Tomoko-chan: I've noticed how depressing my poems are these days, so for Sano, I'm going to do a limerick! For those of you who adore Sano beyond all reason, I apologize if this offends you, but in my eyes Sano was always the hilarious male stereotype, who loves food, women, and sake! With this in mind (and his phobia of technology also in close thought) I wrote this abomination of a poem! Please excuse the part about the mole; even I admit that was lame. ^_^
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Sanoske Sagara: The Fool

There once was a man from Kyoto

Who hated all trains and all boat-os

In the back seat he stayed

As he shivered and swayed

Screaming, "No way they're taking a photo!"

He trembled as if he were cold

Like a lost child, stripped of the bold

"Unless you're a mole,

Cameras steal your SOUL!"

Thus his shiver increased ten fold

When finally he got off the train

And started to feel right again

A guy jumped out with a mace

But Sano punched in his face

And so a new weapon he gained!