Draco is not mine, Harry is not mine, Hermione is not mine and the Metatron is not mine. And Loretta is not mine. Holy dung, I steal a lot. I must be a criminal!!
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One day, Draco Malfoy decided he wanted to be a girl. So he grew his hair and made it into two adorable ponytails and put on a lovely dress. He was a cute girl. Every Slitherin boy was immediatly in love with him... her. The girls whept knowing Draco would never love them now being a girl.
Draco froliced into the great hall, receiving shocked looks from everything that wasn't Slitherin or... Harry Potter, who was drooling. He ran to Draco, taking him by the hand.
"You are the most adorable and lovely creature I have ever seen." Harry whispered, staring into the ice gray eyes. "Will you marry me, Draco?"
"Don't call me Draco, call me Loretta."
"Will you marry me, Loretta?"
"Yes, I will."
The great hall was now filled with pink and red paper hearts that came whirl down from the ceiling. A romantic music played and all eyes were filled with tears of affection.
But then, before it got too fluffy (I hate fluffy!!!) Hermione interrupted.
"Harry is mine!!" she shrieked. She grabbed Harry's hand and ran of with him.
"Nooooooo!!!" Loretta yelled, running off, behind her. "Harry is mine, you tart!"
Hermione jumped on Alladin's flying carpet. Loretta wanted to follow but her broom was eaten by professor Flitwick. She collapsed on the floor and started to cry. But luckily Snape was there, dressed as the Metatron.
"I am the Metatron, voice of the one...."
"Shut up and help me find Harry!!" Loretta shouted.
The Metatron took Loretta in his arms and flew of with her. Soon they found Harry, tied up to a dentist chair. Loretta untied the poor Harry.
"Oh Loretta, Hermione wanted me to marry her. If I refused, whe would... destroy my dentures..." Harry started to cry. Loretta took him in his armes and cuddled him.
"You are save now, my love. I am with you."
"Cut the crap, please..." The Metatron said, impatiently.
Harry noticed the short haired angle behind Loretta and fell in love with him. The Metatron also fell in love with him. They flew off, leaving Loretta behind with a crazy Hermione. He merely shrugged, cut off his ponytails, turned back into Draco and married Hermione. They lived happily ever after and ate Lemondrops.
Moral of this story: If you don't brush your teeth enough, you get dentures.
~End
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One day, Draco Malfoy decided he wanted to be a girl. So he grew his hair and made it into two adorable ponytails and put on a lovely dress. He was a cute girl. Every Slitherin boy was immediatly in love with him... her. The girls whept knowing Draco would never love them now being a girl.
Draco froliced into the great hall, receiving shocked looks from everything that wasn't Slitherin or... Harry Potter, who was drooling. He ran to Draco, taking him by the hand.
"You are the most adorable and lovely creature I have ever seen." Harry whispered, staring into the ice gray eyes. "Will you marry me, Draco?"
"Don't call me Draco, call me Loretta."
"Will you marry me, Loretta?"
"Yes, I will."
The great hall was now filled with pink and red paper hearts that came whirl down from the ceiling. A romantic music played and all eyes were filled with tears of affection.
But then, before it got too fluffy (I hate fluffy!!!) Hermione interrupted.
"Harry is mine!!" she shrieked. She grabbed Harry's hand and ran of with him.
"Nooooooo!!!" Loretta yelled, running off, behind her. "Harry is mine, you tart!"
Hermione jumped on Alladin's flying carpet. Loretta wanted to follow but her broom was eaten by professor Flitwick. She collapsed on the floor and started to cry. But luckily Snape was there, dressed as the Metatron.
"I am the Metatron, voice of the one...."
"Shut up and help me find Harry!!" Loretta shouted.
The Metatron took Loretta in his arms and flew of with her. Soon they found Harry, tied up to a dentist chair. Loretta untied the poor Harry.
"Oh Loretta, Hermione wanted me to marry her. If I refused, whe would... destroy my dentures..." Harry started to cry. Loretta took him in his armes and cuddled him.
"You are save now, my love. I am with you."
"Cut the crap, please..." The Metatron said, impatiently.
Harry noticed the short haired angle behind Loretta and fell in love with him. The Metatron also fell in love with him. They flew off, leaving Loretta behind with a crazy Hermione. He merely shrugged, cut off his ponytails, turned back into Draco and married Hermione. They lived happily ever after and ate Lemondrops.
Moral of this story: If you don't brush your teeth enough, you get dentures.
~End