Kouga-Chan: well the review offer worked, we got more reviews YAY!
Blood of Angels: well what now? Oohh I know, check after the chapter for a new reviewer offer
Kouga-Chan: this one will be even better I guarantee it
Blood of Angels: and now for something completely different..we have more reviews
The Wizard and his MEAT!
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Angel-Chan2: Your absolutely right, hey maybe you would enjoy beating moebius with that limited edition soul reaver..I'm sure it would be a lot of fun
Tom T.Thompson: ahhhh yes our consistent reviewer, I hope you enjoyed beating the sarafan lord KICK HIS NUTS FOR ME *hears agonized scream* GOOD JOB*
Flame of Corruption: glad you're enjoying it and one board with a nail it for you, here's moebius tied to a chair, enjoy angel chan just got done beating his ass, oh you might want a biohazard suit he just might spray "milk" as concept of a demon puts it again enjoy beating his ass
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Kain V.O. : Ah meridian, the emerald city, I had heard legends of it from Malek, he said it's color came from the large amount of bean burritos the inhabitants ate, I would need a nose plug to survive
Raziel: Meridian..The Emerald City
Janos: Oh god it smells like a corpse
Malek: The Disease.. IT'S SPREADING..corpses will litter the streets soon at this rate
Janos: I wonder why *BRAPP* ah shit it's starting
Kain: here it's Beano..it will help
Janos: ah thanks
Kain: well lets go to the gate..the wizard lives there and we need to see him
Janos, Raziel, & and Malek: we're off to see the wizard..THE BLOOD SUCKING WIZARD OF NOZ
Kain: AGHHHHHHHHH! *CRACK* OWWWWW
In case you were wondering kain ran into the gate.but it was closed
Raziel: idiot
Janos: he must have a hard skull to have survived that
Malek: no room left for his brain in there
Janos: alas poor kain.I knew him well..well not really
Kain: ohhh my head.what happened
Janos: the evil one lives
Kain: uhhh you're mixing me up with moebius.. all five of ya
Malek: I think he hit his head too hard
Gateman: who are you?
Kain: we are travelers we have come to see the wizard
Gateman: Go Away
Janos: we can't see the wizard? *breaks down crying* AGHHHH PAIN!
Kain: I'll get us to see the wizard if I have to die doing it
Raziel: whatcha gonna do? Seduce the guard?...if you did you'd kill him
Kain: you sick demented freak..how about if I threaten him within a inch of his life?
Janos: too violent
Kain: beat the shit out of him?
Malek: wouldn't work he's behind walls
Kain: please don't say I have to beg!
*all knod*
Kain: awww what a crock of crap
Janos: just do it kain or else
Kain: eeeppp! * kain begins begging and eventually gets let it*
Kain: this city is a labyrinth
Janos: I don't like mazes, they're scary
Raziel: good god
*after being groomed and cleaned in general ,but held down and scrubbed with steel wool for kain, our heros are in the square waiting to see the wizard*
Kain: that steel wool hurt
Malek: you're fault you wouldn't let them clean you without a fight
Kain: I know but did they have to use steel wool
Malek: how else would they get you clean?
Kain: damn this is boring
*Meanwhile in the air moebius is fleeing the gay murderers*
Moebius: phew I think I lost them
*suddenly flying gay murderers appear*
Moebius: ah shit..well at least I die an honorable homo
As if there is such a thing
Moebius: AHHHHHHH *BRAPPP* AHHHHHH
*moebius flatulates and the methane forms into words which say *
Words: give me kain or else!
Kain: what in the hell is that
Moebius: ooops forgot something *BRAPPPP*
*The words form into the shape of a hand with the middle finger raised*
Kain: why you little DIE!
Malek: don't kain.you'll foul yourself with homosexual blood
*meanwhile the crowd is fleeing in terror*
Faustus: Return to your homes..the wizard will take care of everything
Mob: BUT WHO IS KAIN
Mob Member1: I say we rip him apart and give him to the homo
Mob: AYYE RIP HIS STINKIN HEAD OFF
Faustus: RETURN TO YOUR HOMES THE WIZARD WILL HANDLE EVERYTHING
Kain: suddenly I don't like these people
*mob disperses*
Kain: good sir can we speak to the wizard?
Faustus: WHAT? NOONE SPEAKS TO THE WIZARD
Kain: but please sir it's an emergency
Faustus: Oh alright I'll ask him
Kain: YAY!
*after several minutes of singing by janos which we wont detail*
Janos: HEY!
*you might be a good vampire but your singing could raise the dead and kill them again*
Kain: Amen
Janos: GRRRR
Kain: ummm I mean that was very mean of you oh most mighty and powerful authors
Kouga-Chan & Blood of Angels: MUHAHAH
Kain: Ahem.let's continue
Faustus: THE WIZARD SAYS GO AWAY *slams door*
Kain (loudly): oh now I'll never get home. and I'll never get to see rahab and dumah and turel and zephon again..hey wait a sec what am I thinking. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ZEPHON!?
Random Zephonim: I DO
Kain: SCREW YOU IDIOT *kills zephonim*
Raziel: that was uncalled for kain
Kain: he lays eggs in the future
Raziel: oh that's reassuring.one of my brothers a transvestite spider
Faustus *crying*: I'm sorry I guess the wizard will see you now.go on ahead OWWW IT BURNS!!! AGHHHHH!
* all four walk down the tunnel and come out in a large room*
Mysterious Voice: I AM NOZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL..did you bring me MEAT? Did you? DID YOU?
Kain: rigghhhtt
Noz/ Magnus: STEP FORWARD MORSEL..SAY YOUR PART AND BEGONE..unless you have for MEAT for MAGNUS!
Raziel: ok freaky..a meat obsessed wizard
Janos: AHHH HE'S SCARY...HE'S GONNA EAT MY HEART *faints*
Raziel: oh no not AGAIN..poor janos..he had a heart attack
Kain: Look what you did you cruel bastard..you gave him a heart attack
Magnus: HAHAHA with his lack of a heart that's ironic
Malek: well can you help us
Magnus: yes but for a price..you must kill the wicked timestreamer of the west and bring me his snake staff...and MEAT.. Awww screw the staff. JUST BRING MEAT!.....oh yeah and the staff
Malek: where can we find him?
Magnus: In the west..at the church called our lady of perpetual homosexuality..AND BRING MEAT!
Kain: right well lets get going
*magnus begins to sing*
Magnus: MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT..MUST BE FRIED..MUST BE POACHED...MUST BE GRILLED MEAT!
Kain: AHHHHGHHHHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
Magnus: EIGHT MEATS ARE SIXTY FOUR STEAKS MULTIPLIED BY SEVEN..WHEN IT DONE BRING ME MORE AND ONE THOUSAND TIMES ELEVEN MEAT MEAT MEAT!
Janos, Raziel, and Malek: AGHHHHHH RUN AWAY *they follow kain*
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Blood of Angels: now our reviewer offer.review and get a free sharp object and moebius tied to a pole..biohazard suits required to participate
Kouga-Chan: hope you enjoyed.review please.we enjoy reviews..but we hate flames
Blood of Angels: well what now? Oohh I know, check after the chapter for a new reviewer offer
Kouga-Chan: this one will be even better I guarantee it
Blood of Angels: and now for something completely different..we have more reviews
The Wizard and his MEAT!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^
Angel-Chan2: Your absolutely right, hey maybe you would enjoy beating moebius with that limited edition soul reaver..I'm sure it would be a lot of fun
Tom T.Thompson: ahhhh yes our consistent reviewer, I hope you enjoyed beating the sarafan lord KICK HIS NUTS FOR ME *hears agonized scream* GOOD JOB*
Flame of Corruption: glad you're enjoying it and one board with a nail it for you, here's moebius tied to a chair, enjoy angel chan just got done beating his ass, oh you might want a biohazard suit he just might spray "milk" as concept of a demon puts it again enjoy beating his ass
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Kain V.O. : Ah meridian, the emerald city, I had heard legends of it from Malek, he said it's color came from the large amount of bean burritos the inhabitants ate, I would need a nose plug to survive
Raziel: Meridian..The Emerald City
Janos: Oh god it smells like a corpse
Malek: The Disease.. IT'S SPREADING..corpses will litter the streets soon at this rate
Janos: I wonder why *BRAPP* ah shit it's starting
Kain: here it's Beano..it will help
Janos: ah thanks
Kain: well lets go to the gate..the wizard lives there and we need to see him
Janos, Raziel, & and Malek: we're off to see the wizard..THE BLOOD SUCKING WIZARD OF NOZ
Kain: AGHHHHHHHHH! *CRACK* OWWWWW
In case you were wondering kain ran into the gate.but it was closed
Raziel: idiot
Janos: he must have a hard skull to have survived that
Malek: no room left for his brain in there
Janos: alas poor kain.I knew him well..well not really
Kain: ohhh my head.what happened
Janos: the evil one lives
Kain: uhhh you're mixing me up with moebius.. all five of ya
Malek: I think he hit his head too hard
Gateman: who are you?
Kain: we are travelers we have come to see the wizard
Gateman: Go Away
Janos: we can't see the wizard? *breaks down crying* AGHHHH PAIN!
Kain: I'll get us to see the wizard if I have to die doing it
Raziel: whatcha gonna do? Seduce the guard?...if you did you'd kill him
Kain: you sick demented freak..how about if I threaten him within a inch of his life?
Janos: too violent
Kain: beat the shit out of him?
Malek: wouldn't work he's behind walls
Kain: please don't say I have to beg!
*all knod*
Kain: awww what a crock of crap
Janos: just do it kain or else
Kain: eeeppp! * kain begins begging and eventually gets let it*
Kain: this city is a labyrinth
Janos: I don't like mazes, they're scary
Raziel: good god
*after being groomed and cleaned in general ,but held down and scrubbed with steel wool for kain, our heros are in the square waiting to see the wizard*
Kain: that steel wool hurt
Malek: you're fault you wouldn't let them clean you without a fight
Kain: I know but did they have to use steel wool
Malek: how else would they get you clean?
Kain: damn this is boring
*Meanwhile in the air moebius is fleeing the gay murderers*
Moebius: phew I think I lost them
*suddenly flying gay murderers appear*
Moebius: ah shit..well at least I die an honorable homo
As if there is such a thing
Moebius: AHHHHHHH *BRAPPP* AHHHHHH
*moebius flatulates and the methane forms into words which say *
Words: give me kain or else!
Kain: what in the hell is that
Moebius: ooops forgot something *BRAPPPP*
*The words form into the shape of a hand with the middle finger raised*
Kain: why you little DIE!
Malek: don't kain.you'll foul yourself with homosexual blood
*meanwhile the crowd is fleeing in terror*
Faustus: Return to your homes..the wizard will take care of everything
Mob: BUT WHO IS KAIN
Mob Member1: I say we rip him apart and give him to the homo
Mob: AYYE RIP HIS STINKIN HEAD OFF
Faustus: RETURN TO YOUR HOMES THE WIZARD WILL HANDLE EVERYTHING
Kain: suddenly I don't like these people
*mob disperses*
Kain: good sir can we speak to the wizard?
Faustus: WHAT? NOONE SPEAKS TO THE WIZARD
Kain: but please sir it's an emergency
Faustus: Oh alright I'll ask him
Kain: YAY!
*after several minutes of singing by janos which we wont detail*
Janos: HEY!
*you might be a good vampire but your singing could raise the dead and kill them again*
Kain: Amen
Janos: GRRRR
Kain: ummm I mean that was very mean of you oh most mighty and powerful authors
Kouga-Chan & Blood of Angels: MUHAHAH
Kain: Ahem.let's continue
Faustus: THE WIZARD SAYS GO AWAY *slams door*
Kain (loudly): oh now I'll never get home. and I'll never get to see rahab and dumah and turel and zephon again..hey wait a sec what am I thinking. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ZEPHON!?
Random Zephonim: I DO
Kain: SCREW YOU IDIOT *kills zephonim*
Raziel: that was uncalled for kain
Kain: he lays eggs in the future
Raziel: oh that's reassuring.one of my brothers a transvestite spider
Faustus *crying*: I'm sorry I guess the wizard will see you now.go on ahead OWWW IT BURNS!!! AGHHHHH!
* all four walk down the tunnel and come out in a large room*
Mysterious Voice: I AM NOZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL..did you bring me MEAT? Did you? DID YOU?
Kain: rigghhhtt
Noz/ Magnus: STEP FORWARD MORSEL..SAY YOUR PART AND BEGONE..unless you have for MEAT for MAGNUS!
Raziel: ok freaky..a meat obsessed wizard
Janos: AHHH HE'S SCARY...HE'S GONNA EAT MY HEART *faints*
Raziel: oh no not AGAIN..poor janos..he had a heart attack
Kain: Look what you did you cruel bastard..you gave him a heart attack
Magnus: HAHAHA with his lack of a heart that's ironic
Malek: well can you help us
Magnus: yes but for a price..you must kill the wicked timestreamer of the west and bring me his snake staff...and MEAT.. Awww screw the staff. JUST BRING MEAT!.....oh yeah and the staff
Malek: where can we find him?
Magnus: In the west..at the church called our lady of perpetual homosexuality..AND BRING MEAT!
Kain: right well lets get going
*magnus begins to sing*
Magnus: MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT..MUST BE FRIED..MUST BE POACHED...MUST BE GRILLED MEAT!
Kain: AHHHHGHHHHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
Magnus: EIGHT MEATS ARE SIXTY FOUR STEAKS MULTIPLIED BY SEVEN..WHEN IT DONE BRING ME MORE AND ONE THOUSAND TIMES ELEVEN MEAT MEAT MEAT!
Janos, Raziel, and Malek: AGHHHHHH RUN AWAY *they follow kain*
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Blood of Angels: now our reviewer offer.review and get a free sharp object and moebius tied to a pole..biohazard suits required to participate
Kouga-Chan: hope you enjoyed.review please.we enjoy reviews..but we hate flames