3:27 PM 11/3/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from gba "The Legacy of Goku II"
Chi-Chi: Arrrrggghhh!!! Fine, you go. But Gohan stays here. I don't want him learning all your bad habits.
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (staring at Son, who has a happy clueless look on his face) "Bad habits".....right.
Goku: (grins widely) Heeheehee.
Chuquita: (waves) Welcome to fic everybody!
Goku: (chirps) Hello!
Vegeta: (cocks eyebrow) (to Son) If anything I think kaka-spawn #2 has more of your habits than kaka-spawn #1 has.
Chuquita: (grins) I hope they make a "Legacy of Goku III".
Goku: (beams) YEAH! We'll get to see super-chibi-deformed Ji-chans!
Chuquita: Maybe they'll do that thing that they did in Sonic 2 where when you have two people fighting (like Goku & Veggie
inside Buu) that you string along the second character behind you and you can switch back and forth between which one you
want to be the leader!
Vegeta: (dryly) They didn't have that in that game.
Chuquita: (thinks) Oh yeah, I'm thinking of that old Chip 'n Dale game I used to have for NES. (perks up) Anyway! Welcome to
the fic everyone! As some people may remember, last year around this time (well, a month earlier but it's all the same)
Veggie got ahold of the dragonballs and made a wish to Shenlong for himself and Son-kun to be immortal and for Son-kun to
become his servant-maid; the latter of the two wishes revoked by the end of the fic due to mental conflict in Goku's head.
Well the dragonballs have finally recharged and been available for a month now and it's Chi-Chi's turn to make a wish.
Goku: (shudders) A terrible gruesome wish of which Chi-chan does not know the consequences!!
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) AND of which I will have to stop her and save my sole peasant from a fate worse than DEATH. Being
turned into an faster-aging-than-saiyajins-species called a HUMAN.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Bulma's human.
Vegeta: That's different. (dead-serious) THIS is personnal.
Goku: (happily) Luckily Veggie has Ji-chan and Goggie to help him!
Vegeta: (pauses, smirks) Yes, that is correct, isn't it.
Chuquita: We get to see Chi-Chi herself along with the others age in gt this friday.
Vegeta: (snickers) Ah, gt. The series in which senor citizen senility comes calling for Onna. (grins) I especially enjoyed
the scene where she ran down the hall, slipped, fell, slammed into the door and then had Goten accidentally slam the door
around and into her face like in a looney tune. (snickers some more) So enjoyable. (frowns) Shame I'm not in it.
Chuquita: (pats Veggie on the back) There there. You weren't in db either and we all still enjoyed it.
Vegeta: *SIGH*.
Chuquita: And maybe one day they'll make another OVA. After all, db/dbz/gt's 20'th anniversary is coming up next year!
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY! (grins) That's two whole decades!
Chuquita: (grins also) That it is!
Vegeta: (thinking) Would I be in this "ova"?
Chuquita: Probably. (cheerfully) After all, we all luv Veggie!
Goku: (squeals) I luv little Veggie most of all!!!
Vegeta: (face glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: If they were to make it a dbz oav instead of a gt one, that'd be even better! It could be on it's own timeline,
like the dbz movies and the oav they made a while back!
Goku: Heehee, I had fun in the last oav! There was a whole village of me's and Veggies!!
Chuquita: I'm happy I'm finally getting to this fic & the Goggie parody (which is the fic after this). I feel like I've been
waiting months to get here! O! (to audiance) Last night I got a great idea for a "Veggietine's Day 3!". 'Course I have to
wait until Februrary to write it, (grins) but with how many more side-ideas I'll have for it by then it'll be a doozy!
Vegeta: (pales) I have a bad feeilng about this.
Goku: You mean "that". THIS is the wishing fic!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You know what I mean.
Chuquita: (happily) Anyway, I'm happy to introduce the fic that's been called for lack of a name up until today,
chiwisheskakhuman; "As You Wish"!
Summary: The dragonballs are active again and after much thought, Chi-Chi figures out a way to beat Vegeta at his own game,
by wishing Goku human. However the large saiyajin has a lot more trouble adjusting to being a middle-aged human instead of a
saiyajin in his lengthy prime; not to mention the wrinkles and graying hair he gains, and possibly baldingness. Goku hides in
bed, depressed. Will an enraged Veggie be able to turn his peasant back into his rightful species? Will Shenlong even trust
to listen to a wish from Veggie after what happened last time?
Vegeta: (w/his arms folded) (stubborn & determind) He BETTER listen.
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee! Veggie is my HERO!
Vegeta: (face-faults) (now bright red again) YOU CUT THAT OUT!!!
Goku: I luv u too Veggie!
Vegeta: (grumbles) Baka...
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" Ah, yes. I think that WOULD be the best option. " Chi-Chi said to herself as she sat at the kitchen table. She
smirked, " I'll finally teach that evil little Ouji once and for all not to mess with the great Son Chi-Chi Gyu-Mao! MWAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA! He won't be trying to take Go-chan away from me after this ANYMORE! "
" Hi Kaasan! I'm home! " Gohan's voice called from the front door as he opened it and came inside, " What're you
laughing about like that? Something funny on t--- " he froze as he stood in the doorway to the kitchen, " --v. "
" Gohan! My wonderful little genius-prodigy! Come in here and give your mommy a hug! " Chi-Chi said in a surprisingly
cheerful mood.
" ...Kaasan, what are the dragonballs doing on our kitchen table? "
" The what? Oh Gohan you silly you're just seeing things! " she said sweetly.
" And, why are you holding the dragon radar in your left hand? "
Chi-Chi blinked, then put her left hand behind her back and shook hands with Gohan instead, " So, how was school? And
your girlfriend Videl? And the rest of your friends incorperated into your learning life? "
" You're planning to make a wish with the dragonballs, aren't you Kaasan? "
" Me? OH! No, of course not! "
" ... "
" ... "
" Is it that obvious? " she said, slightly disappointed.
" Ah, you can chalk it up to my, uh, genius mind. " Gohan laughed nervously, wanting not to hurt his mother's
feelings.
" Ahh! Of COURSE it is! " Chi-Chi said proudly, " I would be surprised if your super-intellect HADN'T noticed
already! " she smiled, sitting back down. Gohan grabbed a chair and sat down on another side of the table.
" So? Umm, what are you planning on wishing for? " he asked, slightly afraid of what it might be.
" Well, you see Gohan, ever since the Ouji's EVIL WISH last year and some of the frightening happenings that have
been going on lately, I've decided to make a wish to Shenlong and set this whole thing straight! " she put the dragon radar
back down on the table, " I even waited a month to keep suspicion away from me. "
" And...? "
" AND I had it leveled down to the following choices. My first idea was to wish myself into a saiyajin like your
father so I could keep the Ouji from taking him away from us long after my normal human lifetime. But then I figured that
would make no sense because I would still be in a never-ending battle with the Ouji. That and I'd end up under HIS laws
because he's the saiyajin no OUJI, meaning he'd be in charge of both Goku AND me. Besides, I could never forgive myself for
staying young and watching my wonderful children and soon-to-be-grandchildren grow up and die on me! " she sniffled slightly,
then went back to schemeing mode, " My second idea was to wish the OUJI into a human. "
Gohan sweatdropped, " I don't like where this is going. "
" With THIS idea, I would be assured that the Ouji would not outlive me; women live 5 years longer than men by
statistics you know; and even if I DID beat him to the grave he would soon follow me allowing Go-chan to not fall into his
clutches. But then I thought, turning the Ouji into an old soon-to-be rotting corpse would make Go-chan sad and even might
turn him against me in anger, I didn't want that; even if he would probably live out the rest of his 500 years of life
living like he had done when he was a child all alone on the mountain--by staying on Earth he would probably keep in touch
with the others and keep the planet safe also. "
Gohan nodded.
An evil smirk appeared on Chi-Chi's face, " And that's when it hit me, that's when it all came together. I would use
the dragonballs to wish Goku from a saiyajin into a HUMAN like me! "
Gohan instantly paled, " T-toussan? A human? "
" Exactly! " Chi-Chi grinned, " We could all be a happy family together, just like before the Ouji came! You saw how
until that evil little Ouji manipulated Go-chan's mind that he desperately wanted to believe he was human! Well now he will
be! If Goku becomes human he and I can grow old together. He won't have to go through all the pain and suffering his future
self went though watching his family and close friends die one by one. The Ouji won't be able to touch him--no--he won't WANT
to touch him because Goku won't be his PEASANT anymore, he'll be my husband! "
" He's your husband now. " Gohan pointed out.
" Oh you know what I mean. " she brushed it off, " Gohan what I'm saying is that Go-chan won't have to succumb to
the horrors the Ouji will inflict on him in the future if he's human! And the Ouji wished himself and Goku immortal last
year. I will use one wish to undo Goku's immortality and the second to wish him into a human! " a grin started to grow on her
face, " Once we finish living our lives and when we finally DO die, we'll never ever EVER see the Ouji again because he's
IMMORTAL! He CAN'T DIE. And if he can't die then he'll never have Go-chan because Go-chan'll end up in otherworld with me! "
Chi-Chi exclaimed with joy, " Isn't it BRILLIANT, Gohan! "
" ... " Gohan sat back in his chair, taking it all in, " But-- "
" --but what? "
Gohan took a deep breath, " What does Toussan think about all this? I mean, you DID discuss this idea with HIM,
right? "
" Hahaha, oh Gohan you make me laugh! I'm sure Goku will have no problem with it at all. Heck he believed for the
first 20 years of his life that he was a human, and now he really WILL be one! " Chi-Chi said.
" I guess. " Gohan said uneasily, " But I'm not sure if he'll take it like you think he will. "
Chi-Chi bent down and sent the demi-saiyajin a death-glare, " You're not turning against me TOO, are you, GOHAN? "
she said in a threatening tone.
" NOKAASANNOTATALL!! " Gohan waved his arms in the air frantically, " I--I just think you should ask Toussan first if
he WANTS to be human before wishing him into one. I mean, it'd be an entire YEAR before he could get wished back if he really
wanted to remain a saiyajin. "
" HA! And live as that Ouji's LOVE-SLAVE forever without me ever seeing him again once I passed on--HA! " she scoffed
at the idea. Gohan sighed.
" I still think you should talk to him. Making a wish like this may affect the entire rest of his life. " Gohan said,
worried.
Chi-Chi sighed tiredly and folded her arms in deep thought. She looked back up at him a few minutes later, " Fine. "
Gohan smiled.
" I will talk to Goku about it. "
Gohan gave her a thumbs-up, " That's the spirit Kaasan! "
" MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~ ~*sigh*~! "
" Will you cut that out already! It's uncomfortable! "
" Heeheehee. " Goku giggled and only nuzzled closer. He and Vegeta were seated on the couch in the living room of
Capsule Corp watching tv; the larger saiyajin back in the saiyajin oujo costume their future selves had dropped off for him.
Vegeta was wearing his usual navy-colored training outfit composed of the tank-top, pants, white gloves and yellow-tipped
white boots, " Veggiesonice... "
" You've been doing this ever since we got back from that baka hotel trip and saving Onna from that island full of
seagulls!! " Vegeta twitched, his face bright red and his expression starting to become annoyed.
" I cannot help it if my little Veggie is so *wonderful* to me. " Goku sighed contently, leaning his arms around to
hug the ouji, " Veggie was such a help to me back when Chi-chan tem-por-arily disappeared and I thought she was gone forever
and Veggie helped me through it like the sweet little Veggie he is! "
" Hnn... " Vegeta grumbled, " Well could you at least change back into that baka gi of yours! I don't need a constant
reminder about what can happen if I let those kaka-germs of yours get the better of me in the far-off future! "
" But Veggie I like my oujo clothes. And I like being Veggie's oujo. " Goku pouted.
" YOU'RE NOT MY OUJO!! " Vegeta wailed.
" Yet. " Goku pointed out, grinning. Vegeta twitched.
" Having fun? " Bulma chuckled as she walked past them.
" BULMA WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND CONVINCE KAKARROTTO TO CHANGE HIS CLOTHES BACK INTO THAT INSANELY BRIGHT ORANGE
G---i. " Vegeta sweatdropped to see Goku now magically back in his blue and orange gi, " ...you creep me out sometimes, you
know that, Kakarrotto? "
" Mysteries revealed, next time on Oprah! " Goku chirped randomly.
" ...uh-huh. " Vegeta said flatly.
" *DING*DONG*! "
" I'll get it! " Goku said in a sing-song voice as he bounded over to the door and opened it, " Hellllllo~~ ? "
" Goku! " Chi-Chi said warmly, coming inside.
" HI CHI-CHAN! " Goku grinned.
" How are you doing? " she gave his hands a quick squeeze, then glared at the smirking little being beside them,
" Hello Ouji. " she sneered.
" Onna, " Vegeta smirked, " Your brain must have finally returned from vacation. I see you're speaking in complete
sentences again and not conversing to inanimate objects thinking they are members of your family. Good job. " he clapped
lightly for her.
" Gohan had a class on therapy last semester. That's why it only took me two weeks instead of two months to get my
head back on right. "
" With what little's inside it, I'm surprised you even need it at all. " the ouji snickered.
Chi-Chi sent Vegeta a death-glare. The small saiyajin only partially recognized it as such and still shrugged it off.
" You know Ouji. Nothing lasts forever. " she said with a small smirk on her face.
" Oh, I agree. " Vegeta nodded, " Sort of like the color of your hair. " he reached forward and yanked something out
of her head.
" YEOW! " Chi-Chi yelped, then snapped angrily at him, " HEY!!! "
" Why look Kakarrotto, a GRAY hair. From ONNA'S head! " Vegeta said in mock-amazement as Goku oohed at it, " Well
what do you know Kakay. I guess you learn something new everyday. " he tossed the hair over his shoulder.
" Heeheeheeheeheeheehee. " Goku giggled at the sight, then noticed Chi-Chi giving him a warning glare and instantly
shut up and stood up straight.
" I'm not the only one who's going to have gray hair by the end of the day, Ouji. " Chi-Chi chuckled.
" Oh don't even start about it. " Vegeta groaned. Chi-Chi blinked in confusion, " Bulma's been ragging on and on
about her hair graying lately. She has this HUGE project to create hair-dye that will match her specific tint of BLUE. " he
rolled her eyes, " She's very sensitive about it and I don't feel like bringing it up. " he folded his arms protectively,
" Hm. "
" Wow. So I guess even YOU can be naive sometimes, huh Ouji? " Chi-Chi said, impressed.
" ...huh? " Vegeta blinked.
" Go-chan, may I talk to you for a moment in private? " Chi-Chi smiled up at him.
" Oh-kay Chi-chan! " Goku said happily, then grabbed Vegeta and gave him a quick hug, " I will see you in a short
lil-lil while, lil Vedge'ums! " he snuggled the smaller saiyajin tightly against himself, then placed Vegeta back down; the
Ouji's entire body now glowing bright red and his knees ready to give way to fall back, " Come Chi-chan! " Goku grabbed her
by the hand and teleported them up several floors inside Capsule Corp to one of the hallways on the 8th floor, " There! "
he let go of her hand and clasped his own together, " NOW! What do u want to say? "
Chi-Chi paused for a moment, seeing something peeking out of the saiyajin's gi shirt, " Goku what is that? " she
pointed to it.
Goku froze and instantly pulled his shirt beneath his gi up higher, " Nothin. " he squeaked out, nervous.
" No, it's something. " she narrowed her eyes suspicously, " Something....pink? "
" Eep! " the large saiyajin clutched his gi, " There is nothing pink at all Chi-chan!! "
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him for a moment, trying to figure something out. She gasped, " THAT THING!!! YOU'RE
WEARING THAT "OUJO" DRESS UNDER YOUR GI, AREN'T YOU!! "
" NO! " Goku bit his lip and looked away.
" AREN'T YOU!!! "
" ... " the large saiyajin's bottom lip wobbled, " ...yes. "
" WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT "OUJO" COSTUME!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" It's not a costume, it's a real live Oujo outfit that real saiyajin oujos wear. " Goku sniffled, " And I like it...
....you're not going to make me take it off and burn it, are you? "
" Ahh... " she glanced up at the hurt look on his face and sighed, " No. "
" Good. " Goku smiled warmly and let go of his clothes, " Cuz I luv my oujo outfit so much that it would hurt if I
ever lost it. So! What did Chi-chan want to ask me that was so important that little Veggies could not hear? "
" Umm, you know what? Nevermind. " Chi-Chi laughed nervously, brushing it off, ::With how he's acting now I don't
think bringing up THIS particular wish would be a good idea until I actually DO wish it into existance::
" Really? " Goku looked disappointed.
" Yah. Just make sure you get home early tonight, there's supposed to be a full moon out you know and I can't have
you turning into one of those oozarus and destroying the city. " Chi-Chi said, off to find the nearest exit, " See you later,
Go-chan! "
" Byebye Chi-chan! " Goku waved happily.
" What's she so on-edge about? "
" WAHH! " Goku nearly lept out of his clothes, then whipped around to see Vegeta suddenly standing there, " Little
Veggie don't scare me like that! " he sweatdropped.
" What did Onna say? "
" Oh, she just wants to make sure I get home early cuz there's a full-moon out tonight! " Goku chirped, " Isn't that
nice of her! "
" ...Kakarrotto, the full moon is NEXT week, not this week. " Vegeta replied.
" ...oh. " Goku blinked, then happily shrugged, " Well maybe she just got her weeks mixed up! "
The little ouji narrowed his eyes, " I don't know. I think we should keep an eye on Onna this evening, she's up to
something. "
" Up to something? But how do you know? " the larger saiyajin asked, confused.
" She's too calm and too nervous. " Vegeta nodded.
" ... " Goku tilted his head, " But that doesn't make any sense! "
" I know. "
" Heh-heh-heh, I'll teach that little Ouji! " Chi-Chi snickered as she slid down the wall of Capsule Corp on a rope,
" At his current state, making that wish on Go-chan would make me feel horrible. " she nodded, " And SO, I must re-affirm my
desire to use the wish by catching the Ouji in the act of coming on to my Go-chan! Which, knowing him, shouldn't take that
long. "
" *YODELAHEEYODELAHEEYODELAHEEHOO*! " yodeling-ish music suddenly sounded around her. Chi-Chi paused suddenly,
confused.
" Greetings fellow traveler! " a voice said beside her. Chi-Chi looked to her right and sweatdropped to see Vejitto
and Gogeta wearing mountain-climbing gear and climbing up ropes similar to hers only that stretched to the roof of the
Capsule Corp building.
" Hi Onna! " Gogeta added.
" What are you two doing here? " Chi-Chi twitched, annoyed.
" We're mountain climbing like you, see! " Gogeta chirped, then pulled out a small audio-tape deck and pressed a
button, causing the yodeling and music Chi-Chi had heard before to emit from inside it.
" We can't yodel so we brought some pre-recorded stuff. " Vejitto said.
" This isn't the swiss alps IT'S A BUILDING!!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" You're climbing it. " Gogeta pointed out.
" I'm not climbing! I'm-- "
" --spying and Mommy and Toussan, right? " Vejitto grinned, taking a pepsi out of his climbing backpack and opening
it up to take a sip.
" Ah...ah....OOOH! " Chi-Chi sputtered, " You're just here to help the Ouji and annoy me! "
" No, we actually planned this before we knew you were here. " Gogeta pointed to the top of the Capsule Corp building
, which now had a large red flag fluttering from the top labeled Mount Everest's Peak.
" ...you know, Mount Everest isn't in Switzerland. " Chi-Chi said lamely.
" Or is it? " Vejitto smirked.
" ... " Chi-Chi's face went blank.
" Haha! Onna doesn't know either! " Gogeta laughed.
" Well, NEITHER DO YOU! "
" So? We're not doing it to prove a point. " Vejitto said, then grinned, " We're just having fun! " he looked up and
pointed to the roof, " ONWARD!! "
" *YODELAHEEHOO*YODELAHEEHOO*YODELAHEEHOO*YODELAY*! " the audio-tape played as the two fusions climbed out of sight
clear up to at least the 20'th floor of the building.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes, " If I had a third wish, I would use it to hurt them. " she said flatly, then slid down a
few more feet until she hung infront of one of the windows to the kitchen. Chi-Chi smirked. Goku and Vegeta were seated at
the kitchen table. The larger saiyajin was back in his oujo outfit with his gi over the back of his chair. Vegeta was seated
in the chair next to him with a large blueprint on the table, " How dare he change back into that nasty "oujo" dress! " she
glared, " That's the Ouji's influence I bet! No contest! "
" I wish you'd take that thing off. " Vegeta grumbled, embarassed.
" But I like it Veggie. " Goku blinked, then broke into a warm smile, " Besides I wanna get used to it seeing as I'm
gonna have lotsa pretty oujo-wear in the future where I'm Veggie's oujo! "
" You're NOT going to be my OUJO. " Vegeta twitched, his face turning bright red.
" :) " Goku only smiled.
" GAHH! STOP-THAT! " Vegeta shook his fist, " I just want to show you the layout for my spaceship! "
" Veggie means *our* spaceship! " the larger saiyajin said happily, his cheeks turning pink.
" Fine. " the little ouji grumbled, " OUR spaceship. " he said, then perked up, " Now over here is the-- "
" --dining room! "
" And this is the-- "
" --kitchen! "
" And over here is the-- "
" --observation deck! "
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, " You're reading my mind again, aren't you? " he said flatly.
" No. Back when I was on the finished version of this ship Future Veggie gave me a tour! " Goku smiled.
" Oh. " the ouji blinked, " Does it run well? "
" It runs VERY nicely little Veggie! " Goku said, " And your future bed is HUGE! "
" Ahh, the super-double king-size bed. Yes. " Vegeta pulled out one of the other blueprints, " I'll have to have
sheets made specifically for it seeing as on Earth humans don't exactly indulge in buying beds this size. " he explained,
" This is the bed size of most royalty on our homeplanet. "
" Future Veggie wished Bejito-sei and the other saiyajins back in the future. " Goku pointed out.
" Huh. So that's where I get the bed-sheets. " Vegeta rubbed his chin.
" Curse him. " Chi-Chi hissed as she hung infront of the window directly behind the two saiyajin; the rope around her
waist while she held a pair of binoculars infront of her eyes, " Why hasn't he made a move yet! How am I supposed to
re-intensify my extreme anger towards him if he doesn't make an evil Ouji-move towards Goku! " Chi-Chi looked down slightly
with the binoculars, " Hm. Blueprints....for a very..VERY large...bed. " she paled, her bottom left eyelid now twitching,
" THAT'S IT YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SORRY YOU EVER TRIED TO PULL SUCH A THING ON MY GO-CHAN EVER!! " she
screamed in rage and threw the binoculars at the window at such a hard and fast rate that they flew straight through breaking
the glass and smashed into the back of Vegeta's head.
" OWWW!!! " Vegeta yelled, " KUSOTARE!! " he cursed in pain, rubbing his head violently where the object had hit him.
" OH LITTLE VEGGIE ARE YOU OH-KAY!? " Goku gasped, worried and starting to search Vegeta's head for the spot that had
been hit, " H--here lemmie get you an ice-pack! " he grabbed one out of think are and put it on the spot for the little ouji.
Vegeta in too much pain to bother asking how Goku had just done that, " What was it Veggie? "
" How the heck should I know! " Vegeta sweatdropped, then glanced to his left to see the object on the floor among
pieces of broken glass. Vegeta blinked, " Binoculars? "
" THAT'S FOR THAT GIANT FANTASY HONEYMOON BED OF YOURS, OUJI!! " Chi-Chi's voice came from behind him. Vegeta looked
over his shoulder incrediously as Chi-Chi shook her fist at him.
" Onna what are you doing hanging in mid-air like that from my house. " he cocked an eyebrow.
" HI AGAIN CHI-CHAN! " Goku chirped, then got a look of confusion on his face, " I thought you said you were going
home? "
" HOW CAN I LEAVE KNOWING THAT HE'S PLANNING ON BUILDING A BED FOR THE TWO OF YOU!!! " Chi-Chi roared.
" WAHHH!! " Vegeta's face instantly turned bright red, " THE BED'S FOR ME!!! NOT ME AND KAKARROTTO!!! " he
sputtered in the horror of the thought of it.
" HA! That's a likely story. " Chi-Chi folded her arms, " I'm surprised you don't have it built ALREADY with how
much you seem to enjoy letting Goku walk around here in that--that THING! " she pointed to the saiyajin oujo uniform Goku was
wearing.
" HEY I DON'T WANT HIM THINKING HE'S MY OUJO EITHER! " Vegeta snapped back, " IF ANYTHING I WANT HIM OUT OF THAT
FUTURISTIC OUTFIT!! "
" YEAH I BET YOU WANT HIM OUT OF IT ALRIGHT! " Chi-Chi re-snapped.
" Oh my! " Goku gasped, covering his mouth with his fists, his cheeks now bright pink. The little ouji froze, then
glanced back at Goku and yelped.
" WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IDIDNTMEANITTHATWAYKAKARROTTOREALLY!! " Vegeta shrieked.
" Mean what what way? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Ah... " Vegeta paused, then sighed with relief, " Oh thank God. " the ouji said, then pulled a double-take, " Hey
if you didn't just get that then why were you blushing like that just now?
" Huh? " Goku only tilted his head and blinked again.
" Ugh, Kakarrotto you truely know how to make my head hurt. " Vegeta groaned, putting his right hand on the side of
his head for visual effect.
" But I got you the ice-pack to make it all better see! " Goku pointed to the ice-pack, which was still on Vegeta's
head.
Vegeta sweatdropped at the object, " Ah, hai. Thanks Kakarrotto. " he said, playing along.
" DON'T YOU LISTEN TO A WORD HE SAYS GOKU HE'S PLAYING YOU FOR A FOOL AND THE SECOND HE GETS YOU ALONE WITH HIM IN
PRIVATE HE'S GOING TO DO HORRIBLE NASTY THINGS TO YOU!! " Chi-Chi spouted, waving her arms around wildly in the air.
" Hn. " Vegeta glared, then walked up to where Chi-Chi was hanging and smirked.
" ...O? " Chi-Chi blinked.
" Goodbye Onna! " Vegeta said cheerfully.
" Wah? " Chi-Chi looked baffled, then death-glared at him again, " WHADDA YOU MEAN GOODBYE YOU EVIL LITTLE O--h? "
Vegeta grabbed tightly onto the rope she was tied to with one hand while his other hand was pinned behind his back.
The ouji gave a sharp tug to the rope downward and then let it go, causing Chi-Chi to spring up into the air like a
jet-powered slingshot.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " Chi-Chi shrieked
as she continued her upward spiral, by-passing Vejitto and Gogeta on the way. The two fusions looked upward as they watched
her fly off screaming.
" Can't say she didn't ask for it. " Vejitto commented, putting on a pair of sunglasses to shield his eyes from the
sun and to better watch Chi-Chi's jolt up into near-orbit.
" Hahahaha! HOORAY FOR OTOUSSAN! " Gogeta cheered, pumping his fist in the air. The two paused as they suddenly
heard and saw Chi-Chi's rope snap, causing her to transcend the ropes limits and climb heigher upward until she nearly hit
the heighest non-space part of the sky. She stopped screaming for a moment as she began another long journey, only this one
back down towards the ground.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
she screamed.
5 minutes later Gogeta and Vejitto finally saw the flaming dot that was Chi-Chi hurtling down out of the sky in a
fireball. She screamed as she whooshed past them both and slammed head-first into grass below, causing a major hole in the
ground.
" OHH! " Gogeta and Vejitto clapped at the performance.
" Ohhhhhhhh~~ " Chi-Chi groaned, barely able to stand up. She glanced over at the window to the kitchen only to see
Goku and Vegeta had already left the room along with the blueprints Vegeta had brought with him. Chi-Chi groaned again and
let her head slam back into the ground, " Why me. "
" Umm, Kaasan. You know neither me or Goten are ones to pry, but-- "
" --why's your head and arms all bandaged up like a mummy, Mommy? " Goten asked curiously, interupting his older
brother.
" I just had a little skirmish with the Ouji, that's all. " Chi-Chi said, then went back to eating her supper.
" WAHH! A "skirmish"!? You didn't actually try to physically BATTLE Vegeta,...did you? " Gohan paled.
" No. The stupid Ouji tried to chuck me out into deep space, that's what he did. " Chi-Chi grumbled, not wanting to
say anymore due to both embarassment and the giant bandaid on her left cheek.
" ...oh. " Gohan said uneasily, " Oh-kay. " he took another bite of his dinner, " I still don't see what that has to
do with sending Toussan to bed early. It's only 6:30pm. " he pointed outside where there was still quite a glimmer of
daylight.
" It's to teach him a lesson for hanging around the Ouji like that. They're getting too chummy. " Chi-Chi took a bite
of her steak.
" They've ALWAYS been "chummy". " Gohan rolled his eyes.
" Yeah but not to the point where Goku goes around wearing a saiyajin oujo uniform under his gi and the Ouji starts
plotting out plans for some giant-sized BED. " Chi-Chi spat.
" O! The spaceship! " Goten chirped.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, " What do you know about "the spaceship"? "
" Toussan talks about it tall the time! " the chibi said happily, " It's huge and has all these different rooms and
there's a gigantic room full of eternal-food-storage and a really big room to spar and all sorts of fun things to play with!"
he beamed, then frowned, " He says Veggie-san won't be done building it for a really long time though, even with Bulma-san's
technology. "
" Heh, well since he's going to be building it only for ONE from now on it MAY take him less time to complete it and
maybe even get his nasty Ouji-butt off this planet once and for all even before my lifetime. " Chi-Chi made a small smile.
" ...you're going to make the wish tonight. Aren't you Kaasan? " Gohan spoke up.
" ... "
" ... "
" Yeah. What about it. " she said, taking some more soup.
" A wish? You mean with the dragonballs! " Goten grinned excitedly, " OOH! I wanna make one! "
" I'm sorry sweetie but these are special wishes for Mommy only, oh-kay? " Chi-Chi smiled warmly at him, ruffling his
hair.
Goten pouted, " Aww... "
" Hey, it's alright. Now I want you and Gohan to get to bed as soon as you're both done eating oh-kay? And don't
disturb your Toussan. He's going to need a lot more rest from now on, probably as much as Mommy's. " she said, " I won't have
to worry about waking up without him anymore either. No more early-morning "sparring" with the Ouji for him. " Chi-Chi mused.
" Uh... " Goten stared, confused.
" Off to bed now Goten-chan. " Chi-Chi got up and put his and her now-empty plates and bowls in the sink. She shooed
Goten off to his room, " You too Gohan. " she looked back at him.
" Did you talk to Toussan about it? "
" ... " Chi-Chi looked down, " He didn't give me the chance. He just, got me so frustrated after I saw that OUJO
costume underneath his gi, I just....I got mad at him and it made him upset so I tried to calm both of us down. And by then
the Ouji showed up so no, I didn't tell him. " she said sadly, then smiled and looked up and over at Gohan, " But, that's
oh-kay because I'll explain it all to him tommorow. He'll adapt. Your Toussan's good at that. "
" Saiyajins, are good at that. " Gohan frowned.
" Goku's not a saiyajin. He's a human being in a saiyajin's body. And after tonight we're going to fix all that. "
she smiled contently.
Gohan got up in his seat, " Well, if you really think you're doing the right thing, I'm not sure there's any way I
can stop you, Kaasan. "
" This way we'll all be together again like we used to Gohan, I promise. " Chi-Chi almost sounded pleading.
" Alright. " Gohan pushed his chair in, " Can I ask you one thing though, before I go to bed? "
" Of course, Gohan-kun. "
" Why are you so afraid of losing Toussan to Vegeta? "
" Because your Toussan is the only man I've ever loved. And I don't know what I'd ever do without him. " Chi-Chi
smiled. Gohan smiled back, " AND THAT'S WHY IT'S MY SWORN DUTY TO BEAT THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI INTO THE GROUND AT HIS OWN GAME!
HA-HO! "
" GAHH?! " Gohan fell over, twitching. He zipped back up onto his feet, " I knew there had to be a break in the
dramatic tension somewhere. It never lasts that long around here. "
" Now off you go! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully, literally pushing Gohan out of the kitchen and straight into his room,
" Goodnight my little genius! " she exclaimed in a sing-song voice.
Gohan gawked, " But Kaasa--- "
" *BOOMF*! " Chi-Chi slammed the door in his face. Gohan groaned and sluggishly made his way to bed.
" Why do I even bother! "
" AND NOW IT IS TIME!! " lightening flashed in the background behind Chi-Chi as she laughed maniacally, " MUHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! " she had positioned the dragonballs on the backyard lawn, " ARISE SHENLONG AND GRANT MY WISH!!"
Sparks flew as the dragonballs started to glow brightly and a gigantic green mass exploded from within them as the
sky darkened even more than it had already. Shenlong appeared hovering up in the sky.
" GREETINGS MORTALS! " Shenlong said in his near darth-vader-ish-deep-sounding voice. He blinked, then looked down to
see Chi-Chi hungrily grinning up at him. Shenlong groaned and slapped himself on the forehead, " Oh God it's the other one. "
he said in a normal man's voice.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN "THE OTHER ONE"?! " Chi-Chi snapped, insulted.
Shenlong sighed, " Well, I can tell by the insane grin on your face that you're not here to bring back any of your
little group's warriors from the dead, so--you're getting back at Vegeta. "
" In a way, yes! " Chi-Chi said cheerfully, her demenor instantly changing back to before, " Last year the Ouji made
a wish to make himself and Goku immortal. I want you to TAKE AWAY Goku's immortality!! "
Shenlong cocked an eyebrow, " You want me to take away, the gift of immortality? " he looked at her like she had
sprouted another set of ears.
" YES!! DO IT! DO IT NOW!! "
Shenlong looked back uneasily at the Son home where Goku was sound asleep, " I really hate to do this kid, " he said
in Goku's direction, " but.....as you wish. " he told Chi-Chi, then sent a zap of power at the saiyajin from above.
" OHHHHHHH!! " Goku groaned in his sleep, internal instincts temporarily trying to jolt him out of one of the most
fantastical dreams he had ever had, " Veh-geeeee! " he whimpered, " VEH-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HELP ME!!! "
" HOW DARE YOU CALL OUT FOR THAT EVIL LITTLE MONSTER IN YOUR DREAMS!! " Chi-Chi screamed up in the direction of
Goku's room upstairs, peeved. She turned back to the dragon in anger, " FOR MY SECOND WISH I WISH FOR YOU TO TURN GOKU'S
SPECIES INTO A HUMAN BEING! I'M NOT LETTING THAT OUJI GET AWAY WITH THIS JUST BECAUSE GOKU'S THE ONLY OTHER LIVING MEMBER OF
HIS NEAR-EXTINCT RACE!! HE'LL HAVE NO NEED TO BOTHER GOKU EVER AGAIN IF HE BECOMES HUMAN!!! "
" ... " Shenlong was taken aback, " It goes against my better judgement if I were to grant such a wish. "
Chi-Chi's eyes widened, " WHA-- "
" --but it goes against my job and purpose if I were not to. " Shenlong said sorrowfully, then shakily lifted his
hand again and pointed his finger at Goku's room, " Forgive me, Son Goku, my old friend. " he sent another zap of power at
the saiyajin, the ki a different color than that of the first wish.
Goku's eyes suddenly shot open as a piercing pain erupted in his left ear while his tail screamed out, stinging,
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " he clutched his ear tightly with both hands.
Goku's tail started to go numb as it fought desperately to stay alive, " LITTLE VEGGIE IT HURTS MAKE IT STOP!!! " Goku
wailed as the pain sent him clear into unconsiousness. He fell back on his bed, his tail now completely lifeless and devoid
of any ki.
Shenlong turned back to Chi-Chi, " Well, I hope your happy. "
" Very. " she smiled, " I'm sure it must've been a little physically strenuous for Go-chan just now but I'm sure
he'll fine again in the morning! And NO MORE OUJI! " Chi-Chi cheered, " THIS IS SO WONDERFUL! THANK YOU SHENLONG!! " she
gushed.
" And now I must bid thee well. " Shenlong said as he blasted off into the sky, off on his way back home while the
dragonballs flew off in seven different directions.
Chi-Chi sighed happily and went back inside her house, " And now to get one of the best night's sleep I've had in a
long time! "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!! " Vegeta
screamed, grabbing his right ear in extreme pain.
" VEGETA! " Bulma instantly bolted into the room, still in her nightgown, " What happened! " she looked distressed.
" Kaka...rrottOOO.. " Vegeta twitched, " What did he do to his EAR! There's no way it could hurt this much!! " he
moaned.
" M--maybe he just hit it on something while he was sleeping. " Bulma said, " I'll get you some asprin. That should
help get you back to sleep. " she headed for the kitchen.
" Uggh. " the ouji continued to rub his ear, " For Kakarrotto to hurt himself THIS BAD, geez what did he do? Run into
the side of his house or something? "
Vegeta's tail meanwhile was laying under the covers with every hair on it's body shot upward in horror. It turned
pale with fright, ::Bibishii's....gone::
:::" HAHAHA! Hurry up Kakarrotto! I thought you could move faster than THAT! "
" Of course I can! I'm just conserving energy! " Goku chirped happily. The saiyajin had slipped back into one of his
happy-dreams after falling unconsious from the sudden pain to his ear. His tail happily twitched in the air as he raced after
a little-blue-gi-wearing Vegeta across the vast backyard of Mount Paozu. It was spring time again and the larger saiyajin had
his oujo outfit back on, but this time had his orange gi pants underneath them. Both saiyajin had their boots on, but neither
had gloves/wristbands, " Little Veggie you're running too fast! " Goku pouted, complaining.
" But you're faster than I am. " dream-Vegeta blinked, continuing to run a now widening gap between the two.
" I know that! But there's something wrong you're not supposed to be able to run so much faster than me! "
" Baka, I'm not running any faster than usual. " dream-Vegeta skidded to a halt and spun around to face Goku, who was
now running as fast as he could yet feeling himself huffing and puffing tiredly as he finally caught up to Vegeta only to
fall down on his knees, " Kakay, are you alright? I will gladly help you back up. " the smaller saiyajin said, worried.
" I, I'm just a lil tired dream-Veggie. That's all. " Goku smiled back warmly, then held out his arm, " *Thank you*,
little Veggie. "
Dream-Vegeta's cheeks blushed red lightly. He shook it off and reached out to grab the larger saiyajin's hand only to
be unable to reach it, " Huh? " he blinked.
Goku blinked back, then looked down to see the entire area infront of Vegeta fading away into a long black hole,
" WAHHHHHHH!!! VEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIE!! " he reached desperately to grab the smaller saiyajin only to feel himself start falling,
" AHHHHHH!! UP UP UP UP UP!! " Goku frantically waved about as he tried to fly, then powered up to ssj2 only to have it fade
back to black in only a few seconds, " OH NO!! I gotta get back up I can't leave Veggie all alone where all sorts of bad
terrible things could happen to him! I GOTTA SAVE HIM!! "
" THEN GET UP!! "
" I'M TRYING!! " he screamed back at the voice, tears streaming down his cheeks.
" GOKU GET UP!!! "
" I CAN'T!! "
" Fine then! ":::
" *SLAM*! "
" WAH! " Goku's eyes flung open intime to hear the door to his room slam back shut.
" Veggie? " he looked around, " OHHHHHHH! That's right. Veggie's not here because I'm in my room in my house and
Veggie is back asleep over at his! " Goku grinned, then paused for a moment, " What a strange dream. " he perked up, " Oh
well! " the saiyajin; who will continue to be refered to as one due to the fact that only his body has been changed, not his
soul; happily glanced over to the large digital clock on the counter next to him and gasped, " ACK! 10:30am!! That can't be
right! I should've been up 5 hours ago! I had fishing to do! And Veggies to spar with! And breakfast! "
" ... " Goku looked down at his stomach expecting it's growl to come on-cue only to hear nothing.
" Huh. You are awfully quiet for being stuck having to wait for the rest of me for a whole 5 hours. " he hopped out
of bed and let out a yelp at he felt something he's never felt before just by merely getting out of bed; pain.
Goku stood up through the aches and looked down at himself curiously, " ...something is wrong here. " he pouted,
" I should tell Veggie! " he beamed and promptly tugged on his left earlobe, " O' Veh-gee! "
" ... " silence floated through the air around him. Goku blinked in surprise. His left ear now felt exactly like his
right one. No residue from the bond caused by the portara fusion earrings or anything.
" Wow, Veggie must be sleeping REALLY HEAVILY right now! " Goku said in surprise as he walked over to his closet full
of orange gi's and opened it only to let out an ear-piercing shriek of horror, " EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! " he fell backward
onto his butt. The closet was full of clothes alright, normal human man clothes. And not a single gi or bright orange-colored
piece of clothing in sight, " ....it is a nightmare! It HAS to be! " Goku gulped, " Th--that's it. " he shakily got up,
" This is only a-nother part of the nightmare and I landed here after I fell down that giant black hole which is why I cannot
connect to Veggie's sweet little Veggie-soul by tugging my left earlobe......but, I can easily contact Veggie in my dreams
even without doing that so why is it not working? " he backed up uneasily only to step on something warm and squishy. Goku
looked down and gasped to see he had stepped on his own tail, " Eep! Oh Bibishii I am so sorry forgive me! " he grabbed his
tail and started petting her only to recieve no response, " ...Bibishii? " Goku tilted his head. He narrowed his eyes and
sensed for her ki.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BIBISHII'S DEAD!!!! " Goku bawled,
careening down the stairs and into the kitchen where Chi-Chi, Gohan, and Goten were eating. Gohan and Goten gasped at him.
Chi-Chi smiled.
" I like his new look, don't you? " she whispered to them, then paused, " Why's the tail still there? "
" SHE WAS PERFECTLY HEALTHY YESTERDAY AND NOW SHE'S DEAD!! OH WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE CHI-CHAN!! WHY DID SHE HAVE
TO DIE!!! " Goku wailed, grabbing onto Chi-Chi and hugging her tightly while he let go of his tail, which instantly fell back
onto the floor limply, " She was always so cheerful and full of LIFE! " Goku sobbed, then paused, " Oh no....if Bibishii is
dead that makes Veggiestail a, a, WIDOWER!! WAAAAH!! I just cannot bear to break Nango's little heart--or whatever type of
organ beats within a saiyajin tail's little body. OH CHI-CHAN IT'S SO TRAGIC!! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Oh brother.
" OH BIBISHII! *SOB*! You were such a WONDERFUL TAIL!!! "
" There there Goku, it's alright. " Chi-Chi patted him on the back, " We'll just have to remove it-- "
" --NEVER! "
" WHAT?! "
" Why would I remove my own tail! " Goku exclaimed, " Just because Bibishii is dead does not mean my tail itself is
dead. Look it is not cold at all, it's still warm....like a, like a long lump of excess fat or something. "
" And we don't want you dragging around any excess fat now do we? " Chi-Chi said sweetly, then pulled out a carving
knife, " So let's cut it off! "
" AHHHHH!! I'M STILL DREAMING!! " Goku screamed at the top of his lungs as he ran back up to his bedroom and shut the
door, " LET ME WAKEUP LET ME WAKEUP LET ME WAKEUP!!! " he jumped back into bed and pulled the covers over his head and
started chanting the word 'sleep' until he actually did so.
" 11:45. He's had himself locked in there for almost 2 HOURS now. " Gohan said, " Toussan NEVER sleeps in this late.
He's usually already fished, sparred with Vegeta, had breakfast, and would be watching "The Price is Right" with us by now. "
" Oh I'm sure he's fine. " Chi-Chi brushed it off contently, then re-pulled out her carving knife, " We still have to
get rid of that pesky tail though. " she chuckled evilly.
" Man all that time trapped on that island all alone really did a number on your head, didn't it? " Gohan
sweatdropped.
" Toussan looked funny this morning, he looked different. " Goten said, confused.
" Oh, that's because your Toussan is a human now Goten, just like us! " Chi-Chi went back to being content.
Goten got a confused look on his face, then burst into ssj, " You can do this too? "
" ... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " No, I mean, I mean now he'll have the same life expectancy as the rest of the family,
and he won't go running off away from us to play with the Ouji. "
" But I like Veggie-san, he's nice to me. " Goten looked even more confused than before.
" You only observe that part of him because you're still young and naive. " Chi-Chi happily patted him on the head,
" Speaking of hair, once your Toussan wakes up again and gets dressed I'm taking him to get a haircut! "
" ...OH, Kaasan, I don't think you should. " Gohan paled.
" And WHY NOT! Goku's a HUMAN now, and humans don't have hair like that! Besides, all his HUMAN friends get haircuts
all the time! Bulma and Kuririn and Yamcha--they get haircuts and now he will too! "
" Veggie-san never gets his hair cut-- "
" --WELL HE'S NOT A FRIEND HE'S PURE EVIL!!! "
" ... " Goten blinked, " Does that mean people who don't get haircuts are evil too? "
" No Goten, Mom's just getting near that, um, " Gohan whispered into his ear, " mid-life crisis stage of life. "
" ...OHHH. " Goten said as if he understood, " ..what? "
" Nevermind. " Gohan sweatdropped, brushing it off.
" NOW. " Chi-Chi stood up, " I'm going to go wake my HUMAN husband up! " she said happily.
" Kaasan? "
" YES, Gohan? " she narrowed her eyes at him.
" I think, you're rushing too much on him. " Gohan looked away, " It's too much too fast. He won't be able to
mentally and emotionally take it. "
" Of course he'll be able to take it! You think HE has it tough, I had to watch him walk around Capsule Corp wearing
that, that THING underneath his gi and cuddling against the Ouji like they're a COUPLE!! "
" But they're not a couple-- "
" --AND THEY NEVER WILL BE EITHER!! " Chi-Chi snapped, cutting him off. She turned and began stomping up the stairs,
" And with Goku 'just another human' now the Ouji won't be able to touch him! "
" Ohhhh.. "
" Go-chan? Go-chan wake up? "
" Ohhhhh, not now Veggie I'm sleepy. " Goku shooed the hand that was shaking him away.
A vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead, ::How DARE he keep using the Ouji's name!:: " GOKU WAKE UP! "
" Hm? " the large saiyajin sat up, still sleepy. He looked to his left and smiled at Chi-Chi, " Oh hi Chi-chan, I
just had the most horrible dream. All my gi's were gone and Bibishii died and my portara bond with Veggie broke and it was
just *yawn* horrible. " he leaned his body to the side and used her arm as a pillow, " Chi-chan what time is it? " he smiled
up at her.
" 12:00pm. "
" Oh. "
" ... "
" 12:00PM!? OHMYGOODNESS! " Goku lept to his feet, " WHY DIDN'T MY STOMACH WAKE UP SOONER! OH VEGGIE MUST BE SO
WORRIED ABOUT ME AND I MISSED MY BREAKFAST AND MY LUNCH AND-- "
" --Goku calm down! " Chi-Chi repremanded. The saiyajin did so and plopped on the ground, " You had a rough night and
you deserved the rest. Now get dressed and I'll make you some lunch and then we're going to go out and get your hair cut. "
she said warmly, patting him on the hands, " And maybe we'll even get you a job! A normal HUMAN job. "
" Ah.... " Goku stared at her as if several of his brain-cells had just been deep-fried, " What are you talking
about Chi-chan, I am not a human. " he tilted his head, then grinned, " I am a saiyajin peasant and soon-to-be little
Veggie's ~*oujo*~! " Goku let out an eager little giggle at the last word.
" No you're not! " Chi-Chi said happily in a sing-song voice.
" Yes I aaaaam! " Goku happily sang back.
" Look in the mir-ror! " she sang.
" Ooooooo-kay-ay! " he sang back at her a second time, then bounced over to where the mirror was and cheerfully
waved to himself, " Hello Son Goku! " he said, then froze at his reflection. Goku's eyes widened until they nearly filled up
his entire head, " ...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! "
" Ohhhh... " Vegeta whimpered as he lay there on his bed in his sparring clothes.
" Are you coming down already or not? " Bulma sweatdropped as she entered the Ouji's room.
" I waited 7 whole hours for Kakay to show up and take me out to spar and he still hasn't come. " the ouji pouted.
" Oh he probably just forgot or something, now come have some lunch. " Bulma said.
" Bulma, Kakarrotto NEVER forgets about me. " Vegeta said flatly. He sat up, " Something must have happened to him! "
" Then he slept in, I don't know what to tell you Vegeta. " she sighed.
" Kakarrotto never sleeps in. He awakens at the crack of dawn, gets dressed, and wakes me up before the sun even
rises to go spar with him! " Vegeta exclaimed, " He hasn't tried to mentally contact us through the portara earrings bond
all day either! " he tugged on his ear hard only to produce no response for the umpteenth time, " The only reason that stupid
accidental bond would break is if Kakarrotto was killed, and I sense his ki so he's not dead. It feels more like he's
sleeping with how low it is. " Vegeta squinted his eyes.
" Well you can go talk to him and get the full story after you have lunch. " Bulma pulled the still-in-deep-thought
ouji out of bed and out of his room, then downstairs through the living room and into the kitchen, " I'm sure it's nothing
serious. "
Vegeta stopped and grabbed his tail, then held it up, " You call THIS "nothing serious". "
" AHH! " Bulma gasped. The tail was dripping in a heavy coat of it's own tears and making wild sobbing noises, " How
in the-- "
" He's too hysterical to even tell me anything. " Vegeta let it go. His tail sagged and shook in its own despair as
Vegeta and Bulma sat down at the kitchen table.
" You know it's strange. With how much you worry about your 'peasant' you'd think you would've gone after him by now.
" Bulma cocked an eyebrow.
" Yes, well I haven't sensed any vibrations of "fear" or "worry" from Kakarrotto all morning so I haven't gotten the
urge to go check on him. Besides if I went to check and found out nothing was wrong he gush all over me about how "sweet" of
me it was to "care" so deeply that I would randomly stop by his house to see if he was "oh-kay". " Vegeta twitched with
embarassment as redness appeared on his cheeks, " I have no feelings of mush for Kakarrotto, there's no reason I should
accidentally lead him to believe I do. "
" You mean "love", not mush. " Bulma smirked.
Vegeta's entire face flushed red, " I REFUSE TO USE "I", THAT WORD, AND "KAKARROTTO" ALL IN THE SAME SENTENCE! NO
MATTER HOW MANY OTHER WORDS SEPERATE THEM! " he folded his arms stubbornly.
" Good, I like your relationship with him just the way it is right now. " Bulma nodded, then paled, " I don't know
what I'd do if you started to like, you know who, the way you like me. "
" Well I DON'T. " Vegeta huffed stubbornly.
" I think it's the whole "last remaining two of the entire species" thing that worries me the most about things that
could cause that to happen. It keeps making me think of adam and eve or something. " she stirred her afternoon coffee.
Vegeta visibly twitched in horror.
Bulma grinned, " Good thing Son-kun's not a woman. You'd be all over her! " she laughed at the idea.
Vegeta twitched again, " You brought me down here for THIS. "
" Hahahaha, ahh, no, I'm sorry Vegeta, really. " Bulma calmed down from laughing, " I know you wouldn't fall for Goku
, only other last remaining saiyajin alive or not. "
" So what have YOU been doing this morning. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, his face bright red and still eager
to change the subject.
" Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that. " she said nonchalantly.
" *RING*RING*RING*!! " the phone rang frantically.
Vegeta zipped over to the phone, " I'll get it! " he grabbed it and spoke into the mouth-piece, " Hello? "
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! VEGGIE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! "
Goku's voice wailed over phone.
Vegeta sweatdropped. He covered the mouth-piece and looked over at Bulma, " It's Kakarrotto. He's crying. " the ouji
said dryly, then pulled a double-take, " CRYING?! GAK! " he uncovered the phone, " Kakarrotto are you oh-kay? Your ki's
dangerously low for being awake--WHO ATTACKED YOU! "
" Oh little Veggie, you care so much about me~~ " Goku sniffled. Vegeta's face turned bright red again, " Little
Veggie, I don't know how to, how to say this but, but, I can't let you see me. "
" Eh? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Oh Veggie it looks so horrible! I can't let you see me like this! Never ever ever! I want you to not come over
until I figure out something oh-kay? "
" Did you, break something? " Vegeta said, confused.
" ONLY MY HEART!! " the larger saiyajin cried loudly.
" Oh God. " Vegeta groaned, slapping his hand onto his forehead, " Alright Kakarrotto, tell "Veggie" what's wrong. "
Goku sniffled, " I CAN'T!!! "
" WHY NOT! " the ouji snapped.
" Because then I would break Veggie's heart TOO!! " tears welled up in his eyes.
" You're not talking to the OUJI on there, are you Goku? " a voice said in the background.
" I HAVE to talk to Veggie Chi-chan! Veggie makes it all better!!! " Goku exclaimed.
" No he doesn't he'll only make everything worse now hang up! "
" No! "
" HANG UP GOKU WE HAVE WORK TO DO! "
" NO NO NO!! "
" HANG U-- "
" --EEP! "
" *Beeeeeeeee--* "
Vegeta stood there holding the phone with a blank expression on his face.
" What was that? " Bulma said, breaking the silence.
" It seems that Kakarrotto is having an emotional breakdown and Onna is the cause of it. " Vegeta hung up, deep in
thought, " You know she's been a little more off than usual since the whole "island" incident. I wouldn't be surprised if she
was punishing Kakarrotto more strictly than usual. " he walked into the living room and grabbed his dark brown leather jacket
that was a size too big for him off the jacket-rack and put it on.
" Going off to 'save' him, are you? " Bulma sweatdropped.
The ouji grinned, " You got it! " he gave her a thumbs-up, then called up the stairs, " VEJITTO! GOGETA! WE'RE GOING
TO RESCUE KAKARROTTO FROM HIS OWN HOUSE, AGAIN. THEN WE'RE GOING FOR ICE-CREAM! YOU COMING? "
" Yeah!! " two voices chirped from behind him. Vegeta blinked and turned around only to come face-to-face with the
fusions, " GAK! Will you cut that out! It's just as creepy as when Kakarrotto does it. " he twitched.
" Sorry Mommy! " Vejitto smiled.
" Yeah, sorry Toussan! " Gogeta happily joined in.
" So what happened to Toussan? " Vejitto asked.
" Who knows! He just called here bawling his eyes out over the phone that he can't see me again. " the ouji sighed.
" Wow, Chi-Chi really stuck it to him THIS time, huh? " Vejitto paled, then turned to his brother, " I mean, if he
was crying THAT HARD. "
" That mean 'ol Onna! She KNOWS Kaasan is very sensitive a-bout things concerning Toussan, why would she do something
that mean to him on purpose! " Gogeta looked worried.
" Because Onna's slowly going senile, that's why. " Vegeta groaned, then let out a few snickers, " Can't say I
haven't contributed to the 'drive-Onna-insane' fund, but there are a number of other factors why she's losing her mind as
well. " he nodded, then struck a heroic pose, " AND THAT IS WHY WE MUST RESCUE KAKARROTTO! "
" YAY!! " both fusions cheered at once.
" Ready to go? " the ouji grinned, preparing to teleport.
" READY! "
" *POOF*!! " the trio disappeared from sight.
Bulma sweatdropped from the kitchen table, " I have a bad feeling about this. "
" WAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA! OH CHI-CHAN I LOOK SO UGLY AND WRINKLY AND OLD!!! " Goku cried as he sat on his bed
and occationally glanced up at himself in the mirror.
" You don't, really! " Chi-Chi tried to comfort him, " Infact you look very distinguished. " she patted him on the
shoulder.
Goku looked back up at himself in the mirror and burst into tears, " NO I DON'T I'M ALL GRAY AND OLD!! "
" It's not gray Goku, it's just, ah, really DARK gray. Like mine, see? " Chi-Chi undid her bun and held out some of
her hair to him, " See sweetie? "
" ... " Goku examined her hair, " Your gray's darker than MINE! " his eyes watered up again.
" WAH! " Chi-Chi fell over.
" Now I'll NEVER be Veggie's ~*oujo*~!! " he sobbed into her hair.
" Oh Goku he wasn't going to make you "oujo" to begin with! Besides, you'll like being human, I promise. " Chi-Chi
said warmly, " I mean, you already act like one. You don't act like a saiyajin. "
" You do not know how saiyajins act Chi-chan. " Goku pouted.
" And you don't either. " she replied, " Goku, Goku listen. If you're human like us, you won't have to sit through
all of your friends and family dying. "
Goku paused.
" Your future self hurt so much while he watched everyone grow old and die. This way you won't have to. We can all be
together, you and me and Gohan and Goten. And all your friends, Bulma, Kuririn, Yamcha, Tenshinhan, Piccolo, they'll all be
with us. I don't want to have to leave you behind Go-chan. " she sniffled at the thought of it, " I can't bear to leave you
behind after all we've been through. "
The large saiyajin smiled sleepily, " All of us safe and having fun to-gether. I would like that very much. " Goku
said, then froze, " But, Veggie--- " he had a flash-forward image of a sad little gi-wearing Vegeta putting a bouquet of
flowers infront of Goku's grave only to suddenly be attacked and captured by a huge in stature gang of shadowed space aliens,
beaten, tortured, and sent off to some horrible terrifying place for the rest of his immortal life, " --AHHH! NO NO NO!! IF
I DIE THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO PROTECT MY LITTLE VEGGIE AND ALL THE BAD PEOPLE WILL TAKE HIM AWAY AND I'LL NEVER SEE HIM
AGAIN!!! "
" Goku, what are you talking about? " Chi-Chi asked, slightly worried.
" VEGGIE!! " he put his hands on her shoulders, " Chi-chan there are many bad people who want to hurt Veggie for
being naughty out in space even though it was Freeza's fault and they'd probably try to steal little Veggie on me and I would
not be alive to save and protect him and say "You can't just come here and try to steal MY little Veggie and I'm gonna fight
you for his life" because I'll be DEAD and they'll just take him away and break his fragile little Veggie-heart and his wild
untameable Veggie-spirit. "
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" OH VEGGIE!! I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE YOU LIKE THAT!! " Goku grabbed his pillow and sobbed into it. He paused for a
moment, " Chi-chan why are my horror-mones jumping up and down like this? " tears shivered in his eyes.
" Because now you're human and middle-aged like me and before you were still practically a child in your supposed
saiyajin lifetime length of 500 years instead of 100 years. "
" ...oh. " Goku blinked, " I DON'T WANNA BE MIDDLE-AGED!! I WANT MY VEGGIE BACK AND BIBISHII ALIVE AGAIN AND I MISS
ALL MY PRETTY ORANGE GI'S!!! "
Chi-Chi twitched, " Forget the gi's! Look what I have for you here! " she held out some of the clothing from the
saiyajin's closet, " Some nice normal human clothes, they can be "pretty" too. "
" ... " Goku stared at the average-colored clothing, " IT'S NOT THE SAME!!......OH VEGGIE!!! "
" ... " Chi-Chi twitched again, " Here! " she put an outfit on the bed, " You get changed into this and when you're
done sobbing, which human men don't do, you come downstairs and I'm taking you to get a haircut. Just look at all this! " she
motioned to Goku's hair. The 7 pointed spikes now drooping down almost as much as Trunks's hair, " Don't you want a neat and
tidy haircut like Gohan? "
" No... " Goku whimpered, " I like my hair just the way it WAS, BEFORE YOU MADE IT ALL LIMP AND GRAY!! "
" Ugh, Goku you should be thanking me! " Chi-Chi said as she left the room, " I've given you a far better fate then
you had set yourself up to have! "
" But-- "
" *SLAM*! " Chi-Chi closed the door behind her.
Goku looked over at the human clothes beside him, hopped his bottom away from it 3 steps and shuddered at it like a
hideous blob from beyond, " OHHHHHH.... "
" Hm, this is weird. " Vejitto said. He, Vegeta, and Gogeta had split up around Goku's house and were scouting the
area for booby-traps, seeing as Goku's ki was too low for them to directly teleport to.
" I'm going to go take a bath! " Gogeta chirped randomly as he tossed his vest off by the river.
" NO YOU'RE NOT NOT HERE!! " Vegeta snapped at him. Gogeta pouted and put his vest back on.
" Ohhhh. " he huffed, walking back over.
" Mommy! Goggie! Come look at this! " Vejitto gasped. Both saiyajins zipped over to him.
" It's Kakarrotto's trashcan, so what? " Vegeta folded his arms.
Vejitto flipped the lid off to reveal.
" *GASP*! KAASAN'S CLOTHES! " Gogeta said in shock.
" ALL of Toussan's clothes. " Vejitto paled, pulling out dozens of gi's, sashes, wristbands, and boots along with any
other martial-arts-related clothing Goku owned; which, by the way, made up about 3/4ths of his clothes altogether. Also in
the trash were the saiyajin's fluffy slippers and the cutesyer half of his pajama selection.
" Aww, it looks just like Toussan! " Gogeta giggled as he pulled out a familiar Veggie-sized Veggie plush toy.
" PLUSHIE?! " Vegeta's jaw nearly dropped at the sight of the toy he hadn't seen in quite a while, " Kakarrotto,
would NEVER throw out "Plushie". "
" The you-sized pillow's in here too. " Vejitto said, pulling out "Vedge'ums the Christmas Pillow" Goku had gotten
last christmas which ended up as a failed experiment on Chi-Chi's part to wean Goku off of the ouji.
" Obviously Kakarrotto wasn't the one who threw all this stuff out. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes in suspicion.
" No wonder Toussan was so upset on the phone! Chi-Chi threw out all his fav-or-ite stuff. " Vejitto said, holding
up a gi top.
" I know! Let's just return it all to Kaasan and then he will be happy again! " Gogeta went to go pick up the
trashcan.
" No. "
" NO? " Gogeta and Vejitto turned to Vegeta, confused.
" No, as in we're going to capsulize Kakarrotto's belongings and bring them back home once we're done here. Onna is
probably planning on coming out here to burn them so Kakarrotto can't wear any of this again. " Vegeta said as he pulled out
a capsule.
" What about this? " Vejitto held up Goku's "oujo" costume, " What should we do with Toussan's, oujo uniform? "
" ... " Vegeta paused and faultered, his cheeks a light red as he looked at the costume.
" Do you want us to keep it also for Kaasan or throw it away? " Gogeta said, tugging at the outfit's sleeves.
Vegeta sighed, defeated, " Keep. Not to say that saying that MEANS anything, but, Kakarrotto loves that baka outfit,
it makes him feel, ah, important. " the ouji's whole face flushed red and he looked away, embarassed.
" Chi-Chi DOES know that throwing away all of Toussan's clothes isn't going to make him forget about us, doesn't
she? " Vejitto shook his head at the cheesy idea as he put the costume back in the trashcan, which Vegeta quickly capsulized.
" Who knows, Onna's been a little tipsy all of last week, and she was still in paranoid shock the week before that. "
Vegeta recounted, " Our job is to keep Kakarrotto's belongs safe, I may possibly have to install another closet in my room
just to hold them all if Onna desires to destroy his 'saiyajin-ish' clothing so badly. " the ouji thought outloud, then
paused to feel a pair of eyes practically burrowing into his skull from above. Vegeta blinked and looked up to see Goku's
eyes staring desperately at him through window-blinds in one of the windows, " Kakarrotto? " the ouji flew up to the window.
Goku quickly zipped around to the wall, " Veggie's here! And Ji-chan and Goggie! I completely forgot about our little
fusion-babies!! They will be so sad!! " he panicked, " I do not want my sweet little fusion-babies to be SAD! "
" Kakarrotto are you in there? "
" ! " Goku clasped his hands over his mouth. Vegeta was floating directly infront of the window. He pulled out Goku's
oujo outfit.
" We have all your clothes! They were, ah, in the trash. " the ouji sweatdropped uneasily.
Goku gasped as he saw the outfit the smaller saiyajin was holding through the blinds, " Oh Veggie! You *SAVED* it! "
he exclaimed happily, " My little Veggie is such a softie! " he grinned, then got another look at his hands and shuddered,
" OHHHHHHHhhhh. "
Vegeta put the outfit away again, " Kakarrotto we're taking your things back to my house, and you with them! Now
open the window so I can get you out of here! "
" NO! " Goku panicked.
" ... " Vegeta blinked, confused, " No? "
" No Veggie! I can't because I would hurt you! "
" ...hurt me? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Chi-chan did a bad thing Veggie, and I can't let you see bee-cause it would hurt you so BAD! " Goku pleaded.
" She's not, physically ABUSING you, is she? " Vegeta would've laughed at the idea had Goku's ki not felt so
dangerously low.
" N--no. " Goku bit his lip.
" At least open the window! "
Goku looked around, then beamed when he spotted the sheets on his bed, " AH-HA! " he grabbed them and put them over
his head and body, then put on a pair of mittens and opened the blinds and window, " Hi Veggie! " he said cheerfully.
" ... " Vegeta stared, confused.
" Haha! You look funny Kaasan! " Gogeta giggled.
" EEEK! YOU CAN SEE ME?! " Goku freaked out.
" He meant the several large, heavy sheets hanging over your head and body, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said lamely.
" Oh! *Whew*! " Goku let out a sigh of relief.
" Did, Chi-Chi do something to your body, Toussan? " Vejitto said curiously.
" ...haiiiii. " the large saiyajin whimpered, then turned to Vegeta, " OH VEGGIE IT'S TERRIBLE! " he reached out and
grabbed the smaller saiyajin and hugged him as tight as he could, which to Vegeta was unusually weak.
" ... " Vegeta looked up at Goku confused, then hugged back only to hear a yelp of pain from the larger saiyajin.
The ouji instantly let go.
" Veggie that hurt! "
" Ah, sorry. " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, then took a whiff of the big lump of sheets. His eyes widened, " Your scent.
You smell, different. "
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! VEGGIETHATSNOTEVENHALFOFIT!! " Goku burst into tears again.
" Kakarrotto whatever it is I'm sure it's not as bad as you imagine it to b-- "
" --Chi-chan made a wish Veggie! "
" ! " Vegeta froze in place.
" A wish? " Gogeta blinked.
" On the dragonballs! " Vejitto added.
Goku nodded sadly, " Last night. "
" Ohh. " Vegeta pulled out of the hug, a frightened, pale blue color.
" Veggie? VEH-GEE! " Goku wildly reached out to grab the smaller saiyajin again, " DON'T GO! VEGGIE I DON'T WANNA BE
A-- " he stopped himself.
" A? " Vegeta pulled a double-take.
" A, what, Toussan? " Vejitto said cautiously. Gogeta gulped.
Goku stammered, " A-- "
" --HA! " Chi-Chi burst into the room with a pair of scissors in her hands, " Go-chan I found my haircutting scissors
! I can give you a haircut right here! O? " she blinked to see the other three saiyajins, " Ahh, Ouji! " she grinned.
" What did you do to make Kakarrotto want to hide himself like this Onna! " Vegeta demanded.
" Oh, nothing much. I just saved him from your EVIL CLUTCHES FOREVER, that's all. " Chi-Chi sent a momentary glare at
him, then smiled at the large saiyajin, " Isn't that right Goku? " she reached to yank off the blankets only to have Goku
pull it back with equal force, " GO-KU! Don't you want to show the Ouji? " she smirked over at Vegeta.
" You shouldn't make Kakarrotto upset like this you know. " Vegeta said, " It's that sort of thing that drives him
away. "
" HA! I am NOT making him upset! " Chi-Chi said, then gave the blanket another yank although Goku still held it back.
" *THUMP*! " something fell down and hit the floor and was now visible through a space between the blankets.
::BIBISHII!!:: Nango exclaimed in horror. The large light brown tail lay lifeless on the floor.
Vegeta gawked at the appendage and carefully picked it up. He squeezed it lightly, " Kakarrotto do you feel anything?
"
" No... " Goku whimpered sadly.
Vegeta squeezed it a second time, " Now? "
" NOOOOO!! " he wailed.
" Now who's the one making him upset. " Chi-Chi said defensively.
Vegeta ignored her and continued examining the tail, " It's alive alright, but, it's empty. "
" Empty? How can it be empty? " Gogeta said, confused.
" BIBISHII'S DEAD, VEGGIE!! " Goku cried.
" No Kakarrotto, this tail is very much alive. But, Bibishii's soul is gone. How can the tail still be attached to
you and be alive without its soul? " Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " Saiyajin tails always have a SOUL! "
" Easy. " Chi-Chi smiled, " Human beings don't have tails. "
" ....! " Vegeta froze in place.
" CHI-CHAN NO! " Goku gasped.
" That's right Ouji, I used the dragonballs to wish Goku into a normal, MORTAL, HUMAN, EARTHING. " she laughed
victoriously, " And there's nothing you can do about it! "
" ... "
" Anything to say about my little TRIUMPH, Ouji? " Chi-Chi said boastfully.
" ... "
Chi-Chi blinked, confused, then tapped the frozen saiyajin, " Ouji? "
Vegeta promptly fainted.
" MOMMY! " Vejitto exclaimed as he and Gogeta caught the now-unconsious little ouji, " Mommy wake up! "
Goku peeked out from under his sheets and gasped, " CHI-CHAN! Now look what you've done you made Veggie faint! " he
pouted.
Vejitto and Gogeta glanced up intime to see Goku's face. Both their eyes widened and the fusions let out two
ear-piercing screams of terror, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! "
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8:01 PM 11/7/2003
END OF PART ONE
Vegeta: (gawking) And THAT'S where it ends.
Chuquita: That's where it ends.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (flatly) Now this is what you call "I couldn't figure out where to end the chapter because it was
getting too long so I chose the cliffhanger of what Kakarrotto's humanized face looks like with his children seeing it for
the first time".
Chuquita: ... (sweatdrops at him) Pretty much, yeah.
Goku: (looks up) That was a LONG quotation little Veggie!
Vegeta: Yes. Yes it was.
Chuquita: OH! I just saw the CUTEST thing just now that I took screenshots of! (grins) Wanna guess what it was?
Goku: (chirps) (excitedly) VEGGIE!
Chuquita: Correct!
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
Chuquita: (to audiance) I just watched downloaded sound-less videoclip of the orignal dbz 2nd End Credits because 1) The
link's picture to the download had a picture I've never seen before--an adorable angel-winged Son-kun, and 2) After Funi's
self-made end credits I wanted to see what was left out of the actual credits! And two things left on the cutting room floor
from the dub credits were SMILING Veggies.
Goku: (super-big grin at Veggie) EEEE!
Vegeta: (pales at sight of super-big grin)
Chuquita: One was a content Veggie-smile (like he had just finished off dinner and had a full tummy) and the second one was
closer to the beginning of the credits which looked almost like a Veggie-plushie!
Goku: (extreme-super-big grin at Veggie while holding arms up over his head to grab and hug Veggie tightly) EEEEEEEEEE~~ !!
Vegeta: (turns green) (starts to slink away)
Goku: (victory howl) YAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (lundges at Veggie and tackles him to the ground, hugging him tightly
and rolling around the floor) MMMMMmmMMMmmmmmm~~~
Vegeta: (bright red) *twitch*.....
Chuquita: (comparing screenshots) At least you look like you're all there in the one that happens later on. In the first one
you look almost brain-dead kaka-happy.
Vegeta: (squeaks out) Which I will be if soon enough unless you get Kakarrotto OFF of me! (points to Son who is smushing
Veggie between himself and the floor in a monster-sized hug)
Chuquita: ...I can't help the fact that he's so much larger than you in general body size.
Vegeta: (glares, then pauses to feel rumbly noise above him) (nearly shrieks) OH GOD HE'S STARTED PURRING! GET OFF GET OFF
GET OFF!!
Goku: (giggles obliviously) Vehhhhhh~~~gee...
Vegeta: (vision starts to blur as mind starts to go numb from prolonged exposure to kaka-germs) (grinning dopily) Waah-huh?
Goku: (warmly) I luv u Veggie....
Vegeta: Waaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa---- (goes off like a broken record)
Goku: (blinks) (pinches Veggie's cheek and smiles)
Vegeta: Huh!? (blinks and looks around to see Son grinning and making a pinching motion) (twitch) OH CUT THAT OUT! (squeezes
out of his grasp and back to his seat)
Chuquita: You know the "size" factor's going to be especially fun once I eventually get to the Brolli parody fic; seeing as
while Veggie's one head shorter than Goku, he's TWO heads shorter than Brolli.
Vegeta: (flatly) Thanks for pointing that out Chu.
Chuquita: (happily) Anytime! (to audiance) There's also going to be an interesting rivalry in that one based off a certain
scene earlier in the movie where. It's where Veggie's walking down the hall and Goku happily greets him and Veggie jokingly
says something like "oh Kakarrotto you came all this way just for me to kill you" with a SMILE on his face which ruins any
threatening tone it could have had, then he repremands the peasant saying he'll destroy this "legendary super saiyajin"
himself. Goku's all happily impressed. Then Brolli who had also been nice to Veggie so far in the movie, walks up behind him
and the two have a stare-off like in a wild west movie.
Goku: (pulls out squirt-gun) (chrips) Bang-bang! (squirts water at the side of Veggie's head)
Vegeta: (twitches) Kaka...rrotto...
Chuquita: While normally in my fics it's Son-kun who's being fought over, in this movie-parody it's VEGGIE who's going to be
fought over for once, seeing as there's never really BEEN anyone who's bothered to try and take Veggie.
Vegeta: (cleaning the water out of his ear) (pales) I didn't like what I just heard.
Chuquita: Aw come on Veggie! It'll be fun, at least until Brolli's powers completely engulf him at the end of the movie.
Vegeta: ... (sweatdrops) Do you have any idea what two peasants--one twice my size and one THREE times my size--would look
like having a tug-a-war over me? THEY'D BOTH RIP MY ARMS OFF!!
Goku: (curiously grabs Veggie's arm and observes it) Looks pretty steady to me little Veggie.
Vegeta: (twitches) Baka....
Chuquita: This first chapter came off a little more dramatic than I wanted. But don't worry, things'll cheer up in part 2!
(happily) We'll see you in part 2 everybody! Bye!
Vegeta: Bye.
Goku: (waves Veggie's arm) BYEBYE!!
Vegeta: .....*twitch*.