Chapter 11
'Crap, they shielded us,' Jessica said through the bond
'Then why can we still use our magic?' Ron asked.
'We can?' Danielle.
'Kick ass,' Kimberley added.
(by the way, I'm talking to kim on the phone. . . she's watching pokemon. . . It's actually rather hilarious. . . )
"Are you ready to comply with our wishes?" one of the guys in black asked.
"Are you ready to go to hell you dirty bastard?" Draco sneered as he pulled out his wand.
"What are you going to do with that? Hit me?" A soldier in the background laughed loudly.
"Someone take that from him, it might be s'angreal or ter'angreal." Rand ordered his men. The people rushed forward to take Draco's wand but instead they ran into a invisible barrier.
"HAHAHAH SUCKERS!" Blaine yelled.
"Now, are you going to comply with our wishes?" Jessica laughed at them.
"How are you using the saidin?" Rand asked, not being able to see the glow that was supposed to be surrounding them.
"Right. . ." Harry said. No one really understanding what Rand was talking about, well Jessica did, but she was a little preoccupied eating some cheese.
"Anyways, what are you doing here?" Jessica asked still nibbling on some cheese.
"We're fighting a war," Rand said harshly, obviously trying to make them realize that they were in grave danger, and the best thing they could do was to comply with Rand's wishes.
"Oooh wow, we've never been in a war before!" Fred and George said at the same time.
"War is not a laughing matter" Some one named Bashere said.
"Righteo, well I think we should be going," Marilyn said.
"Or not, lets help them end this war, I mean there has to be a reason why we ended up here, maybe we're supposed to help them." Jessica said.
"Perhaps, or maybe we were placed here so we'll get killed." Matt added in.
"Well whatever, if we kill the wrong side, we'll just kill the other side as well," Kate put in.
"Wow. . . harsh," Harry said.
"Now listen here, we can't just go around killing people. We have to make a plan," Hermione said.
"We do have a plan, kill the people this guy's fighting, and then if we have to, kill this guy," Kimberley said exasperatingly.
"And how do you think you're going to do that?" Rand asked.
"Magic," Jessica said sarcastically, not really realizing that she couldn't really use that sarcastically anymore.
The army gasped and started screaming. They all ran away.
"Righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht," They said in unison.
"Look! My army is gone!" Rand said in outrage, he only had Bashere, Two men wearing black coats, and his horse. The horse doesn't really count though.. . .
"Wow! You noticed!" Jessica laughed as the last of the people ran out of site.
"They will die out there! They can't survive alone against the Seanchan!" Bashere yelled.
"Whats a Seanchan?" Danielle asked.
"They're who we were fighting against," one of the black coats said.
"HOHOHO NO DUH!" Fred laughed.
"Well, it'll be easier to destroy them if they only have this many people," Kate pointed out.
"What makes you think that you can destroy us?" Rand laughed.
Kimberley reached out dramatically and the forest surrounding them burst into fire.
Jessica rolled her eyes at Kim's dramatics, and quelled the fire with the snap of her fingers. Rand watched in awe as the fires stopped burning, and the dead trees started to re-grow.
Everyone stared at Kimmy.
"So I'm a Pyromaniac, who cares?" Kimberley shrugged.
"I'm pretty sure all the cute little animals in the forest," Matt pointed to the forest to show squirrels and birds drop to the ground burnt to a crisp.
"That's disgusting," Hermione said, gagging.
"Chicken!" Fred and George laughed.
Danielle and Marilyn sighed
"We have to do everything don't we?" Then they combined their powers and directed them towards the dead animals. The animals started to slowly revive themselves, and when they finally could control their own limbs they flew away in a haste.
*THUNK*
They all turned around to find Rand, Bashere, and the two Black Coats lying motionless on the cold, hard, ground.
"You're kidding me," Blaine said.
"I recall that you almost fainted just being inside a hospital Blaine, at least they fainted cause they saw a whole bunch of burnt animals topple to the ground like rain," Jessica laughed, then kicked the limp figures on the ground.
They woke up, albeit slowly, and tried to stay on their feet. In Rand's case, tried to stay on his horse. Bashere was the first to regain his voice.
"Now that you're finished with the magic show, Rand I think that we could use them," Bashere said as if he didn't care that he just fainted.
"Whatever makes you sleep at night," Jessica rolled her eyes.
"Ha, use us. As if they could," Draco laughed.
"We'll HELP you," Harry said.
Rand sighed heavily but nodded knowing that he was defeated. The Dragon Reborn never lost. . .
Suddenly in the distance a war cry pierced the air. They turned towards the voice to find about a thousand Seanchan running towards them as fast as possible. Damane were casting spells towards them at a rapid pace. Pretty much they were screwed. . .
"This is the time to show how much you're worth!" Rand screamed and then charged forward.
"Get back here you fool!" Jessica screamed and lifted Rand's horse into the air.
"We have a plan!" Hermione said exasperated. And it's true they did have a plan.
"I hope you know what you're doing," Bashere scowled.
Jessica grinned and used her magic to lift every single medium sized rock in a radius of twenty feet all around. It was roughly four hundred stones.
Kimberley, Matt, Blaine, Kate, Marilyn, and Danielle did a hasty transfiguring job and Jessica scattered the newly transfigured about forty feet into the field in front of her and then grew a tree at that point. The rocks scattered every which way to make it seem like there were just rocks on the ground.
"Run," Jessica whispered.
They nodded and turned and ran in the other direction. Everyone except Rand that is. . . who was still on top of his floating horse. Jessica swore placed the horse on his feet. Then they all ran in the other direction.
The Seanchan saw them running in the other direction and picked up their face. They knew they were facing cowards, and what's more fun to torture than a coward? Their war cries grew louder. But then suddenly in the blink of an eye the 16 people running 60 feet away from them were barely visible two hundred feet away. In fact. . . you couldn't really tell if they were even there. They started to run quicker.
Jessica watched intently as the Seanchan started to run faster. They would soon reach the Tree. Jessica grinned to herself. This would be easy. She handed Fred, George, and Draco a small little button, grinning madly to herself.
"As soon as they reach that tree, press this button," Jessica indicated to the button they were now holding.
"Yes, but what'll it do?" They asked.
"You'll see," Kimberley laughed.
The Seanchan kept running, in less that five seconds they would reach the tree. . .
4. . .
3. . . .
2. . .
1. . .
Click
Click
Click
BOOM!
(HUNDRED PAGE MARK!)
A pink cloud appeared surrounding the Seanchan. Screams were heard loudly within the cloud. The screams grew quiter and more high pitched, but they also grew more panicky. Soon there was no sound at all. . .
Jessica let out a peal of laughter. Then 'apparated' them towards where the pink cloud was dissolving. What the saw was. . .
Hilarious.
Everyone burst out laughing at the Ki-weeny's the in hundreds of different shades of pink. Don't know what a Ki-weeny is? (Read Dedicated to American Feltchers) A Ki-weeny is a small stuffed animal, that is a Kiwi. Get it? Small = weeny. Kiwi? Kiwi+Weeny- the 'wi' YOU GET Ki-weeny!
"Thank you," Rand told them, "You really saved us."
Then he took Jessica's hand and gave her a small ring in the shape of a tiny dragon, and a ki-weeny in a lovely shade of pale pink.
"Remember," Rand whipered, and the GoM's, two Griffindors, and two Beauxbatons dissolved from sight.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~
"OOH ARE WE BACK!?" Jessica screamed excitedly.
They all looked around. . .
And. . .
No. . .
DAMMIT!
They found themselves in a weird city type place. They were in a crowded street filled with raucous women with daggers hanging from their necks, and leering men who were too beefy for their own good. Pretty much they had no freaking idea where they were, and no freaking idea what they were doing here. Until. . .
"Hey watch where you're going filty mudblood!" Draco screamed at a women with a long brown braid shoved him out of the way while running towards the river.
"Draco? I'm kinda thinking that that insult doesn't really work here. . ." Danielle pondered.
(by the way. . . HUNDRED PAGE MARK I'm SO PROUD!!!!! GO ME GO! TAG!)
"well if that WOMEN hadn't ran straight into me. . ." Draco trailed off as Kimberley and Jessica started chanting 'bitch, bitch, bitch' under their voices and ran off towards the river, "Hey I'm fine. . . really!" Draco yelled as he trailed after them.
They ran to catch up to Jessica and Kimberley who were still yelling bitch. Suddenly they gasped as the lady was suddenly in the water.
"Get out of the water so we can kill you!!!!" Jessica shook her fist at the water.
"Get out of my way," Kimberley pushed Jessica to the side, then reached out with her magic and pulled the lady squawking out of the water.
"Erm. . . now that I have her, what do I do with her?" Kimberley asks quizzically.
"Uhh. . . I dunno," Jessica looked at the women who was screaming at them twirling in the air.
Suddenly there was the sound of a sword leaving it's sheath.
"Heh, crap," Matthew said looking at a large handsome man with long hair in a ponytail tied with a band around his forehead.
"Let her down!" The Man screamed. Kimberley was staring in awe at the extremely good looking mad, albeit a little old. . .
*flash*
The man suddenly looked quite young, their age, his hair was much shorter, it hung lazily around his eyes. He was well built but not over built, and his eyes shone bright with innocence, instead of the fierce predator look he had when he was older.
*Flash*
"Lan!" The women screamed.
"Nynaeve, I'll get you down," Lan said as he charged at the students.
Kimberley laughed and put a barrier in front of Lan, making it impossible for him to get to Nynaeve.
"Stop this nonsense," Kate said sternly to the woman who was screaming, and the man who was chipping his sword on the barrier in front of him.
"Dude! You're ruining the sword!" Matt reached towards the sword.
"What can you expect from a stupid Mudblood?" Draco filed his nails to perfection.
"Oh please, Kimberley let her down," Hermione rolled her eyes.
Kimberley obeyed reluctantly, still staring at Lan with a look of interest.
. . .
With a jolt of realization they saw that Lan was staring right back at Kim.
Jessica started gagging, and muttering 'pedophile' in unmistakable disgust, while the others just stood with disgusted looks on their faces.
(A/N tired dammit)
Lan shook his head violently and tried to look away without any success.
(A/N STOP TELLING ME TO UPDATE! BLAH)
Perhaps. . . perhaps there was something happening between Lan and Kimberley. A soft light started to glow around Kimberley's body, and the same with Lan. The light started to grow brighter and brighter. . . till it was almost as bright as the sun.
Suddenly a huge voice was heard above them, in the sky. It said these words:
QUEST ONE: WHEEL OF TIME COMPLETED,
ITEMS WON: LAN MANDORAGON, PINK KI-WEENY, RING OF SWORDS.
TIME TO COMPLETE: 2 HOURS. POINTS: 1200
"WHAT?!" Twelve voices rand out clearly above the voice. Then everything started to blur, and they saw Nynaeve screaming, and pulling at her braid, and then all was black.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~^~^~^~^^~
"Please tell me we're finished now," Jessica said drowsily as she picked herself up off the floor.
"I think we are, we're back at Hogwarts," Hermione said looking around, noticing that it was infact Hogwarts.
"What is Hogwarts, where are we, and how did we get here?" A unfamiliar voice said anxiously.
They all turned to look at the source of the voice to find: Lan.
"Oh crap!" Ron said, hitting his head on the wall repeatedly.
"How did he get here with us!?" Marilyn was panicking.
"How are we supposed to know!?" Harry threw up his hands.
"Well, you did hear the voice didn't you? It said we won Lan, the ring, and the pink ki-weeny, and I still have the ring and the ki-weeny. Perhaps Lan is also a prize?" Jessica said.
"I'm confused," Draco said.
"You're not the only one," Fred added in.
"The main question is: is time still stopped? Or are we missing classes?" Hermione asked patiently.
"Erm. . . I think we're missing classes," Matt said.
"How do you know?" Kate asked.
"Cause Professor Dumbledore is standing right there behind you,"
"D'OH!"
. . . A/N : hehehehheh Werps! Not a very good chapter, but Alex said to just get it over with. The chapter didn't go as planned, especially with how they were supposed to get out. . . but MEH! Now I have to write another chapter, so I hope you're happy Alex, and the others who keep pestering me! SO BLAH. K I'm going to start on a new chapter. Don't worry it'll be longer.
ILDM!
'Crap, they shielded us,' Jessica said through the bond
'Then why can we still use our magic?' Ron asked.
'We can?' Danielle.
'Kick ass,' Kimberley added.
(by the way, I'm talking to kim on the phone. . . she's watching pokemon. . . It's actually rather hilarious. . . )
"Are you ready to comply with our wishes?" one of the guys in black asked.
"Are you ready to go to hell you dirty bastard?" Draco sneered as he pulled out his wand.
"What are you going to do with that? Hit me?" A soldier in the background laughed loudly.
"Someone take that from him, it might be s'angreal or ter'angreal." Rand ordered his men. The people rushed forward to take Draco's wand but instead they ran into a invisible barrier.
"HAHAHAH SUCKERS!" Blaine yelled.
"Now, are you going to comply with our wishes?" Jessica laughed at them.
"How are you using the saidin?" Rand asked, not being able to see the glow that was supposed to be surrounding them.
"Right. . ." Harry said. No one really understanding what Rand was talking about, well Jessica did, but she was a little preoccupied eating some cheese.
"Anyways, what are you doing here?" Jessica asked still nibbling on some cheese.
"We're fighting a war," Rand said harshly, obviously trying to make them realize that they were in grave danger, and the best thing they could do was to comply with Rand's wishes.
"Oooh wow, we've never been in a war before!" Fred and George said at the same time.
"War is not a laughing matter" Some one named Bashere said.
"Righteo, well I think we should be going," Marilyn said.
"Or not, lets help them end this war, I mean there has to be a reason why we ended up here, maybe we're supposed to help them." Jessica said.
"Perhaps, or maybe we were placed here so we'll get killed." Matt added in.
"Well whatever, if we kill the wrong side, we'll just kill the other side as well," Kate put in.
"Wow. . . harsh," Harry said.
"Now listen here, we can't just go around killing people. We have to make a plan," Hermione said.
"We do have a plan, kill the people this guy's fighting, and then if we have to, kill this guy," Kimberley said exasperatingly.
"And how do you think you're going to do that?" Rand asked.
"Magic," Jessica said sarcastically, not really realizing that she couldn't really use that sarcastically anymore.
The army gasped and started screaming. They all ran away.
"Righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht," They said in unison.
"Look! My army is gone!" Rand said in outrage, he only had Bashere, Two men wearing black coats, and his horse. The horse doesn't really count though.. . .
"Wow! You noticed!" Jessica laughed as the last of the people ran out of site.
"They will die out there! They can't survive alone against the Seanchan!" Bashere yelled.
"Whats a Seanchan?" Danielle asked.
"They're who we were fighting against," one of the black coats said.
"HOHOHO NO DUH!" Fred laughed.
"Well, it'll be easier to destroy them if they only have this many people," Kate pointed out.
"What makes you think that you can destroy us?" Rand laughed.
Kimberley reached out dramatically and the forest surrounding them burst into fire.
Jessica rolled her eyes at Kim's dramatics, and quelled the fire with the snap of her fingers. Rand watched in awe as the fires stopped burning, and the dead trees started to re-grow.
Everyone stared at Kimmy.
"So I'm a Pyromaniac, who cares?" Kimberley shrugged.
"I'm pretty sure all the cute little animals in the forest," Matt pointed to the forest to show squirrels and birds drop to the ground burnt to a crisp.
"That's disgusting," Hermione said, gagging.
"Chicken!" Fred and George laughed.
Danielle and Marilyn sighed
"We have to do everything don't we?" Then they combined their powers and directed them towards the dead animals. The animals started to slowly revive themselves, and when they finally could control their own limbs they flew away in a haste.
*THUNK*
They all turned around to find Rand, Bashere, and the two Black Coats lying motionless on the cold, hard, ground.
"You're kidding me," Blaine said.
"I recall that you almost fainted just being inside a hospital Blaine, at least they fainted cause they saw a whole bunch of burnt animals topple to the ground like rain," Jessica laughed, then kicked the limp figures on the ground.
They woke up, albeit slowly, and tried to stay on their feet. In Rand's case, tried to stay on his horse. Bashere was the first to regain his voice.
"Now that you're finished with the magic show, Rand I think that we could use them," Bashere said as if he didn't care that he just fainted.
"Whatever makes you sleep at night," Jessica rolled her eyes.
"Ha, use us. As if they could," Draco laughed.
"We'll HELP you," Harry said.
Rand sighed heavily but nodded knowing that he was defeated. The Dragon Reborn never lost. . .
Suddenly in the distance a war cry pierced the air. They turned towards the voice to find about a thousand Seanchan running towards them as fast as possible. Damane were casting spells towards them at a rapid pace. Pretty much they were screwed. . .
"This is the time to show how much you're worth!" Rand screamed and then charged forward.
"Get back here you fool!" Jessica screamed and lifted Rand's horse into the air.
"We have a plan!" Hermione said exasperated. And it's true they did have a plan.
"I hope you know what you're doing," Bashere scowled.
Jessica grinned and used her magic to lift every single medium sized rock in a radius of twenty feet all around. It was roughly four hundred stones.
Kimberley, Matt, Blaine, Kate, Marilyn, and Danielle did a hasty transfiguring job and Jessica scattered the newly transfigured about forty feet into the field in front of her and then grew a tree at that point. The rocks scattered every which way to make it seem like there were just rocks on the ground.
"Run," Jessica whispered.
They nodded and turned and ran in the other direction. Everyone except Rand that is. . . who was still on top of his floating horse. Jessica swore placed the horse on his feet. Then they all ran in the other direction.
The Seanchan saw them running in the other direction and picked up their face. They knew they were facing cowards, and what's more fun to torture than a coward? Their war cries grew louder. But then suddenly in the blink of an eye the 16 people running 60 feet away from them were barely visible two hundred feet away. In fact. . . you couldn't really tell if they were even there. They started to run quicker.
Jessica watched intently as the Seanchan started to run faster. They would soon reach the Tree. Jessica grinned to herself. This would be easy. She handed Fred, George, and Draco a small little button, grinning madly to herself.
"As soon as they reach that tree, press this button," Jessica indicated to the button they were now holding.
"Yes, but what'll it do?" They asked.
"You'll see," Kimberley laughed.
The Seanchan kept running, in less that five seconds they would reach the tree. . .
4. . .
3. . . .
2. . .
1. . .
Click
Click
Click
BOOM!
(HUNDRED PAGE MARK!)
A pink cloud appeared surrounding the Seanchan. Screams were heard loudly within the cloud. The screams grew quiter and more high pitched, but they also grew more panicky. Soon there was no sound at all. . .
Jessica let out a peal of laughter. Then 'apparated' them towards where the pink cloud was dissolving. What the saw was. . .
Hilarious.
Everyone burst out laughing at the Ki-weeny's the in hundreds of different shades of pink. Don't know what a Ki-weeny is? (Read Dedicated to American Feltchers) A Ki-weeny is a small stuffed animal, that is a Kiwi. Get it? Small = weeny. Kiwi? Kiwi+Weeny- the 'wi' YOU GET Ki-weeny!
"Thank you," Rand told them, "You really saved us."
Then he took Jessica's hand and gave her a small ring in the shape of a tiny dragon, and a ki-weeny in a lovely shade of pale pink.
"Remember," Rand whipered, and the GoM's, two Griffindors, and two Beauxbatons dissolved from sight.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~
"OOH ARE WE BACK!?" Jessica screamed excitedly.
They all looked around. . .
And. . .
No. . .
DAMMIT!
They found themselves in a weird city type place. They were in a crowded street filled with raucous women with daggers hanging from their necks, and leering men who were too beefy for their own good. Pretty much they had no freaking idea where they were, and no freaking idea what they were doing here. Until. . .
"Hey watch where you're going filty mudblood!" Draco screamed at a women with a long brown braid shoved him out of the way while running towards the river.
"Draco? I'm kinda thinking that that insult doesn't really work here. . ." Danielle pondered.
(by the way. . . HUNDRED PAGE MARK I'm SO PROUD!!!!! GO ME GO! TAG!)
"well if that WOMEN hadn't ran straight into me. . ." Draco trailed off as Kimberley and Jessica started chanting 'bitch, bitch, bitch' under their voices and ran off towards the river, "Hey I'm fine. . . really!" Draco yelled as he trailed after them.
They ran to catch up to Jessica and Kimberley who were still yelling bitch. Suddenly they gasped as the lady was suddenly in the water.
"Get out of the water so we can kill you!!!!" Jessica shook her fist at the water.
"Get out of my way," Kimberley pushed Jessica to the side, then reached out with her magic and pulled the lady squawking out of the water.
"Erm. . . now that I have her, what do I do with her?" Kimberley asks quizzically.
"Uhh. . . I dunno," Jessica looked at the women who was screaming at them twirling in the air.
Suddenly there was the sound of a sword leaving it's sheath.
"Heh, crap," Matthew said looking at a large handsome man with long hair in a ponytail tied with a band around his forehead.
"Let her down!" The Man screamed. Kimberley was staring in awe at the extremely good looking mad, albeit a little old. . .
*flash*
The man suddenly looked quite young, their age, his hair was much shorter, it hung lazily around his eyes. He was well built but not over built, and his eyes shone bright with innocence, instead of the fierce predator look he had when he was older.
*Flash*
"Lan!" The women screamed.
"Nynaeve, I'll get you down," Lan said as he charged at the students.
Kimberley laughed and put a barrier in front of Lan, making it impossible for him to get to Nynaeve.
"Stop this nonsense," Kate said sternly to the woman who was screaming, and the man who was chipping his sword on the barrier in front of him.
"Dude! You're ruining the sword!" Matt reached towards the sword.
"What can you expect from a stupid Mudblood?" Draco filed his nails to perfection.
"Oh please, Kimberley let her down," Hermione rolled her eyes.
Kimberley obeyed reluctantly, still staring at Lan with a look of interest.
. . .
With a jolt of realization they saw that Lan was staring right back at Kim.
Jessica started gagging, and muttering 'pedophile' in unmistakable disgust, while the others just stood with disgusted looks on their faces.
(A/N tired dammit)
Lan shook his head violently and tried to look away without any success.
(A/N STOP TELLING ME TO UPDATE! BLAH)
Perhaps. . . perhaps there was something happening between Lan and Kimberley. A soft light started to glow around Kimberley's body, and the same with Lan. The light started to grow brighter and brighter. . . till it was almost as bright as the sun.
Suddenly a huge voice was heard above them, in the sky. It said these words:
QUEST ONE: WHEEL OF TIME COMPLETED,
ITEMS WON: LAN MANDORAGON, PINK KI-WEENY, RING OF SWORDS.
TIME TO COMPLETE: 2 HOURS. POINTS: 1200
"WHAT?!" Twelve voices rand out clearly above the voice. Then everything started to blur, and they saw Nynaeve screaming, and pulling at her braid, and then all was black.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~^~^~^~^^~
"Please tell me we're finished now," Jessica said drowsily as she picked herself up off the floor.
"I think we are, we're back at Hogwarts," Hermione said looking around, noticing that it was infact Hogwarts.
"What is Hogwarts, where are we, and how did we get here?" A unfamiliar voice said anxiously.
They all turned to look at the source of the voice to find: Lan.
"Oh crap!" Ron said, hitting his head on the wall repeatedly.
"How did he get here with us!?" Marilyn was panicking.
"How are we supposed to know!?" Harry threw up his hands.
"Well, you did hear the voice didn't you? It said we won Lan, the ring, and the pink ki-weeny, and I still have the ring and the ki-weeny. Perhaps Lan is also a prize?" Jessica said.
"I'm confused," Draco said.
"You're not the only one," Fred added in.
"The main question is: is time still stopped? Or are we missing classes?" Hermione asked patiently.
"Erm. . . I think we're missing classes," Matt said.
"How do you know?" Kate asked.
"Cause Professor Dumbledore is standing right there behind you,"
"D'OH!"
. . . A/N : hehehehheh Werps! Not a very good chapter, but Alex said to just get it over with. The chapter didn't go as planned, especially with how they were supposed to get out. . . but MEH! Now I have to write another chapter, so I hope you're happy Alex, and the others who keep pestering me! SO BLAH. K I'm going to start on a new chapter. Don't worry it'll be longer.
ILDM!