Matrix Reloaded - With fish
As the last movie of Matrix that I wrote down in a hurry was rather unfunny in every sense of the word I shall now proceed to make the new movie Matrix Reloaded very funny indeed by adding fish. The word fish itself doesn't seem to have much relevance to do with the Matrix, but alas fish, in all it's possible decomposed smelliness and single syllable style has the possibility of making even the most deadliest of serious movies in fact seem rather silly.
Matrix Reloaded with Fish is the next best thing to being a parody. So in order to save myself from being sued I have included the word parody several times in different places in this chapter starting with now. Parody. This work is a parody and I am not earning any money through it at all apart from the million-dollar book commission that I received from Bloomsbury books, and the Matrix Ultra - Washing up liquid sales that are doing very well in all third world countries. My mouse mat is made from twenty-dollar bills and I am writing on a gold and diamond keyboard with a Pentium 67 computer with fish - parody.
Count the number of times you see the word parodie in the text and say so in your review. If you get it right I shall give you a percent in the next book commission and a Matrix wet fish.
(In a near by pub)
Tentacle robot: Query Oil Beer Please
Tentacle robot manager: Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute refer to source
Tentacle robot: Error Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute does not compute refer to source refer to source
Tentacle robot manager: Error Error Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute does not compute refer to source refer to source does not computer refer to source
Tentacle robot: Error Error Error Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute does not compute refer to source refer to source does not computer refer to source does not compute refer to source
(etc)
(Back in the zion that I made earlier fish - parody place)
Neo: And so that's what really happened
Morpheus: But what Neo do you propose that we all do about the problem?
Neo: What problem?
(Silence)
Senator: The vast amounts of blood thirsty tentacle robots that want to destroy all man kind
Neo: Oh that, what do you think Trinity?
Trinity: Don't know
Morpheus: But Neo you're the one! You must know it was prophesized to be! You must have some kind of plan! What do you really feel?
Neo: Morpheus the oracle lied! I'm not the one I never was; I'm just a random dude with super powers
Senator: We're all screwed
Guy at the back: Not so fast everyone I have a plan
*Morpheus throws a shuriken and impales the person through the head*
Senator: Morpheus!
Morpheus: Sorry Senator
(Back in the meeting room)
Sentinel B: So, any advance on six?
Architect: I really don't agree with this, I tell you this is a mistake we do this every damn Matrix and it always gets the codes in a twist!
Sentinel A: Five!
Sentinel B: No that's a decrease I said any advance!
Sentinel C: Seven
Smith: Can't we just kill them all?
Sentinel B: No
Architect: Well can't you at least make it a round even number? Why on earth seven? We should balance out the equations
Sentinel B: Eight then
Sentinel C: Nine for luck
Machine Mainframe: THAT WILL DO, NOW GET ON WITH THE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS!
Sentinel B: Nine it is, nine lives for cats
Architect: This is like a damn computer game! Why do we give cats so many lives!?
Machine Mainframe: I SAID GET ON WITH IT
Architect: Yes master.
(Back in Zion)
Neo: People I have a dream
Trinity: What?
Neo: I can't remember, but that's not the point, what if we went into the Matrix and released everyone at once? Took them down to Zion and blew up the machine power stations at the same time!
Morpheus: Oh brother, have you thought this through?
(Mini Interlude song: Fish - parody fish fish parody - fish fish fishy parody parodying fishiness parody fish fish parody parody fish with fish. parody)
Neo: No. I don't need to. I'm the one
Senator: But I thought you said you weren't the one, because the Oracle lied.
Neo: No. I lied
Trinity: So you are the one?
Neo: No. as I said I lied
Morpheus: Well what the heck are you then?
Neo: Some random dude with super powers
*Everyone clouts hands against head*
(Inside the Matrix)
"Good day" said Smith with an evil smile behind the counter
"Good day to you too" smiled back Smith with an evil grin cracking his neck bones
"What sort of suit do you want then?"
"Simple with dark glasses"
"Ah your in luck, we have twenty-nine million more in stock in the back"
"Good good" replied Smith "With bow tie and Mexican hat?"
".......... Kill him!"
*Millions of Smiths come out of the corridor and strangle the faulty Smith to death*
(To the west)
"I'm in!" whispered Trinity into the mobile
*gets dived bombed by sentinels*
"Trinity!" shouts Neo through the receiver "I'm going in!"
That movie was rather shorter than the last one so I'm going to stuff it up a bit with a random Epilogue containing much fish and parodies. Remember: Get the amount of parodies in the text right and I might just give you a prize. Does anyone want some money? I have nothing to eat but dollar bills, I am slowly starving to death in my mansion.
This story though you may not realize it actually has deep inner meaning. The Smiths represent the thousands of fashion conscious people in the world who are enslaved by the evil companies (machines) into a commercialese feeding frenzy every Christmas! Neo and Trinity represent the false hopes of the meaning of life from the masses and zion represents the upcoming Marxist revolt of the entire world. With all due respect and modesty this work should win a Nobel Prize.
Fish.
Parody. C TM LTD Copyright Slander blah blah blah Fish
As the last movie of Matrix that I wrote down in a hurry was rather unfunny in every sense of the word I shall now proceed to make the new movie Matrix Reloaded very funny indeed by adding fish. The word fish itself doesn't seem to have much relevance to do with the Matrix, but alas fish, in all it's possible decomposed smelliness and single syllable style has the possibility of making even the most deadliest of serious movies in fact seem rather silly.
Matrix Reloaded with Fish is the next best thing to being a parody. So in order to save myself from being sued I have included the word parody several times in different places in this chapter starting with now. Parody. This work is a parody and I am not earning any money through it at all apart from the million-dollar book commission that I received from Bloomsbury books, and the Matrix Ultra - Washing up liquid sales that are doing very well in all third world countries. My mouse mat is made from twenty-dollar bills and I am writing on a gold and diamond keyboard with a Pentium 67 computer with fish - parody.
Count the number of times you see the word parodie in the text and say so in your review. If you get it right I shall give you a percent in the next book commission and a Matrix wet fish.
(In a near by pub)
Tentacle robot: Query Oil Beer Please
Tentacle robot manager: Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute refer to source
Tentacle robot: Error Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute does not compute refer to source refer to source
Tentacle robot manager: Error Error Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute does not compute refer to source refer to source does not computer refer to source
Tentacle robot: Error Error Error Error Query Oil Beer Please does not compute does not compute refer to source refer to source does not computer refer to source does not compute refer to source
(etc)
(Back in the zion that I made earlier fish - parody place)
Neo: And so that's what really happened
Morpheus: But what Neo do you propose that we all do about the problem?
Neo: What problem?
(Silence)
Senator: The vast amounts of blood thirsty tentacle robots that want to destroy all man kind
Neo: Oh that, what do you think Trinity?
Trinity: Don't know
Morpheus: But Neo you're the one! You must know it was prophesized to be! You must have some kind of plan! What do you really feel?
Neo: Morpheus the oracle lied! I'm not the one I never was; I'm just a random dude with super powers
Senator: We're all screwed
Guy at the back: Not so fast everyone I have a plan
*Morpheus throws a shuriken and impales the person through the head*
Senator: Morpheus!
Morpheus: Sorry Senator
(Back in the meeting room)
Sentinel B: So, any advance on six?
Architect: I really don't agree with this, I tell you this is a mistake we do this every damn Matrix and it always gets the codes in a twist!
Sentinel A: Five!
Sentinel B: No that's a decrease I said any advance!
Sentinel C: Seven
Smith: Can't we just kill them all?
Sentinel B: No
Architect: Well can't you at least make it a round even number? Why on earth seven? We should balance out the equations
Sentinel B: Eight then
Sentinel C: Nine for luck
Machine Mainframe: THAT WILL DO, NOW GET ON WITH THE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS!
Sentinel B: Nine it is, nine lives for cats
Architect: This is like a damn computer game! Why do we give cats so many lives!?
Machine Mainframe: I SAID GET ON WITH IT
Architect: Yes master.
(Back in Zion)
Neo: People I have a dream
Trinity: What?
Neo: I can't remember, but that's not the point, what if we went into the Matrix and released everyone at once? Took them down to Zion and blew up the machine power stations at the same time!
Morpheus: Oh brother, have you thought this through?
(Mini Interlude song: Fish - parody fish fish parody - fish fish fishy parody parodying fishiness parody fish fish parody parody fish with fish. parody)
Neo: No. I don't need to. I'm the one
Senator: But I thought you said you weren't the one, because the Oracle lied.
Neo: No. I lied
Trinity: So you are the one?
Neo: No. as I said I lied
Morpheus: Well what the heck are you then?
Neo: Some random dude with super powers
*Everyone clouts hands against head*
(Inside the Matrix)
"Good day" said Smith with an evil smile behind the counter
"Good day to you too" smiled back Smith with an evil grin cracking his neck bones
"What sort of suit do you want then?"
"Simple with dark glasses"
"Ah your in luck, we have twenty-nine million more in stock in the back"
"Good good" replied Smith "With bow tie and Mexican hat?"
".......... Kill him!"
*Millions of Smiths come out of the corridor and strangle the faulty Smith to death*
(To the west)
"I'm in!" whispered Trinity into the mobile
*gets dived bombed by sentinels*
"Trinity!" shouts Neo through the receiver "I'm going in!"
That movie was rather shorter than the last one so I'm going to stuff it up a bit with a random Epilogue containing much fish and parodies. Remember: Get the amount of parodies in the text right and I might just give you a prize. Does anyone want some money? I have nothing to eat but dollar bills, I am slowly starving to death in my mansion.
This story though you may not realize it actually has deep inner meaning. The Smiths represent the thousands of fashion conscious people in the world who are enslaved by the evil companies (machines) into a commercialese feeding frenzy every Christmas! Neo and Trinity represent the false hopes of the meaning of life from the masses and zion represents the upcoming Marxist revolt of the entire world. With all due respect and modesty this work should win a Nobel Prize.
Fish.
Parody. C TM LTD Copyright Slander blah blah blah Fish