The SS Cutlass
There was a small bay in Valentine Village that they used to get to Berry Bay.
Their boat was called the Cutlass. Captain Jack gave them first-class rooms, no extra charge. Mario and Luigi got a room, Toad and Yoshi got one, and Bowser got his own.
Bowser: Wow, they kicked us down.
Captain Jack: Will you be needing anything?
Mario: About how long will it take us to get to Berry Bay?
Captain Jack: Oh, about a day. Now, let me introduce you to our fine staff. This is the maid, Shania. And our superb chef, Mark. (It was completely unobvious to Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi, but Jack, Shania, and Mark were really Milto, Monica, and Frothward)
Captain Jack: Well, I must be going.
He went into the steer. Frothward and Monica followed him.
Frothward: So which island are we going to dump them on?
Milto: I already told you, Canza Island. It's full of wild yoshis and other things. Mario and his friends are goners for sure.
Frothward: Ohhh Captain Cindery will be so proud.
Monica: Don't you think that green rat will be able to communicate with the other Yoshis?
Milto: Nahhhh… Anyway, what good will it do, strike up an interesting conversation?
Monica: I guess, you're right.
(Back at Mario and Luigi's cabin…)
Mario: Don't you think it's weird? They just gave us these rooms, and they're being so friendly. A little too friendly, if you ask me.
Mario: Nahh, they're just repaying us for rescuing Princess Jade.
Luigi: Well…
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Mario: Come in.
Monica walked in.
Monica: Hellooo, and which one of you is Mario?
Mario: Meeeeeee!
Monica: Here you go
She gave him a package.
Luigi noticed she was wearing a green ring on her index finger.
Monica: Well, dinner will be served in 10 minutes.
Luigi: Mario, that's Monica!
Mario: Luigi what are you talking about?
Luigi: You were telling me about a green ring on Monica's finger when you fought her.
Mario: Anyone could have that ring, now let's open this package.
They opened it. Inside was a letter from peach.
Dear Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi,
Hi! I heard that you are on the Cutlass right now. Mario
Be careful. I heard that Captain Cindery has spies disguising
Themselves. Watch out, and look for similarities in people.
Well, Enjoy these cakes!
Love, Peach
Underneath it were three chocolate mouse filled cake with vanilla frosting and brownie crumbs.
Mario: Yum!
Luigi: Mario, read that letter over again.
Mario: Why?
Luigi: Just do it!
Mario read it over.
Mario: Ohno Luigi, we have to get off this ship!
They got Toad, Bowser, and Yoshi.
They formed a plan.
Bowser: Ok, got it?
Everyone: Got it!
Mario ran to his room and rang the service bell.
Monica's voice came on.
Monica: How can I help you?
Mario: I need you to check out my toilet here, it's messed up.
Monica: Right away.
She came down and looked in the bathroom.
Monica: There's nothing wrong with this-
SLAM!
Mario quickly turned the lock. She was in
Mario: Ok, next round.
Luigi: ran over to Captain Jack
Luigi: Hey, sorry to bother your, er, captaining, but the staff has gone wild and is wrecking the storage supplies.
Milto: What?
Luigi: This way, c'mon!
Milto followed Luigi.
Luigi: In here.
He opened the door to a closet.
Milto went in
Milto: Hey this is the clos-
SLAM!
Milto was in
One more to go. Bowser ran over to Frothward and blew fire in his face. He fainted, and bowser locked him in a trunk.
They all took over the steer.
Mario: Which way is Berry Bay, though?
Yoshi: Hey, here's a map
The map had Miserable Mountain, Valentine Village, Berry Bay, Time Town, and Crêpe City on it. It had a few other places too.
Bowser took over the steering.
Mario: Let's just make one pit stop…
Yoshis surrounded Milto, Frothward, and Monica
Milto: This is all your fault, Frothward. Our own plan backfired
Frothward: How is it my fault?
Monica: Whatever, I just don't like the idea of being on Canza Island surrounded by monkeys
She kicked one away
Frothward: Captain Cindery is not goanna be happy.
(Back at the ship)
Captain Cindery had just gotten them off of Canza Island
Captain Cindery: Well, this is the last straw. First, you lose the second time to Mario and his friends. Second, you take one of my private ships, attempting to kill Mario and his friends.
Frothward: We're sorry…
Captain Cindery: Well, Frothward this is the end of the line for you. One more mistake and you're fired!
Milto: The whole thing was basically his idea, sir.
Captain Cindery: Well, Milto, I need you to do me some extra things, anyway.
He handed him a list
Captain Cindery: Now out! All of you! I can't even stand to look at your faces.
They left his room. Milto headed upstairs to do his tasks, while Monica and Frothward headed downstairs.
Monica: You know, you've pretty much got the best deal, with Captain Cindery hating you. I mean he doesn't want you to do anything, which gives you plenty of free time.
She touched his arm
Frothward: Well, now that you think about it…
Monica: Well, see you later…
She went into her room
Frothward: Come to think of it, she doesn't look half-bad… Oh, what am I saying, crushing my co-workers? Anyway, it's time for bed.
He went into his room.
There was a small bay in Valentine Village that they used to get to Berry Bay.
Their boat was called the Cutlass. Captain Jack gave them first-class rooms, no extra charge. Mario and Luigi got a room, Toad and Yoshi got one, and Bowser got his own.
Bowser: Wow, they kicked us down.
Captain Jack: Will you be needing anything?
Mario: About how long will it take us to get to Berry Bay?
Captain Jack: Oh, about a day. Now, let me introduce you to our fine staff. This is the maid, Shania. And our superb chef, Mark. (It was completely unobvious to Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi, but Jack, Shania, and Mark were really Milto, Monica, and Frothward)
Captain Jack: Well, I must be going.
He went into the steer. Frothward and Monica followed him.
Frothward: So which island are we going to dump them on?
Milto: I already told you, Canza Island. It's full of wild yoshis and other things. Mario and his friends are goners for sure.
Frothward: Ohhh Captain Cindery will be so proud.
Monica: Don't you think that green rat will be able to communicate with the other Yoshis?
Milto: Nahhhh… Anyway, what good will it do, strike up an interesting conversation?
Monica: I guess, you're right.
(Back at Mario and Luigi's cabin…)
Mario: Don't you think it's weird? They just gave us these rooms, and they're being so friendly. A little too friendly, if you ask me.
Mario: Nahh, they're just repaying us for rescuing Princess Jade.
Luigi: Well…
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Mario: Come in.
Monica walked in.
Monica: Hellooo, and which one of you is Mario?
Mario: Meeeeeee!
Monica: Here you go
She gave him a package.
Luigi noticed she was wearing a green ring on her index finger.
Monica: Well, dinner will be served in 10 minutes.
Luigi: Mario, that's Monica!
Mario: Luigi what are you talking about?
Luigi: You were telling me about a green ring on Monica's finger when you fought her.
Mario: Anyone could have that ring, now let's open this package.
They opened it. Inside was a letter from peach.
Dear Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi,
Hi! I heard that you are on the Cutlass right now. Mario
Be careful. I heard that Captain Cindery has spies disguising
Themselves. Watch out, and look for similarities in people.
Well, Enjoy these cakes!
Love, Peach
Underneath it were three chocolate mouse filled cake with vanilla frosting and brownie crumbs.
Mario: Yum!
Luigi: Mario, read that letter over again.
Mario: Why?
Luigi: Just do it!
Mario read it over.
Mario: Ohno Luigi, we have to get off this ship!
They got Toad, Bowser, and Yoshi.
They formed a plan.
Bowser: Ok, got it?
Everyone: Got it!
Mario ran to his room and rang the service bell.
Monica's voice came on.
Monica: How can I help you?
Mario: I need you to check out my toilet here, it's messed up.
Monica: Right away.
She came down and looked in the bathroom.
Monica: There's nothing wrong with this-
SLAM!
Mario quickly turned the lock. She was in
Mario: Ok, next round.
Luigi: ran over to Captain Jack
Luigi: Hey, sorry to bother your, er, captaining, but the staff has gone wild and is wrecking the storage supplies.
Milto: What?
Luigi: This way, c'mon!
Milto followed Luigi.
Luigi: In here.
He opened the door to a closet.
Milto went in
Milto: Hey this is the clos-
SLAM!
Milto was in
One more to go. Bowser ran over to Frothward and blew fire in his face. He fainted, and bowser locked him in a trunk.
They all took over the steer.
Mario: Which way is Berry Bay, though?
Yoshi: Hey, here's a map
The map had Miserable Mountain, Valentine Village, Berry Bay, Time Town, and Crêpe City on it. It had a few other places too.
Bowser took over the steering.
Mario: Let's just make one pit stop…
Yoshis surrounded Milto, Frothward, and Monica
Milto: This is all your fault, Frothward. Our own plan backfired
Frothward: How is it my fault?
Monica: Whatever, I just don't like the idea of being on Canza Island surrounded by monkeys
She kicked one away
Frothward: Captain Cindery is not goanna be happy.
(Back at the ship)
Captain Cindery had just gotten them off of Canza Island
Captain Cindery: Well, this is the last straw. First, you lose the second time to Mario and his friends. Second, you take one of my private ships, attempting to kill Mario and his friends.
Frothward: We're sorry…
Captain Cindery: Well, Frothward this is the end of the line for you. One more mistake and you're fired!
Milto: The whole thing was basically his idea, sir.
Captain Cindery: Well, Milto, I need you to do me some extra things, anyway.
He handed him a list
Captain Cindery: Now out! All of you! I can't even stand to look at your faces.
They left his room. Milto headed upstairs to do his tasks, while Monica and Frothward headed downstairs.
Monica: You know, you've pretty much got the best deal, with Captain Cindery hating you. I mean he doesn't want you to do anything, which gives you plenty of free time.
She touched his arm
Frothward: Well, now that you think about it…
Monica: Well, see you later…
She went into her room
Frothward: Come to think of it, she doesn't look half-bad… Oh, what am I saying, crushing my co-workers? Anyway, it's time for bed.
He went into his room.