Disclaimer: Okay, hi. I don't own Homestarrunner.net (it's dot COM!) or
Jess, Jonnifer, or Jenny, because they are them. I own Laura, because I am
Laura. ^^ I don't own Da Cheat, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan,
Coach Z, Strong Mad, or Bubs. So ENJOY!!!
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Laura walked into the familiar building, labeled HR.C(I.N)GROORC, otherwise known as Homestarrunner.com (it's .net) great red overly obsessive recuperation center. Today, her counsler was going to be Strong Bad. She'd be in the same group as always. It would be her, her brother, Jonnifer, and her two friends, Jenny and Jess. Laura quickened her pace, realizing that she might be late for her favorite character's session! She sprinted through the doors, down hallway A, took a right hook turn into hallway B, and hairpin into C. She did a u-ey into D, and a left circle into E. Another right circle brought her into F. She jumped over the moon, landing in hallway Y, and teleported to Z.
"I'm here!!" she yelled as she swung the door, labeled Strong Bad W. open, causing a ton of papers to go flying like. . . WOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!
"That's nice. Now take a seat, crap for brains," Strong Bad said. She sat in between Jess and Jenny, leaving Jonnifer to fend for himself.
"Now, let's begin," Strong Bad said. "Ahem," he cleared his throat. In a gust of wind, and a purple blur, Strong Bad and the chair were flying.
"SOMEBODY GET THIS FICKEN' THING OFFA MEEEEEE!!!" he yelled. Everyone jumped to their feet, and saw Jess clinging onto Strong Bad.
"I love you STRONG BAD!" she squealed, before giving him a huge kiss on the cheek. Jonnifer, Jenny, and Laura managed to scrap her off of Strong Bad.
"I can breath again!" Strong Bad announced. He straigtened up himself, and the chair, then sat down again. "Let's beg-" he said as the door opened.
"Hi, Strong Bad. Need anything?" a head poked through the door. It was none other than his assistant, Lil' Stiny. Strong Bad struck a pose before he requested anything.
"STINY! Get me a danish!" Strong Bad said like a hero.
"One danish, coming right up sir," Stiny said before he left the room.
"Let's begin," Strong Bad began. "Any questions for me?"
"How do you get so awesome?" Jonnifer spoke for the first time since they were there.
"Well, Jonnifer, this is not that hard to explain. I was born awesome. I was an awesome baby, and when people saw me, they were like "I'm blinded by the awesomeness of this baby!" Strong Bad finished. "Any others?"
"Will you marry me??" Jess asked, with hearts for eyes.
"Well, you are a fine lady. But there are too many to choose from. Sorry, Jess," Strong Bad answered.
"So, that's the 22nd, right?? YAY! Oh no! But what shall I wear?" Jess panicked.
"She's as smart as Homestar himself," Strong Bad said with a roll of his eyes. "Beginning. Jess, why are you so obsessed with homestarrunner.com?" Strong Bad asked the spazing girl.
"Well, you're on there. That's good enough, right?" Jess answered.
"Jenny?"
"The e-mails!" Jenny said.
"Jonnifer?"
"Da Cheat Rules!" Jonnifer yelled, pumping a fist into the air,
"Laura?"
"You, and the way you make fun of homestar!" Laura replied.
"Okay, I got one for all of you," Strong Bad said.
"What?" Jess, Jenny, Jonnifer, and Laura all asked in unison.
"You're all," he whipped out a keyboard and started typing something, "DE-"
"Your danish has arrived!" Stiny re-entered the room.
"I was about to delete them!" Strong Bad whined.
"Sorry, yo," Stiny said as he exited the room.
"Like I was saying, you're all. . . DELETED!!!!!" Strong Bad yelled. There was a short buzzing sound, and Jess, Jenny, Jonnifer, and Laura were all transferred to another cousleing room.
"Meh," Da Cheat's voice said.
"Omigod! It's DA CHEAT!" Jonnifer squealed, barely containing himself in his seat.
"Meh," Da Cheat said. Subtitled were floating around his waist, showing what he was saying. The subtitiles read: So? Jenny got up, and took the 'o' out of it, so know it looked like "S ?"
"MEH!!! Eh meh eh MEH!" Da Cheat yelled at Jenny. The subtitles read: When y u steal my letters, I can't use them! Like that! See! The ' ' was missing! H N!!!
"Coolly!" Jonnifer said getting up to steal the letters.
"MEHHHHHH!!!!" Da Cheat bellowed. Subtitles: DELETED!!!
"Wewcome fwiends!" Homestar said to the four new people sitting in front of him.
"Hiya!" Laura said.
"Yo," Jess greeted.
"Hi," Jenny said.
". . ." Jonnifer said, not liking Homestar that much.
"Weww, I have been asiwned to teach you aww dat Homestaw wunner is not a site to be on aww day wong!" Homestar said.
"Weawy?" Jess said, mimicking Homestar.
"HAHAHAHA!!!" Laura and Jenny burst out laughing.
"Dat isn't vewy funny, guys," Homestar said, just making them all laugh harder. "I gwess we're aww done for today," Homestar said, transporting them outside the front entrance of the building.
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I need more characters!! Some one send me suggestions!!!
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Laura walked into the familiar building, labeled HR.C(I.N)GROORC, otherwise known as Homestarrunner.com (it's .net) great red overly obsessive recuperation center. Today, her counsler was going to be Strong Bad. She'd be in the same group as always. It would be her, her brother, Jonnifer, and her two friends, Jenny and Jess. Laura quickened her pace, realizing that she might be late for her favorite character's session! She sprinted through the doors, down hallway A, took a right hook turn into hallway B, and hairpin into C. She did a u-ey into D, and a left circle into E. Another right circle brought her into F. She jumped over the moon, landing in hallway Y, and teleported to Z.
"I'm here!!" she yelled as she swung the door, labeled Strong Bad W. open, causing a ton of papers to go flying like. . . WOOOOOSSSSHHHH!!!
"That's nice. Now take a seat, crap for brains," Strong Bad said. She sat in between Jess and Jenny, leaving Jonnifer to fend for himself.
"Now, let's begin," Strong Bad said. "Ahem," he cleared his throat. In a gust of wind, and a purple blur, Strong Bad and the chair were flying.
"SOMEBODY GET THIS FICKEN' THING OFFA MEEEEEE!!!" he yelled. Everyone jumped to their feet, and saw Jess clinging onto Strong Bad.
"I love you STRONG BAD!" she squealed, before giving him a huge kiss on the cheek. Jonnifer, Jenny, and Laura managed to scrap her off of Strong Bad.
"I can breath again!" Strong Bad announced. He straigtened up himself, and the chair, then sat down again. "Let's beg-" he said as the door opened.
"Hi, Strong Bad. Need anything?" a head poked through the door. It was none other than his assistant, Lil' Stiny. Strong Bad struck a pose before he requested anything.
"STINY! Get me a danish!" Strong Bad said like a hero.
"One danish, coming right up sir," Stiny said before he left the room.
"Let's begin," Strong Bad began. "Any questions for me?"
"How do you get so awesome?" Jonnifer spoke for the first time since they were there.
"Well, Jonnifer, this is not that hard to explain. I was born awesome. I was an awesome baby, and when people saw me, they were like "I'm blinded by the awesomeness of this baby!" Strong Bad finished. "Any others?"
"Will you marry me??" Jess asked, with hearts for eyes.
"Well, you are a fine lady. But there are too many to choose from. Sorry, Jess," Strong Bad answered.
"So, that's the 22nd, right?? YAY! Oh no! But what shall I wear?" Jess panicked.
"She's as smart as Homestar himself," Strong Bad said with a roll of his eyes. "Beginning. Jess, why are you so obsessed with homestarrunner.com?" Strong Bad asked the spazing girl.
"Well, you're on there. That's good enough, right?" Jess answered.
"Jenny?"
"The e-mails!" Jenny said.
"Jonnifer?"
"Da Cheat Rules!" Jonnifer yelled, pumping a fist into the air,
"Laura?"
"You, and the way you make fun of homestar!" Laura replied.
"Okay, I got one for all of you," Strong Bad said.
"What?" Jess, Jenny, Jonnifer, and Laura all asked in unison.
"You're all," he whipped out a keyboard and started typing something, "DE-"
"Your danish has arrived!" Stiny re-entered the room.
"I was about to delete them!" Strong Bad whined.
"Sorry, yo," Stiny said as he exited the room.
"Like I was saying, you're all. . . DELETED!!!!!" Strong Bad yelled. There was a short buzzing sound, and Jess, Jenny, Jonnifer, and Laura were all transferred to another cousleing room.
"Meh," Da Cheat's voice said.
"Omigod! It's DA CHEAT!" Jonnifer squealed, barely containing himself in his seat.
"Meh," Da Cheat said. Subtitled were floating around his waist, showing what he was saying. The subtitiles read: So? Jenny got up, and took the 'o' out of it, so know it looked like "S ?"
"MEH!!! Eh meh eh MEH!" Da Cheat yelled at Jenny. The subtitles read: When y u steal my letters, I can't use them! Like that! See! The ' ' was missing! H N!!!
"Coolly!" Jonnifer said getting up to steal the letters.
"MEHHHHHH!!!!" Da Cheat bellowed. Subtitles: DELETED!!!
"Wewcome fwiends!" Homestar said to the four new people sitting in front of him.
"Hiya!" Laura said.
"Yo," Jess greeted.
"Hi," Jenny said.
". . ." Jonnifer said, not liking Homestar that much.
"Weww, I have been asiwned to teach you aww dat Homestaw wunner is not a site to be on aww day wong!" Homestar said.
"Weawy?" Jess said, mimicking Homestar.
"HAHAHAHA!!!" Laura and Jenny burst out laughing.
"Dat isn't vewy funny, guys," Homestar said, just making them all laugh harder. "I gwess we're aww done for today," Homestar said, transporting them outside the front entrance of the building.
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I need more characters!! Some one send me suggestions!!!