Disclaimer: I own no characters from Sherlock Holmes of POTO (I couldn't
think of any clever responses today. . . ( )
A/N: I have been showing this story to me friends, and they are laughing hysterically at it. BUT WHERE ARE THE REVIEWS??? THERE ARE NONE. Please at least consider reviewing for this poor, poor writer.
Erik: This is odd. . . he is definitely breathing.
(Before any conclusions could be made [for only Holmes would be able to come up with one so quickly], Sherlock's eyes open)
Jessica: You're alive! **hugs him**
Sherlock: **in an odd voice** Hello.
Erik: Good, now I finally have someone normal to talk to.
Julia: Who are you??
Sherlock: **still in the odd voice** Hello. My name is Sherlock Holmes, and I am a normal, world-famous detective.
Julia: Ohhhh. . . so you are the one they have been telling me about. **puts out her hand** Pleased to meet you.
Sherlock: **hides his hand away from her, and continues in the creepy voice** Please do not touch me.
Raoul: Geez, Sherlock, you sure are being mean.
Sherlock: I apologize for being mean.
Jessica: Aw, that's my little Sherlock! Always apologizing!
Erik: You are not acting yourself, Sherlock. . .
Sherlock: What are you talking about. I am acting just like myself.
Erik: Okay. . .
Raoul: Oh! I forgot my cookies! **runs in the kitchen**
Sherlock: What a nice boy. He made me cookies.
Erik: O_O
Julia: So, Sherlock. . . How old are you anyway?
Sherlock: **opens his mouth as if to say something, then closes it**
Julia: What?
Sherlock: Does not comply.
Raoul: What?
Sherlock: Does not comply.
Raoul: **comes back. . . WITH COOKIES!** Cookies are here! Lookie, Sherlock, there's even Teletubbies on them!
Sherlock: **appears to attempt to smile, but it turns into a creepy showing of the teeth** Why thank you. I love teletubbies.
Erik: O_O
Raoul: Here! Here! Take some Sherlock!
Sherlock: No. I am not hungry.
Julia: Now, I don't know you very well, but I would say you are a little grouchy today Sherlock.
Erik: Yeah. . . I think you need a little rest Sherlock.
Sherlock: If you say I should. **closes his eyes**
Erik: We are going to assume that he is asleep, of course. . .
Julia: **checks her watch randomly** Oh no! Guys, my parents are going to home in twenty minutes! **starts spazzing** We need to get Sherlock out of here! My parents are going to FREAK!
Jessica: No spazzing for you! That is MY job!
Everyone: O_o
Watson: HELLO-O-O! We have to get him out of here!
Raoul: Don't go there, girlfriend! **snap, snap, snap**
Raoul and Watson: **giggle**
Erik: **picks Sherlock up, struggling a bit** Boy, you are heavy, Holmes. **brings him into the living room and lays him down on the couch.
Jessica: Sherlock sure was acting weird. . .
Erik: You're telling me.
Julia: Oh my gosh, guys. I remember something!
Everyone: **gasps**
Julia: The last time, Erik picked Sherlock up, he was commenting on how Sherlock needed to put on some weight.
Watson: And. . .?
Julia: And Sherlock was there the whole time! He didn't just appear on my parents' bed! He was actually there!
Jessica: Well, at least you remember now.
Julia: Remember what?
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: Hmm. . .Julia, you are on to something for once. . .
What is Julia on to? Why hasn't Erik strangled anyone? Why did Sherlock like the teletubbie cookies? Why is Isaac so gosh-darn cool?? All this and more in the exciting next chapter!
A/N: I have been showing this story to me friends, and they are laughing hysterically at it. BUT WHERE ARE THE REVIEWS??? THERE ARE NONE. Please at least consider reviewing for this poor, poor writer.
Erik: This is odd. . . he is definitely breathing.
(Before any conclusions could be made [for only Holmes would be able to come up with one so quickly], Sherlock's eyes open)
Jessica: You're alive! **hugs him**
Sherlock: **in an odd voice** Hello.
Erik: Good, now I finally have someone normal to talk to.
Julia: Who are you??
Sherlock: **still in the odd voice** Hello. My name is Sherlock Holmes, and I am a normal, world-famous detective.
Julia: Ohhhh. . . so you are the one they have been telling me about. **puts out her hand** Pleased to meet you.
Sherlock: **hides his hand away from her, and continues in the creepy voice** Please do not touch me.
Raoul: Geez, Sherlock, you sure are being mean.
Sherlock: I apologize for being mean.
Jessica: Aw, that's my little Sherlock! Always apologizing!
Erik: You are not acting yourself, Sherlock. . .
Sherlock: What are you talking about. I am acting just like myself.
Erik: Okay. . .
Raoul: Oh! I forgot my cookies! **runs in the kitchen**
Sherlock: What a nice boy. He made me cookies.
Erik: O_O
Julia: So, Sherlock. . . How old are you anyway?
Sherlock: **opens his mouth as if to say something, then closes it**
Julia: What?
Sherlock: Does not comply.
Raoul: What?
Sherlock: Does not comply.
Raoul: **comes back. . . WITH COOKIES!** Cookies are here! Lookie, Sherlock, there's even Teletubbies on them!
Sherlock: **appears to attempt to smile, but it turns into a creepy showing of the teeth** Why thank you. I love teletubbies.
Erik: O_O
Raoul: Here! Here! Take some Sherlock!
Sherlock: No. I am not hungry.
Julia: Now, I don't know you very well, but I would say you are a little grouchy today Sherlock.
Erik: Yeah. . . I think you need a little rest Sherlock.
Sherlock: If you say I should. **closes his eyes**
Erik: We are going to assume that he is asleep, of course. . .
Julia: **checks her watch randomly** Oh no! Guys, my parents are going to home in twenty minutes! **starts spazzing** We need to get Sherlock out of here! My parents are going to FREAK!
Jessica: No spazzing for you! That is MY job!
Everyone: O_o
Watson: HELLO-O-O! We have to get him out of here!
Raoul: Don't go there, girlfriend! **snap, snap, snap**
Raoul and Watson: **giggle**
Erik: **picks Sherlock up, struggling a bit** Boy, you are heavy, Holmes. **brings him into the living room and lays him down on the couch.
Jessica: Sherlock sure was acting weird. . .
Erik: You're telling me.
Julia: Oh my gosh, guys. I remember something!
Everyone: **gasps**
Julia: The last time, Erik picked Sherlock up, he was commenting on how Sherlock needed to put on some weight.
Watson: And. . .?
Julia: And Sherlock was there the whole time! He didn't just appear on my parents' bed! He was actually there!
Jessica: Well, at least you remember now.
Julia: Remember what?
Everyone: O_o
Jessica: Hmm. . .Julia, you are on to something for once. . .
What is Julia on to? Why hasn't Erik strangled anyone? Why did Sherlock like the teletubbie cookies? Why is Isaac so gosh-darn cool?? All this and more in the exciting next chapter!