Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Final Fantasy 8 characters. Aaahhh, do I have to write this again?!!
Author's note: I don't have anything to say, really. This is just the sequel of my sooo stupid fanfic about Zell and my OC. Yeah, and I'm also gonna add Seiftis as well. Just a bit, actually. Well, just READ and REVIEW!!! If you have any suggestions on how to make my fanfic more stupid, don't hesitate to tell me, ok?!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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"The Friend-2"
"Why don't you introduce yourself?" Quistis said kindly looking at Rae. Irvine covered his eyes with his hand. "Oh no.... Oh no...." he kept muttering to himself. Zell looked really excited. "Yeah baby!! C'mon, introduce yourself!!" he kept yelling.
"Whaddaya think she's gonna do?!!" Seifer hissed at Irvine, looking extremely worried. "What if Quisty gets hurt?! My Quisty!!" he whispered, looking at Quistis. Irvine removed his hands from his eyes and looked at Seifer.
"Dude...." he said seriously, "There's no doubt about that... she's a maniac!!!" Seifer glared at him and raised his hand, trying to attract Quistis' attention.
"Yes?" she asked, her eyebrows raised.
"I don't think that's a good idea... She's crazy!!" Seifer told her, looking at Rae cautiously.
"Baacchhuuukaaallllaaaccchhhaa...." Rae whispered, goggling at Seifer stupidly.
"You see?!!! She's a freak!!" Seifer stood up. He can't take it anymore. He was really worried about Quistis. What if Rae, that freak girl, just pushed her out of the window? He didn't want to think about it.
Quistis chose to ignore this. "Mr. Almasy, please stop disrupting my class."she said coldly, "And she is a new student... you should treat her nicely.." she added, eyeing him. "Now will you please sit down?"
Seifer did what he was told. "Damn.." he whispered. Irvine slapped him on the back. "Man, it's gonna be fine... That freak girl's just stupid, it's not like she's capable of murdering Quistis.." Irvine said, trying to comfort his friend. Seifer glared at him. "I mean, I know Quistis can handle her....Ehehehe....." Irvine added hastily. Seifer looked ready to kill.
"Dude, look at the bright side," Irvine assured him, lowering his voice so that they won't be overheard. "She's strong.... you're girlfriend's strong..." Seifer looked calmer. Irvine smiled. "See? Told ya!! Remember the time when she caught you checking out this really hot babe?!! She was so angry that she hit you with her whip so many times and punched you on the nose?!! Hyne, she fights like a man!!! Oh man, that sucked!!! I mean, you sucked!!! Bigtime!!!
"YOU-ARE-SUCH-AN-ASSHOLE..."Seifer growled. What a nice way to comfort him, he thought sarcastically.
"I don't really know how she liked such an arrogant ass like you...." Irvine said thoughtfully, rubbing his chin. He went ranting on. "I mean, she could have just liked me instead..... I'm better-looking than you, there's no doubt about that.... I'm more manly.... Why, she's got bad taste, picking you!!!"
"ONE MORE WORD AND YOUR DEAD, FLIRT MAN!!!" Seifer brandished his fist at Irvine, looking really angry.
"EHEHEHEHEHE......"
"Guys....stop that already!!! Look, she's gonna introduce herself..." Zell grabbed Seifer who was now pulling Irvine, trying to strangle him.
"Huh?" Seifer looked around the classroom wildly. Rae now stood up straight, in front of the class, looking very serious and normal-like.
"My....my...name is...." Rae stuttered, looking at the floor.
"What the..." Irvine whispered, his mouth hanging open.
"Sorry, I can't hear you...." Quistis said, looking at her kindly.
"My...name is... Rae..." she said more clearly. Everyone in the class was looking at her, all of them were stunned. She took a deep breath. "Nice...to..meet...you..." she bowed. Everybody, except Seifer and Irvine, cheered. Zell was the loudest, and Rae looked really happy.
"Dude... she can talk!!!" Seifer said hoarsely to Irvine. "I can't believe it!!!"
"Huh? What? Oh yeah...unbelievable..." Irvine said, his mouth still open.
"Nice to meet you Rae!!! How are ya?!!! How're things goin'?!!! Im fine!! Everything's ok!! How about you?!! Yeah... well I'm fine too, you know!!!!" Rae screamed happily. She was now talking to herself nonstop. Everybody went quiet, even Quisty and Zell. She stopped abruptly, looking around at them all. She suddenly took a deep breath.
"AAABBUUCCCHHHIIIIIKKKKAAAALLLLAAACCCCHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shrieked, jumping onto one of the desks, waving her arms maniacally. Then she suddenly ran around the room in circles, laughing wildly, jumping over desks once in a while.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everybody screamed, scrambling toward the door, trying to get out as fast as they can. That left Quistis, Seifer, Irvine, Zell and the freak girl behind.
"Quisty!!!" Seifer shouted over the noise caused by Rae. He hurried towards Quistis, who was now looking very freaked out. "You all right?" He held her by the arms, looking at her straight in the eye. Quistis looked really scared. "It's gonna be fine..." He assured her, hugging her tight.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Quistis screamed and ran outside the classroom.
"Dammit......" Seifer rubbed his forehead in frustration. He started to walk toward the door to follow Quistis when he heard someone.
"Hey, Seifer, play with us!!! We're playing tag!!!" Zell said joyfully, beckoning Seifer to join him and Rae.
"WWAAAACCHHHIIIBBBAAACCCHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!" Rae shrieked, tagging Zell on the back so hard that he fell headfirst onto the floor.
"WWWOOOOAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! OUCH!!!!" Zell lay sprawled on the floor, unable to move.
"GGAAAACCCHHHOOOKKKAAACCCHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Rae started to jump on Zell's butt. Zell started to scream. Seifer didn't know whether he was screaming in agony or joy. But he actually didn't care.
"The hell....." Seifer scowled at them. "Irvine?! Dude, let's go and leave these maniacs alone so they can play 'Butt-jumping' in peace....maybe eventually they will end up killing each other.....that would be nice...." He smirked. "C'mon, let's go!! We have to find Quisty!!! Irvine?!!" He looked around the classroom. Irvine was nowhere to be seen. Then he heard someone sniffing just under his right knee. "Dude?!!" He looked under the desk.
Irvine was cowering under the desk. Seifer pulled him to his feet. Irvine was shaking from head to foot. Seifer was starting to get annoyed. "What IS happening to you, man!! Don't tell me you even wet yourself!!!" Seifer said angrily. Irvine started to grab and pull Seifer's leg.
"I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! I'M STILL A VERY HEALTHY YOUNG MAN!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE AS A VIRGIN!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! WWWAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Irvine yelled, looking really scared, as he pulled Seifer's clothes.
"Dude, cut THAT out!!! Get a grip, eh?!!" Seifer was really annoyed by now. He tried to break free from Irvine's grip, but Irvine wouldn't let go. He was sort of glued to Seifer's leg. But Seifer suddenly stood motionless. "You didn't tell me you were still a virgin..." He looked at Irvine seriously. Then he suddenly smirked. "THAT is the GAYEST thing I have EVER heard!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GAY!!! GAY!!! GAY!!!" Seifer laughed his head off. Irvine let go of Seifer's leg and sat down the floor.
"We're the same really....you're still a virgin too, I know...." Irvine sniffed.
"WAHAHAHA!!!! Who told you that?!! I'm not like you!!! You're a womanizer but you haven't done it with anyone, really....so...." Seifer said triumphantly, "You like men?!! WAHAHAHA!!!"
"No....of course I don't....." Irvine said quietly. "But I KNOW that you're still a virgin..... I read it in your diary....."
"I HAVE NOT GOT A DIARY!!!!!!" Seifer exploded. He never felt so angry in his entire life.
"OH, YES YOU HAVE!!!" Irvine yelled. "I read it last night....You even said that you fancy Squall!! Aaaahhhh..... you didn't have to hide it from me, dude, I'm your friend!!!! I could've understood!!!!" Irvine said annoyingly. He stood up and ran across the room. "Wait 'til I tell Quistis!!!!" He stuck up his tongue at Seifer and ran outside the classroom, laughing like a maniac.
"DAMMIT!!!!!" Seifer rubbed his knuckles. "WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT SHIT?!! OH, I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!!" He stormed outside the classroom. That left Rae and Zell playing 'Butt-jumping' inside the classroom.
"LLLAAAMMMMBBBOOOTTTCCCCHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
*few minutes later....*
Irvine was nursing a black eye and a bleeding, swollen nose. "Uhhhh......" he moaned in agony. He was standing next to Seifer who was rapping the faculty room door impatiently. "Damn....no one's in there...." He said irritably. "Where the hell did she go? C'mon Virgin Man, let's go to the Cafeteria....I'm hungry...." He still haven't forgiven Irvine completely.
"Hhuh? Hoh, Ohh-khee...." Irvine followed him. They walked around Balamb, past the Dormitory and into the Cafeteria. He suddenly tapped Seifer on the shoulder.
"Huh?"
"Hhay habenh ghod henee mhonhheee......."
"What?"
"Nhoh mhonheee!!! Lhen mhee shomm....."
"Oh...." Seifer got the idea. "Here.." He gave Irvine 10 gil. "Hhuh? Hasshhole.... dheez whon bhhhay ha dhingh!!!" Irvine said angrily.
"Hey, I don't have any money too, you know...I was going to borrow from Quisty...but we can't find her....I'm wondering whether I'm still her boyfriend....this secret relationship.....I'm starting to get irritated!!!" Seifer slammed his fist down the table and sat down, fuming. Irvine followed him and sat down too.
Seifer looked at Irvine and laughed.
"Hwhut?!!"
"You look sooo pathetic, man!!! Nyahahaha!!!!" Seifer laughed. Irvine scowled at him. Then Seifer suddenly casted Cure on Irvine. "Better now, isn't it?"
Irvine's black eye was gone and his nose was back to normal. "Thanks, dude.."
"No prob... just don't annoy me again and I'll promise that you'll live 'til you get old...." He suddenly grinned. Irvine grinned back. "Can't promise you that dude...."
"Oh yeah?!!"
"Look....."Irvine suddenly pointed out. Seifer looked around and saw two familiar heads....one with spiky blonde hair and one with messy black hair. Zell and Rae were sitting together, grinning greedily, both have a big pile of hotdogs on their table.
"Haha....stupid buttheads....." Seifer laughed as Rae sprayed Zell with mustard.
"SSSHHHAAAAWWWAAAAPPPPCCCHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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A/N: Hehe, just read and review!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!! I think the last part's coming up!!!! If you want to ask me something, just e-mail me, ok?!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!
Author's note: I don't have anything to say, really. This is just the sequel of my sooo stupid fanfic about Zell and my OC. Yeah, and I'm also gonna add Seiftis as well. Just a bit, actually. Well, just READ and REVIEW!!! If you have any suggestions on how to make my fanfic more stupid, don't hesitate to tell me, ok?!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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"The Friend-2"
"Why don't you introduce yourself?" Quistis said kindly looking at Rae. Irvine covered his eyes with his hand. "Oh no.... Oh no...." he kept muttering to himself. Zell looked really excited. "Yeah baby!! C'mon, introduce yourself!!" he kept yelling.
"Whaddaya think she's gonna do?!!" Seifer hissed at Irvine, looking extremely worried. "What if Quisty gets hurt?! My Quisty!!" he whispered, looking at Quistis. Irvine removed his hands from his eyes and looked at Seifer.
"Dude...." he said seriously, "There's no doubt about that... she's a maniac!!!" Seifer glared at him and raised his hand, trying to attract Quistis' attention.
"Yes?" she asked, her eyebrows raised.
"I don't think that's a good idea... She's crazy!!" Seifer told her, looking at Rae cautiously.
"Baacchhuuukaaallllaaaccchhhaa...." Rae whispered, goggling at Seifer stupidly.
"You see?!!! She's a freak!!" Seifer stood up. He can't take it anymore. He was really worried about Quistis. What if Rae, that freak girl, just pushed her out of the window? He didn't want to think about it.
Quistis chose to ignore this. "Mr. Almasy, please stop disrupting my class."she said coldly, "And she is a new student... you should treat her nicely.." she added, eyeing him. "Now will you please sit down?"
Seifer did what he was told. "Damn.." he whispered. Irvine slapped him on the back. "Man, it's gonna be fine... That freak girl's just stupid, it's not like she's capable of murdering Quistis.." Irvine said, trying to comfort his friend. Seifer glared at him. "I mean, I know Quistis can handle her....Ehehehe....." Irvine added hastily. Seifer looked ready to kill.
"Dude, look at the bright side," Irvine assured him, lowering his voice so that they won't be overheard. "She's strong.... you're girlfriend's strong..." Seifer looked calmer. Irvine smiled. "See? Told ya!! Remember the time when she caught you checking out this really hot babe?!! She was so angry that she hit you with her whip so many times and punched you on the nose?!! Hyne, she fights like a man!!! Oh man, that sucked!!! I mean, you sucked!!! Bigtime!!!
"YOU-ARE-SUCH-AN-ASSHOLE..."Seifer growled. What a nice way to comfort him, he thought sarcastically.
"I don't really know how she liked such an arrogant ass like you...." Irvine said thoughtfully, rubbing his chin. He went ranting on. "I mean, she could have just liked me instead..... I'm better-looking than you, there's no doubt about that.... I'm more manly.... Why, she's got bad taste, picking you!!!"
"ONE MORE WORD AND YOUR DEAD, FLIRT MAN!!!" Seifer brandished his fist at Irvine, looking really angry.
"EHEHEHEHEHE......"
"Guys....stop that already!!! Look, she's gonna introduce herself..." Zell grabbed Seifer who was now pulling Irvine, trying to strangle him.
"Huh?" Seifer looked around the classroom wildly. Rae now stood up straight, in front of the class, looking very serious and normal-like.
"My....my...name is...." Rae stuttered, looking at the floor.
"What the..." Irvine whispered, his mouth hanging open.
"Sorry, I can't hear you...." Quistis said, looking at her kindly.
"My...name is... Rae..." she said more clearly. Everyone in the class was looking at her, all of them were stunned. She took a deep breath. "Nice...to..meet...you..." she bowed. Everybody, except Seifer and Irvine, cheered. Zell was the loudest, and Rae looked really happy.
"Dude... she can talk!!!" Seifer said hoarsely to Irvine. "I can't believe it!!!"
"Huh? What? Oh yeah...unbelievable..." Irvine said, his mouth still open.
"Nice to meet you Rae!!! How are ya?!!! How're things goin'?!!! Im fine!! Everything's ok!! How about you?!! Yeah... well I'm fine too, you know!!!!" Rae screamed happily. She was now talking to herself nonstop. Everybody went quiet, even Quisty and Zell. She stopped abruptly, looking around at them all. She suddenly took a deep breath.
"AAABBUUCCCHHHIIIIIKKKKAAAALLLLAAACCCCHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shrieked, jumping onto one of the desks, waving her arms maniacally. Then she suddenly ran around the room in circles, laughing wildly, jumping over desks once in a while.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everybody screamed, scrambling toward the door, trying to get out as fast as they can. That left Quistis, Seifer, Irvine, Zell and the freak girl behind.
"Quisty!!!" Seifer shouted over the noise caused by Rae. He hurried towards Quistis, who was now looking very freaked out. "You all right?" He held her by the arms, looking at her straight in the eye. Quistis looked really scared. "It's gonna be fine..." He assured her, hugging her tight.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Quistis screamed and ran outside the classroom.
"Dammit......" Seifer rubbed his forehead in frustration. He started to walk toward the door to follow Quistis when he heard someone.
"Hey, Seifer, play with us!!! We're playing tag!!!" Zell said joyfully, beckoning Seifer to join him and Rae.
"WWAAAACCHHHIIIBBBAAACCCHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!" Rae shrieked, tagging Zell on the back so hard that he fell headfirst onto the floor.
"WWWOOOOAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! OUCH!!!!" Zell lay sprawled on the floor, unable to move.
"GGAAAACCCHHHOOOKKKAAACCCHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Rae started to jump on Zell's butt. Zell started to scream. Seifer didn't know whether he was screaming in agony or joy. But he actually didn't care.
"The hell....." Seifer scowled at them. "Irvine?! Dude, let's go and leave these maniacs alone so they can play 'Butt-jumping' in peace....maybe eventually they will end up killing each other.....that would be nice...." He smirked. "C'mon, let's go!! We have to find Quisty!!! Irvine?!!" He looked around the classroom. Irvine was nowhere to be seen. Then he heard someone sniffing just under his right knee. "Dude?!!" He looked under the desk.
Irvine was cowering under the desk. Seifer pulled him to his feet. Irvine was shaking from head to foot. Seifer was starting to get annoyed. "What IS happening to you, man!! Don't tell me you even wet yourself!!!" Seifer said angrily. Irvine started to grab and pull Seifer's leg.
"I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! I'M STILL A VERY HEALTHY YOUNG MAN!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE AS A VIRGIN!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!! WWWAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Irvine yelled, looking really scared, as he pulled Seifer's clothes.
"Dude, cut THAT out!!! Get a grip, eh?!!" Seifer was really annoyed by now. He tried to break free from Irvine's grip, but Irvine wouldn't let go. He was sort of glued to Seifer's leg. But Seifer suddenly stood motionless. "You didn't tell me you were still a virgin..." He looked at Irvine seriously. Then he suddenly smirked. "THAT is the GAYEST thing I have EVER heard!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GAY!!! GAY!!! GAY!!!" Seifer laughed his head off. Irvine let go of Seifer's leg and sat down the floor.
"We're the same really....you're still a virgin too, I know...." Irvine sniffed.
"WAHAHAHA!!!! Who told you that?!! I'm not like you!!! You're a womanizer but you haven't done it with anyone, really....so...." Seifer said triumphantly, "You like men?!! WAHAHAHA!!!"
"No....of course I don't....." Irvine said quietly. "But I KNOW that you're still a virgin..... I read it in your diary....."
"I HAVE NOT GOT A DIARY!!!!!!" Seifer exploded. He never felt so angry in his entire life.
"OH, YES YOU HAVE!!!" Irvine yelled. "I read it last night....You even said that you fancy Squall!! Aaaahhhh..... you didn't have to hide it from me, dude, I'm your friend!!!! I could've understood!!!!" Irvine said annoyingly. He stood up and ran across the room. "Wait 'til I tell Quistis!!!!" He stuck up his tongue at Seifer and ran outside the classroom, laughing like a maniac.
"DAMMIT!!!!!" Seifer rubbed his knuckles. "WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT SHIT?!! OH, I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!!!!" He stormed outside the classroom. That left Rae and Zell playing 'Butt-jumping' inside the classroom.
"LLLAAAMMMMBBBOOOTTTCCCCHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!"
*few minutes later....*
Irvine was nursing a black eye and a bleeding, swollen nose. "Uhhhh......" he moaned in agony. He was standing next to Seifer who was rapping the faculty room door impatiently. "Damn....no one's in there...." He said irritably. "Where the hell did she go? C'mon Virgin Man, let's go to the Cafeteria....I'm hungry...." He still haven't forgiven Irvine completely.
"Hhuh? Hoh, Ohh-khee...." Irvine followed him. They walked around Balamb, past the Dormitory and into the Cafeteria. He suddenly tapped Seifer on the shoulder.
"Huh?"
"Hhay habenh ghod henee mhonhheee......."
"What?"
"Nhoh mhonheee!!! Lhen mhee shomm....."
"Oh...." Seifer got the idea. "Here.." He gave Irvine 10 gil. "Hhuh? Hasshhole.... dheez whon bhhhay ha dhingh!!!" Irvine said angrily.
"Hey, I don't have any money too, you know...I was going to borrow from Quisty...but we can't find her....I'm wondering whether I'm still her boyfriend....this secret relationship.....I'm starting to get irritated!!!" Seifer slammed his fist down the table and sat down, fuming. Irvine followed him and sat down too.
Seifer looked at Irvine and laughed.
"Hwhut?!!"
"You look sooo pathetic, man!!! Nyahahaha!!!!" Seifer laughed. Irvine scowled at him. Then Seifer suddenly casted Cure on Irvine. "Better now, isn't it?"
Irvine's black eye was gone and his nose was back to normal. "Thanks, dude.."
"No prob... just don't annoy me again and I'll promise that you'll live 'til you get old...." He suddenly grinned. Irvine grinned back. "Can't promise you that dude...."
"Oh yeah?!!"
"Look....."Irvine suddenly pointed out. Seifer looked around and saw two familiar heads....one with spiky blonde hair and one with messy black hair. Zell and Rae were sitting together, grinning greedily, both have a big pile of hotdogs on their table.
"Haha....stupid buttheads....." Seifer laughed as Rae sprayed Zell with mustard.
"SSSHHHAAAAWWWAAAAPPPPCCCHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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A/N: Hehe, just read and review!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!! I think the last part's coming up!!!! If you want to ask me something, just e-mail me, ok?!!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!