Title: An important decision.
Author: Soleiva Sitril
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine.
One day, on the teacher's table,. Severus Snape stood up to make an announcement.
"I've had enough, I am bored and sick of it and I have decided to quit." He said. He paused.
" Well, Severus." Dumbledore said. "With what?"
"Listen! Let me talk, old fool, and do not interrupt me. I have had some sleepless nights about it and some more rough thinking but.." He paused again.
"But what?!" The whole school roared.
"I have decided to." Snape said and paused again.
"To what?!" Everybody present shouted.
"Let me speak, little prats! And don't interrupt me ever again.
"Sorry." All students mumbled.
"Right." Snape continued "Like I was trying to say, I have decided to quit sex and become a monk."
"Oh no!" Everybody cried.
"Oh yes. So from now on, there will be no more orgies in my dungeons, no hand jobs during lessons, no more sneaking under my desk and no more spinning of the wheel of luv."
"Oh no!" Everybody yelled in despair. "We won't survive that! Don't do that to us, professor Snape! It would end us all!"
"I am so sorry." Snape said. "But I have made this decision and I cannot take it back."
"But what about tomorrow's weekly orgy?" McGonagall asked.
"I am glad you mention that, Minerva. Because that one isn't cancelled at all. Lupin will take care of it."
"Oh Yes!" The crowd roared. "We thank you for not canceling tomorrow's orgy!"
"In fact." Snape said, while jumping upon the table and showing everyone he wasn't wearing anything underneath his robes except from a tight leather jeans and a red silk bra. "It will be you last opportunity to see the master in action!"
And so they danced and where happy and tomorrow's orgy wasn't cancelled.
One day, on the teacher's table,. Severus Snape stood up to make an announcement.
"I've had enough, I am bored and sick of it and I have decided to quit." He said. He paused.
" Well, Severus." Dumbledore said. "With what?"
"Listen! Let me talk, old fool, and do not interrupt me. I have had some sleepless nights about it and some more rough thinking but.." He paused again.
"But what?!" The whole school roared.
"I have decided to." Snape said and paused again.
"To what?!" Everybody present shouted.
"Let me speak, little prats! And don't interrupt me ever again.
"Sorry." All students mumbled.
"Right." Snape continued "Like I was trying to say, I have decided to quit sex and become a monk."
"Oh no!" Everybody cried.
"Oh yes. So from now on, there will be no more orgies in my dungeons, no hand jobs during lessons, no more sneaking under my desk and no more spinning of the wheel of luv."
"Oh no!" Everybody yelled in despair. "We won't survive that! Don't do that to us, professor Snape! It would end us all!"
"I am so sorry." Snape said. "But I have made this decision and I cannot take it back."
"But what about tomorrow's weekly orgy?" McGonagall asked.
"I am glad you mention that, Minerva. Because that one isn't cancelled at all. Lupin will take care of it."
"Oh Yes!" The crowd roared. "We thank you for not canceling tomorrow's orgy!"
"In fact." Snape said, while jumping upon the table and showing everyone he wasn't wearing anything underneath his robes except from a tight leather jeans and a red silk bra. "It will be you last opportunity to see the master in action!"
And so they danced and where happy and tomorrow's orgy wasn't cancelled.