"Hey, Rory speaking."

"Hi, the annoying person also known as your mum here."

"Mum, I've got class in fifteen minutes. I can't talk to you now.

"Then play hookey for once in your life dammit, we've got an emergency! I want my chocolate!"

"Wooh, slow down. Exactly how can chocolate be an emergency?"
"Because it's figurative chocolate, duh."

"Okay...so what does this chocolate stand for?"
"Luke! Can you believe it. One moment I was standing in the inn thinking 'geeh, I wish Luke was here' and then...bang! I realized I want Luke!"

"So why don't you just ask Luke out?"

"Because I'm standing on the sun."

"Really? Last time I checked this was still planet Earth."
"The figurative-sun. You see, I want my chocolate..."

"...which is Luke."

"Right, but I'm standing on the sun. So yes, I can take a chocolate bar out of my back, but it wouldn't be chocolate, just some sticky paste, which still tastes good, but not as good as real chocolate and no matter how much you lick that wrapping there will always be a part of chocolate that you don't get."

"So you're saying that when you ask Luke out, you wouldn't like him as much as you do now?"
"Yes! There would be awkward silences and pauses and before you know it his nitpicking on my diet isn't as cute anymore."

"You think the whining is cute?"

"That's not the point missy. I like Luke the way he is now, but the date-Luke would be all bad."

"Then why don't you get a fridge?"

"Excuse me?"

"On the sun. A nice fridge to keep your chocolate cool so it's still all yummy."

"A fridge on the sun? Now that's just ridiculous! Really, I don't understand where kids these days get those weird ideas."

"Well then there are just two options."
"Please tell me that one's good and the other one's even better."
"Either you keep craving for chocolate or settle for the stickyness."

"Uhuh, so exactly when will you tell me the good-part?"
"There is none."
"I was afraid you were gonna say that."

"Okay, I really have to go if I don't wanna be late. Can I hang up on you without you axe-murdering anyone?"
"There may be some maming, but it'll be kill-free."

"Good. Then I love you and I'll see you this afternoon."

"Love you too."