Part 6.
The time of day in the Degrassi neighbourhood is a little off since some awful, awful, awful student with no respect for the school whatsoever decided to ruin all the bells that help the helpless herd of sheep * ahem * students couldn't figure out what to do with out the proper bells. They were eating at 9 in the morning and leaving the school much after the street lights went on. This was bad because most of the students have an early curfew because they are good diligent students that would never ever in a thousand years do what that awful, awful, awful student did, except to teach little kids a lesson.
"Hello Jimmy!" said Craig
"Hello Craig!" said Jimmy
"What are you doing?"
"I am meddling in other people's affairs."
"That sounds wayward."
"If you had listened to the introduction you would have been able to come to the conclusion that I was helping teach the kids of Canada, the U.S., New Zealand, and Aussieland about moral values."
"What kind of moral values."
"Like meddling in other people's affairs."
"I should have figured that one out. Boy I can be dense."
"I know but we can't be all like me. So what are you doing now to teach the kidlets from right and wrong?"
"I can neither agree nor disagree with the plausible validity of the fact that I may or may not of slept with and possibly knocked up Manny."
"Politician much?"
"I can neither."
"Shut up Craig."
"You don't care about the utterly wrong recent night-time pastimes?"
"oh yeah that..(insert shocked face) Craig how could you of impregnated Manny and cheated on Ashley?!"
"Funny story that one."
"What are you going to do?"
"Since I have made a total mistake out of this, I am going to need to redeem myself."
"Ah yes, Hazel as already talked about this issue to Paige. I redeemed myself with Marco."
"I will take responsibility ergo teaching the kidlets that whatever you do you must handle all the consequences of whatever wrong thing you did. That makes you responsible.I hope."
"Good for you, but this still doesn't fix your problem.'
"Well it is quite simple. This problem doesn't matter, no one will remember in the next season, so not problem really needs to be fixed.I hope."
"I should have known that one. Well there goes the bell and I guess that means that we have lunch."
"Didn't we just get here?"
"The bell says it is lunch. We must trust in the bell."
"I trust the bell.I hope."
"Stop saying I hope."
"I will.I hope."
"Craig."
"Well I've got to run."
And with that people went their separate ways, complete oblivious to reality because there was no such thing at Degrassi. If reality came into the picture, they couldn't work with every single problem known to the youth of today. With that everyone went to lunch, and ate.I hope.
Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel
The time of day in the Degrassi neighbourhood is a little off since some awful, awful, awful student with no respect for the school whatsoever decided to ruin all the bells that help the helpless herd of sheep * ahem * students couldn't figure out what to do with out the proper bells. They were eating at 9 in the morning and leaving the school much after the street lights went on. This was bad because most of the students have an early curfew because they are good diligent students that would never ever in a thousand years do what that awful, awful, awful student did, except to teach little kids a lesson.
"Hello Jimmy!" said Craig
"Hello Craig!" said Jimmy
"What are you doing?"
"I am meddling in other people's affairs."
"That sounds wayward."
"If you had listened to the introduction you would have been able to come to the conclusion that I was helping teach the kids of Canada, the U.S., New Zealand, and Aussieland about moral values."
"What kind of moral values."
"Like meddling in other people's affairs."
"I should have figured that one out. Boy I can be dense."
"I know but we can't be all like me. So what are you doing now to teach the kidlets from right and wrong?"
"I can neither agree nor disagree with the plausible validity of the fact that I may or may not of slept with and possibly knocked up Manny."
"Politician much?"
"I can neither."
"Shut up Craig."
"You don't care about the utterly wrong recent night-time pastimes?"
"oh yeah that..(insert shocked face) Craig how could you of impregnated Manny and cheated on Ashley?!"
"Funny story that one."
"What are you going to do?"
"Since I have made a total mistake out of this, I am going to need to redeem myself."
"Ah yes, Hazel as already talked about this issue to Paige. I redeemed myself with Marco."
"I will take responsibility ergo teaching the kidlets that whatever you do you must handle all the consequences of whatever wrong thing you did. That makes you responsible.I hope."
"Good for you, but this still doesn't fix your problem.'
"Well it is quite simple. This problem doesn't matter, no one will remember in the next season, so not problem really needs to be fixed.I hope."
"I should have known that one. Well there goes the bell and I guess that means that we have lunch."
"Didn't we just get here?"
"The bell says it is lunch. We must trust in the bell."
"I trust the bell.I hope."
"Stop saying I hope."
"I will.I hope."
"Craig."
"Well I've got to run."
And with that people went their separate ways, complete oblivious to reality because there was no such thing at Degrassi. If reality came into the picture, they couldn't work with every single problem known to the youth of today. With that everyone went to lunch, and ate.I hope.
Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel