Part 5
Ah yes once again, we meet our wonderfully large cast in the ever- convenient cafeteria where all of our melodramas of teen angst may continue to exist. Due to recent events it has seemed that many of our favourite characters have sore throats. I wonder why? The air was full of exited news and gossip. This does seem to be what everyone likes to talk about. Other people.
"Oh."
It would seem that Ellie was above the screaming. She was as anticlimactic as they come. Plus it would be too girly to scream at the top of her lungs and she just wasn't a girly girl.
"Ellie what ever was that Oh for?" Said Marco
"Why is it that because I dress like a depressed angst ridden teen that I must be the one to need the psychological help?"
"Well Ellie dear, the answer is quite simple."
"It is?"
" Could you imagine someone happy looking doing this to themselves?"
"No."
"This needed to be a one episode thing."
"Well yeah I guess."
"Therefore the writers couldn't make someone happy sad enough to do that in one episode. The public is too slow to be able to follow all that."
"True."
"Why aren't using full sentences?"
"Can't."
"Why not?"
"Writers."
"And?"
"Image."
"Wow."
"Catchy."
"Yeah."
And it would seem with that, that their conversation ended with one looking morbid per usual and the other in confusion per usual. Didn't they just make the perfect pair? Well friends actually. Ah yes, Degrassi's students had finally calmed down and everything was happy again. But Wait, if that was so, what were the writers to do for the next episode. They needed conflict and they needed it fast. They all turned toward Spinner.
"Why are you guy's looking at me that way?"
"Well it would seem spinner that since we have nothing to write about, we must make a problem."
"Since you are an easily manipulated person. You are the one."
" Hey I resent that!"
"No you don't."
"Yeah you're right I don't."
"You must start hating Marco again. Even though we haven't brought it really up since the pride episode, we need a filler. You are the perfect individual for that job."
"So I need to go back to hating Marco?"
"Yes. yes you do."
"I hate Marco. I hate Marco. I hate Marco."
"Do you like the whole hate thing.No, no I don't. You are uncomfortable."
" I am uncomfortable."
"Excellent. Well our job here is finished."
And with that our writers went back to their cave to think of another misfortune that could befall one of our poor traumatized students.
Tune in next time. Same bat time. Same bat channel.
Ah yes once again, we meet our wonderfully large cast in the ever- convenient cafeteria where all of our melodramas of teen angst may continue to exist. Due to recent events it has seemed that many of our favourite characters have sore throats. I wonder why? The air was full of exited news and gossip. This does seem to be what everyone likes to talk about. Other people.
"Oh."
It would seem that Ellie was above the screaming. She was as anticlimactic as they come. Plus it would be too girly to scream at the top of her lungs and she just wasn't a girly girl.
"Ellie what ever was that Oh for?" Said Marco
"Why is it that because I dress like a depressed angst ridden teen that I must be the one to need the psychological help?"
"Well Ellie dear, the answer is quite simple."
"It is?"
" Could you imagine someone happy looking doing this to themselves?"
"No."
"This needed to be a one episode thing."
"Well yeah I guess."
"Therefore the writers couldn't make someone happy sad enough to do that in one episode. The public is too slow to be able to follow all that."
"True."
"Why aren't using full sentences?"
"Can't."
"Why not?"
"Writers."
"And?"
"Image."
"Wow."
"Catchy."
"Yeah."
And it would seem with that, that their conversation ended with one looking morbid per usual and the other in confusion per usual. Didn't they just make the perfect pair? Well friends actually. Ah yes, Degrassi's students had finally calmed down and everything was happy again. But Wait, if that was so, what were the writers to do for the next episode. They needed conflict and they needed it fast. They all turned toward Spinner.
"Why are you guy's looking at me that way?"
"Well it would seem spinner that since we have nothing to write about, we must make a problem."
"Since you are an easily manipulated person. You are the one."
" Hey I resent that!"
"No you don't."
"Yeah you're right I don't."
"You must start hating Marco again. Even though we haven't brought it really up since the pride episode, we need a filler. You are the perfect individual for that job."
"So I need to go back to hating Marco?"
"Yes. yes you do."
"I hate Marco. I hate Marco. I hate Marco."
"Do you like the whole hate thing.No, no I don't. You are uncomfortable."
" I am uncomfortable."
"Excellent. Well our job here is finished."
And with that our writers went back to their cave to think of another misfortune that could befall one of our poor traumatized students.
Tune in next time. Same bat time. Same bat channel.