Naraku was exhausted the after the aforementioned dawn. He had
interviewed a grand total of fifty women. Either they were too ugly,too
nosy, too fat, too skinny, too pale, or already taken by another villian.
Who knew Naraku was so picky?
"I must find a woman soon. Maybe two. Or three, even. Hell, maybe I will go to men. I have to say, that Sesshomaru is very attractive..." He froze as he let that sentance hang in air. Slowly, his right eye began to twitch ever so slightly. He fell back, suddenly, with a cringe. "Why in the nine levels of Hell did I just think that?!" A gasp of laughter sounded from behind Naraku, who turned slightly to meet the face of Inuyasha, the cause of the laughter.
"Oh, this is too grand. No wonder Kikyo ditched you! I can't believe.." He broke out into another gust of laughter. Which lasted for a good five minutes. Finally stopping, he wiped a tear from his eye. "This is pure blackmail." Inuyasha cackled while pointing a finger at his arch nemesis.
"Blackmail?" Naraku arched an eyebrow. A plan forming in his malicious mind. "Why, Inuyasha, I never noticed how stunning you look while being devious." He took a step towards the half demon, stroking his left cheek, leaning in slightly."It gives me the sudden urge to-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!(Did I overdo that?)" Inuyasha broke out of Narakus grasp and took off running into the forest. Never to look back.
Naraku smirked victoriously. "That should keep him away for a good weeks worth..But, he did kind of looked striking.." Naraku literally slapped himself, leaving a ten point hand print neatly on his right cheek. "I really need to stop thinking like that. I am turning out to be a sodimite..." He spent twenty minutes ranting about how he couldn't believe he did that, but how clever it was and yadda yadda yadda. You get it.
Narakus voiced thoughts were interrupted by, yet again, Inuyasha.
"Did you know this forest goes in a circle?" Inuyasha asked, out of breath.
Clueless, Naraku shook his head. And really, he did not know that.
"Oh, well, it does," Inuyasha inhaled deeply, then.."AHHHHH!!!!" And off he went.
Still dumbfounded, Naraku shook his head, sadly. "They could have gotten me a better rival. But no, that would have cost extra.." He took a look around him. "Hum..I wonder where that wench Kikyo is, well...very attractive wench...Or where that pathetic girl who follows Inuyasha is..." He let out a deep sigh and closed his eyes, his hope somewhat fading. "I guess I will look for the monk. He seems to have a past with women, and is trained with them. Perhaps he could lend me a few tips. (No, not that way you dirty minded hentai!) He gritted his teeth of the thought. He hated asking for help, it made him overly cheerful.
He looked up and, yet again, saw Inuyasha. In return, the half demon gave him a confused puppy look. Sighing, Naraku pointed South of where he was. "Keep going straight for a mile, then turn left near the tree with bodies around it. That will lead you out of here."
Saluting, Inuyasha bounded off. Our dear villian closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, soothingly, trying to ease the pain of a on coming migrain. Muttering to himself, he let his head hit the tree he was leaning against. Putting a emphasis on every word he spoke. "Where is a bloody gun when needed..."
"I must find a woman soon. Maybe two. Or three, even. Hell, maybe I will go to men. I have to say, that Sesshomaru is very attractive..." He froze as he let that sentance hang in air. Slowly, his right eye began to twitch ever so slightly. He fell back, suddenly, with a cringe. "Why in the nine levels of Hell did I just think that?!" A gasp of laughter sounded from behind Naraku, who turned slightly to meet the face of Inuyasha, the cause of the laughter.
"Oh, this is too grand. No wonder Kikyo ditched you! I can't believe.." He broke out into another gust of laughter. Which lasted for a good five minutes. Finally stopping, he wiped a tear from his eye. "This is pure blackmail." Inuyasha cackled while pointing a finger at his arch nemesis.
"Blackmail?" Naraku arched an eyebrow. A plan forming in his malicious mind. "Why, Inuyasha, I never noticed how stunning you look while being devious." He took a step towards the half demon, stroking his left cheek, leaning in slightly."It gives me the sudden urge to-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!(Did I overdo that?)" Inuyasha broke out of Narakus grasp and took off running into the forest. Never to look back.
Naraku smirked victoriously. "That should keep him away for a good weeks worth..But, he did kind of looked striking.." Naraku literally slapped himself, leaving a ten point hand print neatly on his right cheek. "I really need to stop thinking like that. I am turning out to be a sodimite..." He spent twenty minutes ranting about how he couldn't believe he did that, but how clever it was and yadda yadda yadda. You get it.
Narakus voiced thoughts were interrupted by, yet again, Inuyasha.
"Did you know this forest goes in a circle?" Inuyasha asked, out of breath.
Clueless, Naraku shook his head. And really, he did not know that.
"Oh, well, it does," Inuyasha inhaled deeply, then.."AHHHHH!!!!" And off he went.
Still dumbfounded, Naraku shook his head, sadly. "They could have gotten me a better rival. But no, that would have cost extra.." He took a look around him. "Hum..I wonder where that wench Kikyo is, well...very attractive wench...Or where that pathetic girl who follows Inuyasha is..." He let out a deep sigh and closed his eyes, his hope somewhat fading. "I guess I will look for the monk. He seems to have a past with women, and is trained with them. Perhaps he could lend me a few tips. (No, not that way you dirty minded hentai!) He gritted his teeth of the thought. He hated asking for help, it made him overly cheerful.
He looked up and, yet again, saw Inuyasha. In return, the half demon gave him a confused puppy look. Sighing, Naraku pointed South of where he was. "Keep going straight for a mile, then turn left near the tree with bodies around it. That will lead you out of here."
Saluting, Inuyasha bounded off. Our dear villian closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, soothingly, trying to ease the pain of a on coming migrain. Muttering to himself, he let his head hit the tree he was leaning against. Putting a emphasis on every word he spoke. "Where is a bloody gun when needed..."