Title: Morning talk (play for three)

Author: Soleiva Sitril

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all belongings are not mine. *sings disclaimer song*

One morning on the Gryffindor table.

Ron: Did you two knew Snape's bisexual?

*Harry and Hermione turn red and burst into gigglings*

*Ron stears at the ceiling in a desperate way*

Ron: What's the matter with you two?

Harry: He wears pink socks!

Hermione: And lovely yellow onderwear.

Harry: I thought he wore blue, at least, he does when I...

Hermione: But he always wears the same red bra.

Harry: That's true.

*Ron starts crying*

Ron: Why do you two have all the fun and why am I always the stupid sidekick? I want to be shagged by him too. I want too feel his manhood inside me! I want... Well, everything you ever got from him and I had to miss.

*Harry puts his arms around Ron*

Harry: But you are the only one who ever had sexual intercourse with Malfoy, Grabbe and Goyle at the same time.

*Ron cheers a little up*

Ron: Harry, you are right, I am the only one who ever had sexual intercourse with Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle at the same time!

Hermione: And you were the only one who was able to shag Parvati and Lavender at the same time.

Ron: But that was after you accidently multiplied my cock.

Harry: Now, don't moan and be happy and think of all those lovely memories. Give me a kiss. Will you be happy?

*Ron murmels something and Harry sighs*

Harry: Allright, you get your blowjob. But only after I have finished my dinner.

*Ron cheers up and they live happily ever after*

~END