AN: Oi! Yes I know this story is absurd! That was the point! It's meant to be silly! Thanks so much to those who reviewed. :D And terribly sorry about her name! Oh, and Leo works at the Ministry because I don't know where else he could work!

Leo's owl arrived the next day with the rest of the mail and Lavender waited until she and Parvati were alone in the girls toilette before opening it.

Dear Lavender,

Here are my robes, hope they fit all right--if not you could always do a bit of an enlarging spell on them. Be sure to take a photograph if you can, I want to show all my friends at the Ministry I think they'd all find it quite hilarious.

Leo.

Parvati growled, "the robes better damn well fit! We've gone through enough trouble as it is!"

"Calm down Parvati! We have the robes, all we have to do is slip on the the cloak and--"

"Somehow manage to get into his room without him noticing us."

Lavender nodded, "exactly."

The girls made their plan quickly, they'd eat a quick supper, and afterwards head to the loo where they'd slip on the cloak and make it back to the great hall before Snape slipped away. Then all they had to do was wait around until he decided to go to bed.

"That could be hours."

"Bring a book."

The girls nodded, shook hands and made their way to their next class.

Parvati jabbed Lavender awake, holding her hand over her mouth. Snape finally left his classroom closing the door behind him. The two girls waited until he was a safe bit down the hall then stood and followed him. Lavender had her eldest brothers robes slung over her shoulder, Parvati bit her lip and when Severus finally stopped they both were quite out of breath.

"This had better be worth it," Parvati hissed into Lavender's ear.

'It will be', Lavender mouthed in reply.

"Fluffy kittens," Snape sighed and Lavender rose her eyebrows.

The two girls hurried in after Snape and Parvati opened her mouth in horror as he spun around and almost smacked her into the face. He pulled off his drabby robes and hung them on a hook by his bed, then began to unbutton his shirt.

Lavender and Parvati's eyes widened in terror. Was he going to do what they thought he was going to do!? Why didn't they think of the fact that since they were in his BEDROOM he'd of course get UNDRESSED.

The two girls turned around and prayed that he wouldn't walk into them.

Finally they heard him grumble and the sound of rustling sheets. They turned around thankful to see that he was nestled in his bed and that they'd been spared any permanent mental scarring.

'How long?' Parvati mouthed and Lavender simply shrugged.

It was going to be a long night.

Finally an hour later he was asleep, Lavender slipped her brothers old robes from her shoulder. They shuffled over to his bedside where his old robes were hung. Parvati grabbed his black cloak and held her breath as Lavender hung the new robes in their place. They crept over to his dresser which was jammed full of different odds and ends. Parvati eased the first drawer open inside were crisp white shirts and black slacks. She closed it and pulled open the next.

"Jackpot..." Lavender whispered happily, they grabbed the rest of his robes and closed the drawer. They stepped away.

All right, now all they had to do was get out and their first mission was accomplished.

The two girls turned and Lavender's elbow caught a wooden brush. Parvati stifled a gasp and reached out snagging the brush just before it hit the floor.

Lavender squeezed her shoulder, "brilliant catch."

Parvati lay the brush back on the top of the dresser and the two girls wasted no time pushing open the door and slipped into the hall. They looked both ways, and when they were sure Mr. Filtch nor Mr. Norris were around they sprinted down the hallway, tore up the stairs and reached the fat lady tearing off the cloak.

"Uh, excuse me." Parvati whispered and the Fat Lady started awake. Lavender said the password and the portrait hole swung open. They stepped inside and closed their eyes in relief, before of course jumping about and squealing in glee as quietly as they could without waking up the whole house.

Since if they did wake the whole tower, they'd really have some explaining to do, what with Professor Snape's robes and Harry's invisible cloak. How they were going to get his cloak back to him was another story entirely! One neither girl wanted to think about as they made their way upstairs and into their dorm room. They both collapsed into bed--Lavender shoved Snape's robes under her mattress-- too tired to even change out of their uniforms.

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