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Authors note~ I started feeling really cruddy and had the sudden urge to write. I do my best writing when I'm emotional out of it. Well, here's the 2nd chapter, I hope you guys will like it as much as the first. And a big thanks to all my reviewers I had.

Chapter 2

Miroku entered the classroom and everything just seemed to stop. Twenty or more pairs of eyes were staring at him. All just screaming, who the hell is this freak. Miroku couldn't help but feel embarrassed. He hadn't gotten his school uniform yet, and the clothes he was wearing didn't exactly help him fit in with his new piers. He was wearing a pair of black baggy pants that dragged to the ground, a long silver chain, several pairs of studs, and a black t-shirt with the lettering, I always talk to TV. when the refrigerator is angry at me.

The teacher took one glance at him and shook his head. "I take it you're the new student."

"Heh." Miroku crossed his arms defiantly. "Yeah, I would think that's pretty obvious."

The class didn't say anything; they were too busy gaping over what he was wearing not to mention what he had just said.

The teacher grumbled something under his breath and turned his attention back to the troublesome student. "Why don't you introduce yourself?"

Miroku sighed and nodded. "My name is Miroku Hatsaharu. There, I introduced myself. Miroku turned to take his seat but his plans were quickly thwarted.

Mr. Kawada held out his arm preventing Miroku from taking a seat. "Not so fast Mr. Hatsaharu. Tell us more about yourself, you were pretty vague."

Miroku groaned silently. "What does everyone want to know about me?"

A young woman with jet-black hair immediately raised her hand waving it about. "Oh, me! Me!" (A/n in case you can't tell this is Kagome.)

Miroku couldn't help but smile pathetically at the girl. 'What a spaz.' Miroku chuckled quietly to himself. "You, spaz girl, what's your question?"

Kagome pointed to herself and blinked her eyes. "Me?"

Miroku twitched his eyebrows. He was beginning to get extremely annoyed with this idiot. "Yes, you, what's your question?"

"What's your family like?"

Miroku's face lost its happiness and seemed to go deep into thought. "I lost both my mother and father when I was five years old today, and my previous guardian Mushin died about a week ago."

The whole room became silent, and nobody spoke or even moved. Not even Kagome nervously twitched as she usually does. A lot of people just shot Miroku that old pity glance.

Miroku just shrugged it off and took his seat next to what appeared to be a hardcore punk like himself. He had long silver hair and a well-sculpted body. His uniform could be described in two words, well decorated. He had bullet casings going down both his sleeves, all the buttons ripped of his shirt, and a clearly visible black undershirt with the anarchy logo in red lettering. His pant legs were ripped off just below his knees and small silver studs went down the pant legs. Miroku took one look at the punk and smiled. "Nice outfit."

Inuyasha grinned evilly at the noob. 'This guy may lighten things up a bit around here.' "Say Miroku."

Miroku turned to the silver haired bad boy. "Yeah?"

"Am I right to assume you're not big on authority"

Miroku grinned. "Not particularly, no."

"Good, good. I could use a little help raising some hell around here. By the way my name is Inuyasha." Inuyasha extended his hand out to Miroku's.

Miroku grasped the hand tightly. "Nice to meet you Inuyasha, I think you and I are going to get along fine."

Sango silently watched the two newfound friends from the front row. Her eyes were glued to Miroku. 'That boy, he's so mysterious. "I lost both my mother and father when I was five years old today, and my previous guardian Mushin died about a week ago." The way he said that, he just seemed to calm and unaffected. What sort of person is he?'

The teacher slammed his fist on Sango's desk. "Ms. Okumen, please try to pay attention to my lesson instead of staring at our new student."

Sango's face turned a deep red. She nodded quickly and the infuriated teacher had gone back to his lesson. Sango stared down at her books trying to hide her embarrassment. 'Man; now that weird transfer student probably thinks I like him or something. But it's strange. I just can't stop thinking about him.' Sango shook her head wildly. 'Get it together Sango.'

Miroku's eyes wandered over to the young woman that was staring at him before. He studied her features with great intent. She had dark brown eyes, an amazing figure, and long dark brown hair. 'I wouldn't mind getting a piece of that action. That girl is gorgeous.'

"Mr. Hatsaharu"

Miroku was totally into staring down Sango and didn't even notice the teacher yelling at him. 'I wonder what sort of person she is.'

"Mr. Hatsaharu!" Mr. Kawada angrily shook Miroku. "Pay attention, baka!"

Miroku still didn't notice the teacher shaking him vigorously. He was literally transfixed on Sango.

Mr. Kawada nearly exploded on Miroku. He picked up Miroku's math book and slammed it over Miroku's head.

Miroku blinked a few times and looked around the classroom. All his classmates were giggling at him. Miroku was totally unaware of what just happened and didn't know how to really react. "Ouch."

Mr. Kawada's face -_-; "Is that all you have to say for yourself!?"

Miroku shook his head. "No. But I would like to know why I got hit in the head with my math book."

The teacher shook his head and walked off. 'That kid must be on some sort of drugs. Never in my life have I ever seen someone so completely unaware of their surroundings. It was like he was unconscious. This kid is really starting to freak me out.'

Miroku's hand shot up in the air. "Wait a minute! You still didn't answer my question!"

"Shut up and pay attention and I wont have to hit you again."

Miroku grew angrier by the second and stood up from his seat. "No! Answer my question first!"

Mr. Kawada along with the rest of the class were stunned by Miroku's persistence.

Inuyasha stared at his strange friend. 'Man. What's with this guy. Why doesn't he just give it up.' Inuyasha tugged on Miroku's arm motioning for him to sit down. "Come on man, he's not worth it."

Miroku ignored his friend's wise advice and stood there still staring at the teacher. "Please answer my question."

"That's it! Out of my classroom, now! I can't take your idiocy another minute." Mr. Kawada pointed Miroku to the door.

"Yeah fine, I'll go. But first answer my question."

Mr. Kawada walked over to Miroku and landed a hard blow to his face. "Follow my directions immediately or you'll end up being suspended."

Miroku sneered at the teacher and cracked his knuckles. "Bad answer." Miroku got up out of his seat grabbing his things and walked out of the classroom.

Miroku sat quietly outside the classroom rubbing his hand on his head. 'Damn, he hits pretty hard. Guess it wasn't a good idea to make such a scene. Ah well, at least I didn't let that guy get the best of me.'

Sango smiled a bit at Miroku's stupidity. 'What an idiot! I can't believe he did that, even though it was pretty funny. No one has ever challenged Mr. Kawada like that. I'm gonna assume there's more to this guy than what he seems.' Sango turned her focus back to math.

Inuyasha just stared at the door in dismay. 'What was that idiot doing? This guy is a strange one, but he's definitely got guts I'll give him that.'

Kagome sat there laughing her ass off. "Man that kid cracks me up! What a freak!"

Sango turned to her friend and tried to get her to stop laughing. "You're going to end up in the hallway too if you keep this up."

Mr. Kawada stood behind Sango with an angry glare on his face. "Well, since you like socializing so much Ms. Okumen you can socialize with Mr. Hatsaharu in the hall."

Sango sighed and gathered up her things and reluctantly walked out the door. Sitting there in the hallway sleeping was Miroku. Sango smiled and sat down next to him.

Miroku sensed Sango's presence and opened his eyes. "Hey, you get in trouble too?"

Sango mumbled something about her friend being a dumbass. "Not intentionally, my friend got me into trouble. Unlike you, I wasn't acting like an idiot."

Miroku looked at her somewhat perplexed. "Is it stupid to stand up for yourself?"

Sango stared at him curiously. "No. But what you said to Mr. Kawada was extremely stupid. He's not exactly the friendliest guy in the world."

Miroku gripped a tight fist. "I know that he's an asshole but I don't really care. I'm not going to just lie down for a guy like that. I have the right to know what I did wrong." Miroku turned to Sango and looked straight into her eyes. "Don't ever be afraid to stand up for yourself. If you don't do it for yourself who is going to do it for you?"

A light blush came to Sango's face. She turned her face away from Miroku's eyes and looked back down at the ground.

Miroku's face lightened a bit. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel so uncomfortable."

Sango struggled to find the right words to say to him. "You didn't make me feel uncomfortable. It's just."

Miroku lifted Sanog's chin up to face him. "Just what?"

Sango was almost breathless. 'Those eyes of his. There's something about those eyes.' "You're just so strange."

Miroku's face seemed slightly hurt but didn't show it much. "I see."

Sango moved a little closer to Miroku her hand brushed up on top of his. "I didn't mean it like that. You just seem like sort of an enigma. It's hard to figure you out."

Miroku noticed Sango's hand on his and smiled. He stood up and extended his hand down to her. "There's nothing more to me than what you see."

Sango was hesitant to take Miroku's hand. She reached out for it but pulled back. 'No I can't. I don't want to get involved with him.'

"No? Okay then, maybe I'll see you later." Miroku turned around and began to walk off leaving Sango sitting by herself in the hallway. Sango got up and instinctively ran after him. She grabbed his shoulder and pulled him back. "Wait Miroku. Where are you planning on going?"

"Not sure exactly but it beats sitting around in the halls. You want to come with me?" Miroku smiled seductively at her.

Sango shook her head. 'I want to but I shouldn't. This guy sounds like a lot of trouble.' "I'm sorry Miroku, but I've gotten into enough trouble today."

Miroku shrugged. "Fair enough. I'll be seeing ya then."

Sango grabbed his hand quickly. "By the way, my name is Sango. Sango Okumen."

Miroku nodded and walked off. "Sango Okumen, I wont soon forget that name.'

Sango watched as Miroku walked away. The bell rang and a sea of people quickly swallowed her up. 'Miroku Hatsaharu. What are you hiding, really?'

Inuyasha darted out of his math class and began his frantic search for Miroku. 'Now where did that idiot go?' Inuyasha's eyes brightened. He noticed his friend way at the end of the hallway. He bolted full speed down the hallway running into several people and finally jumping on top of his friend tackling him down to the ground. "Hey baka! I was looking for you after class!"

Miroku slid out from under Inuyasha and looked up at him. "What for?"

Inuyasha extended a hand down to his friend. "Just wanted to see if you were interested in having a little fun."

Miroku grabbed Inuyasha's hand and hoisted himself up. "What sort of fun?"

Inuyasha crossed his arms and grinned. "The kind that you're not suppose to have."

"I see. I'm in!"

Inuyasha chuckled. "Good, glad to hear it." Inuyasha threw his arm over Miroku's shoulder and walked with him to next period. "So here's what we do."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~lunchroom~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Miroku stared in awe at the strange glob of green food that was wiggling about on his trey. "Uh Inuyasha, what the hell is this stuff?"

Inuyasha stared at it for a moment and shrugged. "Not sure, but I wouldn't try eating it. My policy is anything that moves on its own I shouldn't eat."

Miroku nodded. "Good policy." A small smile crept unto Miroku's face as he looked around the table. "Who here will pay me to eat this green shit?" Miroku was instantly bombarded with offers of cash to eat the strange food. "Okay, $20 it is then." (a/n this is taking place in Japan but I have no idea how much that would be in yen so bare with me.) Miroku took a deep breath and guzzled down the strange food not leaving any trace of it.

Everyone gathered around the table to see his reaction. They stood there staring wide-eyed at him.

Miroku cupped his hand over his mouth trying to keep himself from puking. He grabbed a bottle of water from another student's trey and drank the whole thing within a matter of seconds. "Okay, where in the hell is my twenty!?"

The whole table burst out in laughter and went back to their own meal.

Miroku searched around frantically for the kid who was going to pay him $20 for eating that green crap. "No seriously! Where in the hell is my twenty!?"

Nobody said anything to him and continued eating as if they didn't hear anything.

Miroku picked up a glob of what looked to be meat pudding and threw it in another kids face. The glob of food slid down the kids face and he nearly exploded. He grabbed a piece of rancid fruit and threw it at Miroku missing him completely and hitting Inuyasha. Inuyasha picked up his trey and walked over to the kid. "You are so dead!" He stood up and smashed the trey of food over his head. "There, that'll teach ya!"

Miroku got up and smiled looking at Inuyasha. "FOOD FIGHT!"

Within a matter of seconds the cafeteria was turned into a war zone. Food was being flung everywhere. The students were covered from head to toe in nasty inedible crap mistaken for food. Nobody remained unscathed the war seemed like it would never end, that is until the principal came in.

Miroku flung his chicken potpie over at Kagome. She quickly ducked and the potpie ended up hitting the principal right in the face. The room suddenly became extremely quiet. Miroku widened his eyes in complete shock. 'Oh shit!' The potpie slid of the principal's face revealing his infuriated look.

Inuyasha noticed his friend's awful predicament and decided to help him out. He picked up a glob of mash potatoes that was moving about on the floor and hit the principal smack dab in the face. Inuyasha turned to his friend and smiled. "Don't say I never did anything for you."

The principal whipped the disgusting food off of his face and pointed to Inuyasha and Miroku. His face was bright red like a tomato and his veins were popping out of his neck. "YOU TWO! IN MY OFFICE, NOW!"

The two friends walked out of the cafeteria together closing the door behind them. The room erupted in laughter. Never had there being such an amazing food fight.

Sango looked around at the mess Miroku and Inuyasha had caused. She shook her head in dismay. "Those two are in for it now."

Kagome nodded. "Yeah, but they didn't seem to care too much. Besides, don't tell me you didn't just enjoy that.

"No, I did. I'm just wondering what's going to happen to our two favorite bad boys." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Principals Office~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"What in the hell were you two thinking! Never in my life have I seen such insolate behavior. You will be severely punished!" The principal eyed the two of them carefully.

Inuyasha sighed. "Sorry Mr. Sasaki but I couldn't help myself. You know how I like to have fun here at school."

"Don't even start with me Mr. Futeki. (a/n futeki stands for daring in Japanese.) And as for you Mr. Hatsaharu what's your reason for doing this?"

"No real reason, I just wanted to have a little fun. This place is a real downer."

Inuyasha smacked his hand up against his forehead. 'Why do I just think my friend has gotten us into even deeper trouble?'

"So it's fun you want. Well you and Mr. Futeki can have tons of fun cleaning up the cafeteria."

Miroku groaned. "That doesn't sound very fun."

"Out! Out of my office! Both of you get out, now!"

Inuyasha and Miroku walked out the door and headed back to the cafeteria. They walked in and noticed the full extent of their mess they had made with all the students now all cleared out.

Inuyasha turned to his friend and smiled. "Do you think we over did it just a bit?"

Miroku looked up at the ceiling as pieces of food dripped down unto the floor. "Maybe just a little."

Inuyasha picked up a broom that was sitting there waiting for the two of them and began making a big pile of the disregarded pieces of food. "I don't exactly love the idea of cleaning this whole mess up, Miroku."

Miroku stopped sweeping and put down his broom. "Neither do I buddy, neither do I."

"Then what do you say we ditch this place and leave all the fun for the janitors?"

"Sounds good to me. But then what are we going to do next?"

"I'm thinking death and destruction."

Miroku looked at his friend sorely. "Inuyasha."

"Ok, ok. Maybe not death but definitely destruction."

Miroku rubbed his chin. He was definitely curious. "Tell me more."

Inuyasha pulled out a small handful of cherry bombs from his pocket. "They just installed some new staff bathrooms. What do you say we break them in?"

Miroku shrugged. "Alright, it beats the hell out of cleaning anyway. So where are they?"

A wide smile came to Inuyasha's face. "Perfect. That's just the kind of answer I like to hear. Come on I'll take you to them."

Inuyasha and Miroku left the cafeteria and headed down to science hall. Both of them filled with wild eyes of what was going to go down.

Sango stared blissfully at the door her thoughts crept back to Miroku and the massive food fight. 'I wonder what ended up happening to him? The principal looked pretty ticked.'

Kagome poked her friend in the back. "Hey, Sango? What's up? You're not even trying to pay attention to the science lecture."

"I know Kagome, it's just that something is on my mind."

Kagome smiled evilly much like Inuyasha. "Are you sure it's not someone?"

Sango mumbled something under breath about her shutting the hell up. She turned back around and tried to focus on the science lecture Mr. Unzari was giving. Her thoughts quickly wandered back to Miroku. However, it wasn't long lived her peaceful thoughts were quickly interrupted by a loud explosion.

"What the hell!" Mr. Unzari turned his attention over from his boring lecture to the commotion taking place in the hall. "It sounded like an explosion. Everyone stay calm I'm going to go check things out."

Kagome let out a small chuckle. "Don't even bother Mr. Unzari it's probably just Inuyasha and Miroku causing trouble."

"What!? Again!? I thought after the food fight incident they would have learned their lesson."

Sango shook her head. "No, Kagome is right. Those two are complete idiots this has their prints written all over it."

Mr. Unzari left the classroom and ran outside. He could immediately feel water beneath his feet. He looked over to the staff bathroom water was gushing out from under the door. "That's it! Those two are so dead!" Mr. Unzari walked into the bathroom and caught Miroku and Inuyasha in the act of placing cherry bombs into the toilets. "You two get out of here right now and meet me in the hallway."

Miroku and Inuyasha complied without any fuss and sat silently in the hallway waiting for Mr. Unzari. Miroku sat quietly tapping his hand on the floor impatiently. Inuyasha sat in his most defiant pose glaring at the door waiting for Mr. Unzari to come back out and yell at them.

Mr. Unzari came out shaking his head. "What were you two thinking? Why in the hell did you do that to the staff bathrooms?"

Miroku shrugged. "It was fun. This place is really depressing I just wanted to lighten things up."

Mr. Unzari turned his attention over to Inuyasha. "Well? What do you have to say for yourself?"

"Nothing."

"Nothing? What the hell do you mean?"

Inuyasha glared at Mr. Unzari. "I don't have anything to say for myself. I did it because I wanted to. I don't have any regrets."

"I see, boys come with me."

The two boys got up and followed Mr. Unzari down a long corridor into a small office that read "Counseling."

Miroku stared blankly at the sign cursing under his breath over and over again. 'I'm really fucked now.'

Inuyasha growled at the sight of the counseling office. "What did you bring us here for?"

"Counseling. You two are obviously emotionally upset and need some counseling."

Miroku backed away from the office. "I think I'll pass but thanks any way." Miroku waved good bye to teacher. Inuyasha followed closely behind his friend.

"Not so fast, this isn't optional. You two must attend counseling. You have to get your behavior under control. Now go."

The two boys shuffled into the counseling office and waited silently to be called in.

Miroku had the song Glass War stuck in his head and was singing it over and over again in his mind.

Inuyasha was dozing on and off. He tried his best to keep himself from falling asleep but it wasn't working too well. 'Man, I don't want to talk with a counselor. Maybe I went a little too far this time.' Inuyasha looked over at his friend who was blissfully happy. 'Poor Miroku, he doesn't know what the counselors are like here. It's going to be even worse since he's new. I shouldn't have gotten him so involved in this. I just wanted a good friend have fun with but maybe Miroku wasn't the right choice.' Miroku was still smiling and singing Glass War. 'That idiot. He's so unaware, so innocent.'

The secretary sneaked out from behind her desk and looked at the two boys. "Miroku, Inuyasha, the counselor will see you two now."

Miroku stood up and followed the secretary to the other room. Inuyasha followed close behind dragging his feet slowly. 'Great, now I have to go talk to some idiot counselor. Today's really not my day.'

The two boys entered the room and stood silently at the door way.

The counselor smiled at them and motioned for them to sit down. "Please take a seat. Make yourselves comfortable, you may be here for a while."

Miroku grimaced and sat down his eyes seemed cold and emotionless as he stared at the counselor.

Inuyasha didn't sit down. He just stood there staring at the counselor with a scowl on his face. "I ain't sitting down and I ain't going to talk with no counselor."

"Maybe we should have a talk with you parents then."

Inuyasha growled and sat down. "Fine, you win." Inuyasha reluctantly sat down and glared at the counselor.

"Let's begin, shall we?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of chapter~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Authors note~ This was like a huge update and I really didn't expect to write this much. I almost wrote 4 more pages but resisted the urge. I hope you like this chapter, I know I don't have any real fluff with Sango and Miroku yet but everything will come soon. I'm just building things up here. Hope you still enjoyed the chapter though. Thanks to all my reviewers!

Inu-shounen~ Wanted more, and I gave you more.

Missy-bee~ I don't plan on adding Kikyo to the story. I'm planning on keeping it between Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku. I don't like having the other characters. It's too much work to fit them into the story.

Rain angst~ Glad you love it!

Fanfictiongeek36~ hope this is long enough to keep you satisfied till my next update.

Rissi-sama~ This chapter is more just meeting people and stuff but the dramatics will all start in the next chapter.

Sammi~ I know what you mean. There are too few good Sango/Miroku fics. But there definitely are some good ones out there.

Thanks to all the reviewers I had for the first chapter. I loved reading your reviews! You're all great! Thanks!

Next chapter ~ Miroku and Inuyasha get a rough time with the counselor. Something goes seriously wrong when Miroku is talked to individually with the counselor. This is the beginning of where all the trouble begins to start.

Oh and just a few shout outs to some authors my reviewers should definitely check out. Inu-shounen, Rissi-sama, Sweet-Chaos, and Aamalie.

Adios for now!

Zero.