Author's Note: HI! Yes, it is me again and I'm out to drive you all crazy!
THANK YOU KITSUNE OF LIGHT! AND THANK YOU EVERYBODY WHO REVIEWED YOU ARE SO
AWESOME!
Also, there aren't any costumes anymore. Yes, I know you are sad, but it'll
be better later!
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Disclaimer:
Kitsune of Light: SUGAR! COFFEE! CAKE! COOKIES! SODA! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Godrina_of_the-Cyborgs: ICE CREAM! DUEL MONSTERS! PRAYER BEADS! ANIME! MWHAHAHAHA!
KoL: HYPER!
GotC: ANIME!
KoL and GotC: WE ARE CRAZY AND WE LOVE ANIME! WHICH WE DO NOT OWN! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
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For the sake of the sanity of everyone on the face of the earth, please review this fic and flames will be used to burn down Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs's school!
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Chapter 4: The end of Halloween, school sucks and DEATH TO COMMERCIALS!
Shippo: *waves* bye, everybody! See you all later!
Botan: *is leaving with Yuske and the gang* Well, that was fun, wasn't it, Hiei?
Hiei: SUGAR! *is now holding five pillowcases full of candy*
Yuske: well, you seem happy.
Hiei: ^_^
Keiko: where's Kurama?
[at the Airport]
Loudspeaker: Now boarding, flight 216 to New York City.
Kurama: I'll give you $750 for your plane tickets.
Man: sure, kid.
Kurama: thanks.
[back on Shesshomaoru's Lawn.]
Yuske: I dunno.
Botan: well, you boys get to bed, you have school tomorrow! *makes her oar thingy appear and flies off.*
Yuske: I hate school.
Kuwabara: doesn't everybody?
Mr. Takunaka: School is good for you! Keep your grades up! I'll be seeing you both tomorrow.
Hiei: *makes faces at Mr. Takunaka as he leaves* SUGAR!
[The next day, at school]
(Wait!)
[What?]
(Where is Chi Chi?)
[How would I know? Besides, nobody likes her.]
(It doesn't matter if anybody likes her or not...YOU'RE THE *beep* NARRATOR! YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE FIC!)
[I do, don't I?]
(Baka!)
[Careful...]
(YOU CAN'T HURT ME BECAUSE I AM THE AUTHORESS! *rabid monkeys attack the narrator*)
[AHH!!!]
(Well, the narrator should be saying, AT RIN'S TOGA PARTY, but I JUST KILLED THE NARRATOR! MUWAHAHAHA!)
Chi Chi: Rin, DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
Rin: But I don't have any homework.
Chi Chi: DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
Rin: I CAN'T!
(well, I have to hire a new narrator...SHIGARA! *thrusts a script at Shigara*)
[argh...the next day at school...]
Teacher Person: Class, you have to do a project for homework.
Everyone in class: do we have to?
Teacher Person: YES!
Everyone in class: awwwww.
Teacher Person: IT IS DUE TOMORROW! YOU MUST...TRY TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO PURCHASE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE!
[Suddenly, an insane squirrel attacks and kills the teacher.]
(WOO! YAY! KILL THE TEACHER! Actually, some of my teachers are pretty cool...but this is for anyone who has had an evil teacher! And I have had some pretty evil teachers.)
[Thank you. But I still hate you for making me the narrator. You always kill your narrators.]
(I already killed the narrator for this fic. Besides, you're cool.)
[^_^. Now, at an anime hangout..]
Yuske: Soooo, what are we supposed to be doing again?
Botan: we have to try to convince someone to buy a product or service.
Kuwabara: How are we supposed to do that?
Botan: With a commercial of course!
Yuske: This is so lame.
Yukina: It might be, but we have to do it.
Hiei: (Who is no longer sugar high) Hn.
Kuwabara: so, what should we do?
Mondo: Let's do the commercial with the pizza guy and the tree and the fake delivery.
All but Mondo: huh?
Mondo: the DiGiorno commercial.
All but Mondo: oh.
Yukina: I'll tape it.
[The DiGiorno commercial, take one.]
Kuwabara: why do I have to be the delivery guy?
Keiko: because.
Yukina: keiko, I can see you. I'm not supposed to.
Keiko: sorry. *steps out of the picture* Is this better?
Yukina: yeah.
Keiko: okay.
[The DiGiorno Commercial, take two.]
The Real Pizza delivery guy: some guy named Shippo ordered twelve jumbo stuffed crust pizzas?
Shippo: about time! It took you two whole chapters to show up!
Delivery Guy: you have to pay, you know.
Shippo: No, I don't. *waves coupon in his face* guaranteed delivery in thirty minutes or it's free!
[The DiGiorno Commercial, take three]
Kuwabara: steps out of car, and then is grabbed by Yuske.
Yuske: oh, wait. I forgot to do something.
[The DiGiorno Commercial, take four]
Yuske: This is a Digiworld pizza. It tastes just like deli-very! You haven't uploaded one yet? Well now you shall!
Kuwabara: *gets out of car and begins to walk up to the house, but is snatched by Yuske*
Yuske: *now in Kuwabara's clothes, rings the doorbell* Here's your pizza. It's not delivery, it's Digiworld!
(scary...)
[The Barky Commercial, take one.]
Vegeta: Hey BARNEY! WHAT TIME IS THE NEXT WATERSHOW?
Barney: Why don't you put up a sign or something... that says when the watershow is? Does anybody here know when the watershow is?
[Someone in the bushes shoots barney]
[The barky commercial, take two.]
Vegeta: HEY BARNEY TELL ME WHEN THE WATERSHOW IS OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
[The barky commercial, take three.]
[The guy in the bushes just shoots barney...in the eye.]
Vegeta: HEY!
*Jet pops up from the bushes*
Jet: woo 10 points!
*guy in barney suit starts to get up*
Jet: AH! HE'S STILL ALIVE! *shoots him again*
Barney: @_@
Jiro: *runs off* AAAAHHH!
[The Barky commercial, take four.]
(JET YOU ARE FIRED! I'm gonna hire...ALBERT, 004! you're hired.)
[The barky commercial, take four.]
Vegeta: hey bar-
Albert: DIE! *launches a missile at barney*
Chibi Kurama: (he's the kid because we couldn't find anyone who wouldn't shoot barney, even as a kid.) did barney die? Cooooooooooooooool.
-This is how Black Ghost REALLY plants the seeds of war...[flashback]
[Chibi Albert sitting in front of a TV]
Barney: Now kids, we are going to play with some SPECIAL toys today. These toys are called "weapons".
[Pause for strange faces given to Godrina by the reader(s)..yes I DO know what you are thinking. That the authoresses are crazy and seriously need help. Did you know that they say this joke to each other every day?]
(ENOUGH SHIGARA! NOBODY CARES!)
Barney: now, there is a gun in your father's desk...(I AM NOT GOING TO SAY THE REST BECAUSE IT IS JUST MESSED UP!)
[End flashback.]
(that's messed up. 004 you're fired, 009 you are hired.)
[Duh. The barky commercial, take five.]
Vegeta: Hey barney, what time is the next watersh-*blows barney's head off* ALL RIGHT I BLEW BARNEY'S HEAD OFF! WOO! YEAH!
[The barky commercial, take six.]
Vegeta: hey barney, what time is the next watershow?
Chibi Kurama: *takes rose whip and slices the barney suit in half to reveal...BLACK GHOST! (the main villain from Cyborg 009)
002, 004, and 004: IT'S YOU!!!!! *shoot black ghost*
(CHIBI KURAMA YOU ARE FIRED, CHIBI 003, YOU'RE HIRED! I also fire you, 009 and hire 007. ;P Ain't it great?)
[The barky commercial, take seven. -_-...]
Chibi 003: hi, Mr. Barney.
Black Ghost: *eye twitch*
Vegeta: Hey barney, tell me when *beep* the *beep* watershow is or my KID'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
Black Ghost: THAT KID HAS A GUN!!! *kicks chibi 003*
002, 004, 009, and 007: HE HURT 003! :O *they all shoot black ghost*
[THIS IS GETTING REALLY LAME! The black ghost commercial, take eight.]
-Everyone blows Barney- I mean Black Ghost's head off.
Black Ghost: *laying on the ground* ow.
002: HE'S NOT DEAD YET! *Takes out his blaster and shoots Black Ghost again.*
Vegeta: That's all folks!
(err...riiiiight.)
[The kit kat commercial]
Kurama: *sitting on the sidelines at the dark tournament, finally gets up, and takes a bite out of a kit kat* YEAH! *begins dancing, and chops up the guy who he is fighting, then he calmly walks away and sits down.*
Hiei: gimme a break.
Yusuke: gimme a break.
Kurama: Break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!
Yukina: ...and cut!
Botan: finally, something we can hand in.
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So, how was that chapter? Yay or nay? Sorry it took so long to update, I was busy with school and homework and stuff. BURN HOMEWORK! DIE EVIL HOMEWORK! I'm okay now. PLEASE REVIEW I BEG OF YOU! Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, PLEASE REVIEW! Flames will be used to burn down my school! MUWAHAHAHA!
Yuske here. Okay, so we get an F on the project...but you probably already knew that. Thanksgiving is coming up, so why do we HAVE to have a pageant? And what's up with Yukina's cooking? It's amazing! But of course, there's always room at the table for one or two dozen more. It's going to be lots of crazy fun, next time on a year with the cast of Yu-Yu Hakusho!
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Disclaimer:
Kitsune of Light: SUGAR! COFFEE! CAKE! COOKIES! SODA! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Godrina_of_the-Cyborgs: ICE CREAM! DUEL MONSTERS! PRAYER BEADS! ANIME! MWHAHAHAHA!
KoL: HYPER!
GotC: ANIME!
KoL and GotC: WE ARE CRAZY AND WE LOVE ANIME! WHICH WE DO NOT OWN! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
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For the sake of the sanity of everyone on the face of the earth, please review this fic and flames will be used to burn down Godrina_of_the_Cyborgs's school!
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Chapter 4: The end of Halloween, school sucks and DEATH TO COMMERCIALS!
Shippo: *waves* bye, everybody! See you all later!
Botan: *is leaving with Yuske and the gang* Well, that was fun, wasn't it, Hiei?
Hiei: SUGAR! *is now holding five pillowcases full of candy*
Yuske: well, you seem happy.
Hiei: ^_^
Keiko: where's Kurama?
[at the Airport]
Loudspeaker: Now boarding, flight 216 to New York City.
Kurama: I'll give you $750 for your plane tickets.
Man: sure, kid.
Kurama: thanks.
[back on Shesshomaoru's Lawn.]
Yuske: I dunno.
Botan: well, you boys get to bed, you have school tomorrow! *makes her oar thingy appear and flies off.*
Yuske: I hate school.
Kuwabara: doesn't everybody?
Mr. Takunaka: School is good for you! Keep your grades up! I'll be seeing you both tomorrow.
Hiei: *makes faces at Mr. Takunaka as he leaves* SUGAR!
[The next day, at school]
(Wait!)
[What?]
(Where is Chi Chi?)
[How would I know? Besides, nobody likes her.]
(It doesn't matter if anybody likes her or not...YOU'RE THE *beep* NARRATOR! YOU KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE FIC!)
[I do, don't I?]
(Baka!)
[Careful...]
(YOU CAN'T HURT ME BECAUSE I AM THE AUTHORESS! *rabid monkeys attack the narrator*)
[AHH!!!]
(Well, the narrator should be saying, AT RIN'S TOGA PARTY, but I JUST KILLED THE NARRATOR! MUWAHAHAHA!)
Chi Chi: Rin, DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
Rin: But I don't have any homework.
Chi Chi: DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
Rin: I CAN'T!
(well, I have to hire a new narrator...SHIGARA! *thrusts a script at Shigara*)
[argh...the next day at school...]
Teacher Person: Class, you have to do a project for homework.
Everyone in class: do we have to?
Teacher Person: YES!
Everyone in class: awwwww.
Teacher Person: IT IS DUE TOMORROW! YOU MUST...TRY TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO PURCHASE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE!
[Suddenly, an insane squirrel attacks and kills the teacher.]
(WOO! YAY! KILL THE TEACHER! Actually, some of my teachers are pretty cool...but this is for anyone who has had an evil teacher! And I have had some pretty evil teachers.)
[Thank you. But I still hate you for making me the narrator. You always kill your narrators.]
(I already killed the narrator for this fic. Besides, you're cool.)
[^_^. Now, at an anime hangout..]
Yuske: Soooo, what are we supposed to be doing again?
Botan: we have to try to convince someone to buy a product or service.
Kuwabara: How are we supposed to do that?
Botan: With a commercial of course!
Yuske: This is so lame.
Yukina: It might be, but we have to do it.
Hiei: (Who is no longer sugar high) Hn.
Kuwabara: so, what should we do?
Mondo: Let's do the commercial with the pizza guy and the tree and the fake delivery.
All but Mondo: huh?
Mondo: the DiGiorno commercial.
All but Mondo: oh.
Yukina: I'll tape it.
[The DiGiorno commercial, take one.]
Kuwabara: why do I have to be the delivery guy?
Keiko: because.
Yukina: keiko, I can see you. I'm not supposed to.
Keiko: sorry. *steps out of the picture* Is this better?
Yukina: yeah.
Keiko: okay.
[The DiGiorno Commercial, take two.]
The Real Pizza delivery guy: some guy named Shippo ordered twelve jumbo stuffed crust pizzas?
Shippo: about time! It took you two whole chapters to show up!
Delivery Guy: you have to pay, you know.
Shippo: No, I don't. *waves coupon in his face* guaranteed delivery in thirty minutes or it's free!
[The DiGiorno Commercial, take three]
Kuwabara: steps out of car, and then is grabbed by Yuske.
Yuske: oh, wait. I forgot to do something.
[The DiGiorno Commercial, take four]
Yuske: This is a Digiworld pizza. It tastes just like deli-very! You haven't uploaded one yet? Well now you shall!
Kuwabara: *gets out of car and begins to walk up to the house, but is snatched by Yuske*
Yuske: *now in Kuwabara's clothes, rings the doorbell* Here's your pizza. It's not delivery, it's Digiworld!
(scary...)
[The Barky Commercial, take one.]
Vegeta: Hey BARNEY! WHAT TIME IS THE NEXT WATERSHOW?
Barney: Why don't you put up a sign or something... that says when the watershow is? Does anybody here know when the watershow is?
[Someone in the bushes shoots barney]
[The barky commercial, take two.]
Vegeta: HEY BARNEY TELL ME WHEN THE WATERSHOW IS OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
[The barky commercial, take three.]
[The guy in the bushes just shoots barney...in the eye.]
Vegeta: HEY!
*Jet pops up from the bushes*
Jet: woo 10 points!
*guy in barney suit starts to get up*
Jet: AH! HE'S STILL ALIVE! *shoots him again*
Barney: @_@
Jiro: *runs off* AAAAHHH!
[The Barky commercial, take four.]
(JET YOU ARE FIRED! I'm gonna hire...ALBERT, 004! you're hired.)
[The barky commercial, take four.]
Vegeta: hey bar-
Albert: DIE! *launches a missile at barney*
Chibi Kurama: (he's the kid because we couldn't find anyone who wouldn't shoot barney, even as a kid.) did barney die? Cooooooooooooooool.
-This is how Black Ghost REALLY plants the seeds of war...[flashback]
[Chibi Albert sitting in front of a TV]
Barney: Now kids, we are going to play with some SPECIAL toys today. These toys are called "weapons".
[Pause for strange faces given to Godrina by the reader(s)..yes I DO know what you are thinking. That the authoresses are crazy and seriously need help. Did you know that they say this joke to each other every day?]
(ENOUGH SHIGARA! NOBODY CARES!)
Barney: now, there is a gun in your father's desk...(I AM NOT GOING TO SAY THE REST BECAUSE IT IS JUST MESSED UP!)
[End flashback.]
(that's messed up. 004 you're fired, 009 you are hired.)
[Duh. The barky commercial, take five.]
Vegeta: Hey barney, what time is the next watersh-*blows barney's head off* ALL RIGHT I BLEW BARNEY'S HEAD OFF! WOO! YEAH!
[The barky commercial, take six.]
Vegeta: hey barney, what time is the next watershow?
Chibi Kurama: *takes rose whip and slices the barney suit in half to reveal...BLACK GHOST! (the main villain from Cyborg 009)
002, 004, and 004: IT'S YOU!!!!! *shoot black ghost*
(CHIBI KURAMA YOU ARE FIRED, CHIBI 003, YOU'RE HIRED! I also fire you, 009 and hire 007. ;P Ain't it great?)
[The barky commercial, take seven. -_-...]
Chibi 003: hi, Mr. Barney.
Black Ghost: *eye twitch*
Vegeta: Hey barney, tell me when *beep* the *beep* watershow is or my KID'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!
Black Ghost: THAT KID HAS A GUN!!! *kicks chibi 003*
002, 004, 009, and 007: HE HURT 003! :O *they all shoot black ghost*
[THIS IS GETTING REALLY LAME! The black ghost commercial, take eight.]
-Everyone blows Barney- I mean Black Ghost's head off.
Black Ghost: *laying on the ground* ow.
002: HE'S NOT DEAD YET! *Takes out his blaster and shoots Black Ghost again.*
Vegeta: That's all folks!
(err...riiiiight.)
[The kit kat commercial]
Kurama: *sitting on the sidelines at the dark tournament, finally gets up, and takes a bite out of a kit kat* YEAH! *begins dancing, and chops up the guy who he is fighting, then he calmly walks away and sits down.*
Hiei: gimme a break.
Yusuke: gimme a break.
Kurama: Break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!
Yukina: ...and cut!
Botan: finally, something we can hand in.
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So, how was that chapter? Yay or nay? Sorry it took so long to update, I was busy with school and homework and stuff. BURN HOMEWORK! DIE EVIL HOMEWORK! I'm okay now. PLEASE REVIEW I BEG OF YOU! Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, PLEASE REVIEW! Flames will be used to burn down my school! MUWAHAHAHA!
Yuske here. Okay, so we get an F on the project...but you probably already knew that. Thanksgiving is coming up, so why do we HAVE to have a pageant? And what's up with Yukina's cooking? It's amazing! But of course, there's always room at the table for one or two dozen more. It's going to be lots of crazy fun, next time on a year with the cast of Yu-Yu Hakusho!