2:48 PM 11/9/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from gba "The Legacy of Goku II"
Mrs. Briefs: Really, dear. You have 99 cookies already! If you get sick on my
carpet I'll be quite upset! You sure can't get enough of my cookies, can you
Vegeta? Well that is why I make them. I love having company.
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: Yeah Veggie how many cookies can you possibly fit in your little Veggie-tummy anyway! (pokes Veggie's stomach)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I'm surprised she kept count.
Goku: Haha! I am surprised that Bulma's mom CAN keep count with how fast Veggie eats! (grins)
Vegeta: (twitch) ...my own cookies are still better than those.
Goku: (cheers) YEAH! (glomps Veggie) Veggie let's make cookies together RIGHT NOW!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Baka! We have no cooking equipment or even any ingrediants or anythi-- (pauses to see any and everything
he'd need off-stage behind an innocently blinking Goku) ...you creep me out sometimes, you know that Kakarrotto?
Goku: (grins) I am truely unique, little Veggie!
Chuquita: (puts her gba away) Yeah, ya know I got everything finished on this game with the exception of only ONE more golden
capsule I have to find. But since I did everything else I'm thinking of just getting back to it later on in the week.
Vegeta: Hai, better to let your brain cool off first.
Goku: (to Veggie as they walk to where the cookie-making objects are) Did you know you can put PEOPLE in capsules, Veggie?
Vegeta: (thinks) (smirks) Really? (envisions himself capsulizing Onna and throwing the capsule off a bridge and into the
ocean)
Goku: Well, dead people anyway. I dunno if you can capsulize a live person.
Vegeta: (frowns) (disheartened) Ohhh... ::And that would've been such an entertaining demise for Onna too...::
Chuquita: (picks up a mixing spoon) What kind of cookies are you making anyway Veggie?
Vegeta: (scratches his head) Who knows, this is all too random. I usually at least plot it out fir--
Goku: --CHOCOLATE-CHIP! (holds out package of cookie-mix w/an eager little smile on his face)
Vegeta: (takes the box) (sweatdrops) Pre-made's too easy, I like working from scratch.
Goku: (confused) Like making your own chocolate chips from cocoa-beans?
Vegeta: No, like buying chocolate-chips at the store and making the dough from scratch.... (blinks) And how did you know
about COCOA-BEANS?!
Goku: (happy clueless smile) :)
Vegeta: ...uh-huh.
Chuquita: (looks at her watch) Ah, we don't exactly have TIME to start from scratch, Veggie.
Vegeta: (snorts) Fine. (turns to Son) Well Kakarrotto let's get started. (pours the mix in the bowl)
Goku: (cheers) WHEE!! Food-n-fun with VEGGIE!
Vegeta: (cheeks light red) Uh-huh. (observes the mix, rubs some between his gloved fingers) Kakarrotto I'm going to need a
cup in a half of milk, a stick of butter, and two eggs.
Goku: (stares blankly) ... (tilts his head)
Vegeta: Oh neverimnd I'll get it. (walks off)
Goku: ...then what do I do?
Vegeta: (smiles) (mock-sweetness) YOU, watch the bowl and cookie-mix and make sure nothing bad happens to it while I'm gone,
oh-kay?
Goku: (gushes) I will do my BEST, little Veggie! (clasps his hands together)
Vegeta: (pats him on the head) That's a good peasant.
Goku: HEE~~ !
Vegeta: (walks over to the fridge) (sighs) The things I do to keep my subjects happy.
Chuquita: You only have ONE subject.
Vegeta: (twitches) IKNOWTHAT! (goes back to searching the fridge for items he needs)
Chuquita: (blinks) Ah.... (turns to audiance) Here's part 2 everybody!
Summary: The dragonballs are active again and after much thought, Chi-Chi figures out a way to beat Vegeta at his own game,
by wishing Goku human. However the large saiyajin has a lot more trouble adjusting to being a middle-aged human instead of a
saiyajin in his lengthy prime; not to mention the wrinkles and graying hair he gains, and possibly baldingness. Goku hides in
bed, depressed. Will an enraged Veggie be able to turn his peasant back into his rightful species? Will Shenlong even trust
to listen to a wish from Veggie after what happened last time?
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" *snip*! "
" Veggie? "
" *snip*! "
" Hey Veggie? "
" W--wha? " Vegeta dazily opened his eyes to see he was still unconsious and hovering in a black, backround-less
area of his mind. The sole other object in the area with him hovering inches above him was a blurry orange blob.
" *snip*! "
" Veggie? "
" AHHH! " Vegeta shrieked once he realized what it was and reached to push Goku away only to have the larger saiyajin
hug him before he could get enough momentum to push.
" OH VEGGIE IT'S SO HORRIBLE AND I AM SO SAD AND NOW I'LL NEVER BE VEGGIE'S OUJO EVER!! " Goku wailed as he hugged
tighter. Vegeta twitched, his entire body bright red.
" Waahhh~~~ " a dopey grin covered Vegeta's face and a small trail of drool hung out the side of his mouth. The ouji
quickly shook it off and squeezed back out of the hug, " GEH!! KAKARROTTO WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! Even in my DREAMS you manage
to--what are you doing in my dreams Kakarrotto? "
" I cried myself to sleep after I saw Chi-chan make Veggie faint and I came to talk to Veggie and play with him now
because at least when I am a-sleep my dream-self did not change in a-ppearance or strength at all. " Goku nodded determindly.
" *snip*! "
" What's that noise? " Goku blinked suddenly.
" I don't hear anything. " Vegeta sat up.
" *snip*! "
" You don't? "
" *snip*! "
" Must be coming from your end then. " Vegeta said, " ...now why am I unconsious again? " he blinked, the trama
temporarily turned his memory of it fuzzy.
" Chi-chan's wish with the dragonballs that turned me human. " Goku twiddled his fingers, hurt.
" WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT?! " Vegeta shot up, all it suddenly coming crashing back to him.
" I wish I could stay asleep like this forever Veggie, so I wouldn't have to wakeup and see how old and wrinkly and
ugly and physically weak and Bibishii's-soul-less and portara-bond-less I am!!! " he wailed, then perked up, " But look!
Here I am still a saiyajin peasant and still strong and young and Bibishii's still alive--sort of. " his tail flicked about
aimlessly behind him in a happy mood.
" ... " Vegeta's eyes bulged out of his head, twitching much like he head before he fainted.
" ... " Goku blinked and tilted his head, " Veggie? "
" I WILL DESTROY HER!!!! " Vegeta screamed with rage, bursting straight into ssj3. The little ouji gritted his
teeth and started panting angrily.
" Oooooh! " Goku oohed as he started playing with Veggie's ssj3 hair in the back, " Look how pretty! "
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped, causing him to power down half a level to ssj2½, " Kakarrotto do you mind, I'm trying to
muster up the extreme anger and rage needed to utterly obliviate Onna. "
" Hmm? " Goku paused; the large saiyajin was now hugging onto Vegeta's long ssj3-ish hair like a big golden pillow,
" Oh-kay little Veggie! " he let go and beamed cheerfully.
" How can you still be oh-kay after all this. You were sobbing like a maniac earlier. " Vegeta blinked, confused.
" Ah, but I am still a saiyajin in my dreams, little Veggie! " Goku chirped.
" *snip* "
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta scratched his head, " ...what exactly do you look like as a human anyway? I didn't see anything
but your tail before I, ah, fainted. " he was semi-embarassed that he had fainted to begin with.
" Oh Veggie no! " Goku gasped, grabbing the little ouji by the arms, " I cannot let Veggie see me like that! It would
hurt Veggie so bad and Veggie would never ever let me be his oujo THEN! "
" Baka, I'm not going to let you be my oujo no matter WHAT! " Vegeta's cheeks flushed bright red.
" But that is not true. Future Veggie said-- "
" --IDONTCAREWHAT"FUTUREVEGGIE"SAIDYOUARENOTGOINGTOBEMYOUJONOMATTERWHATFORMYOUAREIN! " the ouji wildly swung his
arms up and down in a huff. He snorted and folded them, his entire face now the bright red color his cheeks had adorned just
seconds ago.
" Hee~~, Veggies make for such bad liars! " Goku grinned, " After all Veggie DID save my pretty ~*oujo*~ costume, he
showed me so! And that is more than e-nough proof for me! " he said happily.
" I knew I should've just trashed that stupid thing. " Vegeta muttered to himself.
" Do not be grumpy, little Veggie. I am PROUD of you! " Goku glomped him from behind.
" ... " Vegeta twitched again.
" *snip*! "
" ..I, do not suppose little Veggie has some amazing plan he plans to use to save me from the sad scary fate Chi-chan
has plopped me on, huh? " Goku asked hopefully.
Vegeta thought for a moment, " Easy, I shall find Shenlong and get him to change you back. "
" ... " Goku sweatdropped, " Psst, little Veggie? Ah, that's how Chi-chan made me human in the first place. The
dragonballs are stone now, you can't summon Shenlong. " he whispered, trying to comfort the smaller saiyajin.
Vegeta smirked, " I didn't say "summon", Kakarrotto. I said find. We only see Shenlong once or twice a year, there
MUST be someplace where he LIVES while he's "off the job", right? "
Goku beamed, " YEAH!!....but where would that be? " he blinked.
" I don't know! " Vegeta sweatdropped, then smirked again, " But I know someone who would. The person who created
Shenlong and the other person who gave him life, Mr. Popo, and Dende. "
" OHHHHHHH!!! " Goku said, enlightened, " You mean that Mr. Popo and Dende both know where Shenlong is right now and
Veggie is going to bring him back to my very house and force him to change me back in-to the cute little peasant and
soon-to-be-oujo that I am! "
" Exactly! " Vegeta grinned, then glared, " MINUS the "oujo" part. "
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, bouncing around happily, " Veggie is a genius! Veggie is a genius! Veggie is a genuis! " he
changed excitedly.
" Ah, I could listen to the sounds of the peasantry worshipping me all day... " Vegeta mused, " BUT, I have to wake
up and go inact my plan before Onna tries to completely assimilate Kakarrotto into her human-culture. "
" WHEE~~ ! " Goku slid past Vegeta randomly like an ice-skater. Vegeta sweatdropped, " Veggie come play with me while
we're both still asleep! "
" *snip*! "
" Not now! I need to wake up so I can save you as quickly as possible! " Vegeta exclaimed, " I don't need my sole
remaining peasant having a gigantic trama because I didn't act fast enough, you know. "
" Oh. " Goku nodded, then spun around on his toe to create a temporary orange tornado around himself, then spun
around Vegeta in a circle and then off in random directions. Goku slowed down so that the tornado around him disappeared and
he himself was visible again, " I know how to make little Veggies wake up! " he grinned. Goku bounced infront of the ouji
and stood almost 3 inches away from him. Vegeta's face instantly turned bright red.
" A, a little TOO close, don't you think? " the ouji squeaked out.
" Shh. " Goku giggled, putting his finger over his mouth, " Haha! SPLIT FORM!! " he struck Tenshinhan's pose for the
technique. Five more Gokus split out from the first one. The group of identical peasants now surrounded the little ouji in a
circle.
" AHHHHH! " Vegeta shrieked, whipping around in all sorts of directions to see the many other Gokus that were now
standing around him. He turned back to the first one, shaking while glowing bright red at the huge concentration of the
amount of kaka-germs hovering in the air around him, " HOW THE HECK DID YOU JUST DO THAT!! "
Goku grinned and stepped forward a bit, causing Vegeta to nervously back up until he hit something equally as large
and warm. He looked to see another Goku smiling down at him.
" WAH! " Vegeta nearly fell over if not for the fact that the peasants were slowly closing the circle of space
between Vegeta and themselves. They all stopped at the same moment, causing Vegeta to breathe a sigh of relief.
Goku pumped his fist in the air excitedly, " VEGGIE GROUP-HUG!! "
" ! " Vegeta froze in place as all six peasants lundged at him at once, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
" AH-HAAH!! " Vegeta screamed as he bolted awake, panting heavily, his heart practically beating out of his chest,
" And it worked too. " he twitched, realizing he was awake, " Curse your mushy methods, Kakarrotto. " the ouji's cheeks
temporarily flushed red.
" Toussan you're AWAKE! " Gogeta gushed happily, kneeling next to him on the floor of Goku's room.
" Huh? Gogeta. " Vegeta shook the remaining sleepies out of his head, " ACK! WHERE'S KAKARROTTO?! "
" He cried so hard after he saw you faint that he fell asleep and Onna dragged him out of the room. " Gogeta
explained, " Vejitto sneaked off after them. He said if he had stayed here and let me go off instead I would have a-ttempted
to murder Onna by now. " he twiddled his fingers, slightly embarassed.
" Well let's go after them then! " Vegeta got up shakily to his feet, " We need to secure Kakarrotto's well-being and
THEN I shall begin my engenius plot to change him back into his rightful species. " he nodded confidently.
::And bring back my Bibishii?:: Vegeta's tail sniffled hopefully.
" Yes, and bring back your Bibishii. " Vegeta said flatly, redness covering just above his nose. He shook it off,
" Now let's go! "
" HAI! " Gogeta saluted him and marched Goku-style after the ouji as they made their way out of Goku's room and
through the hallway that eventually led to the stairs.
" ...so? " Vegeta spoke up, the two now halfway through the hallway, " You and Vejitto, saw Kakarrotto? "
" We saw his head. " Gogeta looked away, shuddering.
" Is it, bad? I mean, what am I saying OF COURSE IT'S BAD! " Vegeta complained to himself, then turned back to the
fusion, " But is it, THAT bad? "
Gogeta nodded quickly, his eyes instantly filling up with tears.
Vegeta turned a pale green, " Oh God, it's THAT bad. "
" *snip*! "
Vegeta froze in place, " That sound is, very familiar. " he kept walking only to bump into something and fall back on
his rear end, " OOF! "
" WAH-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAAAA!!! " Vejitto yelped as he did his best to keep from falling down the stairs thanks to the
prompt bump to his back. The fusion regained his balance and plopped down on the top step, " *WHEW*! " he sighed with relief,
then looked over his shoulder, " OH! " he grinned, " MOMMY! You woke up! " he gushed in the same manner as Gogeta had moments
ago.
" Yes. I've noticed. " Vegeta twitched, then slid beside the fusion. Gogeta soon followed the other two, " What's
going on down there? " he whispered.
" When I first got here 5 minutes ago, Chi-Chi was dragging Toussan into the kitchen. " Vejitto whispered back, " I
didn't know what she was planning on doing at first so I watched from here. She just spent the last 3 minutes just tieing him
to one of the kitchen chairs and gagging him. About a minute ago, she started snipping. " he gulped.
" Snipping. " Vegeta said in a dead-toned voice. Another cloud of doom hung over the ouji's head, " What do you mean,
snipping? "
Vejitto gulped, then grabbed his parent and hugged on tightly, " SHE'S CUTTING HIS HAIR, MOMMY!! SHE'S CUTTING
TOUSSAN'S HAIR!!! " he wailed.
" Ehhhhhhhhhh.... " Gogeta's eyes watered up again.
" THAT'S THE SOUND THAT KAKARROTTO HEARD?! ONNA CUTTING HIS HAIR!! " Vegeta exclaimed, then quickly lept out of the
hug and flew down the stairs. The ouji swung around and dashed into the kitchen to see Chi-Chi standing over Goku with a pair
of scissors in her hand and a cheerful look on her face. In addition to the gag Goku had a black eye-mask over his eyes so
no hair would get in while it was being cut. She froze when she heard the thump of two feet landing beside her.
" Ouji. Hello again. You finally woke up, did you? " she chuckled, " I'm still working on Go-chan's hair right now
but I'll be with you in a second. "
Vegeta glanced down at the floor and nearly let out an ear-piercing scream only found in old horror movies. On the
floor were mounds of dark-gray hair. The hair littered the entire area around the chair. Vegeta found himself practically
choking down on his own spit as it kicked in who those globs of hair belonged to, ::That's, that's Kakarrotto's HAIR. Or,
at least parts of it:: he shuddered, ::It all looks so, gray and, old. Like Onna's hair:: he picked up a piece and studied it
for a moment.
" HEY! WHO SAID YOU COULD TOUCH THAT! " Chi-Chi snapped, " YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH ANY
PART OF HIM! EVEN THE PARTS THAT AREN'T ATTACHED ANYMORE!! "
Vegeta sent a death-glare at her only to have Chi-Chi swing a punch at him. The ouji easily ducked, then paused when
he saw something flutter past his head and to the floor. Vegeta looked up to see Chi-Chi had chopped part of his top spike of
hair off.
" MUHAHAHAHAHA! That's what you get for interfering, Ouji! " she beamed.
" *FLOOF!* " the chopped off hair instantly regrew back into place within seconds and looking like Chi-Chi had never
cut anything at all.
" WAHHHHH!! " Chi-Chi fell over, then jumped back onto her feet, " WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?! "
" Didn't I tell all you bakas back when I had finished training in the room of time and space to fight Cell? " Vegeta
snorted as he waved his fingers through the newly re-grown chunk of hair, " Saiyajin hair does not change from the moment we
are born, with the exception of facial hair of course, which is why you've never seen my hair nor Kakarrotto's grow any
longer than it already has. Cutting a saiyajin's hair is a pointless task because it regrows back into place within seconds.
I remember Kakarrotto's mother using something to slow down the process on her own hair when she cut it because it's normally
as long as Raditsu's and hard for her to move around with. It never gave Raditsu a problem though having such long hair. "
he thought outloud, then sent a death-glare at Chi-Chi, " But KAKARROTTO is a different story altogether!! " Vegeta screamed.
" OH YEAH! " Chi-Chi challanged him, then turned back to find Goku gone along with the chair, " WAHH!!? GOKU??? "
" Heeheehee! " Vejitto grinned as he and Gogeta dashed out of the house carrying the chair and the unconsious Goku
who was still trapped to it, on it, " We are very sneaky indeed, huh Goggie? "
" Hai!! " Gogeta chirped. They dashed down the hill before stopping. The two fusions set the chair down and went to
work untieing Goku.
" YOU GET BACK HERE YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI-SPAWNED MONSTERS!! " Chi-Chi ran out of the house and at the fusions, who
both gripped onto the unconsious and now-untied Goku tightly.
" YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH US FIRST!! " Vejitto said heroically as he and his brother held onto Goku tighter.
" YEAH! HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY KAASAN'S PRETTY BLACK HAIR!! " Gogeta added defensively.
" HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH GOKU'S HEAD AND TRY TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME! " Chi-Chi yelled and held up her scissors,
" ALL THREE OF YOU!! "
" RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! " a deep war-cry erupted from the house as a missle flew
head-on down the hill and screeched to a halt seconds infront of Chi-Chi. The little ssj3 ouji snarled up at her in pure rage
as a small bit of sweat dripped down the side of Chi-Chi's face. He took a look past her at the freed Goku's appearance and
his anger instantly doubled 10 fold, " HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MY PEASANT! " Vegeta roared, trying to get the aged and
hair-cut appearance of Goku's face out of his mind.
" YOU STOLE HIM AWAY WAY BEFORE I DID, OUJI! " Chi-Chi snapped back.
" OH YEAH? IF YOU CHOP OFF ONE MORE LOCK OF MY PEASANT'S HAIR I WILL SHOW YOU WHY I AM FEARED THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
UNIVERSE!!! " Vegeta screamed.
" I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY! " Chi-Chi went into a fighting position.
" ...huh? " Goku blinked, opening his eyes, " Chi-chan and Veggie stop yelling so loud! " he pouted, sitting up,
" You make my head hurt. "
" ... "
" ... " Both Chi-Chi and Vegeta froze in place. The ouji powered back down to normal.
" Umm, what are you yelling about? " Goku asked curiously, reaching up to put his hands behind his head.
" DON'T. MOVE. " Vegeta said.
" Uh... " Goku blinked, pausing his hands before they reached where his spikes were supposed to be.
" Just, don't move. " Vegeta gulped.
" Why? "
" It, got worse. " the little ouji stood back up straight and looked away.
" WORSE? " Goku's eyes widened.
" It is not worse he looks much better now! And much more presentable! " Chi-Chi huffed, insulted.
" ... " Goku reached up to grab the sides of his spikes only to grab air instead, " Ehhhhhh, WAAHHHHH! MY HEAD IS
GONE!! " he freaked out.
" WAHHH!! " the others fell over.
" YOUR HEAD'S NOT GONE YOU BAKAYARO ONNA JUST CHOPPED YOUR HAIR DOWN TO HUMAN SIZE!!! " Vegeta snapped at him, then
gasped and covered his mouth with his hands.
Goku froze in place, then looked down at his pajamas which were littered with pieces of dark gray hair, " AHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " he screamed, then bolted down the hills towards the river to get a look.
" GAH!! KAKARROTTO COME BACK!!! " Vegeta shouted, prepared to run after him only to sweatdrop at how slow Goku was
running compaired to when he was still saiyajin, " I can't believe this. " Vegeta twitched, then snapped back at Chi-Chi,
" IF YOU WANTED TO CUT HIS HAIR SO BAD YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED IF IT WAS OH-KAY WITH HIM FIRST!! " he shouted, then ran after
Goku, well, more or less jogged. Vegeta didn't have to run that fast to catch up to him, " Ah, hey Kakarrotto? " he asked,
running in-pace with Goku.
" NO NO NO VEGGIE DON'T LOOK AT ME! " Goku wailed, turning his head away from the smaller saiyajin.
" I can look at you all I want! I'm your ruler! " Vegeta pouted stubbornly.
" No you're not! " Goku cried, " Veggie's the "prince of all saiyajins" and I'm not a saiyajin anymore! "
" You're still a saiyajin on the inside Kakarrotto!! "
" How can you even call me that anymore I'm not even Veggie's peasant I'm a human now!! " he bawled.
" I call you Kakarrotto because THAT'S WHO YOU ARE!! " the ouji snapped, then muttered, " It'll be a cold day in
h.f.i.l. when I address YOU as "Goku". " Vegeta spat the name out.
Goku slowed down, " So, Veggie still luvs me? "
" O--of course I do, baka! " Vegeta's face turned bright red, " And that's why I'm going to personally drag the great
"eternal dragon" up here and FORCE him to fix the unwanted changes Onna made him place upon your body! "
" Oh Veggie. " Goku stopped completely and clasped his hands together. Vegeta skidded to a halt beside him, " You're
so wonderful to me.
" Uh. " the ouji's cheeks flushed red.
" Veggie would never try to change me at all, would he? " Goku sniffled happily, " If, Veggie was in Chi-chan's place
, I mean. "
" Ahh, you know Kakarrotto just because you've been so tramatically cursed, it doesn't mean you should start thinking
things about me that, uh, you shouldn't really be thinking. " Vegeta laughed nervously.
" I feel funny inside, Veggie. " the larger saiyajin's mouth quirked up into an odd little smile, " It's all bubbily
and warm and, nice. "
Vegeta paled, " That's nothing, really! That means nothing Kakarrotto it's just due to the fact that, ahh, you're
hungry! "
" Hungry? " Goku looked up, making sure his bangs, which Chi-Chi hadn't gotten to cutting yet, hung enough over his
aged eyes so Vegeta couldn't see how much older they looked.
" Yes. You see, human stomachs feel that way when humans are, ahh, hungry. " Vegeta let out another nervous laugh,
" Bulma, she, ah, told me so herself. Yeah. "
" Oh. " Goku replied, " ...Veggie? "
" Uh-huh? "
" Can I try to, hug Veggie. Like this? "
" If you feel up to it, I, guess. " Vegeta tried to avoid eye-contact.
" YAY! " Goku glomped onto him with all his might, then gasped, " Oh my goodness! "
" W--what? " Vegeta choked out.
" Veggie is HARD! "
Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Veggie's arms, and his back, and his tummy! " Goku said in shock, " Usually Veggie is so soft and squishy! "
" Yes well usually "Veggie" near-identical to you in strength and THAT is why Veggie seems "squishy". " the ouji said
, slightly annoyed.
" Ohhh! " Goku started rubbing one of Vegeta's arms in awe, " I never no-ticed how strong Veggie looks. " he grabbed
the ouji by the waist and attempted to pick him up off the ground only to fail and start panting heavily, " And....and heavy.
REALLY heavy! "
Vegeta sweatdropped again.
" Here! " Vegeta grabbed Goku instead and pulled him way too easily up off the ground. The ouji gawked, " Holy crap
you're like a FEATHER! "
" Wahhh~~ " Goku said dizzily from how fast Vegeta had pulled him.
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta set him down, " I'm taking our "fusion-babies" to Dende's to find out exactly where Shenlong
is. THEN we're heading to Bulma's for the supplies we need, if any; after that, we're tracking Shenlong down and bringing
him here. "
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, then paused, " But, what if Veggie does not find Shenlong. "
The ouji paled, " Let's just hope that doesn't happen. "
Goku gulped, " Oh-kay Veggie. " he paused for a moment, unsure, " What about, me, Veggie? "
" What? You think I'm leaving you here after what Onna's done to you! Look at yourself! " Vegeta exclaimed.
Goku blinked, " That is what I was going down to the river to do. I have not seen how I look yet--well, I have, just
not with my hair chopped off. "
" It's not ALL chopped off Kakarrotto--and you'd better keep away from any mirrors until we change you back. It's
quite, tramatic-looking. " Vegeta said, then grabbed the larger saiyajin and picked him up, " Off we go. " he blasted off
into the sky.
" Whee! Haha! " Goku laughed happily, " Veggie is my HERO! " he clasped his hands together.
" I haven't DONE anything yet. " Vegeta sweatdropped, then mentally shouted, ::VEJITTO! GOGETA! WE'RE GOING TO
DENDE'S!::
::Hai Toussan!::
::Hai Mommy!:: two voices mentally chirped back as Vegeta prepared to teleport.
" DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK ABOUT STEALING HIM AWAY AGAIN YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi screamed from down below
as she raced off after them on foot, " KINTO'UN! " she called out. The little yellow cloud came flying out of the sky,
" MWAHAHA! " Chi-Chi laughed maniacally, then jumped onto the cloud, and fell right through it, " OOF!---HEY! " she snapped
at Kinto'un.
" Heeheehee, silly Chi-chan! " Goku laughed, " You know that if you have recently done a bad thing that Kinto'un
won't let you fly on him! "
" I'M NOT THE ONE DOING BAD THINGS THE OUJI IS!! " she shook her fists in the air.
" Poor Onna, so in denial. " Vegeta smirked, then teleported out of sight.
" OOOH! " Chi-Chi fumed, then dashed back up towards the house, " GOHAN!!!! "
" CURSE YOU COLD WEATHER! Mr. Popo wishes a thousand curses upon you for robbing Mr. Popo of Mr. Popo's wonderful
plant-life! " Mr. Popo, wearing winter-weather clothes, shook his mitten-covered fist in the air. Winter had come early at
the lookout and it was snowing above Kami's household.
" You know Popo, we could always just WISH the cold weather away. " Piccolo said muffled through the scarf that
covered his nose and mouth. Piccolo also had on in addition to his normal clothing, dark brown gloves and two rather
oddly-shaped red earmuffs.
" That's a waste of a wish, the snow will be gone eventually! " Dende sweatdropped, shivering from the cold,
" B--besides, " he pulled his hat down past over his ears, " Someone already made a wish on them last night. "
Piccolo paled, " Oh man. It wasn't VEGETA again, was it? "
" I don't think so. " Dende sweatdropped, " It was a much lower ki than Vegeta's. "
" That's a relief. " Piccolo said, " ...maybe I should try to start a fire? " he contemplated.
" You're going to need more than a fire to warm THIS place up. " a voice came from below him. Piccolo looked down to
see Vegeta staring up at him.
" ACK!? " Piccolo nearly feel over, " VEGETA?! "
" Yes. Vegeta. " the little ouji narrowed his eyes at the tallest member of the Z senshi.
" Hi Piccolo! " another voice chirped beside him. Piccolo inwardly winced, instantly recognizing the voice. He turned
to Goku and groaned.
" Hello Go--OOOLY CRAP! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!? " he pointed at the large saiyajin standing beside him.
" I'm Son Goku! " he chirped again.
" Buh--but-- " Piccolo sputtered.
" Onna made an terrible horrible wish last night! " Gogeta popped out from behind Goku.
" She wished Toussan into a HUMAN! " Vejitto added.
" Then cut his hair! " Gogeta finished.
" ...oh. " Piccolo managed to speak again, his eyes bulging out of his head.
" CHI-CHI was the one who made the wishes?! " Dende gawked, heading over towards Goku.
" Uh-huh. " Goku nodded sadly, " But, but Veggie told me all sorts of nice things on my way here so I feel much
better now! " he beamed over at the little ouji, who's face turned bright red and he had to look away.
" Have you, seen your hair yet? " Piccolo asked, paling.
" No. " Goku shook his head, " Veggie says I shouldn't and that it would be more tramatizing than me seeing how old
and fragile I look now. " he paused, " How does my hair look? "
" Like Gohan cut it. " Piccolo said bluntly.
Goku laughed, " Hahaha, aww Piccy you're so silly! Gohan can't cut hair! Chi-chan cuts his hair. "
" I'm guessing she cut yours then. " Piccolo said.
" Well, sorta. " Goku blinked, trying to look up at his own head, which was literally impossible without a mirror,
" She didn't get to finish though, that's why I still have my bangs. " he twirled one of the four big floofy bangs with his
fingers.
" Thank God. It's the only part of your hair that's still recognizable. " Vegeta snorted, then perked up, " But don't
worry Kakay! As soon as your body is returned to its rightful species your hair will regrow back into its proper place
instantly. Watch! " The ouji zapped off the tip of one of his spikes with his ki only to have the hair grow back in less than
3 seconds, " See? "
" Haha! Is there NOTHING my little Veggie is not cap-a-ble of? " Goku clapped for him, entertained.
" Oh brother can't they take this someplace else? " Piccolo groaned, sick to his stomach.
" NOW. " Vegeta announced, a spotlight appearing shining down on him. The ouji pulled out a microphone and held it
up to Dende, " Tell us where we can find Shenlong to undo the damage that Onna has wrought upon Kakarrotto's body! "
Dende sweatdropped, " Vegeta-san it's not really right for me to tell you where Shenlong i-- "
Vegeta grabbed Dende by the collar and held up with his spare hand, " Tell me where Shenlong is or I shall severely
injure you!!! "
" Like, bruises and cuts, injured? Or broken bones injured? " Dende asked.
" Snapped spinal cord injured. " Vegeta said in a deadly tone of voice.
" Ah...fine. " Dende twitched. The little ouji dropped him, " After Shenlong grants wishes, most of his power is
drained, but until he gains enough power back to transport himself back home he usually vacations on a certain uninhabited
tropical island. Dragons are like lizards--cold blooded you know. " Dende snapped his fingers and a bright green 3-D
holographic model of the earth appeared hovering over his head. Dende pointed to it and a red dot appeared on a small island
patch, " That's, where Shenlong is. "
" Perfect. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together evilly, " Now, how do we know if we're getting close to this so-called
island. "
Someone tapped the ouji on the shoulder. Vegeta whipped around to see it was Mr. Popo holding what looked like a
glass jar containing a clay figurine of Shenlong.
" WAHHH! MR. POPO DON'T GIVE HIM THAT WHAT IF HE BREAKS IT HE'LL KILL SHENLONG!! " Dende fell over.
" Mr. Popo has put Shenlong's body back together with super-glue many times. It will not be hard to fix if Shenlong
does break apart and with the amount of sheer determination and protectiveness Vegeta is overcome with at the moment, Mr.
Popo doubts Vegeta will break it. " he handed the model over to the small saiyajin, " Shenlong's model with glow bright green
like Shenlong himself it is placed nearby him. "
" Haha! It's a Dragon Radar for the dragon himself! " Goku laughed, amused, " Kawaii! "
" Can Shenlong still grant wishes in his current state? " Vegeta demanded.
" Yes, but seeing as how much it drains him, he will be very late returning ho-- " Dende began.
" --that's all I need to know! " Vegeta grinned evilly.
" Do we need any super-special equipment to catch Shenlong, Dende? " Vejitto grinned eagerly.
" No. Not really. " Dende shrugged.
" Oh. " both fusions pouted.
" I guess we should stop by Bulma's anyway, at least get something for Kakarrotto to wear other than his pajamas for
the entire trip. " Vegeta tugged on the larger saiyajin's sleeves.
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, then grinned, " I want to wear some of VEGGIE'S clothes! " he beamed.
Vegeta twitched as he grabbed and preparted to teleport Goku again, " Oh NO you're not! " they disappeared from
sight.
Piccolo, Dende, and Mr. Popo stared at the now empty spot that had held the four saiyajins.
" You think it was smart to give him that model? " Dende asked Piccolo, uneasy.
" It got rid of them, didn't it? " Piccolo smirked.
" ...agreed. " Dende nodded decidedly.
" Good. " Piccolo pulled out a few sticks of wood, " Now about that fire... "
" Isn't it BEAUTIFUL, Mirai? " Bura said happily as she held up the object. Mirai looked down at the chibi and
sweatdropped.
" What is it? "
" It's a picnic outfit for Kakarroujo! " Bura smiled, " You know, for when Toussan takes Kakarroujo out on picnics
on the flourishing hillside overlooking a waterfall! "
" Bura, when has that ever happened before? " Mirai said dryly.
" Well, it hasn't happened YET, but that doesn't mean it won't happen in the future! " Bura said cheerfully.
" Uh-huh. " Mirai sweatdropped at the light pink dress that looked like something out of "The Sound of Music".
" Kakarroujo will look so pretty in it that Toussan's jaw will drop clear to the floor in awe! " Bura hugged the
dress tightly.
" *DING*DONG*! " the doorbell rang.
Bura bounced over to the front-door and opened it.
" Hi Bura! " Goku said happily.
" HI KakarrOHHH.. " Bura took one look at Goku and her eyes rolled back up into the head and she fainted on the spot.
" Does it look that bad? " Goku glanced down at her, worried.
" Wow Son-san, what'd you DO to her? " Mirai gawked at the now-unconsious Bura, then looked up and nearly shrieked to
see what the larger saiyajin looked like, " WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA--?! "
" Onna wished Kakarrotto into a human and we're going to wish him back. " Vegeta said simply. Goku took the big pink
floppy picnic hat off the table and put it on his head to hide the hair cut off of his head. He smiled happily.
" He looks like a middle-aged GOHAN with bangs! " Mirai sweatdropped.
" Hai. Onna cut it that way. " Vegeta felt a small burst of rage. Goku plopped down in one of the chairs at the
kitchen table and took some of Bura's markers off them, then grinned.
" It's rather, ahh, creepy looking. " Mirai said for lack of a better word.
" I was going to try and find something for Kakarrotto to wear. " Vegeta said, then turned to Goku, " Unless you feel
up to seeing how one of those bright orange gi's of yours would look on THAT body. "
" Hmm? " Goku looked up from what he was doing.
" What ARE you doing? " Vegeta walked over to him.
" I am punishing Chi-chan! " Goku said happily, raising his left arm which now beared on the upper side of it the
words "I" and "Veggie" written in black with "I" written above "Veggie" with a large bright red heart between them.
Vegeta turned a pale green, " My God I hope that's not written in permanent marker. "
" Isn't it pretty Veggie! I wrote it all by myself! " the larger saiyajin said, proud of himself as he held his arm
out happily.
" ...by "heart", you mean "luv". Not "love", right, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said, checking.
The large saiyajin tilted his head cluelessly for a moment, then grinned, " I heart you TOO, Veggie! " he chirped.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Umm, I'm going to set Bura down on the couch for now. " Mirai laughed nervously, still shocked at Goku's now more
aged and human appearance.
" I still can't get used to the i-dea that my hair is chopped off. " Goku pouted, adjusting his hat, " Does it really
look like Gohan's, Veggie? "
" Sort of. " Vegeta shrugged after watching Goku remove the hat for a moment, " Infact it looks even tamer than that
if you can believe it. "
" Ehhh... " Goku paled.
" Well, look who finally came back home. " Bulma chuckled as she left the lab and walked past Vegeta in the kitchen.
She blinked and laughed at Goku, " Nice hat Son-kun! "
Goku turned around to face her and took off the hat to pout.
" AHHHH! " Bulma shrieked, falling backwards, " YOU'RE NOT GOKU!! "
" Yes I am. " the large saiyajin said, hurt.
" Kakarrotto has been changed into a human by a wish Onna made to Shenlong. I'm going to help him change back. "
Vegeta explained in a nutshell.
" Oh Son-kun that's HORRIBLE! " Bulma gasped, reaching for his hair and rubbing it on the top, " However for some
strange reason this makes me feel a lot better about my own aging abilities. "
" Probably does WONDERS for Onna's self-esteem too. " Vegeta muttered.
" Why did Chi-Chi want to make a wish like that? Goku was much more attractive as a saiyajin. " Bulma folded her
arms, then sweatdropped as Goku's eyes filled with tears.
" Bulma thinks I'm ugly now. "
" No! No Goku that's not it! " Bulma waved her hands in the air frantically.
" Ah, now you've got him started. " Vegeta smirked.
" You shuddup! " she twitched.
Goku whimpered sadly and then paused as Vegeta patted him on the arm.
" Don't worry Kakarrotto, your, ah, inner charm still shows through. " the little ouji said comfortingly.
" Oh Veggie... " Goku mused, switching from being depressed to staring down at the smaller saiyajin w/big sparkily
eyes, which, due to his bodily aging had grown slightly less sparkily.
" Cookies anyone? " Mrs. Briefs walked by randomly carrying a big plate of warm chocolate chip cookies.
" OOH! ME ME ME! " Goku grabbed the whole plate and started stuffing his face with cookies only to freeze after he
finished off the 5th cookie. A cloud of doom hung over his head, " Oh no.... "
" "Oh no" what? " Vegeta paled.
" I, I'm FULL!!!! " Goku wailed, dropping to his knees, " NOOOOOOOOO!! I'VE ONLY BEEN "FULL" THREE OR FOUR TIMES IN
MY ENTIRE LIFE! And now I have become full by eating not even half a dozen COOKIES? THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT FOR
SOMETHING I DID NOT DO!! "
" Now you see what you did? " Vegeta groaned.
Bunni bent down slighty and patted him on the head, " I'm so sorry, sir. " she turned back to the others, " Bulma we
should get your new friend some of the low-fat diet cookies in the cabinet if he's this upset from eating the regular ones. "
Goku shuddered in horror, " "SIR"? "LOW-FAT"? "DIET"? WAHHHHHHHH!!! MY POOR LIT-TLE EARS ARE STAINED!!! " he wailed,
" I DON'T WANT TO BE AN OLD PERSON ANYMORE!!! "
" Then put on one of your gi's and let's get going. " Vegeta said, holding out the capsule containing the trashcan
containing Goku's thrown-out saiyajin-clothes.
" NO!! I cannot bear to see how sick-i-ly I look now that I am OLD and a HUMAN and people are calling me SIR. "
Goku's eyes widened as he shook on the floor.
" Ugh. " Vegeta moaned in frustration.
" Kaasan! That's Goku down there! " Bulma whispered to Bunni.
" OH! Oh my! " Bunni gasped, " THAT'S Goku? Oh where has all the time gone he looks old enough to my husband if I
were a little younger! He was such an attractive young man too. " she sighed sympathetically.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " Goku started wailing at a pitch unheard of since his toddler
days on Bejito-sei.
" Ohhh GOD, Kakarrotto stop crying already! " Vegeta exclaimed, then thought for a moment, walked over to where Goku
was laying on his back and plopped down onto the larger saiyajin's stomach. Goku instantly stopped crying. Vegeta sighed,
then allowed his mind to wander off into whatever empty space he had left and let his tongue hang out the side of his mouth
to give off a clueless demenor.
Goku tilted his head up slightly, then let out a squeal of joy the moment he saw the expression Vegeta had on his
face. Goku sat up and glomped the little ouji tightly, " OH VEH-GEEEE~~ !!! "
" Hehhhhhh... " Vegeta's face glowed bright red. He quickly shook it off. Vegeta glanced down slightly and gasped to
see there were hundreds of little red unmoving dots on Goku's body. The ouji recognized the kaka-germs and shuddered only to
pause after he was aware none of them had lept to move onto his body. Vegeta nervously reached forward and picked up a
handful of the tiny dots off Goku's shoulder, then narrowed his eyes and inspected them closely. They were all cold instead
of giving off a warm, mush-inducing glow. And they all had x's for eyes, making one thing very clear to the ouji, " They're
dead too?! " he whispered in shock.
" Hmm? " Goku blinked, " Who is dead Veggie? "
" No-one! " Vegeta quickly dropped the kaka-germs back onto Goku's body. The ones on his own body leftover from the
day before were still very much alive. Vegeta gulped, ::Onna didn't just kill Bibishii, she killed off the kaka-germs as
well once she made that wish!!:: " Speaking of Bibishii.. " Vegeta trailed off as he glanced over at the tail, which, due to
the fact that it was now a lifeless fuzzy lump, was now collecting all sorts of dust and grime like a large feather-duster,
" Kakarrotto maybe you should tie Bibishii around your waist until we bring her back to life alright? " Vegeta said.
" That sounded odd. " Bulma sweatdropped as she watched Goku do so.
" Bulma, we're looking for clothes for Kakarrotto, you have anything he could temporarily wear until he regains his
saiyajin physique? " Vegeta asked.
" I probably have something upstairs for him. " Bulma said, tugging on Goku's pajama sleeve, " I dunno what would fit
him in this condition though. Maybe something like-- "
" --a suit! "
Goku looked over to his left to see Chi-Chi standing there grinning and holding up said outfit. Goku shrieked,
" AHHH-HA! NO NO NO!! "
" Onna, how did you get here so fast?! " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Well, you see I was driving at full speed until I hit traffic and suddenly remembered that we don't DRIVE
automobiles, we drive sky-cars! We can go in MORE than just two directions! SO, I flew upward and past the entire highway! "
Chi-Chi said, proud of herself, " And I didn't crash ONCE! "
" Where's Gohan and Goten? " Bulma asked.
" Oh, out on the front lawn throwing up. " Chi-Chi brushed it aside. Bulma sweatdropped, " Honestly you'd think
being super saiyajins they could at LEAST handle a little car-drive! "
" You know somebody who ISN'T a super-saiyajin would enjoy it if you were to LEAVE, you know. " Vegeta narrowed his
eyes at her.
" HA! " Chi-Chi laughed defiantly, " I am here to put my Go-chan into proper human clothing and drag him off to some
job interviews I scheduled on my drive here! " she grinned, then tossed the suit at Goku.
" AHH! IT BURNS!! " Goku shrieked, tossing the suit off of his head, " IT BURNS LIKE HOT FIRE!!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Baka. "
" Here Goku, now go get dressed! " Chi-Chi picked up the clothes and handed them to him.
" VEGGIEHELP!! " Goku exclaimed in terror.
Chi-Chi grabbed him by the collar and pulled him against her, " Goku if you so much as call out for that Ouji ONE
MORE TIME so help me I will use the kitchen knife I have in the car and chop your tail clear off! "
Goku instantly grabbed his tail and held it against his body protectively, " YesChichan! " he squeaked out.
" Now go get dressed. " she pushed him off into a nearby room.
" YesChichan! "
" WOW is her brain taking a beating. " Bulma murmured in Chi-Chi's direction.
" Uhhhhh. "
Bulma blinked to see Gohan had waddled up to her with that I-just-threw-up-and-I'm-still-kinda-queasy expression on
his face, " Oh! Gohan. Hi. "
" I don't suppose you have anything to snap her out of it, huh? " he asked desperately.
" I'm afraid not Gohan. The only person who could snap Chi-Chi out of it NOW would be herself. " Bulma sighed, then
suddenly bolted to attention, " AH-HA! " she beamed, " Of COURSE! WOW what an ingenius idea I should pat myself on the back
for it! " Bulma said proudly, " Pat me on the back Gohan! "
" Gohan did so, then yelped and reached to grab his mouth with his spare hand only to throw up all over the floor.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Well, at least that was just the tiling and not the carpet. "
" Oh my I'll get the cleaning bots on it right away. " Bunni pinched her nose in disgust as she walked off. While
a human could throw up quite a deal, a demi-saiyajin can throw up many times that amount, hence the reason Gohan and Goten
still hadn't finished regurgitating their previous meal.
" I wish MY stomach could still fit that much inside it. " Goku said forlongingly from the other room.
" You be quiet and get dressed! " Chi-Chi snapped, then smiled, " Besides Goku, you'll like having a NORMAL-sized
stomach. Why it'll save me HUNDREDS on the grocery bill! "
" How can you think of GROCERIES at a time like this is BEYOND my comprehension! " Vegeta glared at her.
" A LOT of things are beyoned YOUR comprehension, Ouji. " Chi-Chi smirked, " Like how nice and HUMAN Go-chan looks in
a suit! Come on out sweetie! " she called into the room.
Goku stood in the room before the full-length mirror, staring at himself in heart-break, " My hair... " he whimpered,
touching the top of his head, " MY HAIRRRRR!! " Goku wailed, and, had he still been in his original species, would have
burst into ssj3 by now, but instead a fairly large red glow similar to that of the kaio-ken hovered around him instead.
" GOKU COME OUT! "
" HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! " Goku lept out of the room and pointed to his head, " I LOOK LIKE A
FREAK OF SAIYAJIN NATURE!!! "
" YOU'RE NOT OF SAIYAJIN NATURE! YOU'RE A HUMAN! " Chi-Chi replied, " Human men don't have crazy hair-styles like
that and go around in bright orange gi's swinging their tails around and getting romantic with evil little monster Oujis! "
" But, Chi-chan used to think I was a-dorable and handsome and sexy back when she was nice. " Goku sniffled.
" Oh GOD never let Kakarrotto say the word "sexy" EVER AGAIN! " Vegeta shouted, twitching and holding his hands over
his ears as if they had been poisoned while he faught to keep his face from turning bright red.
" Little Veggie how do I look? " Goku's bottom lip wobbled.
Vegeta cringed at the sight of him, " Like any of the many other human beings that walk down the streets of this
city. "
" WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Goku started bawling again.
" Hold still! "
Goku paused to see Chi-Chi hand one hand holding his bangs and the other holding the pair of scissors from before,
" EEK!!! " he pushed her hands away, " YOU CAN TAKE A-WAY MY HAIR STYLE BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY MY BANGS!! " he shook
his fist in the air.
" Oh fine. We'll go to the interviews WITH them. " Chi-Chi huffed, putting her scissors away.
" I am not going to any interviews Chi-chan I am going with my little Veggie to Shenlong's summer home and make him
turn me back into an a-dorable saiyajin peasant which I am! " Goku folded his arms stubbornly.
Chi-Chi glared at him for a moment, then zipped behind Goku and grabbed ahold of his tail, " Say goodbye to what's
left of your wife, Ouji's tail! "
::BIBISHII!!!!:: Nango screamed at the top of his lungs.
" CHI-CHAN NO! " Goku gasped.
" Then stop crying like a big baby and act like the human you are and come with me to your interviews! " Chi-Chi
hissed, then started to drag him out to the car, " Gohan, Goten we'll see you later! " she waved happily to them, then
strapped Goku into his seat and flew off in the sky-car.
" RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr.... " Vegeta growled under his breath.
" Oh man has she flipped her lid. " Mirai let out a low whistle, " I mean, I knew it was going to happen eventually,
just not like THIS! And not that fast! "
" Poor Son-kun. " Bulma frowned.
Vegeta turned to her, dead-serious, " Bulma, I need you to find the exact location of an island on the map for me.
Can you do that? "
" Uh, sure. " she blinked, " Maybe, it'd be better if we ALL went down to the lab, oh-kay? "
" What about Bura? " Mirai pointed over to the still-unconsious chibi.
" Oh let her rest. It's her naptime right now anyway. " Bulma shrugged, then headed downstairs to her lab.
" And your name is, Son Goku, correct? " the woman sitting behind the desk asked as Goku and Chi-Chi sat in two
chairs before her. Chi-Chi with a pleasant look on her face and her right hand still gripping onto the scissors in her pocket
while Goku did his best not to burst into tears, seeing as how it was something human adults normally did not do.
" Yes. " he nodded, " Veggie calls me Kakarrotto though. That's my saiyajin name, Kakarrotto Koi. "
Chi-Chi lightly whapped Goku on the back of the head, which, seeing as they were now near-equal in strength, hurt
Goku as much as it would had he still been saiyajin and whacked by Vegeta instead, " You're not a saiyajin anymore so that
NAME is null and void now, GOKU. " Chi-Chi whispered.
" Who is Veggie? " the woman asked, confused.
Goku smiled warmly, " Veggie is my HERO! " he clasped his hands together, his cheeks light pink, " AND my little
buddy, AND my ouji, AND my sparring partner, AND my portara fusion and fusion dance partner, AND my favorite thing to hug for
comfort in the whole wide world! " Goku's face gradually grew more pinkish until his entire face was glowing bright pink.
Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead in frustration.
" ... " the woman blinked, creeped out, " Ah, next? "
" Now Son Goku, where were you born? " the man asked him as Goku and Chi-Chi sat at the second interview.
" Oh! I know that! I was born on Bejito-sei! " Goku chirped.
" Bejito-SEI? " the man blinked, confused.
" He means, ah, Bejito CITY, yes. Hahaha, silly Goku-san! " Chi-Chi patted him on the shoulder.
" And, where is this Bejito City? "
" Freezer blew it up. " Goku pouted.
" Freezer? Who is Freezer? " the man said.
" The evil space-alien ice-jin who kidnapped my Veggie when he was small and extra-little and forced him to do bad
naughty things and killed Veggie but we brought him back to life and I turned into a super saiyajin and I beat Freezer up and
then Veggie's time-traveling son from the future but not this future another timeline's future where the Earth was over-run
by these two evil androids used Bulma's time-machine and he came back to the present and killed Freezer with his sword! "
Goku nodded determindly.
The man stared at him blandly, " Next! "
" So? Son Goku? Do you like animals? " the third interviewer asked him as Goku and an increasingly annoyed Chi-Chi
sat again in another office room in another building.
" Oh yes I like animals very much! I hunt and eat bears and tigers and wolves and dinosaurs and FISH all the time! "
Goku grinned, the thought of a roasted, baked, or fried dinner making his mouth water.
" Ohhh. " Chi-Chi groaned, holding her head in her hands and sulking.
" Umm, how about pets? Do you have any pets, Mr. Son? "
Goku thought for a moment, " Well a while back my son Gohan had a dinosaur he called Hiyah who still comes over every
once in a while and tries to mooch food off us. "
" Mmm-hmm. " the interviewer scribbled something down on her notepad, " And what about you yourself? "
" Oh! I have Kinto'un! " Goku beamed. Chi-Chi groaned again and shook her head which was already in her hands.
" Kinto'un? " the interviewer blinked.
" HAI! Kinto'un is my magical little yellow cloud who I can communicate with through my super-strong psychic powers
who was first given to me by Muten Roshi the turtle hermit and then later on given to me by another one of my teachers
Karin-sama who's a talking white cat who lives at the top of Karin Tower with my samurai friend Yajirobe who can't ride
Kinto'un because Kinto'un is very picky about who he lets ride him because if you are a bad person who is having bad thoughts
then you will fall right through Kinto'un and be unable to ride him at all! "
" ... "
" ... "
" :) " Goku smiled contently.
" NEXT! " the woman shouted. Goku tilted his head still smiling while Chi-Chi face-faulted.
" Wahh!! "
" Goku, I really, REALLY wish you'd stop telling the truth. " Chi-Chi groaned as they walked down the streets of
West City.
" But Chi-chan telling the truth is very important! " Goku pouted, " If I did not tell the truth how would anyone
know who I am or even trust me! Besides lieing is a very bad thing and it can make your nose grow really long! " he pointed
to his own nose, then paused, " Hey, you think if Kuririn started lieing he would sprout a nose? " Goku looked down at his
own.
" UGH!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " GOKU, JUST, just be quiet, oh-kay! "
The large saiyajin pouted, " Ohhh. " he looked down at the ground, then perked up, " Hey! Does this mean I can go
back to see my sweet little Veggie a-gain! " his eyes went all big and sparkily.
" NO! " Chi-Chi said bluntly. Goku pouted.
" Ohhhh, my poor little Veggie he must be so lonely and a-lone and missing me TERRIBLY! " Goku sniffled at the
thought of a sad extra-small Vegeta wearing a little blue gi and sitting all by himself in the corner of a huge dark room,
crying softly to himself, " I CAN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF IT OH SWEET LITTLE VEGGIE-CHAN FORGIVE ME!! "
" SNAP OUT OF IT! " Chi-Chi slapped him across the face, " The Ouji's not alone Bulma's entire family along with
Gohan and Goten are all at Capsule Corp WITH him! And even so that evil little Ouji's used to being all alone--he traveled
in a tiny round spaceship across the galaxy for two decades he's used to being by himself for long periods of time! "
" That does not mean that Veggie enjoys it. " Goku rubbed his slapped cheek in pain.
" Now. We're going to try ONE MORE building and THIS TIME when the interviewer asks you questions you will read the
answers off these little cue cards. " she handed a small packet of index cards to him.
Goku gasped, " But Chi-chan! That is CHEATING! " he looked down and read a few of the cards, " NO! That is not just
cheating that is LIEING as well! A DOUBLE bad-deed! "
" Oh for crying out loud! " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" I was never a doctor at General Hospital, Chi-chan! I am terrified of needles and how would I even get on that tv
show to bee-gin with! " Goku pouted, then thought for a moment, " I guess if one of the characters started taking up martial
arts and I could be introduced as their teacher or maybe just introduce me as somebody's former ex-cousin twice removed who
fell into a quadruple coma only to a-waken months later to find out I won the lottery and am now a wealthy and successful
bus-i-ness man. " Goku rambled on.
" OOOH! GIVE ME THAT! " Chi-Chi snatched away the cards, " FINE! No lieing, but that doesn't mean you can't stretch
the truth a little bit! " she grinned.
" Stretch the truth? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Yes. It's like telling the truth only exaggerating a few things in your favor to make it all sound less, well, in
your case, bizarre! "
" I dunno... " Goku trailed off.
" Oh come on! Let's try it! This is the last interview of the day, you have nothing left to lose! " she said,
dragging him further down the street.
Goku looked down at himself and frowned, " You can say that again. "
" So, Mr. Son, do you have any prior work experiance? " the 4th interviewer asked.
" Umm, well, ah, I have worked before. " Goku laughed nervously.
" Where? "
" Uhhhhh... " he trailed off. Goku looked over his shoulder to see Chi-Chi giving him a thumbs-up sign. He turned
back to the interviewer and gulped, " I worked, uhhhhhh, at uhhhhhh-- "
" *THUMP*! "
Goku froze. In nervousness he had sweat bad enough to cause his tail to slip off from around his waist and hit the
ground with a hard thump.
" What is that? " the interviewer gawked.
" It's uh, a sausage. Haha, yeah. " Goku laughed nervously again, " Named, Bibishii. "
" You, have a name, for that sausage. "
" Yes. " he smiled cheesily.
" ... "
" ... "
" Why is it sticking out the back of your pants. "
" Because, ahhhh, because, uh... " Goku started breathing heavier, " Uhhhhh... "
" Yes, Mr. Son? "
" ITSASAIYAJINTAILBECAUSEIMASAIYAJINWARRIORFROMOUTERSPACEANDCHICHANMADEMELIEANDICANTSTANDHAVINGTOLIETOANYBODYANDIAM-
-SOSORRYIWASDISHONESTTOYOURIGHTNOWcanIstartoverplease? " Goku sniffled.
" ... "
" ... " Goku gulped, crossing his fingers.
The interviewer took a deep breath, then smiled calmly at Goku, " NEXT!!! "
" Here it is. " Bulma smiled as she pointed to the dot on the screen, " The island you're looking for, Vegeta, has
no name, but here's it's coordinates. " she held out a piece of paper and handed it to him, " What do you need it for? "
" Basically, Shenlong is on that island and now that I know where it is Kakarrotto and I are going to capture him. "
Vegeta smirked while looking the paper up and down.
" WHAT?! What do you mean SHENLONG?! Shenlong's long gone til next year! The dragonballs were just used the other day
! They're all STONES now and-- "
" --haven't YOU ever wondered where Shenlong goes after you make a wish? " Vegeta interupted.
Bulma thought for a moment, " Umm..I guess he goes home. "
" Correct. " the ouji nodded, " And this little island here is his rest-stop. Dende said it's where he recharges
enough energy TO get himself back home--wherever THAT is. "
" So, you're going to kidnap "the eternal dragon" and bring him HERE. " Bulma said incrediously, " To MY HOUSE. "
" Yup! " Vegeta smiled.
" Vegeta, Shenlong won't FIT inside my house! "
" You, have a BIG HOUSE, Bulma. " Vegeta pointed out.
" BUT NOT BIG ENOUGH TO FIT SHENLONG INSIDE IT! "
" Well then I'll just hover him OVER someplace, or make him grant the wishes while we're still ON the island or
something like that. " Vegeta rattled off, then plopped down on a nearby couch that happened to be in the lab.
" ...shouldn't you get going? " Bulma sweatdropped.
" I'm waiting for Kakarrotto. It's HIS body, HE should be there when we make the wish. " Vegeta nodded stubbornly.
Vejitto and Gogeta happily nodded with him.
" Oh. I get it. You're all one big happy family, huh? " Bulma snickered.
" WAHH! " Vegeta would've fallen over had he not been sitting down.
" And NOW for MY invention! " Bulma said happily as she clasped her hands together, then proudly walked over to a
nearby sheet-covered machine and unveiled it, " AH-HA! "
" ... " the others just stared at it blandly.
" Kaasan that's just the time-machine. " Mirai pointed out.
" Not that part, the time-machine is just the engine my NEW invention runs on! " Bulma boastfully explained, " I
connected these two wires from the control panel to this computer here. I can pull anyone out of any time period from any
place with this! " she grinned, " I call it the Time-Snap! Well, that's what I'm calling it until I figure out a proper name
to call it. I was inspired to use it by what Gohan said earlier about Chi-Chi only being able to snap herself out of this
continuing spiral into insanity she's been heading towards lately. "
" That's an interesting way of putting it. " Vegeta said dryly.
" SO! I'm going to use the Time-Snap to bring the sane, non-tyrannical Chi-Chi from the past, here to the present so
she can snap her present self out of it! " Bulma said happily.
" Wouldn't TWO Onnas just be complicating things as it is? " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" No of course not. It would be sort of like, well, YOU trying to convince your future self not to crown future Goku
as his oujo. " Bulma compaired.
" ...you could bring him here for me to do that? " Vegeta blinked.
" Well not NOW! We have more important things to do! " Bulma sweatdropped, " AFTER past Chi-Chi makes present Chi-Chi
see how undeniably mental she's gone, we'll just put past Chi-Chi through the brain-freezer and send her back to not even a
second after she left! She won't even remember she time-traveled in the first place! " Bulma grinned.
" Interesting theory, but when has Onna EVER been sane? " Vegeta pondered.
" Before she had Gohan of course! " Bulma nodded.
" Wow I feel loads better now. " Gohan said flatly, hurt.
" Oh! I'm sorry Gohan I didn't mean it that way! " Bulma laughed nervously, " It could probably just have to do with
the fact that she had you so early in life and she probably had a lot of adjusting to do after leaving the castle to live at
Goku's house. "
" We have a CASTLE? " Goten grinned excitedly, then paused and looked up at Gohan, " Hey Gohan why don't we live in
the castle? "
" Because the castle belongs to Ojichan, not Kaasan and Toussan. " Gohan sweatdropped, then thought for a moment, " I
guess if Kaasan had really wanted to we would have lived there... "
" Hai, but Onna's castle probably isn't as big and impressive as mine. " Vegeta smirked.
" At least her castle still exists. " Mirai sweatdropped.
" So? Are you ready to try it? " Gohan asked Bulma.
" Hmm? Oh! It'll take a couple more hours for me to get the final bugs out of it, but after I get that done, yeah. "
Bulma nodded cheerfully.
" *SLAM*!!! " the front door slammed a floor above them.
" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! " Chi-Chi shouted from upstairs.
" Well, you better get working then. " Vegeta smirked at Bulma, " Onna sounds pretty mad. " he said as he trotted
over to the stairs and started to climb them, " I better go see what it is before Kakarrotto gets even more hurt than he
already is--that is--if that's at all possible. "
" Alright. " Bulma said uneasily, " But be careful oh-kay? "
" You don't have to worry, Bulma, I'll be fine. With Kakarrotto in a human body that automatically makes ME the
strongest being in the universe. " he smirked.
" What about Vejitto and Gogeta? " she pointed at them. The two fusions smiled contently at their parent.
" Ah, they're tied for 2nd. " Vegeta replied, then dashed out of the lab.
" 2nd place is good. " Vejitto smiled.
Gogeta cheered, " HOORAY FOR 2nd!! "
" *plop*plop*plop*plop*! " Goku's eyes widened as the sound of little foot-steps came up the stairs, distracting him
from Chi-Chi's long and increasingly angry rant on how terrible Goku was at the interviews. Goku turned to the corner of the
room just as something walked around it. Goku beamed at the little ouji who was now watching the scene blankly. Goku tapped
Vegeta on the shoulder, causing the ouji to glance at him. The larger saiyajin lifted the sleeve on his left arm to reveal
his "I (heart) Veggie" 'tattoo' with the words "SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!" now freshly scribbled beneath it. Goku happily clicked
together Bura's two markers he had in his free hand. Vegeta paled and twitched slightly.
" Ah, hai. " Vegeta's voice cracked. He cleared his throat, " So, Onna, how did Kakay's "job hunt" go? " he smirked,
still slightly uneasy at Goku's exhibition.
" TERRIBLE! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " The man can't lie to save his life--AND WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS! GET OUT OF
HERE, OUJI!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Ya know, I'd love to, but you see, this is MY house. "
Chi-Chi paused, then looked around the living room, " Oh. Yeah. Right. "
::Early senility:: Vegeta mentally flashed to Goku, who let out a few little giggles.
" What's so funny! YOU JUST BLEW FOUR CHANCES AT A JOB, GOKU! FOUR CHANCES!! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" What did Kakay do wrong? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" He kept telling the TRUTH to all the interviewers, THAT'S WHAT! "
Vegeta smirked, " But I thought you were supposed to tell people the truth. "
" When the truth is LOGICAL, YES! " Chi-Chi said, " GOKU'S BACKGROUND IS SO INSANE EVEN I WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT HAD I
NOT LIVED THROUGH IT WITH HIM!! "
" Saiyajin peasants don't do will in forced labor, you know. " Vegeta nodded.
" Oh yeah? Well how does the economy work on YOUR planet, Ouji? Go ahead, enlighten me! " Chi-Chi challanged him.
" ... " Vegeta stared at her blankly.
" WELL? "
" ...how would I know what my planet's economy was like? I was only 7 when it blew up, I wasn't old enough for my
parents to start teaching that sort of thing to me yet. " Vegeta blinked.
" AAUGH!! " Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead while Goku giggled at Vegeta's disknowledge of the subject, " IF
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOUR OWN ECONOMICAL SYSTEM WORKS THEN DON'T SAY GOKU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WORK AN EARTH-JOB!!! "
" I can give Kakarrotto a job. " Vegeta grinned evilly, " Once he's a saiyajin again anyway. "
" HA! ME HAND HIM OVER TO YOU! NOT IN YOUR DREAMS, OUJI!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" I'll pay Kakarrotto quite heavily. " the small saiyajin said. Chi-Chi twitched slightly.
" It does not include that creepy servant-maid outfit...does it Veggie? " Goku paled.
" Hm? No. Not this job. This one isn't as, involved as being my servant-maid. " Vegeta smiled while rubbing his nose.
" What's the job, Ouji? " Chi-Chi demanded.
" Ah, I've gotten you interested, huh Onna? " Vegeta grinned.
Chi-Chi scowled, " NO. I just want to know what it would be? "
" An assistant. "
" An assistant? " Chi-Chi repeated, suspiciously.
" Hai. Kakarrotto would, "assist" me with various things around the house. He could wear his gi and everything. "
Vegeta explained.
Goku tilted his head, " "Things", Veggie? "
" Yes Kaka-chan. FUN "things". " Vegeta smirked.
Goku's eyes widened with glee, " OOOOH! FUN! " he whipped around to face Chi-Chi, " I wanna work for Veggie,
Chi-chan!!! "
" NO WAY HE'LL JUST USE THE EXTRA TIME HE'LL HAVE YOU HERE FOR TO MANIPULATE YOUR MIND!!! " Chi-Chi ranted.
" 100 zeni a week. " Vegeta grinned.
" ... " Chi-Chi's expression went blank.
" That would add up to 400 zeni a month and 4800 zeni a year. Whadda you say? " Vegeta held his hand out.
Chi-Chi grunted in frustration.
" Come on Onna, what's the chances of you actually finding a job for Kakarrotto anyway? And besides, he's HUMAN now.
I can't touch him. Right? " Vegeta snickered, then gave a mental wink to Goku, who burst into a grin.
" ERRRRRRRR... " Chi-Chi growled.
Vegeta whipped out a pocket full of zeni and shook it infront of her face, " Come on, you know you want the money.
It must be so hard having to hunt your own meals and sow your own clothes all the time, ne? "
" ... "
" It won't be long you know. Just your average 9 to 5 sort of deal. " Vegeta rattled off, " Infact, scratch that. I
will instead call upon Kakarrotto whenever I need him and he will have to drop everything he's doing at your house and come
over to mine. That gives it for flexibility, huh? "
" ... "
" 100 zeni. Kakay won't have to work too long and hard for it. Infact, I'll even give him a test run for a whole 2
weeks. If you like the money you're getting, then perhaps we can work out a deal. " he said slyly.
" Heeheehee~~ "
Vegeta paused and looked over at Goku who now had a nametag hanging around his neck that read "Veggie's Assistant"
with the word "Veggie" in Goku's sloppy handwriting and "Assistant" in a cursive, romantic-looking font. Vegeta paled.
" DONTDOTHAT! " he swiped the nametag off of Goku, the ouji's face bright red. He glared back and fell over to see
Goku had a second copy of the nametag back around his neck, " Baka.... " Vegeta twitched on the floor, then jumped to his
feet, " How about it Onna? "
" No no no! Don't do it! The Ouji's evil! It's an evil scheme! He's plotting against you! " a tiny little Chi-Chi
angel mentally appeared on one of Chi-Chi's shoulders.
" But there's MONEY! " a tiny Chi-Chi devil appeared on her other shoulder, " So what if you sell out! You'll
ACTUALLY be getting CASH! 100 zeni a week is enough to keep you more then well off! "
" But what about Goku! "
" Goku's human now the Ouji won't have any passionate desires for him as a human! "
" What if he's planning something...? "
" TAKE THE MONEY!! "
" Ohhhhh....SHUDDUP!! " Chi-Chi screamed up at the ceiling while holding a hand pressed on either of her ears.
Goku and Vegeta looked at her as if a few too many screws had come loose.
" FINE! " Chi-Chi took the money from Vegeta, " But only for ONE week. Not two! Got it! "
" Understood. " Vegeta snickered evilly, then grabbed Goku and walked outside, " Come Kakay, I have a few chores for
you to do in the backyard. "
" ? " Goku tilted his head, confused, " Chores, Veggie? "
::Of course not, baka. That was all a ruse:: Vegeta mentally explained, ::I'm going to teleport us to this island
Shenlong's on so we can turn you back into a saiyajin, just wait until we're out of Onna's visual field alright?::
::Oh-kee doh-kee little Veggie!:: Goku chirped and latched onto Vegeta from behind.
::Vejitto, Gogeta. I have Kakarrotto with me and I'm ready to teleport. I'll meet you there!::
::Alright Mommy!:: Vejitto mentally called back.
Vegeta sensed around for a ki similar to Shenlong's. After about 10 or 15 seconds he finally spotted it, the dragon's
ki weaker than usual. Vegeta grinned and teleported out of sight, soon followed by Vejitto and Gogeta down in the lab.
Chi-Chi walked out to the backyard, snooping around to see where the two saiyajins had gone. She gasped to see
neither one was no longer in the backyard, " I'VE BEEN HAD!! " she gasped, then paused, " ...why am I not surprised. "
Chi-Chi said flatly, then chucked the wad of money down on the floor in anger, " CURSE MY MONEY-HUNGRY NATURE!!!! "
" 'Welcome to the Island of Magical Creatures rest stop'! " Vejitto cheerfully read the sign outloud while Gogeta
picked up a rather large seashell off the island and looked at it curiously.
" Wow look how big it is, Jitto! " Gogeta said in awe. Vejitto turned to glance over at him only to suddenly feel
two more ki's appear behind them.
" Gogeta. Vejitto. " Vegeta nodded to them.
" Hi kids! " Goku chirped from behind Vegeta.
" AHHHHH!! " both fusions exclaimed in horror as they covered their eyes.
" Do I really look THAT bad? " Goku sweatdropped.
" Well... " Vegeta trailed off.
" You look like you have been tortured and beaten for 10 full years, Toussan! " Gogeta said sorrowfully, still
covering his eyes.
" Hai! I never want to be turned into a human if THAT is what it would look like! " Vejitto shuddered.
" Well neither of you will have to worry about that. " Vegeta said, " Especially once we get Kakarrotto back to
normal. Now let's go find Shenlong! "
" Oh-kay! " both fusions chirped cheerfully as if nothing had happened and followed their parents off into the
deeper part of the island.
" Are you SURE this is the right island Veggie? " Goku asked as the continued walking, " I mean, it's awfully small,
and Shenlong is awfully, well, BIG. "
" Really big! " Vejitto grinned.
" SUPER BIG! " Gogeta topped him, also grinning.
" I sense his ki nearby so he must be here. " Vegeta folded his arms, then whipped something out from behind his back
, " Besides, why else would this be glowing? " he held up Mr. Popo's Shenlong model statue to reveal the object was now
fluxuating between its normal gray tone and a bright green color.
" So pretty! " Goku clasped his hands together, then noticed an oddly-shaped space between two nearby bushes. The
large saiyajin glanced between them and gasped, " Oh my goodness! IT IS SHENLONG! "
" WHERE? " both fusions said at once, bouncing to either side of Goku to peer off through the bushes as well.
" Let me see that! " Vegeta demanded, then hovered above all three of the other saiyajins and looked through the
bushes only to gawk at the sight, " ...you gotta be kidding me. "
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10:16 AM 11/13/2003
END OF PART TWO!
Chuquita: I have a feeling this is going to be only a 3-parter.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) Really?
Chuquita: Yeah, I mean, they're already there and Goku's getting his saiyajin body back in the next chapter. I think I
subconsiously shortened it because I don't like seeing Son-kun in pain.
Goku: (grins) I am a luvable little peasant! (tail wags behind him)
Chuquita: (smiles) That you are!
Vegeta: (looks at date) It's only still THURSDAY?!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I know. It's been a while since I got two chapters up in the same week and the 2nd WASN'T on Friday.
Vegeta: (smirks) Onna's going to get one heck of a lesson in part 3, huh?
Chuquita: Yup!
Vegeta: (evil snickers) Heh-heh-heh...good.
Chuquita: I should get ready to re-watch the Goggie movie so I have it fresh in my head for when I get started on the parody
of it. Since this chapter's getting long as it is, I think we'll just answer the reviews right now.
To Rionarayne: Only the Corners have script format, not the actual story itself :D Glad you liked it though.
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: I know what you mean, I feel so sad at seeing Son-kun in human form; which is the reason I
haven't really given a full description of his appearance in human form yet; and Veggie and the fusions are sticking by to
help him. They get Shenlong to change him back in the next chapter, so don't worry :)
To Saiyan*Queen*Vega: Thank you for the mention of the Kaka-germs, you were right in guessing only the source (Goku) and
not anyone else related to him would be changed. The only kaka-germs that were knocked off were the ones that were on his
body at the time the wish was made. Meaning that the kaka-germs that were left on Veggie survived because they weren't
zapped by Shenlong's super-powers.
To Storm: Thanks! Shenlong does consider Goku one of his old friends seeing as how long he's known him, Bulma, and the rest
of the main db crew. He's not completely used to Chi-Chi or Vegeta yet.
To Cathowl: Ironically, I did get this chapter out soon :D Heh, Chi-Chi's in trouble.
Vegeta: (grinning) Onna's in quite a BIT of trouble.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at humongo grin Veggie has on his face)
To JSF: Chi-Chi's mental condition is due to 3 things, reaching middle-age, all the bizarre way she's lost Goku in the
past; being killed twice, going out into deep space; and Veggie's taunts. Veggie does care very much for his peasant.
Bibishii will be wished back to life after Goku's a saiyajin again.
To Nuki: Heeheehee, more papers for Son-kun. O! I remember that Chaotix game. In addition to that you could also enlarge
your character like in Mario Bros, only to a more extreme size. I never got the game because it was for Sega Saturn; a system
I never owned ^_^ A super-chibi Jitto would be so kawaii! I bet they do make a third game, seeing as they've gone through the
rest of the series. I luv how since everyone's super-deformed in the gba game that stuff that's supposed to be scary: like an
angry Veggie or Cell spitting out the Cell Jr's, gets terribly cheapened to the point where I've laughed fairly hard at it.
(The Cell Jr's just appear on-screen. It was funny when Cell knocked Hercule out of the ring and the shot actually follows
Hercule flying off-screen). Hai, Veggie still has the fusion-babies :D
To Miyanon: Not offended at all.
Vegeta: (grins) I enjoyed the rant. (snickers) If only Onna was here.
To Miyanon: While Chi-Chi hasn't fallen off the major cliff of eventual insanity, she's definately fallen down the minor
one of mental-disturbedness. She gets that type of rant near the end of the story by her past (and still sane) counterpart,
and possibly a small battle. She's not just cheating, but sort of sabotaging herself by wishing Son human. The real blow
doesn't hit her until the very end of the fic when she realizes the repercussions of what she's done.
To SacredGoggles: I've never thought of Veggie turning Chi-Chi in to the police. There is a last laugh next chapter.
To Saiyajin-Neko: Chi-Chi's beginning to become dellusional. Goku says quite a few things to her once he's back to normal
about all this.
Goku: (sweatdrops) Chu-sama, you're going to give away the whole third chapter.
Chuquita: Not all of it though.
Vegeta: (happy-lil-Veggie) I'm enjoying the shared anger towards Onna. Makes me feel less alone in the battle.
Goku: (oblivious) What battle?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Baka.
To rara2: Aw, thanks so much! Unfortunately for Veggie, Brolli also likes the fact that Veggie's such a small size (he
appears even smaller compaired to Brolli than Goku seeing as his head can reach the near-top of Goku's chest but he only goes
up to Brolli's waist).
To Nekoni: There was more peppy-ness in this chapter as compared to the last one. I like drama but it sometimes makes me
sad when I write it.
To Callimogua: Veggie definately gets some revenge on Chi-Chi!
Vegeta: ..I want to make a 'destory Onna' sign too. (pulls out a random piece of paper and grins evilly) Infact, I think I'll
do so right now! (starts scribbling on the paper at his seat)
Goku: (surprised) Little Veggie can DRAW?
Vegeta: (mumbles) We'll find out soon enough.
Chuquita: See you in part 3 everyone! Bye!
Vegeta: (still busy w/his sign) Uh-huh.
Goku: (random grin) Veggies may be slippery when wet!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That's ROADS, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (waves bye) (happily) Drive safely!!