Okay, I know that this has been way overdone but I really had to do it.
Summary: I go to Hogwarts. I know this has been seriously overdone. But any ways I cause tons of trouble, get loads of detentions, scare a few people. And get Snape to wash his greasy hair
Chapter One
I still can't believe this is actually happening. I'm going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. One day I was just sitting around when found a strange letter in the mailbox.. I open it and find out it's a Hogwarts letter. At first I thought it was some really bad joke because one I live in the U.S and two I didn't think Hogwarts was actually real. But hey, who's complaining. I get to go to Hogwarts
A knock on the compartment door interrupts my thoughts. Two boys walk in, they both look strangely familiar. One is tall and has red hair and freckles, the other was about average height with messy black hair and glasses, he also had a scar on his forehead. I suddenly realize who they are.
"Holy shit, your Harry Potter, and your Ron Weasley" I cried
"Oh great" said Ron "another helpless fan after your heart Harry"
"What did you call me?" I snapped
"A helpless fan after Harry's heart"
"Big mistake cabasa roja" I replied.
"Why's that?" asked Harry
"Cuz nobody calls me a helpless fan and gets away without any bruises" I said with an evil grin spread across my face. I pulled out my wand and said "Wingardium Leviosa" Ron flew up to the ceiling and I purposely smacked his head on the ceiling "now am I a helpless fan?"
"umm no"
"Good, now I'll let you down now"
"Nice job" said voice from the hall. I turned.
"Oh you must be Hermione, your gracious friends have told me so much about you" I said sarcastically
"Thanks Harry, Ron" she replied, catching my sarcasm "I doubt they even got your name, knowing them. Always after girls"
"Ahh. I'm Lindsay, by the way"
"Lindsay what?"
"Dorado, Lindsay Dorado who knows more about you than you think I do"
"How?" asked Ron
"Omniscience"
"What?'
"Omniscience, Ron. It means having infinate knowledge, knowing everything" Hermione said.
"Okay, if you're all knowing like you say you are, who's Harry's godfather?"
"Sirius Black, who was wrongly accused of working for Voldemort and betraying his best friends, namely Lily and James Potter, Harry's parents. All this you found out in your third year in the Shrieking Shack from him and Remus Lupin,"
"Oh" was all Ron said. I burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Harry.
"You guys are so gullible" I replied "I'm not omniscient, it was a joke"
"Then how do you know so much about us?" asked Hermione. I reached into my bookbag and pulled out the works of J. K. Rowling.
"Someone wrote books about me?"
"Yeah and a whole lot of people read them. And when I say a lot, I mean most of the world."
"That's not good" said Ron "that's really not good"
"It's okay, no one actually believes that it's real, though loads pretend it is, here I'll show you" I pulled out a laptop.
"Hey Lindsay, those things don't work here" said Hermione
"This one does" I replied "It's a magical laptop" I got online and went onto FF.net and went to Harry Potter. I let them scroll through and read stories about themselves. I pulled out my magical radio that gets any station I want and flipped to my favorite staion, where they were playing Ashanti's Foolish. I started singing while getting a sketchbook and pencil and started drawing.
"All the things that we accept
be that things that we regret
to all of my ladies, ladies
here me come on sing with me
when I get the strength to leave
you
always tell me that you need me
and I'm weak cuz I'm gon leave you
and I'm mad because I love you
so stop and think that maybe
you could learn to appreciate me
then it all remains the same that
you ain't never gonna change
never gonna change
never gonna change"
"Look it's Potter, Weasley and Granger. Oh who's this" he said looking at me "another hopeless fan of Potters I guess"
"I'm Lindsay Dorado, displeased to make your acquaintance" I turned around and said to the trio. "Now children, it's people like them that are the reason we have middle fingers" they cracked up and I turned to see Malfoy looking furious. "now if you please we don't allow rodents in this compartment, or didn't you read the sign. So if you don't mind. Get the hell out ferret" They stalked off. I turned around and gave a bow. "thank you my loyal audience, thank you"
After a while the talk turned to quidditch. Hermione, pulled out a book and started reading.
"Hey Lindsay, are you going to try out for the team?"
"Hell yes"
"What house do you think you'll be in?"
"Ravenclaw or Gryffindor"
I walked into the hall with first years. I had to ride on those boats with three annoying eleven year olds. For gods sake, I'm fifteen. They could at least make a presentation about it. Okay I guess I'm last then. After all the first years went McGonnal said.
"This year we have a new student joining us. She will be in the fifth year. Dorado, Lindsay" I walked up to the stool and put on the hat.
"Very difficult" the hat said 'lot's of courage, perfect for Gryffindor house. Intelligent, yes you'd make a great Ravenclaw. And a thirst to prove yourself"
"Every pretty much has a thirst to prove themselves you stupid hat. And I'm not a very hard working person so don't even think about putting me in Hufflepuff"
"feisty, are'nt you?'
"Yeah so"
"It takes a lot of courage to say something like that to me"
"Wow, great courage, I insulted a hat, how very hard that is"
"I could put you in Hufflepuf or slytherin if you keep that up"
"No you can't. One: you have to put me in a house according to my thoughts. And two: I would beat the crap out of anybody in slytherin and make fun of all the Hufflepuffs, so there"
"I see, there's only one place for you"
"Oh really, where's that?"
"GRYFFINDOR!"
"Geez Linds, what took so long?"
"I kept insulting the hat so it threatened to put me in Slytherin or Hufflepuff but then I told it that it couldn't do that cuz it had to do what was in my head and that I would beat the crap out of the Slytherins and make fun of all the Hufflepuffs if it did"
"Wow" they said.
"The only other person I've seen talk that fast is Herm" said Ron
"Ron, shut up" Hermione and I said at the same time.
After the feast, Dumbledore said the usual announcments and we all went to bed.
END CHAPTER ONE
Thank you all for deciding to read my story. I really wanted to cause trouble at Hogwarts and see Snape wash his hair. This story will not be very serious, quit the opposite in fact. Though there will be a little seriousness in it
Summary: I go to Hogwarts. I know this has been seriously overdone. But any ways I cause tons of trouble, get loads of detentions, scare a few people. And get Snape to wash his greasy hair
Chapter One
I still can't believe this is actually happening. I'm going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. One day I was just sitting around when found a strange letter in the mailbox.. I open it and find out it's a Hogwarts letter. At first I thought it was some really bad joke because one I live in the U.S and two I didn't think Hogwarts was actually real. But hey, who's complaining. I get to go to Hogwarts
A knock on the compartment door interrupts my thoughts. Two boys walk in, they both look strangely familiar. One is tall and has red hair and freckles, the other was about average height with messy black hair and glasses, he also had a scar on his forehead. I suddenly realize who they are.
"Holy shit, your Harry Potter, and your Ron Weasley" I cried
"Oh great" said Ron "another helpless fan after your heart Harry"
"What did you call me?" I snapped
"A helpless fan after Harry's heart"
"Big mistake cabasa roja" I replied.
"Why's that?" asked Harry
"Cuz nobody calls me a helpless fan and gets away without any bruises" I said with an evil grin spread across my face. I pulled out my wand and said "Wingardium Leviosa" Ron flew up to the ceiling and I purposely smacked his head on the ceiling "now am I a helpless fan?"
"umm no"
"Good, now I'll let you down now"
"Nice job" said voice from the hall. I turned.
"Oh you must be Hermione, your gracious friends have told me so much about you" I said sarcastically
"Thanks Harry, Ron" she replied, catching my sarcasm "I doubt they even got your name, knowing them. Always after girls"
"Ahh. I'm Lindsay, by the way"
"Lindsay what?"
"Dorado, Lindsay Dorado who knows more about you than you think I do"
"How?" asked Ron
"Omniscience"
"What?'
"Omniscience, Ron. It means having infinate knowledge, knowing everything" Hermione said.
"Okay, if you're all knowing like you say you are, who's Harry's godfather?"
"Sirius Black, who was wrongly accused of working for Voldemort and betraying his best friends, namely Lily and James Potter, Harry's parents. All this you found out in your third year in the Shrieking Shack from him and Remus Lupin,"
"Oh" was all Ron said. I burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Harry.
"You guys are so gullible" I replied "I'm not omniscient, it was a joke"
"Then how do you know so much about us?" asked Hermione. I reached into my bookbag and pulled out the works of J. K. Rowling.
"Someone wrote books about me?"
"Yeah and a whole lot of people read them. And when I say a lot, I mean most of the world."
"That's not good" said Ron "that's really not good"
"It's okay, no one actually believes that it's real, though loads pretend it is, here I'll show you" I pulled out a laptop.
"Hey Lindsay, those things don't work here" said Hermione
"This one does" I replied "It's a magical laptop" I got online and went onto FF.net and went to Harry Potter. I let them scroll through and read stories about themselves. I pulled out my magical radio that gets any station I want and flipped to my favorite staion, where they were playing Ashanti's Foolish. I started singing while getting a sketchbook and pencil and started drawing.
"All the things that we accept
be that things that we regret
to all of my ladies, ladies
here me come on sing with me
when I get the strength to leave
you
always tell me that you need me
and I'm weak cuz I'm gon leave you
and I'm mad because I love you
so stop and think that maybe
you could learn to appreciate me
then it all remains the same that
you ain't never gonna change
never gonna change
never gonna change"
"Look it's Potter, Weasley and Granger. Oh who's this" he said looking at me "another hopeless fan of Potters I guess"
"I'm Lindsay Dorado, displeased to make your acquaintance" I turned around and said to the trio. "Now children, it's people like them that are the reason we have middle fingers" they cracked up and I turned to see Malfoy looking furious. "now if you please we don't allow rodents in this compartment, or didn't you read the sign. So if you don't mind. Get the hell out ferret" They stalked off. I turned around and gave a bow. "thank you my loyal audience, thank you"
After a while the talk turned to quidditch. Hermione, pulled out a book and started reading.
"Hey Lindsay, are you going to try out for the team?"
"Hell yes"
"What house do you think you'll be in?"
"Ravenclaw or Gryffindor"
I walked into the hall with first years. I had to ride on those boats with three annoying eleven year olds. For gods sake, I'm fifteen. They could at least make a presentation about it. Okay I guess I'm last then. After all the first years went McGonnal said.
"This year we have a new student joining us. She will be in the fifth year. Dorado, Lindsay" I walked up to the stool and put on the hat.
"Very difficult" the hat said 'lot's of courage, perfect for Gryffindor house. Intelligent, yes you'd make a great Ravenclaw. And a thirst to prove yourself"
"Every pretty much has a thirst to prove themselves you stupid hat. And I'm not a very hard working person so don't even think about putting me in Hufflepuff"
"feisty, are'nt you?'
"Yeah so"
"It takes a lot of courage to say something like that to me"
"Wow, great courage, I insulted a hat, how very hard that is"
"I could put you in Hufflepuf or slytherin if you keep that up"
"No you can't. One: you have to put me in a house according to my thoughts. And two: I would beat the crap out of anybody in slytherin and make fun of all the Hufflepuffs, so there"
"I see, there's only one place for you"
"Oh really, where's that?"
"GRYFFINDOR!"
"Geez Linds, what took so long?"
"I kept insulting the hat so it threatened to put me in Slytherin or Hufflepuff but then I told it that it couldn't do that cuz it had to do what was in my head and that I would beat the crap out of the Slytherins and make fun of all the Hufflepuffs if it did"
"Wow" they said.
"The only other person I've seen talk that fast is Herm" said Ron
"Ron, shut up" Hermione and I said at the same time.
After the feast, Dumbledore said the usual announcments and we all went to bed.
END CHAPTER ONE
Thank you all for deciding to read my story. I really wanted to cause trouble at Hogwarts and see Snape wash his hair. This story will not be very serious, quit the opposite in fact. Though there will be a little seriousness in it