Disclaimer: I own nothing, except my dream of this stupid scenario.
This is written in script format, I had to point this out for no reason at all. Please review, as this is my first story and all, all types welcome.
Club Hel; what really happened.
Seraph, Trinity and Morpheus do a dance through the freaks, the Merovingian spots them.
Merv: Well well well, if it isn't the Brady bunch, back form the dead!
Bodyguard dude:*whispers in his ear*
Merv: *goes red* Hmmm, I really meant Seraph, Trinity and Morpheus. I just wanted to see if you three knew who you were.
Trin: *raises eyebrow* Suuuuuuure, Merv, suuuuuure.
Morph: We are not here for this nonsense!
Merv: Ah Morpheus, business first, as always.
Morph: Mr. Frenchy! Did you steel the cookies from the cookie jar?!
Merv: Who me??!!
Trin: Yes you!!
Merv: Not me!!
Seraph: Then who?
Persephone: *Looking down her top* 'Tis a conspiracy!
Merv: *completely oblivious to what is happening* Ma Cherie! Look! You have crumbs all down that ridiculously revealing tight fetish style dress! Where did they come from?!
Persephone: Errrr. LOOK! Is that Coldplay?!
Merv: OH MY GOD! CHRIS!!! I LOVE YOU!! AHHHHH! *starts pulling out his hair*
Morpheus: *tears in his eyes* That was a dirty trick!
Seraph: Huh? What happened?
Trin: Okay ladies! That's enough, there is no coldplay, I repeat, there is no coldplay!
Suddenly there is a weird hush, the door creaks open and about 17 Smiths walk in.
Smith 1: I'm looking for Neo.
Smith 12: Hey Dude! Me too! Like, we must be related or something!
Smith 1: Shut up! Like I said, I'm looking.
Trin: We know who you are looking for, so are we, but Mr. I-wanna-be-French here has him!
Smith 12: Woah! Did you hear that Dude?! They're looking for Neo as well! Did you hear it Huh? Did ya Huh? Huh?
Smith 1 pulls out his gun and shoots Smith 12 in the head.
Smith 1: Bloody idiot.
Merv has just gotten over the fact that Coldplay are not there when he looks up and notices all the Smiths
Merv: Look Persephone! Look! See all those Smiths! You wanna know hat we could do with them?
Persephone: *rolls her eyes* What my love?
Merv: We could have an all night.
Morph: ENOUGH!
Seraph: *once again coming out of his meditation* Hey! Look! It's Elrond! What happened to your long girly hair? Now that look was hot!
Smith 1: Well, I didn't want it cut, but Mum said I had to, You know, if I wanted to look evil and heartless and all.
Seraph: Yeah, if feel your pain! The Oracle said the same to me too.
Smith 1: Hmmmm..
Trin: I don't have time for this shit! Merv, give me Neo now or I blow us all to Hell!
Merv: But we are already in Hel!
Smith 15: What? You mean The Matrix?
Merv: No! My nightclub!
Trin: No! I meant Hell!
Merv: That's what I'm talking about!
Trin: NO! H-E-L-L!
Merv: But it's H-E-. hey Persephone? What comes after 'E'?
Persephone: 'L'
Merv: *looking very smug* -L!
Morph: Mr. Merovingian, can we please have Neo? Please?
Smih 14: Hey! We want Neo as well!
Smith 17: I love Neo!
Smith 1: Be careful, Ella might be listening!
Smith 17: *Very loud and clear* I did not mean it in that way.
Persephone: Morpheus! Are you all right?
Morph: Yes. Why do you ask?
Persephone: Well, you just looked a bit weary, that's all. *Does seductive eyelash thing*
Morph: *Best deep voice* Hello!
Morpheus and Persephone walk off.
Trin: Where are Morpheus, and Persephone?
Smith 1,2,14, 16: Do we care?
Trin: No, I know that!
All of a sudden, there is a massive CRASH and one of the walls cave in.
Everyone looks over to see what it is except Seraph, who is to busy filing his nails.
Sir Emilot: Never fear, Sir Emilot is here!
Ella Elf: And her superior, Ella Elf!
Merv: YAY! Santa! WOOHOO!
Sir Emilot: No, I am not Santa, but Sir Emil-
Ella Elf: Shut it! We know who you are!
Sir Emilot: Hmmm.
Ella Elf: Where is The. Merovingian?
Merv: Over here! *starts waving his arms about in the air like a chimpanzee*
Sir Emilot: Your Mummy wants you!
Merv: Really?
Sir Emilot: Yes!
Merv skips off to Emilot and Ella's tank. They close the lid and decide to drive forward, destroying another wall.
Smith 1: Okay. Trainman, give us Mr. Anderson, and no one gets hurt.
Trainman: No! I will give you nothing! Nothing! Down here, I'm God!
Smith 9: So am I. *Shoots trainman in his head*
Smith 1: Nice work Smith.
Smith 9: Thank you.
Smith 1: You're welcome.
Trin: I've had ENOUGH! First Morpheus disappears! Then Merv, now you *pokes Smith 9 in his chest* go and kill the trainman! What the hell is going on here?
Neo walks through the door.
Neo: Not much of a party.
Trin: NEO!
Persephone: Did some one say 'Neo'?
Trin: Oh for f**k sake!
Persephone: Neo! Would you like another kiss?
Neo: All right.
Trin: Neo!
Neo: Sorry, ma'am.
Trin: That's better.
Trin, Neo and Seraph walk off.
Smith 1: That's it! I'm going home to get some cookies.
Smith 17: I likes cookies I do!
Smith 16: Me too!
And they all lived happily ever after, until the next chapter..
I might do more, if anyone wants me to. just tell me and I will. I have nothing better to do.
This is written in script format, I had to point this out for no reason at all. Please review, as this is my first story and all, all types welcome.
Club Hel; what really happened.
Seraph, Trinity and Morpheus do a dance through the freaks, the Merovingian spots them.
Merv: Well well well, if it isn't the Brady bunch, back form the dead!
Bodyguard dude:*whispers in his ear*
Merv: *goes red* Hmmm, I really meant Seraph, Trinity and Morpheus. I just wanted to see if you three knew who you were.
Trin: *raises eyebrow* Suuuuuuure, Merv, suuuuuure.
Morph: We are not here for this nonsense!
Merv: Ah Morpheus, business first, as always.
Morph: Mr. Frenchy! Did you steel the cookies from the cookie jar?!
Merv: Who me??!!
Trin: Yes you!!
Merv: Not me!!
Seraph: Then who?
Persephone: *Looking down her top* 'Tis a conspiracy!
Merv: *completely oblivious to what is happening* Ma Cherie! Look! You have crumbs all down that ridiculously revealing tight fetish style dress! Where did they come from?!
Persephone: Errrr. LOOK! Is that Coldplay?!
Merv: OH MY GOD! CHRIS!!! I LOVE YOU!! AHHHHH! *starts pulling out his hair*
Morpheus: *tears in his eyes* That was a dirty trick!
Seraph: Huh? What happened?
Trin: Okay ladies! That's enough, there is no coldplay, I repeat, there is no coldplay!
Suddenly there is a weird hush, the door creaks open and about 17 Smiths walk in.
Smith 1: I'm looking for Neo.
Smith 12: Hey Dude! Me too! Like, we must be related or something!
Smith 1: Shut up! Like I said, I'm looking.
Trin: We know who you are looking for, so are we, but Mr. I-wanna-be-French here has him!
Smith 12: Woah! Did you hear that Dude?! They're looking for Neo as well! Did you hear it Huh? Did ya Huh? Huh?
Smith 1 pulls out his gun and shoots Smith 12 in the head.
Smith 1: Bloody idiot.
Merv has just gotten over the fact that Coldplay are not there when he looks up and notices all the Smiths
Merv: Look Persephone! Look! See all those Smiths! You wanna know hat we could do with them?
Persephone: *rolls her eyes* What my love?
Merv: We could have an all night.
Morph: ENOUGH!
Seraph: *once again coming out of his meditation* Hey! Look! It's Elrond! What happened to your long girly hair? Now that look was hot!
Smith 1: Well, I didn't want it cut, but Mum said I had to, You know, if I wanted to look evil and heartless and all.
Seraph: Yeah, if feel your pain! The Oracle said the same to me too.
Smith 1: Hmmmm..
Trin: I don't have time for this shit! Merv, give me Neo now or I blow us all to Hell!
Merv: But we are already in Hel!
Smith 15: What? You mean The Matrix?
Merv: No! My nightclub!
Trin: No! I meant Hell!
Merv: That's what I'm talking about!
Trin: NO! H-E-L-L!
Merv: But it's H-E-. hey Persephone? What comes after 'E'?
Persephone: 'L'
Merv: *looking very smug* -L!
Morph: Mr. Merovingian, can we please have Neo? Please?
Smih 14: Hey! We want Neo as well!
Smith 17: I love Neo!
Smith 1: Be careful, Ella might be listening!
Smith 17: *Very loud and clear* I did not mean it in that way.
Persephone: Morpheus! Are you all right?
Morph: Yes. Why do you ask?
Persephone: Well, you just looked a bit weary, that's all. *Does seductive eyelash thing*
Morph: *Best deep voice* Hello!
Morpheus and Persephone walk off.
Trin: Where are Morpheus, and Persephone?
Smith 1,2,14, 16: Do we care?
Trin: No, I know that!
All of a sudden, there is a massive CRASH and one of the walls cave in.
Everyone looks over to see what it is except Seraph, who is to busy filing his nails.
Sir Emilot: Never fear, Sir Emilot is here!
Ella Elf: And her superior, Ella Elf!
Merv: YAY! Santa! WOOHOO!
Sir Emilot: No, I am not Santa, but Sir Emil-
Ella Elf: Shut it! We know who you are!
Sir Emilot: Hmmm.
Ella Elf: Where is The. Merovingian?
Merv: Over here! *starts waving his arms about in the air like a chimpanzee*
Sir Emilot: Your Mummy wants you!
Merv: Really?
Sir Emilot: Yes!
Merv skips off to Emilot and Ella's tank. They close the lid and decide to drive forward, destroying another wall.
Smith 1: Okay. Trainman, give us Mr. Anderson, and no one gets hurt.
Trainman: No! I will give you nothing! Nothing! Down here, I'm God!
Smith 9: So am I. *Shoots trainman in his head*
Smith 1: Nice work Smith.
Smith 9: Thank you.
Smith 1: You're welcome.
Trin: I've had ENOUGH! First Morpheus disappears! Then Merv, now you *pokes Smith 9 in his chest* go and kill the trainman! What the hell is going on here?
Neo walks through the door.
Neo: Not much of a party.
Trin: NEO!
Persephone: Did some one say 'Neo'?
Trin: Oh for f**k sake!
Persephone: Neo! Would you like another kiss?
Neo: All right.
Trin: Neo!
Neo: Sorry, ma'am.
Trin: That's better.
Trin, Neo and Seraph walk off.
Smith 1: That's it! I'm going home to get some cookies.
Smith 17: I likes cookies I do!
Smith 16: Me too!
And they all lived happily ever after, until the next chapter..
I might do more, if anyone wants me to. just tell me and I will. I have nothing better to do.