The correct answer is: Inuyasha doesn't own me!!

Ok Ok I'm lying. Party poopers. : (

Inuyasha is played in the middle of the night for a reason and personally I think rated G stories are mostly a joke. I mean what is IY without swearing? *gulp* Power Puff Girls?

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Later that night, after eating a bowl of ramen, Inuyasha crept into the forest claiming he needed some privacy.

Seeing him leave Kagome suddenly felt a great deal of guilt. //He's really worried about that shard, if only I held on to him tighter, or if I was more aware of my surroundings and grabbed my bow in time// The teen berated herself "Good-Night guys I'm really tired. Come here Shippo time to go to sleep," Called Kagome with a false grin.

An hour later Kagome woke with a start. Something was different. Looking towards Inuyasha's forest Kagome saw a shadow //Must be Inuyasha I'm glad he came back// Kagome thought and with a yawn turned over and fell back into a deep undisturbed slumber.

Slowly the shadowy figure crept along the close laying bushes, tip- toeing towards its intended target. "Has she noticed yet?"

"No Master"

"Keep your eyes on her at all times and report to me when the transformation begins"

"Yes Master"
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In the morning Kagome awoke to the sound of what would soon be large bumps on Miroku's head, complementary of Sango's boomerang. Giggling Kagome raised herself up and opened her eyes just in time to see Myroku fall down under the final blow.

"Whatcha do this time?" Kagome sleepily asked.

"Me?? Nothing," replied Miroku, rubbing his head as he gave one of his famous "innocent" smiles.

"He just groped my butt." Sango replied as she calmly walked to the hut passing Miroku and accidentally dropped her boomerang on his head again.

After changing Kagome walked to the fire and made a pot of ramen //man I am getting so tired of this stuff, maybe I can get Inuyasha into some other food. Wonder if he's ever tried pancakes?//

"Wench, save me some ramen!!"

"I have Inuyasha, let me get it I don't want you to burn your hand again." Kagome teased

"I only did that twice," mumbled Inuyasha.

After eating Kagome grabbed her bag yelled SIT SIT SIT and ran to the well. "I'll be back in 3 days bye!" She yelled as she dropped into the pit.

"Where's Kagome?" asked Shippo as he emerged from the woods, his arms full of kindling.

"She went home for two days," Inuyasha growled.

"Nani?!?! Why didn't she tell me. What did you do to her?" wailed Shippo

"Inuyasha didn't do anything Shippo. Kagome said she had to keep a date." soothed Sango.

"WHAT!!!" the three men yelled in unison.

" Yeah Kagome told me she had a 'group thing' with her friends today while Inuyasha was filling the hentai and lady Kiadae in on what had happened in the desert." The exterminator calmly replied.

"Looks like lady Kagome is still being true to you even after that Kikkyo incident," smirked Myroku.

"Monk you really don't have ANY will to live do you!" Inuyasha bellowed, trying to hide his reddening cheeks.

"I think Inuyasha should tell Kagome how he really feels, squeaked Shippo, "then I could have a mom and a dad!!"

"That would defiantly be an interesting family," grinned Miroku trying not to roll on the floor and Inuyasha fell down, animae style.

"Kagome is just a shard detector and I could.we could never.oh feh," snorted Inuyasha.

"What's his problem we were only kidding. Kagome could never love HIM!" huffed Shippo.

Sango gave Miroku a knowing smile before he touched her butt, and for the second time before lunch, felt the full weight of Sango's boomerang.