Hey guys guess what! *Whispers* "I own Inuyasha!" *squeals*
*Loud noises are heard outside of window*
"This is the police! Release the hostage and come out with your hands up!"
"Dang (aunts reading over shoulder, no swearing) how did they find me so fast? And how did they know that I had kidnapped Inuyasha?"
*Cousin whistles innocently in corner*
"Kyle I was gonna get Kagome for you next, I swear!"
~Later at the police department~
"Well guys I don't own Inuyasha anymore, but I changed my one phone call in for 5 mins. on the web! Yeah I can post this! And the first person to read this chappy can post bail! Right.
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//I finally got free!// 'Kikyou' gleefully thought. //Oh my God, Sota, what has that bitch done to him! Mom's gonna kill me!//
Rubbing her wrists, 'Kikyou' ran off in the same direction her stolen body had gone earlier.
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"What are we going to do now? We can't escape!"
"We all know this you idiotic monk."
"Hey! Only I can call him an idiot!"
"Oh forgive me" Sesshoumaru sarcastically replied, "I didn't realize I was insulting your lover."
Turning a florescent share of red, Sango turned and walked as far from Sesshoumaru as she could. Which wasn't really that far thanks to the shield.
//She didn't deny it!! I knew she liked my friendly pats!//
Almost acting on instinct, Sango slightly turned and whapped Miroku on the head with her boomerang.
"I know you were thinking something perverted!"
Outside the bubble, Sota had become too preoccupied to pay attention to the bickering adults. Turning his attention from the fascinating growing grass and back to the cranky prisoners, he was just able to witness Sango put Miroku into a coma.
//Why isn't she attacking that other man? He killed Inuyasha!// Gathering his second wind, Sota began to pound on the shield with renewed vigor.
"Kill the other man he KILLED INUYASHA YOU STUPID GIRL!!"
Inside the bubble, Sesshoumaru was just able to hear Sota plea, utilizing all his demonic hearing.
Replying to a voice no one else could hear, Sesshoumaru replied, "Insolent fool, I, the great Lord of the Western Territories would never kill my brother while he lays ill at another's hands!
Realizing that at least Sesshoumaru could hear him, Sota retorted, "You already did you f&^%ing A**&#&% sh*& headed piece of c!*%" (my aunts reading over my shoulder so I still can't swear but you get the picture)
A little shocked that such a young child could know so many *ahem* creative words, Sesshoumaru paused before continuing, "If you most know pathetic human, I can not use my fathers blade, tuniega, to revive the dead unless they are completely dead. If I had used my sword before my brother's demise he would not have been revived but rather would have been permanently in pain. As it is he may now be fully revived."
Stunned by this new turn in events, both Sango and Sota were speechless. Smirking at their silence, Sesshoumaru once again raised one of his swords against his half-brother.
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Ok guys I know someone has read this chappy by now! Guys? guys? *starts to cry* Is anyone gonna let me out of here? *lights go out*
Meanwhile, back at my house:
"Hey Kyle thanks for saving me from the crazy fan, how can I ever repay you?"
"You pledged to protect Kikyou right?"
*slowly* "Yeah"
"So you love.d Kikyou right?"
"Yes"
"So can I have Kagome? Since you love Kikyou and all"
"listen, kid, the whole Kikyou, Kagome, me thing is very delicate and while I did pledge my devotion fully to Kikyou I. I. I need Kagome but just as a shard collector. notcauseIlikeherornothing!
"SIT BOY!!!!!"
"KAGOME you're here! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!" *Kyle grabs Kagome*
"Help.me.I.can't.breathe." *blue faced*
On a less *ahem* stalker-like note I have some stories I'd like for ya'll to read. Humor:
Inuyasha bloop by heikaru
The Highly Original Inu Yasha Dare Show by Dark Angel 13388
Inuyasha: The Pointless Shindig by IceMage
Unleashed by Nika
Jesia's Big Inuyasha Summer Bash! By Jesia (A/N what a shocker!)
Family Reunions and TransPossessing by inuficcrzy
This story has the potential to be funny, buts not quite there yet.
HOLY BLEEP Grope me! By I wear hug-a-me jackets
This one starts off realyy funny then gets serious.
A Day in a Tavern and Two Drunk Men by Joy-chan
"This is the police! Release the hostage and come out with your hands up!"
"Dang (aunts reading over shoulder, no swearing) how did they find me so fast? And how did they know that I had kidnapped Inuyasha?"
*Cousin whistles innocently in corner*
"Kyle I was gonna get Kagome for you next, I swear!"
~Later at the police department~
"Well guys I don't own Inuyasha anymore, but I changed my one phone call in for 5 mins. on the web! Yeah I can post this! And the first person to read this chappy can post bail! Right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
//I finally got free!// 'Kikyou' gleefully thought. //Oh my God, Sota, what has that bitch done to him! Mom's gonna kill me!//
Rubbing her wrists, 'Kikyou' ran off in the same direction her stolen body had gone earlier.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"What are we going to do now? We can't escape!"
"We all know this you idiotic monk."
"Hey! Only I can call him an idiot!"
"Oh forgive me" Sesshoumaru sarcastically replied, "I didn't realize I was insulting your lover."
Turning a florescent share of red, Sango turned and walked as far from Sesshoumaru as she could. Which wasn't really that far thanks to the shield.
//She didn't deny it!! I knew she liked my friendly pats!//
Almost acting on instinct, Sango slightly turned and whapped Miroku on the head with her boomerang.
"I know you were thinking something perverted!"
Outside the bubble, Sota had become too preoccupied to pay attention to the bickering adults. Turning his attention from the fascinating growing grass and back to the cranky prisoners, he was just able to witness Sango put Miroku into a coma.
//Why isn't she attacking that other man? He killed Inuyasha!// Gathering his second wind, Sota began to pound on the shield with renewed vigor.
"Kill the other man he KILLED INUYASHA YOU STUPID GIRL!!"
Inside the bubble, Sesshoumaru was just able to hear Sota plea, utilizing all his demonic hearing.
Replying to a voice no one else could hear, Sesshoumaru replied, "Insolent fool, I, the great Lord of the Western Territories would never kill my brother while he lays ill at another's hands!
Realizing that at least Sesshoumaru could hear him, Sota retorted, "You already did you f&^%ing A**&#&% sh*& headed piece of c!*%" (my aunts reading over my shoulder so I still can't swear but you get the picture)
A little shocked that such a young child could know so many *ahem* creative words, Sesshoumaru paused before continuing, "If you most know pathetic human, I can not use my fathers blade, tuniega, to revive the dead unless they are completely dead. If I had used my sword before my brother's demise he would not have been revived but rather would have been permanently in pain. As it is he may now be fully revived."
Stunned by this new turn in events, both Sango and Sota were speechless. Smirking at their silence, Sesshoumaru once again raised one of his swords against his half-brother.
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Ok guys I know someone has read this chappy by now! Guys? guys? *starts to cry* Is anyone gonna let me out of here? *lights go out*
Meanwhile, back at my house:
"Hey Kyle thanks for saving me from the crazy fan, how can I ever repay you?"
"You pledged to protect Kikyou right?"
*slowly* "Yeah"
"So you love.d Kikyou right?"
"Yes"
"So can I have Kagome? Since you love Kikyou and all"
"listen, kid, the whole Kikyou, Kagome, me thing is very delicate and while I did pledge my devotion fully to Kikyou I. I. I need Kagome but just as a shard collector. notcauseIlikeherornothing!
"SIT BOY!!!!!"
"KAGOME you're here! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!" *Kyle grabs Kagome*
"Help.me.I.can't.breathe." *blue faced*
On a less *ahem* stalker-like note I have some stories I'd like for ya'll to read. Humor:
Inuyasha bloop by heikaru
The Highly Original Inu Yasha Dare Show by Dark Angel 13388
Inuyasha: The Pointless Shindig by IceMage
Unleashed by Nika
Jesia's Big Inuyasha Summer Bash! By Jesia (A/N what a shocker!)
Family Reunions and TransPossessing by inuficcrzy
This story has the potential to be funny, buts not quite there yet.
HOLY BLEEP Grope me! By I wear hug-a-me jackets
This one starts off realyy funny then gets serious.
A Day in a Tavern and Two Drunk Men by Joy-chan