The Maze Mix-Up
They decided to take the Tear-jerking Train to Valentine Village. As they were boarding, Mario took a look at his amulet. He thought for a moment it changed, but it was probably his imagination. After a long and scenic train ride, they were finally at Valentine Village.
Mario: Well, here we are.
It was a very tiny town. There as a maze, a hotel, a couple other buildings, and a few houses. Everything was pink, red, or white. There were little hearts everywhere, and everyone was walking in couples.
A pretty Toad girl walked up to them.
Toad Girl: Hi! My name is Tamira Toad! Do you have any questions about our village?
Mario: No we-
Luigi: Do you have any tourist sites?
Tamira: Yes! We do! We have the museum of famous couples, and our lovely Valentine Maze. Sadly, it's shut down now.
Mario: Well, we have to go-
Yoshi: Where's the best place to eat around here?
Tamira: I suggest the Crushes Café, a personal favorite of mine!
Mario: Ok, come on-
Toad: Got a boyfriend?
Tamira: Well (she blushed) no!
Mario: Ok, we really have to go. We came here to save a princess
Tamira: Oh! So you're Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi. I've heard you came to save our princess Jade. Her boyfriend is worried sick. (She turned to leave)
Toad: Oh…uh…wait!
Tamira: Huh?
Toad: Want to …uh go out to dinner tonight?
Tamira: Sure. See you at 7:00. Here's my address.
(She scribbled it down on a piece of paper)
Tamira: Bye!
Toad: Whoa! Can you believe I actually got a date with her?
Mario: great, well c'mon it's time to go.
Luigi: Where?
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Yeah where?
Mario: Uh, Let's see. This town has two places big enough to put all the creatures, the princess, and a few traps in.
Yoshi: What?
Mario: The maze and the hotel.
Bowser: Well that Tamira girl said the maze was closed down. Maybe because it's being used to put a princess in. Toad, your girlfriend is with them!
Toad: She is not! So it's closed down, let's check it.
They went to the maze.
Then they heard voices
Voice1: Heheheheheheh. Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi will never suspect a closed down maze to be where the princess is hiding. Plus, we're so lucky it came equipped with monsters already.
Voice 2: Shut up Frothward!
Frothward: I'm soooo evil heheheheh…
Voice2: I said SHUT UP!
Frothward: Okokokokokokok.
Mario: So. The princess is hidden in a 100 square ft. maze. This is goanna be difficult.
Toad: What time is it?
Mario: Toad, that's wayyy off the subject.
Luigi: 5: 46
Toad: Well…can I uh… you know, not come along. I have a date, and I don't want to miss it.
Mario: Whatever, but next time you come along.
Toad left.
Mario: There's four of us now so let's split up like me and bowser did. Luigi, you go with bowser.
Luigi and Bowser went left.
Mario and Yoshi went right
The maze was painted all white, and there were a border of red hearts along the top.
Then two Bullet Bills shot out of the hearts. They were painted pink and had hearts in their eyes. They came up to Mario and Yoshi and kissed them on the cheeks.
Mario: Oh no! They're sucking the life out of us.
But nothing happened.
Yoshi: sucking the life out of us?
Mario: ………..
Then two koopa troopas with shiny jewels encrusted in their shells, hugged Mario and Yoshi.
More enemies came as they conquered, giving Mario and Yoshi chocolates, roses, and teddy bears.
The same way for Bowser and Luigi.
Everyone was so confused. Finally, Bowser and Luigi made it to a huge stage with a giant glittery heart behind it. Frothward and Milto came out.
Frothward: Had enough torture yet?
Bowser: Eh?
Milto: Didn't the monsters…
Luigi: They showered us with love, but that's about it
Milto: Grrr. Frothward, I told you we should have used our enemies, but nooooo. You said we had to use the ones that came with the maze.
Frothward: Me? You're the one who always forgets the goombas.
Milto: What does that have to do with anything?
Frothward: Well, anyway, it's better this way. We get to see them tortured.
Milto: Your right heheheheh…
They went inside a door and sent out a troop of Chargin Chucks.
Luigi: Uhoh
Mario and Yoshi arrived.
Mario: What's going on?
Milto: CHARGE!!!
Mario pulled out a fire flower and used it. Two chucks down
Yoshi used his tongue. Another one down
Bowser fired. All the chucks were gone.
Then Frothward and Milto came out.
Frothward: Looks like you'll have to get through us.
Luckily, Mario still had some fire flower left.
They all attacked at once.
Bowser and Mario used fire.
Yoshi and Luigi jumped.
Milto and Frothward were knocked out.
Then Monica came out.
Monica: Got through those two again? Well, I've practiced since our last meeting. Take this!
She floated in the air, turned completely on her side, and ran on their faces. Bowser blew fire, and she was out.
Their noses hurt, but now they could rescue the princess.
They went into the heart room and untied her.
Princess Jade: Thank you! I heard you would come rescue me, but frothward said you were dead. Now I can see my boyfriend again. Here, I want you to have this.
She gave Mario a green necklace.
Yoshi: Do you have any idea what your power is?
Princess Jade: Well, I think it's fortune telling. Listen, I really want to see my friends, I have to go. Chow!
(She left through the back door)
They decided to take the Tear-jerking Train to Valentine Village. As they were boarding, Mario took a look at his amulet. He thought for a moment it changed, but it was probably his imagination. After a long and scenic train ride, they were finally at Valentine Village.
Mario: Well, here we are.
It was a very tiny town. There as a maze, a hotel, a couple other buildings, and a few houses. Everything was pink, red, or white. There were little hearts everywhere, and everyone was walking in couples.
A pretty Toad girl walked up to them.
Toad Girl: Hi! My name is Tamira Toad! Do you have any questions about our village?
Mario: No we-
Luigi: Do you have any tourist sites?
Tamira: Yes! We do! We have the museum of famous couples, and our lovely Valentine Maze. Sadly, it's shut down now.
Mario: Well, we have to go-
Yoshi: Where's the best place to eat around here?
Tamira: I suggest the Crushes Café, a personal favorite of mine!
Mario: Ok, come on-
Toad: Got a boyfriend?
Tamira: Well (she blushed) no!
Mario: Ok, we really have to go. We came here to save a princess
Tamira: Oh! So you're Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi. I've heard you came to save our princess Jade. Her boyfriend is worried sick. (She turned to leave)
Toad: Oh…uh…wait!
Tamira: Huh?
Toad: Want to …uh go out to dinner tonight?
Tamira: Sure. See you at 7:00. Here's my address.
(She scribbled it down on a piece of paper)
Tamira: Bye!
Toad: Whoa! Can you believe I actually got a date with her?
Mario: great, well c'mon it's time to go.
Luigi: Where?
Mario: Huh?
Luigi: Yeah where?
Mario: Uh, Let's see. This town has two places big enough to put all the creatures, the princess, and a few traps in.
Yoshi: What?
Mario: The maze and the hotel.
Bowser: Well that Tamira girl said the maze was closed down. Maybe because it's being used to put a princess in. Toad, your girlfriend is with them!
Toad: She is not! So it's closed down, let's check it.
They went to the maze.
Then they heard voices
Voice1: Heheheheheheh. Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi will never suspect a closed down maze to be where the princess is hiding. Plus, we're so lucky it came equipped with monsters already.
Voice 2: Shut up Frothward!
Frothward: I'm soooo evil heheheheh…
Voice2: I said SHUT UP!
Frothward: Okokokokokokok.
Mario: So. The princess is hidden in a 100 square ft. maze. This is goanna be difficult.
Toad: What time is it?
Mario: Toad, that's wayyy off the subject.
Luigi: 5: 46
Toad: Well…can I uh… you know, not come along. I have a date, and I don't want to miss it.
Mario: Whatever, but next time you come along.
Toad left.
Mario: There's four of us now so let's split up like me and bowser did. Luigi, you go with bowser.
Luigi and Bowser went left.
Mario and Yoshi went right
The maze was painted all white, and there were a border of red hearts along the top.
Then two Bullet Bills shot out of the hearts. They were painted pink and had hearts in their eyes. They came up to Mario and Yoshi and kissed them on the cheeks.
Mario: Oh no! They're sucking the life out of us.
But nothing happened.
Yoshi: sucking the life out of us?
Mario: ………..
Then two koopa troopas with shiny jewels encrusted in their shells, hugged Mario and Yoshi.
More enemies came as they conquered, giving Mario and Yoshi chocolates, roses, and teddy bears.
The same way for Bowser and Luigi.
Everyone was so confused. Finally, Bowser and Luigi made it to a huge stage with a giant glittery heart behind it. Frothward and Milto came out.
Frothward: Had enough torture yet?
Bowser: Eh?
Milto: Didn't the monsters…
Luigi: They showered us with love, but that's about it
Milto: Grrr. Frothward, I told you we should have used our enemies, but nooooo. You said we had to use the ones that came with the maze.
Frothward: Me? You're the one who always forgets the goombas.
Milto: What does that have to do with anything?
Frothward: Well, anyway, it's better this way. We get to see them tortured.
Milto: Your right heheheheh…
They went inside a door and sent out a troop of Chargin Chucks.
Luigi: Uhoh
Mario and Yoshi arrived.
Mario: What's going on?
Milto: CHARGE!!!
Mario pulled out a fire flower and used it. Two chucks down
Yoshi used his tongue. Another one down
Bowser fired. All the chucks were gone.
Then Frothward and Milto came out.
Frothward: Looks like you'll have to get through us.
Luckily, Mario still had some fire flower left.
They all attacked at once.
Bowser and Mario used fire.
Yoshi and Luigi jumped.
Milto and Frothward were knocked out.
Then Monica came out.
Monica: Got through those two again? Well, I've practiced since our last meeting. Take this!
She floated in the air, turned completely on her side, and ran on their faces. Bowser blew fire, and she was out.
Their noses hurt, but now they could rescue the princess.
They went into the heart room and untied her.
Princess Jade: Thank you! I heard you would come rescue me, but frothward said you were dead. Now I can see my boyfriend again. Here, I want you to have this.
She gave Mario a green necklace.
Yoshi: Do you have any idea what your power is?
Princess Jade: Well, I think it's fortune telling. Listen, I really want to see my friends, I have to go. Chow!
(She left through the back door)