Ranma 1/2 Crossover
By Kensa
Disclaimer: I do not gain a profit from this, nor do I claim this as mine. Well, the story is mine
but the characters are not. So please do not sue. Anyways, this story is my take at a Dual Parallel
Universe crossover. I remember reading a Ranma 1/2 and Dual x-over a couple years ago. It was
pretty good, too bad I forgot where I read it at. Well, let the show begin.
Can't Get Enough
*Hmmm. Lets see. I have been glomped, malleted and splashed. What else did I forget.
Oh, yeah thats right. I forgot about that weirdness factor. When animals attack, or something
along those lines. A pig,panda,cat, and a duck. So i say about 5....4....3....2....1....NOW!!!*
As those thoughts were finished, Ranma lept to the side to avoid a Pig and a duck. It
was another regular day. Shit after shit. It was rally annoying for Ranma now adays.
It had been a couple months after Jusendou and Saffron, and nothing had changed in
the life of Ranma Saotome. The only thing that was noticable was that Ranma was changing even
though the others around him wer not changing. The fact that it was only him that was changing
made him angry. Why was it that it was always him and not anybody else.
Ranma was trying his best to change. He listened to Kasumi and his mother more. He
now even had manners. He was doing pretty well in his school work. Hell he wasn't getting in
more shit than his usually did. But everything he did still did not matter to those that were
around him.
His life was not much better. He was better but not his life. In fact he was still
attracting weirdness. Luckily for him it was only him and not any one else. Now he was in fact
sure that it was all his fualt. But again why did it have to be only him. Why was he the one
getting shit daily.
Hell it came to him like all the other shit. It was a normal day for him when he was
first aware of it. After being malleted to another district he was returning home via train. He was
just thinking about his life in general when he glanced out side the window. Seeing the beautiful
night sky he was entranced by the city lights and its inhabitants. He was wishing that he was
like the rest of the people. No weird shit or fucked up lives with rivals, fiancees, and sex changing
curse.
Looking out the window was like dreaming. He could be a normal person that was
on his way back home to a good family who was there for him. A normal life. But as such things
in his life are, it was not to be. His life would not permit him happiness, even in his thoughts,
dreams or hopes. With a mallet bash reality was back with avengence.
Out in the city he suddenely saw something that made him cry in despair. He cursed
anything and everyone. He vowed revenge on the gods for making his life shitty.
There was a huge explosion that rocked th city dwelling's. Smoke started to bellow out
and debry from the explosiong started to fall like raindrops. The resulting noise made it seem
like there was a war going on.
Seeing and hearing such things made Ranma very nervous. Nervous becuase somehow
he new someone was going to blame this on him. And he was really beginning to bellieve that
it was him that made weird shit appear. Knowing what was going to happen he looked towards
the other passengers.
He needed to know if there was anyone there that knew him. When something goes
wrong and there is someone around that knows him, than usually they attacked him. He really
did not want to fight right now.
Looking at a neighbor in the train he saw that the guy was acting like there was nothing
going on. His eyebrows twitching he looked towards another person only to see the same
results as the previous person. Sweating now he really hoped that this place was like nermia.
Looking towards other people he saw the same reactions. He then tried to read their
auoras. He needed to know if this was a regular ocurrance, so he would not ask. He hated to
ask anybody something. They usaully luaghed at him then called him a baka. Reading
their auora's he saw that to them nothing happened.
Disbleiving he turned back towards the city scene. He was trying to figure out how
an explosion did not make people react to it. Even for him that was too weird.
Looking towards the explosion sight he was shocked as hell when he saw nothing
but a regular city.
Rubbing his eyes he looked again. Nope it was still a city. He looked towards his other
neighbors in the train and back towards the city repeatedly. Sighing he forgot about what
he just saw. Why would he want to remeber anymore weird shit. Maybe if he just ignored
it it would just go away. Maybe it was a one shot weirdness, just a little something in his
life to remind him that he couldnt be happy even in his thoughts.
Besides he was hoping it was true. Maybe it was just that, and nothing else
perminate. Out of sight out of mind. Out of sight out of mind. Repeating this
in his mind he prayed to the kami.
* Please Kami-Sama let this be a one shot deal. Let nothing else come into
my life. I alreaady got a really messed up life, i dont need anymore trouble. I try to
be good, i really do so please let me have this one little thing.*
Finishing his prayer he glanced out the window only to hear thunder strike and
lighting flash. A howling wind that denonced a bad omen. Fearing the reality he knew was
he was to be,he knew he wasscrewed when he saw a huge mountian of smoking rubble
where he saw the explosion occured.It was gone when he glanced at it a second time,
but on his thrid time he saw it again. And it was after he finished praying to the Kami.
Sighing he looked towards heaven.
*You must really love to see my suffering dontcha?*
He looked out to confirm his suspicions, what he saw was once again replaced
by a normal city scape. He knew that his life was going to hell and it was wrapped
in pretty giftwrap. Turning towards the train patrons he gave them a look on envy. All
other people had all the luck.
Yup that was when he knew his life was over. Even though he had the most
unbleivable life ever, he always hope dfor the best. He could always rely on himself to
overcome all the challenges thrown his way. But once he started seeing shit that nobody
else saw, then it was game over.
Afterwards he saw more and more of these visions. It usually came once every
other two days. It was always explosions and rubble and nothign else. He hoped that they
would go away soon. The visions always came at a bad time.
Once he was being chased by all nermia when he saw a vision right before him. He
skidded to a halt. The visions where very life like, he was sure that there was a explosion right
before him. It was the first time he was near a eplosion. He stopped before he was hurt
but since it wasnt real he just was cuaght by the Nermia Wrecking Crew.
What followed was real explosions and real propetity damage. It was going to have him
rubbing his head constantly for the next couple days. He was beaten pretty badily and sent into
obilivion with a mallet strike to the head. He cursed the visions and the kami for the next ten
minutes after he landed. He never used such language till that day. He keeps blushing
when he remembers some of the colorful phrases he used. It would send Kasumi into coma
if she heard some of the lighter swearing he said then.
Another time was when he was with Ukyou. She was trying to get him to go with
her to her resturaunt to try a new recipes of hers. But he was running a errand for his mother
so he was declining. As she was about to go his danger sense went off, he lept towards ukyou
and carried her off as an explosion went off.
Shielding ukyou with his body he looked towards the explsion only to see a peaceful
street. Confused he looked down at ukyou. She had stars in her eyes as she looked up to him
from his arms. He was wondering why did his danger sense go off if it was just another vision.
He was answered by a elbow to the top of his head via a angry tomboy.
It ended up the usual way. He was sent to the neighboring district again by a mallet. The
tomboy was calling him a perverted bastard. saying he was groping ukyou in open streets. It
started a whole nother round of shit for him to deal with.
But there was one good thing that came from it. He was asked in his computer class
to make his own webpage for a school grade. After doing it he realized that he liked that school
project so he kept it up. But it was going to have to be worth his while.
Not knowing what else to do he made the web page based solely on his strange visions.
He made it anoyoums. The teacher who knew about it was going to another school so he had no
worries bout it being found out. So he made his free time enjoyable by writing of a kid that saw
strange things. each week he updated it with new sightings. it was soon known as a underground
cult kinda thing. like weird goverment coverups, that kind of things.
Besides the replies he got back where cool. He was completed and told he was doing
a great job in his story telling. it was very nice, since he never heard that in his life before. He
wasnt being blamed at last.
But all good things mus tcome to a end.
It was when he was just returning to nermia by a train again. Just like when he first
started seeing these visions. So he was looking at the sceneary again when he had another vision.
There was a explosion like before. Smoke, rubble, and falling debris. But instead of
ending in a second like the others did, it kept on plaiyng. He saw the rubble settle and after a
minute he thought it was going to end. But he then saw two figures appear.
Two giant robots was what he saw. A white one and a green one. They where fighting.That
was why there was explosions and property damage. There was a fight he was witnessing. looking
towards the other passengers once again he saw they did not see anything as usual.
Looking back he saw the figures still fighting. Bullets were flying as they shot at
one another. Buildings continued to fall as explosions became more frequent in their fight. Two
giant robots like in a anime.
"Great I'm seeing anime in visions. I must be losing my fucking mind."
As he said this, a lady sitting near him gave him a dark look." Young man you have such
a dirty mind. Your mother would be ashamed of you."
"Yeah whatever..." Ranma was not in the mood for more shit.
"why i never..." so sayi gthe lady got up and left to another compartment.
Ranma was now sure he was going crazy. All the stress in his life was catching up with him
at last. His mind could not handle all the weird shit in his life.
But as usual he kept on living. He really would like to just say fuck it all and end his
misery but it would hurt his mother so he had no choice. So he made the best of it as he could.
His story on the web became a instant hit. It was gaint robots being seen in visions
by a kid in real life. people liked weird shit like this. so his site was famous. The replies varied.
some said he was really messed up in the head, others where liking his story thinking he made
it up. But there were about a hundred new people to his site each day. that was not good for him.
Someone from Furinkan found his site on the web. It was around the school like rumors. Now
he was reminded by others of his story on the web. Nobody knew it was him writing it, but it still
sucked. now he heard first hand what others thought of his visions. For the most part, the person
who wrote the stroies was considered a weirdo by kids in furinkan. For furinkan students to call
some one weird, he knew he hit bottom. All that was left to him was the knowledge that no body
knew he wrote the stories.
Life decided to screw him over again though. Either that or the kami were bored. either
way, his life got even more fucked up.
" Well if it isnt tonights dinner. You know that you cant hurt me in cursed forms ya
know. Idiots."
"Quack!!!"
"Bweee!!!"
Even though they were cuahgt by surprise by the ladle lady, the two idiots still
continued their attack on Ranma. They were hoping the element of surprise was enough
for them to defeat the cursed saotome. But they forgot that in their curse forms they where
regular animals.
Dodging the pig and duck ranma could only stare at the idiots. Even he
thought that the idiots werent this bad. It must be a really special day if these
happened. Dreading what the rest of the was going to be like, he kicked the animals
off into the sky. There was a twinkle in the sky as the animals protested ranmas
actions.
"QUACK!!QUAaaccccccckkkk............"
"BWEEEEEEE!!!BWEEEeeeee.........."
Giving the animals dissaperaing forms the finger ranma turned towards the
direction he was headed towards be fore the idiots bothered him. It was the way to school. It
was still morning, and he went though so much shit already. He knew it was gonna be
a bad day.
As if to confirm his suspicions it began to rain. The kami were luaghing as a small
redhead headed towards school with her head down. For ranma, he was preparing himself
to meet his ancestors.
By Kensa
Disclaimer: I do not gain a profit from this, nor do I claim this as mine. Well, the story is mine
but the characters are not. So please do not sue. Anyways, this story is my take at a Dual Parallel
Universe crossover. I remember reading a Ranma 1/2 and Dual x-over a couple years ago. It was
pretty good, too bad I forgot where I read it at. Well, let the show begin.
Can't Get Enough
*Hmmm. Lets see. I have been glomped, malleted and splashed. What else did I forget.
Oh, yeah thats right. I forgot about that weirdness factor. When animals attack, or something
along those lines. A pig,panda,cat, and a duck. So i say about 5....4....3....2....1....NOW!!!*
As those thoughts were finished, Ranma lept to the side to avoid a Pig and a duck. It
was another regular day. Shit after shit. It was rally annoying for Ranma now adays.
It had been a couple months after Jusendou and Saffron, and nothing had changed in
the life of Ranma Saotome. The only thing that was noticable was that Ranma was changing even
though the others around him wer not changing. The fact that it was only him that was changing
made him angry. Why was it that it was always him and not anybody else.
Ranma was trying his best to change. He listened to Kasumi and his mother more. He
now even had manners. He was doing pretty well in his school work. Hell he wasn't getting in
more shit than his usually did. But everything he did still did not matter to those that were
around him.
His life was not much better. He was better but not his life. In fact he was still
attracting weirdness. Luckily for him it was only him and not any one else. Now he was in fact
sure that it was all his fualt. But again why did it have to be only him. Why was he the one
getting shit daily.
Hell it came to him like all the other shit. It was a normal day for him when he was
first aware of it. After being malleted to another district he was returning home via train. He was
just thinking about his life in general when he glanced out side the window. Seeing the beautiful
night sky he was entranced by the city lights and its inhabitants. He was wishing that he was
like the rest of the people. No weird shit or fucked up lives with rivals, fiancees, and sex changing
curse.
Looking out the window was like dreaming. He could be a normal person that was
on his way back home to a good family who was there for him. A normal life. But as such things
in his life are, it was not to be. His life would not permit him happiness, even in his thoughts,
dreams or hopes. With a mallet bash reality was back with avengence.
Out in the city he suddenely saw something that made him cry in despair. He cursed
anything and everyone. He vowed revenge on the gods for making his life shitty.
There was a huge explosion that rocked th city dwelling's. Smoke started to bellow out
and debry from the explosiong started to fall like raindrops. The resulting noise made it seem
like there was a war going on.
Seeing and hearing such things made Ranma very nervous. Nervous becuase somehow
he new someone was going to blame this on him. And he was really beginning to bellieve that
it was him that made weird shit appear. Knowing what was going to happen he looked towards
the other passengers.
He needed to know if there was anyone there that knew him. When something goes
wrong and there is someone around that knows him, than usually they attacked him. He really
did not want to fight right now.
Looking at a neighbor in the train he saw that the guy was acting like there was nothing
going on. His eyebrows twitching he looked towards another person only to see the same
results as the previous person. Sweating now he really hoped that this place was like nermia.
Looking towards other people he saw the same reactions. He then tried to read their
auoras. He needed to know if this was a regular ocurrance, so he would not ask. He hated to
ask anybody something. They usaully luaghed at him then called him a baka. Reading
their auora's he saw that to them nothing happened.
Disbleiving he turned back towards the city scene. He was trying to figure out how
an explosion did not make people react to it. Even for him that was too weird.
Looking towards the explosion sight he was shocked as hell when he saw nothing
but a regular city.
Rubbing his eyes he looked again. Nope it was still a city. He looked towards his other
neighbors in the train and back towards the city repeatedly. Sighing he forgot about what
he just saw. Why would he want to remeber anymore weird shit. Maybe if he just ignored
it it would just go away. Maybe it was a one shot weirdness, just a little something in his
life to remind him that he couldnt be happy even in his thoughts.
Besides he was hoping it was true. Maybe it was just that, and nothing else
perminate. Out of sight out of mind. Out of sight out of mind. Repeating this
in his mind he prayed to the kami.
* Please Kami-Sama let this be a one shot deal. Let nothing else come into
my life. I alreaady got a really messed up life, i dont need anymore trouble. I try to
be good, i really do so please let me have this one little thing.*
Finishing his prayer he glanced out the window only to hear thunder strike and
lighting flash. A howling wind that denonced a bad omen. Fearing the reality he knew was
he was to be,he knew he wasscrewed when he saw a huge mountian of smoking rubble
where he saw the explosion occured.It was gone when he glanced at it a second time,
but on his thrid time he saw it again. And it was after he finished praying to the Kami.
Sighing he looked towards heaven.
*You must really love to see my suffering dontcha?*
He looked out to confirm his suspicions, what he saw was once again replaced
by a normal city scape. He knew that his life was going to hell and it was wrapped
in pretty giftwrap. Turning towards the train patrons he gave them a look on envy. All
other people had all the luck.
Yup that was when he knew his life was over. Even though he had the most
unbleivable life ever, he always hope dfor the best. He could always rely on himself to
overcome all the challenges thrown his way. But once he started seeing shit that nobody
else saw, then it was game over.
Afterwards he saw more and more of these visions. It usually came once every
other two days. It was always explosions and rubble and nothign else. He hoped that they
would go away soon. The visions always came at a bad time.
Once he was being chased by all nermia when he saw a vision right before him. He
skidded to a halt. The visions where very life like, he was sure that there was a explosion right
before him. It was the first time he was near a eplosion. He stopped before he was hurt
but since it wasnt real he just was cuaght by the Nermia Wrecking Crew.
What followed was real explosions and real propetity damage. It was going to have him
rubbing his head constantly for the next couple days. He was beaten pretty badily and sent into
obilivion with a mallet strike to the head. He cursed the visions and the kami for the next ten
minutes after he landed. He never used such language till that day. He keeps blushing
when he remembers some of the colorful phrases he used. It would send Kasumi into coma
if she heard some of the lighter swearing he said then.
Another time was when he was with Ukyou. She was trying to get him to go with
her to her resturaunt to try a new recipes of hers. But he was running a errand for his mother
so he was declining. As she was about to go his danger sense went off, he lept towards ukyou
and carried her off as an explosion went off.
Shielding ukyou with his body he looked towards the explsion only to see a peaceful
street. Confused he looked down at ukyou. She had stars in her eyes as she looked up to him
from his arms. He was wondering why did his danger sense go off if it was just another vision.
He was answered by a elbow to the top of his head via a angry tomboy.
It ended up the usual way. He was sent to the neighboring district again by a mallet. The
tomboy was calling him a perverted bastard. saying he was groping ukyou in open streets. It
started a whole nother round of shit for him to deal with.
But there was one good thing that came from it. He was asked in his computer class
to make his own webpage for a school grade. After doing it he realized that he liked that school
project so he kept it up. But it was going to have to be worth his while.
Not knowing what else to do he made the web page based solely on his strange visions.
He made it anoyoums. The teacher who knew about it was going to another school so he had no
worries bout it being found out. So he made his free time enjoyable by writing of a kid that saw
strange things. each week he updated it with new sightings. it was soon known as a underground
cult kinda thing. like weird goverment coverups, that kind of things.
Besides the replies he got back where cool. He was completed and told he was doing
a great job in his story telling. it was very nice, since he never heard that in his life before. He
wasnt being blamed at last.
But all good things mus tcome to a end.
It was when he was just returning to nermia by a train again. Just like when he first
started seeing these visions. So he was looking at the sceneary again when he had another vision.
There was a explosion like before. Smoke, rubble, and falling debris. But instead of
ending in a second like the others did, it kept on plaiyng. He saw the rubble settle and after a
minute he thought it was going to end. But he then saw two figures appear.
Two giant robots was what he saw. A white one and a green one. They where fighting.That
was why there was explosions and property damage. There was a fight he was witnessing. looking
towards the other passengers once again he saw they did not see anything as usual.
Looking back he saw the figures still fighting. Bullets were flying as they shot at
one another. Buildings continued to fall as explosions became more frequent in their fight. Two
giant robots like in a anime.
"Great I'm seeing anime in visions. I must be losing my fucking mind."
As he said this, a lady sitting near him gave him a dark look." Young man you have such
a dirty mind. Your mother would be ashamed of you."
"Yeah whatever..." Ranma was not in the mood for more shit.
"why i never..." so sayi gthe lady got up and left to another compartment.
Ranma was now sure he was going crazy. All the stress in his life was catching up with him
at last. His mind could not handle all the weird shit in his life.
But as usual he kept on living. He really would like to just say fuck it all and end his
misery but it would hurt his mother so he had no choice. So he made the best of it as he could.
His story on the web became a instant hit. It was gaint robots being seen in visions
by a kid in real life. people liked weird shit like this. so his site was famous. The replies varied.
some said he was really messed up in the head, others where liking his story thinking he made
it up. But there were about a hundred new people to his site each day. that was not good for him.
Someone from Furinkan found his site on the web. It was around the school like rumors. Now
he was reminded by others of his story on the web. Nobody knew it was him writing it, but it still
sucked. now he heard first hand what others thought of his visions. For the most part, the person
who wrote the stroies was considered a weirdo by kids in furinkan. For furinkan students to call
some one weird, he knew he hit bottom. All that was left to him was the knowledge that no body
knew he wrote the stories.
Life decided to screw him over again though. Either that or the kami were bored. either
way, his life got even more fucked up.
" Well if it isnt tonights dinner. You know that you cant hurt me in cursed forms ya
know. Idiots."
"Quack!!!"
"Bweee!!!"
Even though they were cuahgt by surprise by the ladle lady, the two idiots still
continued their attack on Ranma. They were hoping the element of surprise was enough
for them to defeat the cursed saotome. But they forgot that in their curse forms they where
regular animals.
Dodging the pig and duck ranma could only stare at the idiots. Even he
thought that the idiots werent this bad. It must be a really special day if these
happened. Dreading what the rest of the was going to be like, he kicked the animals
off into the sky. There was a twinkle in the sky as the animals protested ranmas
actions.
"QUACK!!QUAaaccccccckkkk............"
"BWEEEEEEE!!!BWEEEeeeee.........."
Giving the animals dissaperaing forms the finger ranma turned towards the
direction he was headed towards be fore the idiots bothered him. It was the way to school. It
was still morning, and he went though so much shit already. He knew it was gonna be
a bad day.
As if to confirm his suspicions it began to rain. The kami were luaghing as a small
redhead headed towards school with her head down. For ranma, he was preparing himself
to meet his ancestors.