A year with the cast of Yu-Yu Hakusho Part 5: The Good, The Hiei, and the
Ugly. By Godrina-of-the-Shadows, formerly known as Godrina-of-the-Cyborgs.
Wow, 21 reviews! YAY! WE LOVE YOU PEOPLE! PLEASE KEEP THE REVIEWS COMING, I GET MOST OF MY IDEAS FROM THEM AND THEY MAKE ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Yu Hakusho, or any other anime. We don't own anything, actually. Not even the Sword and Dragon DVD that my friend left at my house! Behold our pathetic-ness! (it was edited anyway, so blah.)
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[Hiei and Kurama are at the front *many* steps of Genkai's temple.]
Hiei: *is being dragged up the stairs by Kurama's rosewhip, which is wrapped around His neck* owww...I dun wanna be a ningen! WAAAAAAH! I want my jagan!
Kurama: *smiling* Hiei, it's only for a little while. Besides, Yukina will be there.
Hiei: Yukina? I can't let her see me like this! Damn anti-demon scrolls. *folds his arms, still being dragged up the stairs*
Genkai: well, I see that you could come.
Kurama: Well, we did. Hiei's not too happy about it, though.
Hiei: T__________T
[Later...]
Yukina: *takes her loaf of cornbread out of the oven and smells it* perfect. *walks away, leaving it on the counter to cool.*
Teen Koenma: *comes up to the bread* Thanksgiving is so boring. *takes a small packet out of his pocket, and sprinkles the contents over the bread* Hehe...
[In the Bathroom...]
Hiei: *is trying to gel his hair back up, but it keeps falling down in a do similar to Yusuke's messy one...* Crap. Stupid Kurama, dragging me here...
Yukina: *knocking on the door* Hello? Is anyone in there?
Hiei: *meeps* meep! *jumps in the tub, and pulls the shower curtain around him.*
[Yukina enters, humming.]
Hiei: *bundles himself into a ball*
Yukina: *washing her hands* hm? *turns around, and slides the shower curtain to the side, revealing a very red-faced Hiei*
Hiei: um...hi?
Yukina: who're you?
Hiei: ...
Yukina: O_O what are you doing in the shower?
Hiei: *blushing* I...
Yukina: Hiei, is that you?
Hiei: *still blushing* yeah...
Yukina: well, come out of there, your hair is an absolute mess. Here, let me help you fix it. *whips out a comb and brushes his hair back into its normal hairstyle, but it just falls back down* Oh my...
Hiei: *blushing*
Yukina: *goes about combing his hair again* what happened to your third eye?
Hiei: ...
Yukina: well, let's straighten you up a bit. *combs Hiei's hair into a hairstyle resembling Kurama's, only Hiei's hair only reaches his shoulders, and fixes his scarf* there. *hugs him*
Hiei: O_O
Yukina: *walks out, still humming*
[Outside, Kuwabara is being chased by the lawnmower.]
Genkai: dimwit, its nickname is CHOMPER for a reason.
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: *entering* Hey, Kuwabara we need to set the-KUWABARA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Kuwabara: HELP!!!!!!!! THE LAWNMOWER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: -_- riiiiiiight.
Keiko: *reading a script* yes...and...*thrusts a chicken suit at Teen Koenma* okay, so you can be the turkey... and Kurama, you can be a Native American... Yusuke, you can be a pilgrim, I'll be your wife... and Pyunma, PYUNMA?!?! *blushes* I've got the script for the wrong fic...*flips pages* sorry, I meant Shuziru; you'll be another Native American, and Kuwabara, you be another Pilgrim. Okay? Right! Let's get started!
[Later...wow, it's been awhile since I last said something! Anyway, there is a shower curtain on a poorly made stage with a bench in front of it. Botan, Genkai, Yukina, and Hiei are sitting on the bench in that order.]
Hiei: what's going on, sis?
Yukina: the others are going to put on a show for us.
Botan: why is Hiei acting so strangely?
Genkai: It's because of spells here. No demon may enter without a human form. I believe that may have had side effects on Hiei, and that's probably why he is so naïve.
Botan: oh, I see.
[Behind the shower curtain...]
Teen Koenma: why do I have to wear a chicken suit?
Keiko: because I couldn't find a turkey suit.
Yusuke: *looks at a rifle* is this a real gun?
Keiko: Koenma, you're up.
Teen Koenma: -_- fine. *steps out from behind the shower curtain* Ladies and Hiei, um, welcome to our thanksgiving pageant. AND THAT'S IT! *runs back behind the curtain*
Kuwabara: you forgot the rules.
Teen Koenma: oh all right. *pops his head out from behind the curtain* oh, and no eating, drinking, or smoking in the auditorium.
Shuziru: but I just lit it! *spits out her cigarette, but it makes a small fire on the wooden stage*
Yusuke: *picks up some rocks, and surrounds the fire with them* problem solved! We'll make that the campfire.
[The curtain is moved to the side, but is torn down in the process]
Kuwabara: ack, my fishie curtain!
Yusuke: *in a cheesy pilgrim outfit* Hi, *to Kurama and Shuziru* we're from Europe, and we want to destroy your land to build big cities...and...Stuff.
Kurama: *sweatdrop* well, you can stay, and you are welcome to share our food.
Keiko: *in a cute little pilgrim dress* oh, that's so kind of you!
Yusuke: oh, I'll get us some dinner. *shoots Teen Koenma on sight, and Koenma falls into the "firepit" caused by Shuziru's cigarette, and the whole stage falls down*
Shuziru: roast chicken, yummy!
Hiei: O_O what's happening?
Yukina: I think Koenma just went to hell...
Hiei: oh, I hope he likes it there.
[Later, back inside]
Teen Koenma: OH THE PAIN!
Kurama: you should watch where you step.
Yusuke: really, you should.
Kurama: *piles cornbread onto his plate* Yukina, this cornbread is delicious!
Yukina: *blushes* thank you, Kurama.
Hiei: *eating apple crisp and cranberry sauce* ^-^
Yusuke: pass the peas.
Keiko: what do we say?
Yusuke: *sighs* pass the peas, PLEASE.
Kurama: *laughs* hey, that rhymes!
Botan: MEOW MIX!
Yukina: Botan, why are you eating cat food?
Botan: because, I like cat food!
All but Botan: *sweatdrop*
[That last joke was pointless.]
(SO?!?!? LIKE IT MATTERS?!?!?)
[I'm not talking to you. -_-]
Yukina: why didn't Jin and Touya come?
Genkai: Something about home improvement...
Yukina: oh.
Kurama: what time is it?
Shuziru: I'm not wearing a watch.
Keiko: It's quarter to five. Why do you want to know?
Kurama: *gets up* I think I'd better go...
Hiei: don't go, Kurama! It's not even dark!
Kurama: but I'm not feeling too good.
Teen Koenma: *laughs to himself* well, maybe you ate too much cornbread.
Kurama: maybe I did. *sits back down*
Kuwabara: does anybody think there's something wrong with this turkey?
Hiei: I think it's very well dressed.
[The second turkey is dead, but it still has it's feathers and is wearing a tuxedo. O.o]
Everyone but Kurama, Hiei, and Yukina: *sweatdropping*
Kurama: *laughs* It looks like a penguin!
Everyone else except Hiei: *laughs*
Yukina: Kurama, are you okay? You look a little pale.
Kurama: *laughs again* I'm fine.
Hiei: I like to roast birdies! ^-^
All but Hiei: O_o
Kurama: I like shiny objects!
All but Hiei and Kurama: O_o
Yusuke: I like getting hit by random inanimate objects!
Hiei: *throws a blob of cranberry sauce at Yusuke*
Kurama: *throws mashed potatoes at Yusuke*
Hiei: *is hit both times* -_-
Hiei and Kurama: ^_____^
Yusuke: that wasn't funny, but this is! *picks up some peas, stuffs them into his straw, and shoots them at Hiei*
Hiei: nani? *ducks under the table, causing Kuwabara to get hit with the peas instead*
Kuwabara: that wasn't funny, Urameshi! *leans forward onto his plate, causing food to go flying*
Botan: *food lands on her head* -____- grr...*throws her meow mix at Kuwabara*
[The whole table, excluding Keiko, erupts into an all-out food war.]
Keiko: HEY!
Everyone: *freezes*
[Stuffing falls from the ceiling onto Keiko's head, and the whole table resumes the food fight]
Keiko: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: wow that is loud.
Keiko: thank you.
[crickets chirp]
Kurama: SUGAR!
[the food fight resumes]
(WOOHOO!)
[Later...]
Genkai: good bye, don't come again.
~*~ Translations:
Ningen: human
Baka: fool
~*~
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Hiei: I'll translate: Godri wants you to review so she doesn't think that she is a bad authoress and break down crying. In other words, review for the sake of my sanity!
YES REVIEW FOR THE SAKE OF HIEI'S SANITY! AND FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE! *holds up a fireball threateningly*
Wow, 21 reviews! YAY! WE LOVE YOU PEOPLE! PLEASE KEEP THE REVIEWS COMING, I GET MOST OF MY IDEAS FROM THEM AND THEY MAKE ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Yu Hakusho, or any other anime. We don't own anything, actually. Not even the Sword and Dragon DVD that my friend left at my house! Behold our pathetic-ness! (it was edited anyway, so blah.)
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[Hiei and Kurama are at the front *many* steps of Genkai's temple.]
Hiei: *is being dragged up the stairs by Kurama's rosewhip, which is wrapped around His neck* owww...I dun wanna be a ningen! WAAAAAAH! I want my jagan!
Kurama: *smiling* Hiei, it's only for a little while. Besides, Yukina will be there.
Hiei: Yukina? I can't let her see me like this! Damn anti-demon scrolls. *folds his arms, still being dragged up the stairs*
Genkai: well, I see that you could come.
Kurama: Well, we did. Hiei's not too happy about it, though.
Hiei: T__________T
[Later...]
Yukina: *takes her loaf of cornbread out of the oven and smells it* perfect. *walks away, leaving it on the counter to cool.*
Teen Koenma: *comes up to the bread* Thanksgiving is so boring. *takes a small packet out of his pocket, and sprinkles the contents over the bread* Hehe...
[In the Bathroom...]
Hiei: *is trying to gel his hair back up, but it keeps falling down in a do similar to Yusuke's messy one...* Crap. Stupid Kurama, dragging me here...
Yukina: *knocking on the door* Hello? Is anyone in there?
Hiei: *meeps* meep! *jumps in the tub, and pulls the shower curtain around him.*
[Yukina enters, humming.]
Hiei: *bundles himself into a ball*
Yukina: *washing her hands* hm? *turns around, and slides the shower curtain to the side, revealing a very red-faced Hiei*
Hiei: um...hi?
Yukina: who're you?
Hiei: ...
Yukina: O_O what are you doing in the shower?
Hiei: *blushing* I...
Yukina: Hiei, is that you?
Hiei: *still blushing* yeah...
Yukina: well, come out of there, your hair is an absolute mess. Here, let me help you fix it. *whips out a comb and brushes his hair back into its normal hairstyle, but it just falls back down* Oh my...
Hiei: *blushing*
Yukina: *goes about combing his hair again* what happened to your third eye?
Hiei: ...
Yukina: well, let's straighten you up a bit. *combs Hiei's hair into a hairstyle resembling Kurama's, only Hiei's hair only reaches his shoulders, and fixes his scarf* there. *hugs him*
Hiei: O_O
Yukina: *walks out, still humming*
[Outside, Kuwabara is being chased by the lawnmower.]
Genkai: dimwit, its nickname is CHOMPER for a reason.
Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: *entering* Hey, Kuwabara we need to set the-KUWABARA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Kuwabara: HELP!!!!!!!! THE LAWNMOWER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: -_- riiiiiiight.
Keiko: *reading a script* yes...and...*thrusts a chicken suit at Teen Koenma* okay, so you can be the turkey... and Kurama, you can be a Native American... Yusuke, you can be a pilgrim, I'll be your wife... and Pyunma, PYUNMA?!?! *blushes* I've got the script for the wrong fic...*flips pages* sorry, I meant Shuziru; you'll be another Native American, and Kuwabara, you be another Pilgrim. Okay? Right! Let's get started!
[Later...wow, it's been awhile since I last said something! Anyway, there is a shower curtain on a poorly made stage with a bench in front of it. Botan, Genkai, Yukina, and Hiei are sitting on the bench in that order.]
Hiei: what's going on, sis?
Yukina: the others are going to put on a show for us.
Botan: why is Hiei acting so strangely?
Genkai: It's because of spells here. No demon may enter without a human form. I believe that may have had side effects on Hiei, and that's probably why he is so naïve.
Botan: oh, I see.
[Behind the shower curtain...]
Teen Koenma: why do I have to wear a chicken suit?
Keiko: because I couldn't find a turkey suit.
Yusuke: *looks at a rifle* is this a real gun?
Keiko: Koenma, you're up.
Teen Koenma: -_- fine. *steps out from behind the shower curtain* Ladies and Hiei, um, welcome to our thanksgiving pageant. AND THAT'S IT! *runs back behind the curtain*
Kuwabara: you forgot the rules.
Teen Koenma: oh all right. *pops his head out from behind the curtain* oh, and no eating, drinking, or smoking in the auditorium.
Shuziru: but I just lit it! *spits out her cigarette, but it makes a small fire on the wooden stage*
Yusuke: *picks up some rocks, and surrounds the fire with them* problem solved! We'll make that the campfire.
[The curtain is moved to the side, but is torn down in the process]
Kuwabara: ack, my fishie curtain!
Yusuke: *in a cheesy pilgrim outfit* Hi, *to Kurama and Shuziru* we're from Europe, and we want to destroy your land to build big cities...and...Stuff.
Kurama: *sweatdrop* well, you can stay, and you are welcome to share our food.
Keiko: *in a cute little pilgrim dress* oh, that's so kind of you!
Yusuke: oh, I'll get us some dinner. *shoots Teen Koenma on sight, and Koenma falls into the "firepit" caused by Shuziru's cigarette, and the whole stage falls down*
Shuziru: roast chicken, yummy!
Hiei: O_O what's happening?
Yukina: I think Koenma just went to hell...
Hiei: oh, I hope he likes it there.
[Later, back inside]
Teen Koenma: OH THE PAIN!
Kurama: you should watch where you step.
Yusuke: really, you should.
Kurama: *piles cornbread onto his plate* Yukina, this cornbread is delicious!
Yukina: *blushes* thank you, Kurama.
Hiei: *eating apple crisp and cranberry sauce* ^-^
Yusuke: pass the peas.
Keiko: what do we say?
Yusuke: *sighs* pass the peas, PLEASE.
Kurama: *laughs* hey, that rhymes!
Botan: MEOW MIX!
Yukina: Botan, why are you eating cat food?
Botan: because, I like cat food!
All but Botan: *sweatdrop*
[That last joke was pointless.]
(SO?!?!? LIKE IT MATTERS?!?!?)
[I'm not talking to you. -_-]
Yukina: why didn't Jin and Touya come?
Genkai: Something about home improvement...
Yukina: oh.
Kurama: what time is it?
Shuziru: I'm not wearing a watch.
Keiko: It's quarter to five. Why do you want to know?
Kurama: *gets up* I think I'd better go...
Hiei: don't go, Kurama! It's not even dark!
Kurama: but I'm not feeling too good.
Teen Koenma: *laughs to himself* well, maybe you ate too much cornbread.
Kurama: maybe I did. *sits back down*
Kuwabara: does anybody think there's something wrong with this turkey?
Hiei: I think it's very well dressed.
[The second turkey is dead, but it still has it's feathers and is wearing a tuxedo. O.o]
Everyone but Kurama, Hiei, and Yukina: *sweatdropping*
Kurama: *laughs* It looks like a penguin!
Everyone else except Hiei: *laughs*
Yukina: Kurama, are you okay? You look a little pale.
Kurama: *laughs again* I'm fine.
Hiei: I like to roast birdies! ^-^
All but Hiei: O_o
Kurama: I like shiny objects!
All but Hiei and Kurama: O_o
Yusuke: I like getting hit by random inanimate objects!
Hiei: *throws a blob of cranberry sauce at Yusuke*
Kurama: *throws mashed potatoes at Yusuke*
Hiei: *is hit both times* -_-
Hiei and Kurama: ^_____^
Yusuke: that wasn't funny, but this is! *picks up some peas, stuffs them into his straw, and shoots them at Hiei*
Hiei: nani? *ducks under the table, causing Kuwabara to get hit with the peas instead*
Kuwabara: that wasn't funny, Urameshi! *leans forward onto his plate, causing food to go flying*
Botan: *food lands on her head* -____- grr...*throws her meow mix at Kuwabara*
[The whole table, excluding Keiko, erupts into an all-out food war.]
Keiko: HEY!
Everyone: *freezes*
[Stuffing falls from the ceiling onto Keiko's head, and the whole table resumes the food fight]
Keiko: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: wow that is loud.
Keiko: thank you.
[crickets chirp]
Kurama: SUGAR!
[the food fight resumes]
(WOOHOO!)
[Later...]
Genkai: good bye, don't come again.
~*~ Translations:
Ningen: human
Baka: fool
~*~
Well, how was that chapter? Better or worse? Too random? Too weird? I'm open to suggestions on what's going to happen next! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU! IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: I'll translate: Godri wants you to review so she doesn't think that she is a bad authoress and break down crying. In other words, review for the sake of my sanity!
YES REVIEW FOR THE SAKE OF HIEI'S SANITY! AND FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE! *holds up a fireball threateningly*