DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Dragon Ball series nor it's containing characters. They all belong to Akira Toriyama. I also do not own the TV Show, Totally Spies. The plot is mine and any other characters you do not recognize.


Title: Totally Spies
Author:
Aoi Megami
Chapter:
10
Chapter Title:
Dangerous Mission [File 1]


Spy Plane (6:30 am)

Bulma woke up from her slumber and quickly went to the shower and bathe herself. She walked out of the steamy bathroom and went to her closet and picked out an outfit fit for a history teacher. After rummaging through her closet she finally found what she was looking for. She put her disguise on and emerge from the her room wearing a white polo shirt with short sleeves, that is tuck in her dark blue skirt. Bulma went straight to 18's room. She silently opened the door and walked over to 18's bed.

"18!" Bulma called as she neared her bed. 18 is in her pink see-through night gown and is sleeping peacefully. Bulma hopped onto the bed and tried to wake 18 up.

"18!" she called again, this time irritated, as she gently shook her. 18 moaned but didn't wake.

"18!" this time Bulma screamed. 18 bolted up from her bed and quickly looked for the source of the voice.

"B!" she said as she looked at her clock which is located on top of her side table. "It's 6 in the morning!" she whined as she laid back down and pulled the covers over her head.

Bulma, irritated hopped of the bed and pulled the covers off of 18. 18 scream and bolted up from her bed.

"What?" she asked sleepily.

"We're here!" she said as she exited her room and went to Chichi's room. She knocked on the door, when no answer came she opened the door and went in, she nearly fall over at what she saw.

"Don't even think about it!" Chichi growled.

Bulma looked at her friend and tried her best not to laugh. "Umm,... what are you talking about." she sasked as she looked at her friend again. Chichi is wearing a loose large blue shirt and gray baggy jogging pants and what it makes it more funnier besides the clothes is that her hair is tucked in a black hairnet.

"B-chan get out of here." Bulma nodded and quickly went to 18's room. Once she's inside she laughed out loud. The sleepy 18 looked at her confused.

"What's so funny?" she yawned

Bulma looked at her disappointingly. "I'll tell you when you get of the shower."

"B!" 18 whined. "Totally not fair!" she whined again as she got up from her bed and went to her bathroom. 15 minutes later she emerged from the bathroom wearing a white fit in t-shirt tucked in her black wind breaker pants, a whistle dangling on her neck and on her head she wore a black cap.

"Nice." Bulma complimented as she looked at her freind.

"I could say the same to you,...Ma'am." she said pausing a bit before saying the last word. Bulma laughed. "Anyway, what was so funny?"

"I'll show you, but 'PLEASE,' try your best not to laugh." she said as she opened the door for her. Bulma lead 18 to Chichi's room, she opened the door and let 18 in first. Bulma stopped mid-step when she heard 18 laugh and doubled over the floor. Chichi screamed and into her bathroom.

"18!" Bulma scolded.

"I-I'm sorry B-chan, but-." she tried to stop laughing as she stood up. "But that is too, funny." she pointed at Chichi's bathroom door.

"So not!" Bulma said as she placed both her hands on her hips. "That was mean 18! Go apologize to her right no!" Bulma commanded and pointed to the bathroom door. 18 stopped laughing and walked over to the bathroom door.

18 knocked on the door. "Chi?" she called as she continued knocking. "I'm sorry." 18 apologized.

"Live me alone!" Chichi cried from the other side of the door.

"Look, we can get you a new outfit that suits for a cafeteria lady." Bulma joined in.

"You don't understand!" Chichi wailed as she opened her bathroom door. 18 quickly walked to her and hugged her and supporting her.

"Of course we do." Bulma said as she started walking to Chichi's closet.

"No! This is the only thing in my closet." she said as she watch Bulma opened her closet and gasped. "See?" she said as she gently pushed 18 off of her and sat on the edge of her bed.

"You can go through our closets." Bulma suggested as she closed Chichi's closet doors.

"Yeah!" 18 said as she sat next to Chichi.

"Forget it!" Chichi said. "It's a one day mission only, anyway." she said as she started walking out of her room. Bulma and 18 following right behind her.

"If we find plenty of clues and the teacher who's in disguise." Bulma said.

"Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" Chichi cried. Bulma and 18 looked at each other.

"But we'll do our best!" Bulma assured her. Chichi calmed down and went out of the plane, her two best friends following behind her as they got into their 'Voice Activated Air/Ground Motorbikes.'

"These bikes are sooo cool!" 18 said as she put on her green helmet and hopped onto her green motorbike. Bulma and Chichi did the same, Chichi on her yellow bike and Bulma on her blue.

"Engine start." the three spies commanded and the engine on the bikes went on.

"COOL!" they said in unison.

"To Nappa middle school!" They said together and the bikes sped off of the Napa spy headquarters and onto the open road heading to the middle school.


Beverly Hills High School (7:00AM)

Vegeta walk into the school parking lot heading to the school entrance. Once he got in he quckly went into the boys bathroom and locked the door as he got inside. He clicked a button on his comwatch and Jerry appeared on the screen.

"Where is she?" he asked

"Who?"

"You know full well of who I am talking about." Vegeta growled.

"Oh! You mean Bulma."

"No! I mean the Ghost of Christmas Past. Hell yeah, I mean Bulma!" he half screamed.

"Vegeta Ouji, calm down!" he said as he straightened his tie and cleared his troat.

"She's in Napa."

"What the hell is she doing in Napa?"

"She's on an undercover mission as a history teacher on the Napa Middle School."

"WHAT?" he screamed. "To what kind of mission?" he asked calmly.

"T-to find c-clues about F-freiza and a g-guy who's w-working undercover o-on selling d-drugs." he stuttered as he look at the angry face of Vegeta.

"Jerry!" he growled. "I want you to get a plane ready for me." he commanded.

"But-."

"No but's." he said as he pushed another button on his comwatch. He waited until the floor he's standing on opened and he was suck in the large hole heading to the WOOHP headquarters.


Napa Middle School (8:00)

The Spies walked into the hallway full of 11,12 and 13 year olds.

"Well,...here's my room." Bulma said as she pointed to a room with a 'History Class Rm. 101,' on the window.

"Alright!" Chichi said. "I'll see you all at LUNCH!" she said as she walk away from her friends.

"She's really taking this hard!" 18 said as she watch her go. "Alright, I'll, like, see you later okay." she said as she continued walking down the hallway to the Gym.

Bulma waved goodbye to her and walked into her class. Students were already seated when she stepped in.

"Hi!" she greeted as she put her purse on the teacher's table. "I'll be your substitute teacher for today." she said as she watch the class, some of them stared at her as if she was crazy and some whistled and gave her a sweet smile. She was about to start class when she's interrupted of one of her students.

"You look too young to be a teacher." a girl with brown wavy hair told her.

"Umm,... it's in my gene's." she said and took the roll call paper from her desk.

"Your beautiful." one 13 year old boy said. Bulma looked up from the sheet of paper and smiled sweetly at him.

"Thank you!" she said and went back to reading the paper.

"Do you have a boyfriend? Cause I'm single." he said again while smirking at her. Bulma looked up from her paper and looked at the boy. She have to admit he is kinda cute, but a little to young for her.

"What?"

"You heard me babe." he said as he wink at her.

"Right." she said leaning on her desk. "The name's Ms. Briefs, and I would appreciate it if you call me that."

"Sure thing! The name's Ian. So you're a miss, huh?"

"Yes,...but 'I' have a boyfriend." she said as a matter of fact.

"Ms, forget him." A girl named Jasmine from the other side of the room called. "He's just attracting attention." she continued.

"Shut up." Ian said.

"Okay, that's enough." Bulma said as she tried to stop the glaring fight between her two students.

"People, People, please." a young boy name EJ with blonde hair and bottled glasses said as he waved his arms around. "Can we please get on with the learning?" he asked as he put his arms down.

"Shut up." both Ian and Jasmine said.

"Anyway,..." Ian said as he turned his attention back to his teacher. "Ms. Briefs what about a date?" he asked and smirk at her.

"Excuse me?" Bulma asked full shock on her face. "I am like,..." she thought for a moment. "15 years older than you!" finally finding a response.

"And your point?" BJ asked

"And my point is–." she stopped in mid sentence and stood up straight. "Fine! You got yourself a date." she said as she stared at the shocked faces of her students.

"What?" EJ and Jasmine said as they stared at their teacher.

"Really?" Ian asked as Bulma nodded. "Cool! When?"

"After school." she said as she wrote something down on a piece of paper. "You have a date with the Dean in detention." she said as she handed him a pink slip and walk back to the front of the room, as she heard all of her students laugh.


"Alright! Aright! Pipe down you brats!" 18 yelled at her students who are running around everywhere and not paying any attention to her. She blew her whistle and everybody stopped. "I want you all to your places RIGHT NOW!" she screamed and watch her students stumble around just to get to their proper places. "Ooohh,... this could be fun!" she told herself as she walk to one of her students.

"You!" she pointed to a boy who has brunette hair and blue eyes. "What's your name?"

"Jonathan, just call me Jon." he said

"Jon, can you please tell me what you all are suppose to do today?" she asked sweetly.

"Yeah sure. We're suppose to play basketball today." he said

"Alright. I'll get the balls out and–." she stopped in mid sentence when she heard her students snickered . A sweat ran down from her forehead. "Little green minded fools." she grumbled as she walked to the location of where the basketballs are placed.


"I HATE MY JOOOOOOOOOOBBBB!" Chichi wailed as she help the other cafeteria lady's cook food.


WOOHP Head Quarters (8:05)

Vegeta sat down on the pink mattress as he watch Jerry approach him.

"Hello there Vegeta." Jerry said.

"Is my plane ready?"Vegeta growled.

"Umm,...yes." Jerry said. "But why do you wanna go there?"

"My woman's in danger." he said as he walk his way to the garage.

"Bulma can take care of herself."

"Whatever old man." Vegeta growled

"Umm,...Here you might need this." Jerry said as he hand him a black bag.

"Gadgets?" Vegeta asked and Jerry nodded. Jerry watch him climbed on his plane, as doors closed and he watch the plane lift off.


Napa Middle School (12:00)

"What's a matter B?" Chichi asked as she sat down next to her, and across from 18.

"That boy is creeping me out." she motioned to the her 1st period student Ian.

"Why?" 18 asked.

"He has a little crush on me." Bulma growled.

"Awww!" 18 and Chichi said at the same time.

"It is not awww! It is euwww!" Bulma said as she placed her pizza down.

"Don't look now B, cause here he comes." Chichi said as she and 18 laugh and Bulma growled at them.

"Ms Briefs." Ian called as he got near them. Bulma turned around and gave him her biggest and sweetest smile.

"Ah! My morning is not complete if I don't see your beautiful face." he said as he gave her a puppy look.

"Aaaaawwwwww!" 18 and Chichi said together as they stared at the young cute boy. Bulma on the other hand stared at Ian.

"Boy you have to do better than that." Bulma said. "What do you want?" she asked afterwards.

"Oh nothing just to look at you." he said and flashed her a toothy grin.

"Ian me and my friends are kinda busy." she said. "So can you please excuse us."

"Sure, sweet thing." he wink at her and left them.

"He is sooo cute!" 18 said

"He is sooo annoying!" Bulma said.

"He is not!" Chichi defended.

"You have no idea what happened so lay off of me." she said as she continued eating her pizza. "Anyways do you guys see anything suspicious, or any clues?"

"I think I do." 18 said. There's this gym teacher and he is sooo weird."

"I think I have a suspect too." Chichi said. "He's a janitor really creepy too."

"Me too,except his the dean."

"Dean?" 18 asked

"Yeah." Bulma said. "I met him this morning talking about my problem with Ian and he just dismissed it. He won't even let me in his office! Really weird, not to mention creepy." she said as she took another bite from her pizza.

"Okay so the mighty Gym teacher, the sneaky Janitor and the Dean." Chichi said as she watched Ian walk his way to them. "Look who's coming." Chichi pointed to the approaching Ian.

"Hey Ian!" Bulma greeted.

"Hello!" he said standing infront of them. " Are you ladies finish on your little conversation?"

"Actually,..." Bulma said but stopped when 18 interrupted her.

"We're done sweetheart." 18 said as she watch Bulma gave her a death glare.

"Alright. So can I join you?" Ian asked

"Umm,..." Bulma tried to search for an answer.

"Sure thing!" Chichi answered for her

"Really?" Chichi nodded. "Cool!" he said as he sat down in front of Bulma.

"Sooo,... he said as he batted his eyelashes.

"Did I mention that I already have a boyfriend?" she asked him

"Oh my god!" 18 said.

"What?" Bulma asked as she looked at 18's shocked face. "Do you–, you know."

"I don't think so B." Chichi said as she turned around to look at what caught 18's eyes.

Ian looked at the man they're looking at. He's about 6'1 tall and has black spiked hair and onyx eyes. He hate to admit it but this man is scarring him even if he has a calm face.


"Oh my god Aya!" Jasmine said as she watch the man that had entered the cafeteria. "He is soo cool!"

"And not to mention cute." her Japanese friend said

"Uh HUH!" they both said together as they continued to watch the man.


"What are you guys talking about?" Bulma asked as she turned around and gasped. "Vegeta?" she gasped. "What are you doing here!" she asked as he leaned down and gave her a passionate kiss, she couldn't help but kiss him back. When they broke apart Vegeta growled at her.

"What the hell do you think your doing?" he whispered angrily.

"I should ask you the same thing." she said as she scooted over to make room for Vegeta. Bulma noticed Ian is still on the table. "Umm,..Ian, can you excuse us for a just a minute?"

"Alright!" he said glumly as eyed Vegeta up and down. This action didn't go unnoticed by Vegeta. When he was out of hearing range he turned back his attention to the Spies.

"What the hell is that kid's problem?" he asked them

"He's jealous." Chichi said

"Of what?" he growled

"You!" 18 said

"Why?"

"He has a crush on me okay!" Bulma said. "Now can we please go back to the subject?"

"Yeah!" Chichi said. "Your not suppose to be here!"

"Neither does my woman." he said standing up and grabbing her arm. "We're leaving." he said as he pulled her up and tried to dragged her to the exit. 18 and Chichi following close behind them.

"Vegeta let go!" Bulma screamed as she tried to free from Vegeta's grasped, everybody on the Cafeteria looking at them.

"Hey!" Ian screamed as he blocked Vegeta's way from the exit door. "Let her go!" he screamed.

"Look kid, get the hell out of my way RIGHT NOW!" he screamed losing his temper.

"Umm,...Ian, will you please leave us alone for a while." Bulma asked sweetly. "I'm fine really! HE'S JUST TOO OVER PROTECTIVE OF ME!" she screamed at Vegeta.

"Woman!" he growled. " I have a good reason, so shut your mouth!" he said as he continued dragging her out of the Cafeteria, Chichi and 18 still following behind them.