Disclaimer: WHOOOT!! This is double score night here with Thiny! I just
wrote the prologue to Snow, which is still confusing right now, but you can
go read it. I'd be
much obliged if you READ and REVIEWED. Thank you.
I don't own homestar and the crew, YYH, Inu Yasha, Jenny, Jess, Jonnifer, and anything else that it doesn't look like I own that pops up... like SUPER GREG!!
(link: ) Go look at it to get some of this fic!
ON WITH THE MAD- *cough* review responces.
No name- Nice name ^__^ And Strong Mad's going to be in this chapter. I got major PLANS FOR THIS ONE BAY-BAY!! YEAH!!
Evil_Homestar- I'll get Homsar in here! *talks like Homsar* I think I won the P-owerball.
Jesscheaux Kuwabara- I think everyone's going to be in this one!! HEE HEE HEE!!!
Too much juice for me... I'll have to cut back. ^__^ ______________________________________________________________
Laura, Jenny, and Jess all walked into the HR.N(I.C)GROORC together, seeing as they had all slept over Laura's house last night. Jonnifer was going to already be in there, being early as usual so he could try to stalk Da Cheat- a new habbit of his, it happened kinda automatically.
So, they're all walking into the building, and they get to the door, where there are three new body guards, and, to tell you the truth, they weren't that ugly. They all stopped, a little shy of their (as Strong Bad would say) radiant beauty! Then, they into one of the little huddle things, to disscuss a plan of glomping.
"I like the tall one in the middle with orange hair, he's cute!" Jess whispered excitedly to Jenny and Laura.
"I definetly like the one on the left!" Jenny squealed, trying to keep her voice down.
"I think they're name tags are Kazuma Kuwabara and Sesshomaru," Laura said to Jess and Jenny after poking her head out of the huddle. By this time the three body guards were starting to get curious, but not enough to walk over to them.
"What about the third one?" Jess asked.
"That's for me to know and um... for me to know," Laura answered. "I think we should just walk up to them, and see what happens. You know, be yourself."
"I think that's a good plan," Jenny agreed.
"Sure," Jess agreed concisely. So, naturally, since Laura had suggested that they all act natural, they were all walking like sluts, really NOT themselves, and tripping all over the place, acting *shudder* preppy as some points as they climbed the 15 stairs up to the guards.
"Hello. Would you ladies step over through this?" the one with the Kuwabara name tag directed them. Jess blushed.
"S-s-sure," Jess stammered, giving him the fakest smile ever.
"Hi," Jenny squeaked to Sesshomaru.
"Hello," Sesshomaru replied, eying her up and down. The other guard and Laura were probably the only ones that were being themselves.
"Hiya!" Laura squealed to her favorite bishy.
"Yo!" replied the guard with dark black hair and brown eyes. He stood about five inches taller than Laura's five foot six inch body. (A/N: Oh boy, I'm sure you've either guessed who it is by now. If you haven't, I'll say his name the next time I get to, 'kay?)
"Um... what's happenin'?" Laura asked with a big smile.
"Not much really," Yusuke replied with a sigh.
"Well that sucks, I have to go, and that sucks too. Don't a lot of things suck?" Laura asked as she walked through the metal detector, which beeped furiously.
"Okay, what do you have in there, a gun or something?" Yusuke asked as he looked at her baggy black pants with stars on them.
"No, a knife," Laura answered as if she could have just said: DUH!!!
"What? You know that's illegal, right?!" Yusuke was amazed that someone would actually bring something like that here, especially a patient.
"B-but today's 'Bring Your Knife Friend' to session day with Strong Bad!" Laura cried.
"That's too bad," Yusuke actually felt sympathy for her.
"Strong Bad will get mad if I don't bring it, and we were going to learn how to hack out internal organs and erase evidence!" Laura panicked.
"Yo, Kuwabara! What should we do with them?" Yusuke asked, knowing that the other two must have bought them too.
"I think we should let them bring them in. If Strong Bad said to do it, it's definitely a good idea," Kuwabara suggested, scratching his head.
"Sesh?" Yusuke called out to him.
"We should let them bring them in, yes. But if they cause harm, it was not our fault," Shesshy said, with Jenny melting at his feet.
"Okay, I guess you all can go in," Yusuke announced.
"YAYE!" all of the girls cheered. They glomped their bishies, then walked through the metal detector, leaving them all with beeping machines.
*~*~
"Dey souwld be hewar any minute, guwys," Homestar announced to everyone backstage. The crew was all there: Homestar, Homsar, Coach Z, Pom Pom, Bubs, Strong Bad, Da Cheat, Strong Mad, and Strong sad. The king of town was pigging his almighty ruling brain out on assorted "around the world" butters, and politely had to take a "sick of work" day. Marzipan was still in the insane asylum, currently recuperating for life, and the Poopsmith was in jail with 15 years for attempted murder and lock in. All of these characters had posted huge signs in the hallways to get all of the patients to come to the auditorium. So far, they were doubting that they could read very well...
~*~*~
"HEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!" Jonnifer screamed as he saw three people coming closer to him, ripping through the GARGANTUAN colorful signs that said things like: Come to the gym, yo! Or NO SESSIONS TODAY!! TO THE AUDITORIUM PLEASE!!!
"What the fuck happened?" Laura asked, looking at the mess he was in. All of his limbs had gotten tangled in this one poster that must have been hanging all over the hallway. Anyway, they had two choices, the right one, and the Strong Bad one!! Okay, REFLECTION MOMENT!!!
(soothing voices) Hi, this is Enya with Reflection Moment. As you can see, our heroes were about to make a choice that could affect them for the rest of their life. They should free him, right? But what is this Strong Bad option? What other choice is there for them to make? This could turn out disastrous if they're not careful. (queue the play button)
(I said: queue the play button)
(let's try that again, QUEUE THE FUCKING PLAY BUTTON!!!)
(Oh my god! IF YOU DON'T GO YOU STUPID PLAY BUTTON, I'LL KILL YOU!! AND IT WON'T BE GOOD EITHER!!!!!)
~*~*~
"I think we should go with the Strong Bad option!" all of the girls nodded in agreement to Laura's thought.
"Wh-wh-what is i-i-i-t?" Jonnifer stuttered, being as afraid of the almighty Strong Bad as he was.
"We leave you here to struggle, and sit here to watch. Maybe we'll light the paper on fire or something to make you go faster," Laura explained.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Jonnifer yelled. At that EXACT second, a fireus flieums (Not to be confused with fire flies, people. These are a rare breed of flying fly only found in Strong Badia that can light things on fire.) happened to snag itself on the poster, just enough for Jonnifer to whack into the floor, free from the poster, but now, it was on fire.
"Ohhhh, preeeetttyyyyy," the four people stared at the fire with amazement. (A/N: Jess, you did this next part, and I loved it so much, so we get to do the fire dance again!!!)
"Let's do the FIRE DANCE!!!" Jess yelled. "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!" she sang as she danced around the burning poster. Soon, everyone joined her, and they were all looking like psychos on a Moonday. (It's right after Sunday and right before Monday) Once the fire went out, they were all sad, and actually desided to do what the posters said, and followed them into the (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, draaammmaatttiiiiccc ppaaauuuusssee)
(pausing)
AUDITORIUM!!!! Where, the unknown lurking evil was about to put on a show...
~*~*
"We're here!" Jenny panted as they entered the auditorium. They had to stop and ask the wall for directions because they got really lost. But it was lying to them, so they had to ask the ceiling and floor, which gave them accurate directions.
"Gwood!" Homestar said from on the stage. It appeared as if no one else was there, but really, the rest of them were backstage getting ready for their performance. "Pwease take a seat next to our other patients," the four walked down to the first row, where they saw no one sitting, and took seats. "Thank you! That makes uws hawve one fuww house!" Homestar said with a smile.
"Today, we awe hewar because the cowncilling isn't woking on aww of you. Instead, we'wre gonna teach you some sowngs and dancwes!" Homestar announced before walking off of the stage. A second later, dry ice started filling the auditorium, so no one could see anything, and when it cleared, there, on the stage, were Super Greg and Bubs.
"Hi yo!" Super Greg said with his funky accent.
"Let's get a dis show on da road!" Bubs said. Super Greg started up the music, and Bubs began dancing in front. The four patients watched, Super Greg being the love of their lives... JUST KIDDING!!! But they were really watching though. Super Greg was the best mixer in the whole world!
"Supa Greg," Super Greg said into the mic over his mixing table.
"Numba ONE!" Super Greg began scratching those records, and since nobody had ever seen anyone do that before, thought he was blessed with a gift from God or some other non-religious omni-potent being, such as Super Mall Santa. They all stood up and cheered, and began dancing to the music that Super Greg was pumping out through the speakers.
"This is da END!" Super Greg said, as he and Bubs began sinking into the stage. Once they were completely gone, the music stopped and everything, and the next act came out: The Strong Brothers.
"WHOOOO!! I LOVE YOU STRONG BAD!" Jess cheered, a big number one hand appearing on her right hand, and a Strong Bad hat on her hand.
"Thank you ladies. Today, we will be performing Strong Bad's finist!" Strong Bad announced as they all took out their instruments. Da Cheat on da keyboard, Strong Mad on his bass, and Strong Sad in his metal chair. The silence of him really did add to the music! Oh, and we mustn't forget Strong Bad on his very own electric guitar.
"One two three four!" Strong Bad counted out.
"Come on fhqwhgads.
I said come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads,
Everybody to the limit,
Everybody to the limit,
Everybody, c'mon fhqwhgads.
I said come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads,
Everybody to the limit,
Who's that? It's to the limit,
Everybody, c'mon fhqwhgads
C'mon, fhqwhgads, I see you jocking me,
Tryin' ta play like... You know me?
I'm like, come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit,
Da Cheat is to the limit,
Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
I said oooh, aaaah, fhqwhgads
I said ooh, ahh, fhqwhgads
Who's that fhqwhgads,
I said who ya got a fhqwhgad!
I don't know who it is,
But it probably is fhqwhgads.
I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake,
They said it was fhqwhgads!
I'm like, come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads
Who's a to the limit?
Say me, I'm to the limit,
Every body c'mon fhqwhgads!
Man, fhqwhgads,
You just making yourself look worse you know,
You're just gonna make everyone feel sorry for you,
I mean, I do."
Everyone cheered when the song was over. The next song was defenitly the best, but who's lyrics are hard to express through writing: Strong Bad Techno!!
So, that song ended too, and that was, unfortunately, all the time the Strong Brothers had.
Next up, was Pom Pom with his amazing bouncing act. *cough*yawn*cough* The cutain opened, and instead of Pom Pom bouncing around with the music, there was Pom Pom and Martha Stewart MAKING OUT!!! EWW!!!
*BEEEEPPPP*
Sorry, this is a broadcast of the REALLY nasty apology network. We'd like to say sorry if you are mentally scarred by thoughts of these two characters together, and we apologize if you are. We've saved 5 spots with Marzipan, so feel free to go. The name is under Crap for Brains. Okay?
*BEEEEPPPP*
Pom Pom couldn't say anything, and neither could Martha, so they just scuttled off of the stage (WHERE THEY BELONG!!!! *cough* sorry).
"Sowwy fowks. Newxt up is Coach Z with a book for you called How to be Your Best Friend by I.M. Crap4brains. Hawve fun!" Homestar announced, his head just barely peeking through the curtains. Coach Z came out, and sat on a stool, opening a small book. It was pink, with the words CRAP FOR BRAINS engraved on the front.
"So, since dis here is my jorb to read dis here book, I will," Coach Z announced. He did a little AHEM thing, and all of a sudden his voice was deep, and like a narrator's.
"How to be you own best friend is really quite simple. All you have to do is hug Strong Bad and say I love me. Then you are your own best friend. Once you are your own best friend, you might get jealous of you and your friends. So, you must become a schizophrenic loner," Coach Z finished the book and did another little AHEM thing, and his voice was back to being his own.
"Tharnk you. I tink I did my jorb werll," Coach Z said as he exited the stage. Jess, Jennny, Jonnifer, and Laura's jaws were all touching the floor because they were so amazed at his voice.
The curtain shook, and the last, but not least, performer came out. It was none other than...
"Hello. Irt's me!" Homsar said. "Todary, I'm goring to teach you to win the P-owerball. Pershoooo." Homsar took out a little slip of paper and a pencil and began showing them how to win the P-owerball!
"Yoru mark orff the lirttle circles, and give it to the gury at 7- 11," Homsar said, as he got of the stage.
"Dat was vewy lame," Homestar said, coming back on. "Oh, I'd wike to thank you aww for coming. This was a one dawy thing, so tomowwoww we will nowt be doing this again," Homestar informed then, as he made his final exit.
~*~*~**~*~
Please review! I think it was loooong... and funny... but what did you think?
I don't own homestar and the crew, YYH, Inu Yasha, Jenny, Jess, Jonnifer, and anything else that it doesn't look like I own that pops up... like SUPER GREG!!
(link: ) Go look at it to get some of this fic!
ON WITH THE MAD- *cough* review responces.
No name- Nice name ^__^ And Strong Mad's going to be in this chapter. I got major PLANS FOR THIS ONE BAY-BAY!! YEAH!!
Evil_Homestar- I'll get Homsar in here! *talks like Homsar* I think I won the P-owerball.
Jesscheaux Kuwabara- I think everyone's going to be in this one!! HEE HEE HEE!!!
Too much juice for me... I'll have to cut back. ^__^ ______________________________________________________________
Laura, Jenny, and Jess all walked into the HR.N(I.C)GROORC together, seeing as they had all slept over Laura's house last night. Jonnifer was going to already be in there, being early as usual so he could try to stalk Da Cheat- a new habbit of his, it happened kinda automatically.
So, they're all walking into the building, and they get to the door, where there are three new body guards, and, to tell you the truth, they weren't that ugly. They all stopped, a little shy of their (as Strong Bad would say) radiant beauty! Then, they into one of the little huddle things, to disscuss a plan of glomping.
"I like the tall one in the middle with orange hair, he's cute!" Jess whispered excitedly to Jenny and Laura.
"I definetly like the one on the left!" Jenny squealed, trying to keep her voice down.
"I think they're name tags are Kazuma Kuwabara and Sesshomaru," Laura said to Jess and Jenny after poking her head out of the huddle. By this time the three body guards were starting to get curious, but not enough to walk over to them.
"What about the third one?" Jess asked.
"That's for me to know and um... for me to know," Laura answered. "I think we should just walk up to them, and see what happens. You know, be yourself."
"I think that's a good plan," Jenny agreed.
"Sure," Jess agreed concisely. So, naturally, since Laura had suggested that they all act natural, they were all walking like sluts, really NOT themselves, and tripping all over the place, acting *shudder* preppy as some points as they climbed the 15 stairs up to the guards.
"Hello. Would you ladies step over through this?" the one with the Kuwabara name tag directed them. Jess blushed.
"S-s-sure," Jess stammered, giving him the fakest smile ever.
"Hi," Jenny squeaked to Sesshomaru.
"Hello," Sesshomaru replied, eying her up and down. The other guard and Laura were probably the only ones that were being themselves.
"Hiya!" Laura squealed to her favorite bishy.
"Yo!" replied the guard with dark black hair and brown eyes. He stood about five inches taller than Laura's five foot six inch body. (A/N: Oh boy, I'm sure you've either guessed who it is by now. If you haven't, I'll say his name the next time I get to, 'kay?)
"Um... what's happenin'?" Laura asked with a big smile.
"Not much really," Yusuke replied with a sigh.
"Well that sucks, I have to go, and that sucks too. Don't a lot of things suck?" Laura asked as she walked through the metal detector, which beeped furiously.
"Okay, what do you have in there, a gun or something?" Yusuke asked as he looked at her baggy black pants with stars on them.
"No, a knife," Laura answered as if she could have just said: DUH!!!
"What? You know that's illegal, right?!" Yusuke was amazed that someone would actually bring something like that here, especially a patient.
"B-but today's 'Bring Your Knife Friend' to session day with Strong Bad!" Laura cried.
"That's too bad," Yusuke actually felt sympathy for her.
"Strong Bad will get mad if I don't bring it, and we were going to learn how to hack out internal organs and erase evidence!" Laura panicked.
"Yo, Kuwabara! What should we do with them?" Yusuke asked, knowing that the other two must have bought them too.
"I think we should let them bring them in. If Strong Bad said to do it, it's definitely a good idea," Kuwabara suggested, scratching his head.
"Sesh?" Yusuke called out to him.
"We should let them bring them in, yes. But if they cause harm, it was not our fault," Shesshy said, with Jenny melting at his feet.
"Okay, I guess you all can go in," Yusuke announced.
"YAYE!" all of the girls cheered. They glomped their bishies, then walked through the metal detector, leaving them all with beeping machines.
*~*~
"Dey souwld be hewar any minute, guwys," Homestar announced to everyone backstage. The crew was all there: Homestar, Homsar, Coach Z, Pom Pom, Bubs, Strong Bad, Da Cheat, Strong Mad, and Strong sad. The king of town was pigging his almighty ruling brain out on assorted "around the world" butters, and politely had to take a "sick of work" day. Marzipan was still in the insane asylum, currently recuperating for life, and the Poopsmith was in jail with 15 years for attempted murder and lock in. All of these characters had posted huge signs in the hallways to get all of the patients to come to the auditorium. So far, they were doubting that they could read very well...
~*~*~
"HEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!" Jonnifer screamed as he saw three people coming closer to him, ripping through the GARGANTUAN colorful signs that said things like: Come to the gym, yo! Or NO SESSIONS TODAY!! TO THE AUDITORIUM PLEASE!!!
"What the fuck happened?" Laura asked, looking at the mess he was in. All of his limbs had gotten tangled in this one poster that must have been hanging all over the hallway. Anyway, they had two choices, the right one, and the Strong Bad one!! Okay, REFLECTION MOMENT!!!
(soothing voices) Hi, this is Enya with Reflection Moment. As you can see, our heroes were about to make a choice that could affect them for the rest of their life. They should free him, right? But what is this Strong Bad option? What other choice is there for them to make? This could turn out disastrous if they're not careful. (queue the play button)
(I said: queue the play button)
(let's try that again, QUEUE THE FUCKING PLAY BUTTON!!!)
(Oh my god! IF YOU DON'T GO YOU STUPID PLAY BUTTON, I'LL KILL YOU!! AND IT WON'T BE GOOD EITHER!!!!!)
~*~*~
"I think we should go with the Strong Bad option!" all of the girls nodded in agreement to Laura's thought.
"Wh-wh-what is i-i-i-t?" Jonnifer stuttered, being as afraid of the almighty Strong Bad as he was.
"We leave you here to struggle, and sit here to watch. Maybe we'll light the paper on fire or something to make you go faster," Laura explained.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Jonnifer yelled. At that EXACT second, a fireus flieums (Not to be confused with fire flies, people. These are a rare breed of flying fly only found in Strong Badia that can light things on fire.) happened to snag itself on the poster, just enough for Jonnifer to whack into the floor, free from the poster, but now, it was on fire.
"Ohhhh, preeeetttyyyyy," the four people stared at the fire with amazement. (A/N: Jess, you did this next part, and I loved it so much, so we get to do the fire dance again!!!)
"Let's do the FIRE DANCE!!!" Jess yelled. "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!" she sang as she danced around the burning poster. Soon, everyone joined her, and they were all looking like psychos on a Moonday. (It's right after Sunday and right before Monday) Once the fire went out, they were all sad, and actually desided to do what the posters said, and followed them into the (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, draaammmaatttiiiiccc ppaaauuuusssee)
(pausing)
AUDITORIUM!!!! Where, the unknown lurking evil was about to put on a show...
~*~*
"We're here!" Jenny panted as they entered the auditorium. They had to stop and ask the wall for directions because they got really lost. But it was lying to them, so they had to ask the ceiling and floor, which gave them accurate directions.
"Gwood!" Homestar said from on the stage. It appeared as if no one else was there, but really, the rest of them were backstage getting ready for their performance. "Pwease take a seat next to our other patients," the four walked down to the first row, where they saw no one sitting, and took seats. "Thank you! That makes uws hawve one fuww house!" Homestar said with a smile.
"Today, we awe hewar because the cowncilling isn't woking on aww of you. Instead, we'wre gonna teach you some sowngs and dancwes!" Homestar announced before walking off of the stage. A second later, dry ice started filling the auditorium, so no one could see anything, and when it cleared, there, on the stage, were Super Greg and Bubs.
"Hi yo!" Super Greg said with his funky accent.
"Let's get a dis show on da road!" Bubs said. Super Greg started up the music, and Bubs began dancing in front. The four patients watched, Super Greg being the love of their lives... JUST KIDDING!!! But they were really watching though. Super Greg was the best mixer in the whole world!
"Supa Greg," Super Greg said into the mic over his mixing table.
"Numba ONE!" Super Greg began scratching those records, and since nobody had ever seen anyone do that before, thought he was blessed with a gift from God or some other non-religious omni-potent being, such as Super Mall Santa. They all stood up and cheered, and began dancing to the music that Super Greg was pumping out through the speakers.
"This is da END!" Super Greg said, as he and Bubs began sinking into the stage. Once they were completely gone, the music stopped and everything, and the next act came out: The Strong Brothers.
"WHOOOO!! I LOVE YOU STRONG BAD!" Jess cheered, a big number one hand appearing on her right hand, and a Strong Bad hat on her hand.
"Thank you ladies. Today, we will be performing Strong Bad's finist!" Strong Bad announced as they all took out their instruments. Da Cheat on da keyboard, Strong Mad on his bass, and Strong Sad in his metal chair. The silence of him really did add to the music! Oh, and we mustn't forget Strong Bad on his very own electric guitar.
"One two three four!" Strong Bad counted out.
"Come on fhqwhgads.
I said come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads,
Everybody to the limit,
Everybody to the limit,
Everybody, c'mon fhqwhgads.
I said come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads,
Everybody to the limit,
Who's that? It's to the limit,
Everybody, c'mon fhqwhgads
C'mon, fhqwhgads, I see you jocking me,
Tryin' ta play like... You know me?
I'm like, come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads
Everybody to the limit,
Da Cheat is to the limit,
Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
I said oooh, aaaah, fhqwhgads
I said ooh, ahh, fhqwhgads
Who's that fhqwhgads,
I said who ya got a fhqwhgad!
I don't know who it is,
But it probably is fhqwhgads.
I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake,
They said it was fhqwhgads!
I'm like, come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads
Who's a to the limit?
Say me, I'm to the limit,
Every body c'mon fhqwhgads!
Man, fhqwhgads,
You just making yourself look worse you know,
You're just gonna make everyone feel sorry for you,
I mean, I do."
Everyone cheered when the song was over. The next song was defenitly the best, but who's lyrics are hard to express through writing: Strong Bad Techno!!
So, that song ended too, and that was, unfortunately, all the time the Strong Brothers had.
Next up, was Pom Pom with his amazing bouncing act. *cough*yawn*cough* The cutain opened, and instead of Pom Pom bouncing around with the music, there was Pom Pom and Martha Stewart MAKING OUT!!! EWW!!!
*BEEEEPPPP*
Sorry, this is a broadcast of the REALLY nasty apology network. We'd like to say sorry if you are mentally scarred by thoughts of these two characters together, and we apologize if you are. We've saved 5 spots with Marzipan, so feel free to go. The name is under Crap for Brains. Okay?
*BEEEEPPPP*
Pom Pom couldn't say anything, and neither could Martha, so they just scuttled off of the stage (WHERE THEY BELONG!!!! *cough* sorry).
"Sowwy fowks. Newxt up is Coach Z with a book for you called How to be Your Best Friend by I.M. Crap4brains. Hawve fun!" Homestar announced, his head just barely peeking through the curtains. Coach Z came out, and sat on a stool, opening a small book. It was pink, with the words CRAP FOR BRAINS engraved on the front.
"So, since dis here is my jorb to read dis here book, I will," Coach Z announced. He did a little AHEM thing, and all of a sudden his voice was deep, and like a narrator's.
"How to be you own best friend is really quite simple. All you have to do is hug Strong Bad and say I love me. Then you are your own best friend. Once you are your own best friend, you might get jealous of you and your friends. So, you must become a schizophrenic loner," Coach Z finished the book and did another little AHEM thing, and his voice was back to being his own.
"Tharnk you. I tink I did my jorb werll," Coach Z said as he exited the stage. Jess, Jennny, Jonnifer, and Laura's jaws were all touching the floor because they were so amazed at his voice.
The curtain shook, and the last, but not least, performer came out. It was none other than...
"Hello. Irt's me!" Homsar said. "Todary, I'm goring to teach you to win the P-owerball. Pershoooo." Homsar took out a little slip of paper and a pencil and began showing them how to win the P-owerball!
"Yoru mark orff the lirttle circles, and give it to the gury at 7- 11," Homsar said, as he got of the stage.
"Dat was vewy lame," Homestar said, coming back on. "Oh, I'd wike to thank you aww for coming. This was a one dawy thing, so tomowwoww we will nowt be doing this again," Homestar informed then, as he made his final exit.
~*~*~**~*~
Please review! I think it was loooong... and funny... but what did you think?