I didn't own Inuyasha this morning. I still don't own him now. And I'll probably eat my dinner Inuyashaless. But tomorrows another day.

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Kagome's eyes were greeted by the disgusting face belonging to Jaken.

"Did it work malady?" He softly questioned.

"Of course it did imbecile," replied an irritated 'Kagome'

"So you two have successfully switched minds?

"Have you finished securing that whore?"

"Yes malady"

"Good, bring Shippo to me." 'Kagome' commanded.

"You called for me master?" Shippo asked as he deeply bowed with dead eyes.

"Run to the village as quickly as you can and make certain no one sees you. I will return to my sister's village soon. When you are in public, you are to address me as Kagome. Do so or I will be forced to allow Jaken to have his fun with you." (A/N nothing kinky, just good wholesome torture.)

"I would never disobey your wishes master"

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"Inuyasha are you sure you did nothing to make lady Kagome this upset?" Miroku asked again.

"For the six-hundredth time monk NO! She started insulting me and then she ran off," retorted an irritated hanyou.

"Ye must admit Inuyasha hat that does not seem like our Kagome," soothed Kiadae.

"Well it is our Kagome she had better come back soon so we can get the shard or I'm gonna..."

"Gonna what Inuyasha?"

"'Lady Kagome' we were so worried, where have you been for the last seven hours?" asked a very concerned Miroku.

// seven hours, the spell couldn't have taken that long. How could she resist for so long?// "I went for a walk to calm down."

"A seven hour walk! We could have collected a jewel shard or two by now," the clueless hanyou shouted.

"I...I'm sorry." 'Kagome' stuttered as she ran off again.//That bitch isn't strong enough to stand up to Inuyasha. I suppose running would be her only option.// rationalized 'Kagome'

(Camera pans back and tilts sideways to a confused monk and hanyou)

"Uh why didn't 'Kagome' sit you?"

"I don't know"

"Did she smell like Kagome?"

"I didn't bother to check."

"Please do next time."

"I will"

"Are you going to retrieve her?"

Snapping out of his trance Inuyasha ran in the direct 'Kagome' had gone, relived that whatever spell held him in place earlier was not affecting him now.

"That would be a yes," Miroku informed himself as he strolled back to the hut and waited for the couples return. (A/N Inuyasha jumped through my window again and is sitting on the floor with this really confused look. Hehe this could be more fun than I thought.)

Inuyasha had little trouble locating 'Kagome' once he located her scent, and was able to quickly confront her.

"What's wrong. Why didn't you sit me?"

// that wench has caused Inuyasha to lose his mind. What is he talking about sit?// "sit?" the puzzled mind swapping bitchy miko asked aloud.

Inuyasha was unable to answer her as he was currently engaged in a delightful conversation with his old friend, forest's bottom. After the spell wore off he half-heartedly cursed. //her scent, the containment spell, yeah that must be 'Kagome'// he reassured himself. After a moments silence Inuyasha got a brilliant idea.

"So what were you sorry about earlier?" (Did I say brilliant? I meant life altering. My bad)

This time 'Kagome' was prepared. The command "SIT" and response "Oie Wench!!" was heard throughout the woods.

Back at the hut, the group collectively smiled at the comforting sounds they had all grown accustomed to.

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Hey everyone. I have changed the spelling of Myroku to Miroku, I think your right and it looks better. I like spelling Kiadae like Kiadae so I'm not changing that spelling but thanks for the suggestion. Sorry the chapters are short Lasako, I don't type well and I want to post ASAP so I can give you one short one a day or one long one every couple days. Tell me what you would like better. PS my finals are coming up, so updates may be sporadic. Sorry in advance. Speaking of Lasako thank you for being my first reviewer! Sorry no prize but thanks to your encouragement I decided to finish this story. So thanks! I've been putting off typing what I'd worked on for about 3 months and hearing someone say they liked it helped me post my second chappy. Wow I blabbed on for a while! Guess I should shut up now. Thanks again! Bye!