Mario VS Mario
Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi had gotten to Berry Bay safely. It was a quaint seaside harbor; you know, gray skies, sailboats… There was an Inn, General Store, Lighthouse, and some houses. Also, a tavern.
Mario: Let me take a wild guess. Princess Scarlet is in that lighthouse.
They went into the lighthouse. It had two stories, a gift shop, and a lookout. The Princess was not there.
Mario: Oh, uh, just kidding.
Toad: It was a cool tourist attraction, though.
Toad had bought a hat, shirt, coffee mug, patch, tumbler, magnet, and pen.
They went into the tavern and ordered drinks. They saw a door and were curious to what was in it.
Luigi: Maybe the princess?
They went in and there was a single boo.
Boo: Don't come any closer!
Mario: Hey I remember you!
Boo: ok ok, the basement of the lighthouse. She's in the basement. The Princess is in the basement.
Luigi: We didn't want to hurt you but thanks anyway-
Boo: Please, spare me.
Bowser: Ok, let's go.
They went out side, where there was a big crowd around the lighthouse. Mario came out with the Princess.
Mario: Thank you, Thank you.
Mario: Wait that's me. But how?
Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi ran over to Mario. The two Marios stared at each other.
Real Mario: Hey why do you look like me?
Fake Mario: what are you talking about? I'm Mario, of course.
Luigi: I know! I've seen this on TV before! We ask them a question only Mario would know!
Toad: Good Idea!
Luigi: Ok, Mario. What is your last name?
Fake Mario: That's easy. Mario.
Real Mario: Best 2 out of 3?
Bowser: How many times have I kidnapped Peach?
Real Mario: Easy. 114 times
Fake Mario: grrr.
Toad: Ok. When did you and Peach first meet?
Fake Mario: 19… 19… 1987!
Toad: Wrong!
Real Mario: 1981!
Mario ripped off Fake Mario's Mask, revealing him to be… Milto!
Everyone gasped.
Mario: YOU!
Milto: Me. Now are we gunna fight or what?
Milto raised his fist to punch Mario, but Mario grabbed his head and smashed it into the ground.
Then Monica and Frothward came out, holding hands.
Monica: Mario, it's you again. Well, now it's time to repay me for that little island stunt you pulled.
She went up to Mario and punched his nose.
Mario: Oww (He grabbed his nose)
Then she punched him in the stomach.
Mario: Ugh (He grabbed his stomach)
She punched him in the nose again.
Toad ran behind her and pulled her legs. Her face hit a rock, and she fainted.
Frothward: Nobody messes with my girlfriend like that!
Frothward lunged himself at Mario.
Frothward: DIE!
Luigi: (To Bowser) Since when is she his "girlfriend"?
Mario had backup though. He grabbed Frothward's legs and spun him around and threw him.
Mario: Princess Scarlet, are you ok?
Princess Scarlet: Yeah. Here, I want you to have this.
She gave him a red necklace.
Mario:(Thinking: Why are all the Princesses giving me jewelry?) Uh, thanks. Yeah, do you think you know what your power is?
Princess Scarlet: Yes, I do. Heal wounded battlers.
Mario: Well, I have to go now. Bye!
They headed off.
Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi had gotten to Berry Bay safely. It was a quaint seaside harbor; you know, gray skies, sailboats… There was an Inn, General Store, Lighthouse, and some houses. Also, a tavern.
Mario: Let me take a wild guess. Princess Scarlet is in that lighthouse.
They went into the lighthouse. It had two stories, a gift shop, and a lookout. The Princess was not there.
Mario: Oh, uh, just kidding.
Toad: It was a cool tourist attraction, though.
Toad had bought a hat, shirt, coffee mug, patch, tumbler, magnet, and pen.
They went into the tavern and ordered drinks. They saw a door and were curious to what was in it.
Luigi: Maybe the princess?
They went in and there was a single boo.
Boo: Don't come any closer!
Mario: Hey I remember you!
Boo: ok ok, the basement of the lighthouse. She's in the basement. The Princess is in the basement.
Luigi: We didn't want to hurt you but thanks anyway-
Boo: Please, spare me.
Bowser: Ok, let's go.
They went out side, where there was a big crowd around the lighthouse. Mario came out with the Princess.
Mario: Thank you, Thank you.
Mario: Wait that's me. But how?
Mario, Yoshi, Bowser, Toad, and Luigi ran over to Mario. The two Marios stared at each other.
Real Mario: Hey why do you look like me?
Fake Mario: what are you talking about? I'm Mario, of course.
Luigi: I know! I've seen this on TV before! We ask them a question only Mario would know!
Toad: Good Idea!
Luigi: Ok, Mario. What is your last name?
Fake Mario: That's easy. Mario.
Real Mario: Best 2 out of 3?
Bowser: How many times have I kidnapped Peach?
Real Mario: Easy. 114 times
Fake Mario: grrr.
Toad: Ok. When did you and Peach first meet?
Fake Mario: 19… 19… 1987!
Toad: Wrong!
Real Mario: 1981!
Mario ripped off Fake Mario's Mask, revealing him to be… Milto!
Everyone gasped.
Mario: YOU!
Milto: Me. Now are we gunna fight or what?
Milto raised his fist to punch Mario, but Mario grabbed his head and smashed it into the ground.
Then Monica and Frothward came out, holding hands.
Monica: Mario, it's you again. Well, now it's time to repay me for that little island stunt you pulled.
She went up to Mario and punched his nose.
Mario: Oww (He grabbed his nose)
Then she punched him in the stomach.
Mario: Ugh (He grabbed his stomach)
She punched him in the nose again.
Toad ran behind her and pulled her legs. Her face hit a rock, and she fainted.
Frothward: Nobody messes with my girlfriend like that!
Frothward lunged himself at Mario.
Frothward: DIE!
Luigi: (To Bowser) Since when is she his "girlfriend"?
Mario had backup though. He grabbed Frothward's legs and spun him around and threw him.
Mario: Princess Scarlet, are you ok?
Princess Scarlet: Yeah. Here, I want you to have this.
She gave him a red necklace.
Mario:(Thinking: Why are all the Princesses giving me jewelry?) Uh, thanks. Yeah, do you think you know what your power is?
Princess Scarlet: Yes, I do. Heal wounded battlers.
Mario: Well, I have to go now. Bye!
They headed off.