Title: Excellent Idea
Author: Soleiva Sitril
Disclaimer: *does the "I do not owe Harry Potter so do not sue me" dance*
One day Draco Malfoy had an excellent Idea.
"Harry" he said "Will you marry me, be my eternal love so we van live happily ever after?"
"Well, no Draco." Harry replied.
"Why not?" Draco said, bursting into tears.
"It would be lovely Draco, to spend the hot summernights with you, to hug you and give you kisses while we're in potions class and it is not allowed. To watch the sun go down and to hold hands during the endless speaches of Dumbledore. It would be so romantic but..."
"No my dear Harry" Draco was trying to stop this endless stream of tears by using a bleu, fluffy handkerchief. "Do not tell me there is a but!"
"I am sorry Draco, but there is a but." Harry said. "Listen Draco, no matter how much I love you and no matter how romantic those hot summernights are. On the long run I have to think about having children who have to carry on my famous family name."
"My god, Harry!" Draco shouted. "You are so right. How can I live without reproducing myself? I can imagine my father to be so proud when he sees my kids. He will never sexual abuse me again!"
"Draco, listen. I have the most perfect plan! I shall propose Ginny. She's mad about me and she already does my blowjob-before-sleeping every night. She will bear my children while you shall propose Hermione. She needs an alibi for her love-affaire with Madam Hooch."
"Oh, Harry, my love, my light in my life, my olive in my cocktail, tomato ketchup on my mashed potatoes, you are so brilliant. But do I really have to marry Hermione?"
"No worry." Harry replied. "We will still be secret lovers."
"Oh Harry, I feel so excited, I just can't hide it. Let's go to the dungeon and use Snape's Wheel o' Luv!"
"Draco, that was the first clever idea I have heard from you today." Harry said, while following Draco to the dungeons.
"And what about the marriadge? That was my idea."
"Ow shut up, or else I won't let you ride my pony."
"Sorry."
One day Draco Malfoy had an excellent Idea.
"Harry" he said "Will you marry me, be my eternal love so we van live happily ever after?"
"Well, no Draco." Harry replied.
"Why not?" Draco said, bursting into tears.
"It would be lovely Draco, to spend the hot summernights with you, to hug you and give you kisses while we're in potions class and it is not allowed. To watch the sun go down and to hold hands during the endless speaches of Dumbledore. It would be so romantic but..."
"No my dear Harry" Draco was trying to stop this endless stream of tears by using a bleu, fluffy handkerchief. "Do not tell me there is a but!"
"I am sorry Draco, but there is a but." Harry said. "Listen Draco, no matter how much I love you and no matter how romantic those hot summernights are. On the long run I have to think about having children who have to carry on my famous family name."
"My god, Harry!" Draco shouted. "You are so right. How can I live without reproducing myself? I can imagine my father to be so proud when he sees my kids. He will never sexual abuse me again!"
"Draco, listen. I have the most perfect plan! I shall propose Ginny. She's mad about me and she already does my blowjob-before-sleeping every night. She will bear my children while you shall propose Hermione. She needs an alibi for her love-affaire with Madam Hooch."
"Oh, Harry, my love, my light in my life, my olive in my cocktail, tomato ketchup on my mashed potatoes, you are so brilliant. But do I really have to marry Hermione?"
"No worry." Harry replied. "We will still be secret lovers."
"Oh Harry, I feel so excited, I just can't hide it. Let's go to the dungeon and use Snape's Wheel o' Luv!"
"Draco, that was the first clever idea I have heard from you today." Harry said, while following Draco to the dungeons.
"And what about the marriadge? That was my idea."
"Ow shut up, or else I won't let you ride my pony."
"Sorry."