Gah.

Disclaimer: Do I really own Lord of the Rings *blush* Yes, really, I do.....NOT.

Hehe but I wish I did. Anyone willing to lend me a million dollars so I can buy it, and then another million to pay people to shush up and pretend I wrote it? No. Oh well it was worth a try....


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Reviewers:


ElvenRanger13: MWAHAHAHa.....hehe. Oh my god im insane *slaps head*

Yesh they can stop hurting him I think.


Reference kid: Thanks for the reviews! *hands out ice-cream*


Caunoiech: *runs really really fast* arrrrggggh. Don't worry, hehe Im not that evil. That comes in the next story *cough cough* I mean did I say that out loud, I mean errr.....

LOL. How could I kill him (ignores the voice in head yelling *easy*) He is soooo cute LMAO jks. Thanks for the review.






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Theomir and Elondrir deftly crept up to the party of Uruik-Hai, being careful to stay downwind of them so they went undetected.


Thier sharp eyes searched the group for signs of their brother. Both elves had heard the loud growls and taunts from the beasts, and it had just about confirmed their brother's presence among them. When Theomir first saw Legolas it was all he could do to stifle a soft growl in his throat.



He silently pointed Elondrir to where the elf lay among the Uruik-Hai, and frowned when he saw them approach their badly injured brother. Deftly, he notched an arrow to his bow, and shot the Uruik-Hai in the head, and in the arguments of the group, none heard his death. Elondrir notched his own bow, and let his arrow fly to another of the foul creatures, killing him as well.


Theomir moved, silently towards where his brother lay.


"Cover me," he hissed softly, "I will get him."

Elondrir nodded. He notched his bow, and seeing that his older brother needed a distraction, he let the arrow fly through the air, rustling the leaves of a tree on the opposite side of the clearing, and bringing down an orc, who happened to be patroling the area. The creature gasped, creating quite a distraction, and Theomir darted out, and quietly knelt down next to Legolas.



For a moment he doubted his brother lived, but he pressed his fingers to the younger elf's neck, and felt a pulse beating steadily. Frowning at the severe injuries that the Orcs had bestowed on Legolas, Theomir tried at first to pick up his brother in a way that would hurt him least, but he heard the angry roar of an Uruik-Hai, and he carefully slung him over his shoulder, being thankful that it was Legolas, not Elondrir he had to carry.

He then leapt through the bushes and escaped into the nearby forest at a run, hoping his other brother Elondrir had escaped.




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Elondrir sent his arrows flying in all directions, felling as many of the beasts as he could. When they chased his brothers, he shot them down to buy the pair more time, and slowly backed away from the chaos. He frowned as he saw one of the Uruik-Hai climb into the lower branches of a tree, and shot him down.


~Uruik-Hai climb trees now?~ He was puzzled at this new antic, but it did not disturb him enough to shoot down another six Uruik-Hai in less than a minute. He looked around, just beginning to despair for his own escape, when more than fifty arrows rained down upon the group.



He had never been more relieved to see the rugged Ranger Aragorn on his rearing chestnut stallion launch himself into battle. He was followed by an immense army of Thranduil's elves, who had strategically surrounded the Orcs. Elondrir called out to Estel, who pulled his sword from the body of a dead Uruik-Hai, and trotted up to him.


"I will follow Theomir and help him. Once you have destroyed the Uruik-Hai, select a few warriors and follow us. Appoint a leader and send the rest home."


Aragorn nodded, and wheeled his horse, while the blonde elf dissapeared swiftly back into the darkness of the forest.


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Theomir paused slowly, and looked around at the surrounding forest. Everywhere he could see was dark, and gloomy, with no chance for him to hide. He studied the surrounding area, keeping watch for spiders, who were known for killing, and trapping their prey in webs. Many dead Rangers had been found, wrapped tightly in web, and missing legs, or arms, as had young, unsuspecting elves.


He searched frantically, aware of the heavy dampness on his left shoulder, seeking a hiding place. He pressed on, wading through water, and trying to hide his trail from the Uruik-Hai, should they follow him.


Upon hearing the cry of battle in the thick of the forest, Theomir stopped, and looked in the direction of the battle. They had suceeded in keeping the kingdom safe from the Foul Beasts, it seemed, and he was happy for that, but not that it had almost cost his youngest brother his life. While it had stalled the Uruik-Hai, giving them a great advantage, and valuable time, the almost lifeless form of Legolas was a constant reminder of their loss. Keeping that in mind, Theomir set a gruelling pace for himself.


He could remember, all of a sudden, a safe hiding place he had inhabited during most of his youth. Checking Legolas carefully, he headed towards it.


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And now, at the end of yet another too-short chapter, I thank you for joining us all here.......


Uhhh...yea. Skip the formality, hehe. Thanks guys.


*Legolas* "But I don't understand- WHY is it so fun to torture ME?"


*me* "I don't know, but as long as I don't kill you, Caunoiech doesn't seem to mind" *shrugs*


*Legolas* "Grrr."


*me* "Fine," *pouts* "I will stop then."


*Legolas* "But you said in the next story that you would kill me and......."


*Me* ~Pushes Legolas into my cupboard and locks the door~ "Okaaay, thats a little too much caffeine for you....." *ignores pounding on the other side of the door.


Hehe. Im nuts. R/R, thanks guys.