to me *cries some more* AHHHHGGGGG IT BURNS!
Kain: stop crying you pansy, pull yourself together for the love of god
Raziel: well let's get going
*After several boring hours of walking*
Malek: I can see something!...... It's the Wizard's home
Raziel: hey that's Meridian
Malek: I know.he lives there
Raziel: oh.....
Kain: what the hell is with these flowers!
Janos: Hmmmmm..maybe we should cross them to get to the city
*Meanwhile*
Moebius: My name is Moebius.I'm a member of the circle of nine and I have something to say..I'm Gay
Crowd: AGHHHHH! THAT'S NOT RIGHT BOOOOO! GET OFF THE STAGE FAG!
Faustus: Man this is a Gay Haters Meeting, of which I am president
Moebius: Oh SHIT! *runs away from precisely 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 murderous gay haters* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*we'll leave him there for now let's check up on kain*
Kain: wow this field never seems to end
*they are now in the middle of the field*
Janos: whoa I'm feeling tired *collapses*
Raziel: hey you okay.Janos..JANOS NOOOO I'LL RECLAIM YOUR BLACK HEART!
Kain: he wants courage.Malek wants a heart remember
Raziel: oh right *collapses*
Malek: oh shit I think I had too much port* collapses*
Kain: what the hell *drunkenly* ivvv neverhh sheen thish befhor *collapses*
(P.S. Mums are flowers)
Mums: we've got them
Mum1: I'm Hungry
Mum2: Man being predatory sure beats being eaten by rabbits
Mum1: Shut up and eat
*suddenly a blast of icy wind freezes the killer mums*
Mums: AGHHHHH IT FREEZES
Old Man Winter: Sorry.beans are kick'n in
Mums: AGHHH FROSTY FLATULENCE *mums 1 & 2 die*
Mum3: MUST EAT *bites kain's ass and dies*
Kain: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Once again animals and birds flee in terror and everyone wakes up*
Kain: whew.I'm alive, the smell of gaseous salvation is in the air..
Malek: did something die while I was asleep or what
Raziel: aghhh something stinks.KAIN!
Kain: Wasn't me
Janos: the poor flowers.
Raziel: they were going to eat us
Janos: in that case DIE FLOWERS!...uh ahem sorry
Kain: let's just get going.the smell of death hangs over this place
Janos: EWWW! did you have sauerkraut last night Kain?
Kain: just shut up
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Kouga-Chan: did you enjoy this chapter.if so review
Blood of Angels: if you do you will get your choice of a blunt object and Moebius tied to a chair
Kouga-Chan: hope you enjoy