The Zoo..
Next time you go to the zoo, spare a thought for poor old Persephone.
This one's about Persephone taking The Merovingian to the Zoo.....
Merv: Persephone! Hurry! We might be late!
Persephone: Late for what my love?
Merv: The Zoo! Hurry!!!
Persephone: How in the Hell can we be late for the Zoo if we are going next week?
Merv: But what if the animals get bored? They might run away from the Zoo! Then what would I look at?
Persephone: They won't.
Merv: Why not?! I'm the Merovingian damn it!
Persephone: Because I said so.
Merv: Oh! That makes everything alright!
Persephone: Now go and wash your hands, dinner is ready..
A week later.....
Persephone: YOU NAUGHTY BOY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP WETTING THE BED!!
Merv: I'm ever so sorry...
Persephone: Well then, go and wash your hands, have a bath and Brush your teeth, then we MIGHT go.
Merv: *chanting* Wash hands, Brush teeth and have a bath!
Persephone: Idiot...
Five hours later....
Persephone: have you done everything?
Merv: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss.
Persephone: Good, can you dress you self?
Merv: *really proudly* Yup!
Persephone: Gooood, hurry up or we won't go.
Merv: 'Kay
Two hours later Merv comes out of his room wearing his trousers on the wrong way around, his shirt inside out and a sock on his ear...
Persephone: I give up!
Merv: you give up on what? Me?
Persephone: *Runs up to him and quickly fixes him up* There!
They are FINALLY going to the Zoo. They are in the car....
Merv: Are we there yet?
Twin 1: No.
Merv: Are we there yet?
Twin 2: No.
Merv: Are we-
Persephone: NOOOOOO! *Punches him*
Twin 1: Good work love,
Persephone: Thank you,
Twin 1: You're welcome *winks*
When they arrive Merv just wakes up.
Merv: Are we there-sorry...
Persephone: Yes we are.
Merv: Good!
Twin 1: We'll be out in the parking lot-
Twin 2: Scaring little kids-
Twin 1: And smoking peculiar combinations of herbs and sugars.
Twin 2: Yes, and did we mention scaring little kiddies?
Merv: I WANNA GO SEE THE BABOONS!
Twin 1: Just take him, 'Sephone.
Persephone: Yes, well, good bye.
Twins in Unison: Latter.
Merv runs off to the Monkey cages.
Merv: Look Persephone! In that cage! It's.... Sir Emilot! *que thunder and lightning*
Sir Emilot: YES! IT IS I! SIR EMILOT!
Persephone: What the Hell are you doing in there?
Sir Emilot: Well, there is a secret organisation known as 'The Idiot Revolutions Haters' run by this freak called who calls him/herself 'Twemlow'. These losers hate The Matrix Revolutions and ambushed me and Ella Elf, Ella, being the intelligent one managed to get away from the paper bag trap and went to warn Planet Hobo that there was a bunch of Bumbos out to get us, 'Twemlow' caught me and locked me up here, I'm still waiting for Ella to send Agent Smith down to help me, but he hasn't come yet...
By the time Sir Emilot has finished speaking Merv has dragged Persephone off to eat.
Sir Emilot: HEY! IF you're still interested, check out - hobo.freehomepage.com!!!!
Merv and Persephone had finished eating.
Merv: Let's go and look at the Lions!
Persephone: Sure.
At the Lion place....
Merv: Pretty Lions ..
Persephone stops looking at Merv because she notices Seraph standing all by himself at the corner of the butterfly house.
Persephone: Hello Seraph.
Seraph: Hello Persephone.
Persephone: Good, and you?
Seraph: Alright. What are you doing at the Zoo?
Persephone: I had to take Merv. I don't like it here anyways.
Seraph: Have you seen Neo lately?
Persephone: No.
Seraph: Groovy. That Trinity wants your code you know..
Persephone: Sure she does, everyone wants a piece of MY code *winks*.
Seraph: HEY! Is that Merv and Neo kis-
Persephone: WHERE?!?!
Seraph runs off and Persephone is left all by herself.
Zoo keeper: Hey Lady?
Persephone: Yes....
Zoo keeper: Is this your husband *holds up an eyeball and some pink underwear*
Persephone: Damn!
The Zoo keeper hands her what is left of The Merovingian and toddles off. Persephone is now walking back to her car and The Twins.
Persephone: Hmmm, the problem is choice.....
Twin 1: What was that?
Persephone: Nothing...
Twin 2: Sure *winks*.
I'm sure you can guess the ending as this is Persephone we're talking about. I'm sorry if this was crap, I might re-do this at some point if all you lovely people want me to...
Next time you go to the zoo, spare a thought for poor old Persephone.
This one's about Persephone taking The Merovingian to the Zoo.....
Merv: Persephone! Hurry! We might be late!
Persephone: Late for what my love?
Merv: The Zoo! Hurry!!!
Persephone: How in the Hell can we be late for the Zoo if we are going next week?
Merv: But what if the animals get bored? They might run away from the Zoo! Then what would I look at?
Persephone: They won't.
Merv: Why not?! I'm the Merovingian damn it!
Persephone: Because I said so.
Merv: Oh! That makes everything alright!
Persephone: Now go and wash your hands, dinner is ready..
A week later.....
Persephone: YOU NAUGHTY BOY! I TOLD YOU TO STOP WETTING THE BED!!
Merv: I'm ever so sorry...
Persephone: Well then, go and wash your hands, have a bath and Brush your teeth, then we MIGHT go.
Merv: *chanting* Wash hands, Brush teeth and have a bath!
Persephone: Idiot...
Five hours later....
Persephone: have you done everything?
Merv: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss.
Persephone: Good, can you dress you self?
Merv: *really proudly* Yup!
Persephone: Gooood, hurry up or we won't go.
Merv: 'Kay
Two hours later Merv comes out of his room wearing his trousers on the wrong way around, his shirt inside out and a sock on his ear...
Persephone: I give up!
Merv: you give up on what? Me?
Persephone: *Runs up to him and quickly fixes him up* There!
They are FINALLY going to the Zoo. They are in the car....
Merv: Are we there yet?
Twin 1: No.
Merv: Are we there yet?
Twin 2: No.
Merv: Are we-
Persephone: NOOOOOO! *Punches him*
Twin 1: Good work love,
Persephone: Thank you,
Twin 1: You're welcome *winks*
When they arrive Merv just wakes up.
Merv: Are we there-sorry...
Persephone: Yes we are.
Merv: Good!
Twin 1: We'll be out in the parking lot-
Twin 2: Scaring little kids-
Twin 1: And smoking peculiar combinations of herbs and sugars.
Twin 2: Yes, and did we mention scaring little kiddies?
Merv: I WANNA GO SEE THE BABOONS!
Twin 1: Just take him, 'Sephone.
Persephone: Yes, well, good bye.
Twins in Unison: Latter.
Merv runs off to the Monkey cages.
Merv: Look Persephone! In that cage! It's.... Sir Emilot! *que thunder and lightning*
Sir Emilot: YES! IT IS I! SIR EMILOT!
Persephone: What the Hell are you doing in there?
Sir Emilot: Well, there is a secret organisation known as 'The Idiot Revolutions Haters' run by this freak called who calls him/herself 'Twemlow'. These losers hate The Matrix Revolutions and ambushed me and Ella Elf, Ella, being the intelligent one managed to get away from the paper bag trap and went to warn Planet Hobo that there was a bunch of Bumbos out to get us, 'Twemlow' caught me and locked me up here, I'm still waiting for Ella to send Agent Smith down to help me, but he hasn't come yet...
By the time Sir Emilot has finished speaking Merv has dragged Persephone off to eat.
Sir Emilot: HEY! IF you're still interested, check out - hobo.freehomepage.com!!!!
Merv and Persephone had finished eating.
Merv: Let's go and look at the Lions!
Persephone: Sure.
At the Lion place....
Merv: Pretty Lions ..
Persephone stops looking at Merv because she notices Seraph standing all by himself at the corner of the butterfly house.
Persephone: Hello Seraph.
Seraph: Hello Persephone.
Persephone: Good, and you?
Seraph: Alright. What are you doing at the Zoo?
Persephone: I had to take Merv. I don't like it here anyways.
Seraph: Have you seen Neo lately?
Persephone: No.
Seraph: Groovy. That Trinity wants your code you know..
Persephone: Sure she does, everyone wants a piece of MY code *winks*.
Seraph: HEY! Is that Merv and Neo kis-
Persephone: WHERE?!?!
Seraph runs off and Persephone is left all by herself.
Zoo keeper: Hey Lady?
Persephone: Yes....
Zoo keeper: Is this your husband *holds up an eyeball and some pink underwear*
Persephone: Damn!
The Zoo keeper hands her what is left of The Merovingian and toddles off. Persephone is now walking back to her car and The Twins.
Persephone: Hmmm, the problem is choice.....
Twin 1: What was that?
Persephone: Nothing...
Twin 2: Sure *winks*.
I'm sure you can guess the ending as this is Persephone we're talking about. I'm sorry if this was crap, I might re-do this at some point if all you lovely people want me to...