Ranma ½ & Dual crossover
By Kensa
Disclaimer:
I do not make profit off of this story. I am not worth going after. I do not have money to be enough to concern you with. I am only doing this for fun. The Drunken Panda Is not mine. I am not worthy….I am not worthy…..I am not worthy….I am not worthy!!!
Foreword:
I have made this story start off from where the teaser left off. Why, well I can say that it flows much better for my story or I can give you the truth. The truth being I am a lazy bastard. I will fix it when I'm good and ready and not before then.
Can't Get Enough
*How I hate my life!!!*
Ranma was now female and having a day like usual. After making it to school late she was punished by being sent outside to carry buckets. And to top it off the tomboy also happened to be late.
" It's all your fault that I'm late Baka!"
*Auughh. Damn tomboy why is it my fault when I wasn't even with you this morning.*
"Yeah, sure whatever you say, my fault, righhtttt." Ranma's reply was laced with heavy sarcasm.
This was the only way to answer something soo stupid as what Akane said earlier. Just answer back with enough sarcasm for her to not understand as it being so. Why sarcasm, it was with sarcasm that made him get away with talking back to the tomboy. She was not too bright when it came to sarcasm. Ranma just assumed that since Akane only heard what she wanted to, that sarcasm was not something she felt was listening to.
*Ah, Crap. I got to stop thinking about the Tomboy. Its giving me a headache. It feels like the first time I ever tried to find out how Ryouga's Directional Curse worked. I need a whole freaking bottle of Aspirin after thinking of how Akane's mind works.*
"Just Shut Up!! I don't want to talk right now you Pervert!!!"
*Eh!?! Guess I was wrong about the sarcasm part, go figure. Its just my luck.*
Thinking that this was the best chance he was going to get for not being bothered this morning he took it. He needed to think about his life again. He was doing this a lot lately. More likely he was cursing his life and everything about it than actually thinking about how he could fix it.
Fixing his life. He really did not want to fix his life. He just wished that it was a bad dream that he could wake from and never remember again. He wanted nothing to do with his life. His life was shit deep rock bottom. He knew that it was only going to get worse. His life always went for the worse, never taking a turn for the better. So why should it now?
Sighing he realized that he was getting nowhere again. He just went round and round on the same thoughts as before. Him cursing again and again. At least there was lunch to look forward to.
"Awww, Fuck. Why did I even think about lunch being any better?"
Ranma was bitching about his day once again and yet once again he was running from his life. Glancing back he saw and confirmed that it was everyone in his life chasing him. He saw the Panda, all the way to the weirdo Gosunkugi. He had just stepped out of the school when it all started.
Turning forward he started to look for someplace to ditch them all. He saw visions of toxic-waste, cleavage, chains, marriages, nude poses, and kuno's as he desperately searched back and forth in front of him. He did not wan to be caught.
"Heh, Heh, Heh. Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the Greatest Show on Earth. It's time for everyone's favorite show, Days of my life. We got Clowns, Trained Panda's, and the Circus Freaks. We got The Tomboy, The Cross dresser's, Amazons and last but not least, we have the Demented Gymnasts. Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! I'm going crazy, I will need to be put down. Yup! Funny Farm here I come!!!"
Ranma was talking got himself as he ran from the others. Why? Well because he was getting very tired of all the shit. It was building up and he was going to explode. He was just about ready to give in to the dark side and murder everyone that hurt him, annoyed him, and people that looked at him funny.
Running around a corner he paused and looked up, down, left and right. He saw no where he could duck and hide. No alleys, abandoned building's or low level roofs.
Before he could start running down the street from the oncoming pursuers he was suddenly grabbed from behind. Squawking in indignation he was pulled into a nearby building. Just as the door closed behind him he saw his pursuers rush past the building he was in.
Relaxing Ranma realized what had happened. Someone had saved him from his usual lunch chase. Grinning Ranma turned towards the person who had grabbed him from behind. He was shocked when he saw who it was.
Ranma lost his grin instantly as he realized that a girl had saved him. Not only was she beautiful, she also happened to be a complete stranger. From past experiences, he realized that this would not end well. She was probably a new fiancée.
The girl was wearing a School Fuku from Furinkan. She was a brunette with hair that went down past her shoulders. Her hazel eyes were cool and calculating as she studied him. Her smirk was really beginning to remind him of Nabiki's.
"Well is it not rude, to politely thank someone for their help? Or are you too busy checking me out?"
"Err. Ehem. Yeah, Thanks for ya help."
*Idiot. I am a complete Idiot. I stood there looking at her without saying a single thing. Now she thinks that I was checking her out.*
"That's better. And it was no problem. I saw this huge dust cloud coming my way and then I saw you in the front. You looked liked you needed to be saved. So I just did what I had to do."
"Umm. You mean you don't know who I am?"
*Please let it be true!!! Please let it be true!!! Please let it be true!!!*
"No, should I?"
*YESSS!!!!!*
"Oh, nooo!! Not at all. Eheh. I am Ranma Saotome, nice to meet cha!"
At soon as he said that, he knew something was going to happen. His suspicions of that were soon confirmed as the girl's eyes widened. Ranma suddenly tensed up and braced for the worst. He was leaning towards an attack or a glomp. He could not rule out either or both at the same time.
"Ohh!!! So your Ranma Saotome that I heard so much about. My name is Mitsuki Sanada. It's my pleasure to meet someone so infamous!"
Face faulting Ranma could not believe what the just heard.
"Ouch."
"Oh, are you alright?"
"Yeah, I'll survive." Ranma muttered from the ground.
Later Ranma and Mitsuki where walking back to school. They were talking as they went. But at every corner, Ranma would make Mitsuki stop as he would quickly look around the corner for anyone he knew. It would not do for someone to see him with a pretty girl.
Why he was still with Mitsuki was that he did not know. As soon as he got up from his face fault she had asked him if they could talk on the way to school. It was lunch so Mitsuki had been wandering around looking for a place to eat. So she needed to get back to school, and she wanted to know more about Ranma's life.
"Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha!!! You mean that the Myth of Nermia's Drunken Panda is True. Ha Ha Ha!!! When I first heard about it I thought that it was make believe, like the Big Pink Elephant. Ha Ha Ha!!!"
For Ranma this was a nice surprise. He was not being tortured by his life for once. He was talking to someone that did not want to marry or kill him. The girl was nice and she seemed to want to be friends. He enjoyed talking to her. He began to learn more about her as they continued on to school.
She was an only daughter to a some what mad scientist who moonlighted at a Nearby College as an Assistant Professor. Her father and she had moved here just the day before. She was talkative but quite a good listener as well. And best of all she did not judge him or jump to conclusions about him.
"Heh. Yeah it is pretty messed up here. Look at me, I change sex with water, tons of people either want to marry or kill me or both, and anything and everything that's weird happens to me…"
Splash!!!
"…*sigh*….see what I mean?"
Mitsuki just stood there looking at the redhead with her eyes wide. She had never seen anything like this before. She looked up and down the redhead's body. Her hands went up to the redhead's breast before she could do anything. Quickly she squeezed. They were real.
"EEeeeppp!!!"
Ranma could only squeal when Mitsuki groped her. She was once again groped by a girl when the said girl first saw his change. He was really beginning to be irked by this and by himself. When would he ever learn. When it came to his curse, boys were not the only ones who wanted to feel her up.
As Mitsuki heard Ranma squeal, she began to giggle.
"He he he he!!!"
"Hey what are you laughing at?"
"He he he! You looked like you were going to have a bloody nose! He he he he!!!"
"Hey…" Ranma began to blush. He must not think of anything perverted. He must forget about that electric tingling that ran up his spine from Mitsuki's grope. He must forget about shivering in excitement from that feeling.
"RANMAAA!!!"
"RANCHANN!!!"
"AIREEENNNN!!!"
"BBOOYYY!!!"
"FOUL
SORCERER!!!"
"SAOTOME!!!"
"HONORLESS
BASTARD!!!"
As soon as those words were heard Ranma quickly turned towards them. He saw the whole circus in front of him and Mitsuki. And it looked like everyone had seen Mitsuki grope Him. Only when he was accused of being a pervert did they look as mad as they did now.
He realized his mistake as he noticed everything else about his surrounding's. Mitsuki and Him were in front of the School. He was too busy talking to Mitsuki that he had lost track of what he was doing. He was doing something that could get him and Mitsuki seriously hurt.
He only knew one thing to say right at this moment.
"Aww, Fuck!!!"
10 minutes later:
"AAAIIIEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
Mitsuki Sanada was scared, very scared. She was currently on the run from crazed psychopaths. Actually, she was being carried away from her pursuers. Ranma was holding her in his arms as he dodged and spun out of the way of various objects thrown at him and his passenger. All she could do was scream in fright.
Ranma was busy avoiding obstacles that were planning to trip him up. He dared not fall or Mitsuki and him would be in big trouble. He could handle everyone, but not while he was protecting Mitsuki at the same time. He had given up trying to talk to their pursuers 5 minutes ago. He had also given up in trying to quiet Mitsuki's scream several minutes before.
"Why Me?"
5 minutes later:
"AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
Ranma was still on the run. He was getting tired. But each time he tried to hide or lose the pursuers something would happen. Several times it had been the activation of his curse, dodged projectiles and Mitsuki screaming even more.
"I Hate My Liffeeeeeee!!!"
10 minutes later:
"Huff….Huff…..Huff….Huff…."
Ranma was panting away as he and Mitsuki hid under a bridge. He had barely lost the Lynch Mob. Now he was catching his breath. He knew this little rest stop would not last. The Lynch Mob was going to find him no matter what.
"……………………."
Mitsuki had finally shut up 7 minutes ago. She had not spoken since. She was quiet and staring at nothing. She was motionless as she looked towards Ranma.
Catching his breath, Ranma looked towards Mitsuki. He needed to apologize to her. He wanted to make sure that he and the Lynch Mob had not permanently scarred her for the rest of her life. He did not want someone else blaming him for their problems. Even if this one was deserved.
He saw her staring mutely at him. She had a glazed over look in her eyes. Her mouth was open and a bit of drool was running out of her mouth. Her face had the expression of fear frozen there.
"Mitsuki….Are you okay? Mitsuki…."
After receiving no response, he slowly walked towards her. He was now concerned for her. He hoped that she would snap out of her coma soon or he would begin to freak out. He did not want to deal with that.
"Mitsuki…..umm, Mitsuki?"
Ranma nudged Mitsuki's shoulder softly. He did not want her to be hurt. She was beginning to seem like his first true friend. She was kind to him, he hoped that he had not hurt her. Using both hands he grabbed her shoulders and shook more forcefully.
This time it worked.
"Aaahhhh!"
Mitsuki snapped back to reality and saw Ranma right in front of her. Before she could react, she felt memories of the last 25 minutes flash in her mind. She remembered the chase, the lynch mob, and her savior. She remembered all that weird and crazy stuff happening to her.
"Gahhh!!" Ranma cried out as he quickly stepped back from Mitsuki.
Now that she was awake he hoped that she would listen to him. He needed to explain what happened and that he was sorry. He was hoping that she would still like to be his friend.
After her initial awakening cry, she looked straight into his eyes. He saw that she was about to say something. He began to fidget as she began to speak.
What she said was not what he ever expected to hear from someone after what happened.
"WWOOWWWWW!!!! THAT WAS SOOOO COOOOOL!!! LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!"
THUD.
"Iteee."
Ranma had face faulted once again.
Behold, the second chapter of my fic. Yeah that's right. I am writing more of this. Why? Well because of my loyal fans of three. Yup. That's right, Three. Thank You!!!
Other stories are coming along fine. Love Ranma chapter 3 is done but not yet posted. So is Sinn 3 and 4. Others are slowly going at a snails pace. Zoom, Zoom. J
The next chapter of "Can't Get Enough" is where Ranma is sent to El Hazard…Wait, Oops, wrong story. Ranma is sent to Parallel World.
As the sun settles in the West and Night brings Dreams, Eternal Desires leave me Awake and Restless enough to write this:
"AI YAI YAI IM YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY
GREEN BLACK AND BLUE MAKING COLORS IN THE SKY
AI YAI YAI IM YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY
GREEN BLACK AND BLUE MAKING COLORS IN THE SKY……"
YESS, BOW DOWN TO MY SUPERIOR KARAOKE SKILLZ AND DANCING FEET!!!
PRAY TO ME!!! LOVE ME!!! OBEY ME!!!
I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SEXY YOUNG WIVES, BEAUTIFUL SISTERS, AND YOUR SLUTTY 18 YEAR OLD DAUGHTERS!!!!
YOU CAN NOT STAND BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY PACK OF ATTACK KITTENS!!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, A LITTER OF KILLER KITTENS READY TO RIP YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! NO KITTTIES, BAD KITTIES, DOWN!!! AAAHHHH THE PAIN!!! WHY ARE YOU BITING ME? WWWHHHYYYY???
OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*silence*
" Meow!?!"